so after we are crowned listeners and we asked nazir that me and magril got new contracts
As me and magril began to wake up
And we got dressed
And we ate breakfast
I asked nazir
Do you have any more contracts?
Yes i do
I got two
For the both of you
A vampire named hern
And a orc bard lurbuk
Tell us about hern
Nazir: "He's a vampire, and has blended into human society for years. He's never far from his female companion, Hert. Also a vampire. The contract is for the male, Hern. But you'll probably have to contend with the female, too. So for Sithis' sake, watch yourselves !
So we are killing a vampire named hern
And tell us about lurbuk
Nazir: "He is, by all accounts, the worst bard in all of Skyrim. Apparently so many people sought his death, Astrid had to hold a lottery to determine the client."
And a really bad orc bard named lurbuk
You got a deal i told nazir
As we both shook his hand
Now where do we need to go to
As we rode to half moon mill
Something is off here magril said
Be on guard as i saw blood splatters on the ground
As magril switches her uv tactical flashlight on
As hern said
My love i am home
As Hern walked into the house
Is someone there
Magril shot the vampire in the back with the uv bullets i made in my spare time
Cut to me silencing the female vampire
She was screaming as i fed on her blood
In this story i feed on vampires and don't get sick
As magril walked out of the house
I grinned as i revealed my bloodied werewolf muzzle
magril said
You seemed to enjoy yourself
I saved some of the bitches blood for you
Magril took the vial and drank the blood down
Whoa this is good blood
As magril and i mounted our horses
Magril does drink blood on occasion to get a high from it
Lets get lurbuk
Moorside inn
Please come on in i just stoked the fire
As magril and i walked right up to the bar
May i have a mead please and one for my girlfriend
As she puts two meads in front of us
Rebel i got a visual of the orc bard
So what brings you to morthal
Do you have a vampire problem?
Yes why do you ask
Do you think lurbuk is a vampire?
what the woman said
By the gods he killed people
He killed fourteen people i practically lied to the woman
We are bounty hunters she said
Really show me the bounty letter
I show the picture
Seems reasonable
Go ahead kill him
As i downed my mead and i said
Will you excuse me
Hey green skin!
I know your game you are a vampire
Lurbuk said what do you mean boy
I drew my gun and he turned into ashes
That was a vampire i told her
She said thank you for killing him
Here i will forget about this as she passed us 2 mead kegs for us
As a exterminators fee
Now we must be on our way
As i was walking into the sanctuary
I said Hern is dead.
Nazir: "No sarcasm this time. You faced a vampire, and lived to tell the tale. Well done. And if you contracted Sanguinare Vampiris, be sure to get that taken care of. Else you'll end up like our own Babette. Unless, of course, that was your goal all along. Here's your payment."
As he paid us septims
Magril said lurbuk is dead
Nazir: "Please tell me you flayed that horrible bard alive and made a drum from his skin..."
Nazir: "Wonderful. The only good bard is a dead one, as far as I'm concerned. All that singing and... mirth. Your payment, as for the both of you per the usual."
Got any more contracts
Yes i do sister greyback
Your doing these alone rebel
Why i asked him
Your targets are the
Argonian named deekus
And the khajiit named marandrujo
And anoriath
Tell me about
Deekus
He's an Argonian layabout, likes to scavenge shipwrecks. My guess is he'll run if threatened. Or swim, if given the chance."
Ok i told him my target is deekus as i wrote it down
And a khajiit named Ma'randru-jo."
Nazir: "He's an accomplished wizard. And, locating him may be challenging, as he travels with the caravans."
And a wood elf named anoriath
tell me about Anoriath."
Nazir: "The wood elf may run a stall in the city, but he retreats to the plains outside Whiterun to hunt. Kill him there, and no one will bear witness…
Cut to me mounting my horse and i began to ride off to deekus hideout
Cut to me dismounting shadowmere
Hey dekkus your wanted dead by the dark brotherhood
He said are you threatening me boy
Yes
He laughs
That is a good one boy
I drew my gun and shot the argonian in the head
Deekus is dead i checked off my list
Now the khajiit
I prepped my sniper rifle in between rocks
And i said come on you fucking feline son of a bitch
As he was walking i took aim and shot the khajiit in the head
What was that thunder?
A sicking splat was hit and i killed the khajiit on the road
One caravan done for
Now onto whiterun
I took my crossbow and took aim behind some rocks
The wood elf came into view and i shot him in the head
The wood elf is dead i crossed my list off and rode to Sanctuary
Cut to nazr and magril talking
Don't worry magril he is fine as
I walked into the sanctuary
"Anoriath is dead."
Nazir: "Ah, so the hunter came to know the fear of the hunted, hmm? Your payment, my friend. Well done."
Ma'randru-jo is dead."
Nazir: "Ah! Well done! Well done! Those caravaners can be an elusive bunch. Takes a fair bit of stalking to take one down. But then, that's half the fun, isn't it? Here's your payment. Well earned, indeed."
"Deekus is dead."
Nazir: "Personally, I've always found Argonians to be incredibly unpredictable opponents. Especially near water. In any event, nice work. Here's your payment."
Cut to rebel counting the coins
22 thousand septims
All in a day's work
Magril and i were drinking the mead
Damn this stuff is good
We might be able to join the thieves guild after this day
I want to steal stuff and call it ours
Well we ride out for the thieves guild after this chapter
As magril and i went to sleep we kissed each other good night
To be continued
