so after we are crowned listeners and we asked nazir that me and magril got new contracts

As me and magril began to wake up

And we got dressed

And we ate breakfast

I asked nazir

Do you have any more contracts?

Yes i do

I got two

For the both of you

A vampire named hern

And a orc bard lurbuk

Tell us about hern

Nazir: "He's a vampire, and has blended into human society for years. He's never far from his female companion, Hert. Also a vampire. The contract is for the male, Hern. But you'll probably have to contend with the female, too. So for Sithis' sake, watch yourselves !

So we are killing a vampire named hern

And tell us about lurbuk

Nazir: "He is, by all accounts, the worst bard in all of Skyrim. Apparently so many people sought his death, Astrid had to hold a lottery to determine the client."

And a really bad orc bard named lurbuk

You got a deal i told nazir

As we both shook his hand

Now where do we need to go to

As we rode to half moon mill

Something is off here magril said

Be on guard as i saw blood splatters on the ground

As magril switches her uv tactical flashlight on

As hern said

My love i am home

As Hern walked into the house

Is someone there

Magril shot the vampire in the back with the uv bullets i made in my spare time

Cut to me silencing the female vampire

She was screaming as i fed on her blood

In this story i feed on vampires and don't get sick

As magril walked out of the house

I grinned as i revealed my bloodied werewolf muzzle

magril said

You seemed to enjoy yourself

I saved some of the bitches blood for you

Magril took the vial and drank the blood down

Whoa this is good blood

As magril and i mounted our horses

Magril does drink blood on occasion to get a high from it

Lets get lurbuk

Moorside inn

Please come on in i just stoked the fire

As magril and i walked right up to the bar

May i have a mead please and one for my girlfriend

As she puts two meads in front of us

Rebel i got a visual of the orc bard

So what brings you to morthal

Do you have a vampire problem?

Yes why do you ask

Do you think lurbuk is a vampire?

what the woman said

By the gods he killed people

He killed fourteen people i practically lied to the woman

We are bounty hunters she said

Really show me the bounty letter

I show the picture

Seems reasonable

Go ahead kill him

As i downed my mead and i said

Will you excuse me

Hey green skin!

I know your game you are a vampire

Lurbuk said what do you mean boy

I drew my gun and he turned into ashes

That was a vampire i told her

She said thank you for killing him

Here i will forget about this as she passed us 2 mead kegs for us

As a exterminators fee

Now we must be on our way

As i was walking into the sanctuary

I said Hern is dead.

Nazir: "No sarcasm this time. You faced a vampire, and lived to tell the tale. Well done. And if you contracted Sanguinare Vampiris, be sure to get that taken care of. Else you'll end up like our own Babette. Unless, of course, that was your goal all along. Here's your payment."

As he paid us septims

Magril said lurbuk is dead

Nazir: "Please tell me you flayed that horrible bard alive and made a drum from his skin..."

Nazir: "Wonderful. The only good bard is a dead one, as far as I'm concerned. All that singing and... mirth. Your payment, as for the both of you per the usual."

Got any more contracts

Yes i do sister greyback

Your doing these alone rebel

Why i asked him

Your targets are the

Argonian named deekus

And the khajiit named marandrujo

And anoriath

Tell me about

Deekus

He's an Argonian layabout, likes to scavenge shipwrecks. My guess is he'll run if threatened. Or swim, if given the chance."

Ok i told him my target is deekus as i wrote it down

And a khajiit named Ma'randru-jo."

Nazir: "He's an accomplished wizard. And, locating him may be challenging, as he travels with the caravans."

And a wood elf named anoriath

tell me about Anoriath."

Nazir: "The wood elf may run a stall in the city, but he retreats to the plains outside Whiterun to hunt. Kill him there, and no one will bear witness…

Cut to me mounting my horse and i began to ride off to deekus hideout

Cut to me dismounting shadowmere

Hey dekkus your wanted dead by the dark brotherhood

He said are you threatening me boy

Yes

He laughs

That is a good one boy

I drew my gun and shot the argonian in the head

Deekus is dead i checked off my list

Now the khajiit

I prepped my sniper rifle in between rocks

And i said come on you fucking feline son of a bitch

As he was walking i took aim and shot the khajiit in the head

What was that thunder?

A sicking splat was hit and i killed the khajiit on the road

One caravan done for

Now onto whiterun

I took my crossbow and took aim behind some rocks

The wood elf came into view and i shot him in the head

The wood elf is dead i crossed my list off and rode to Sanctuary

Cut to nazr and magril talking

Don't worry magril he is fine as

I walked into the sanctuary

"Anoriath is dead."

Nazir: "Ah, so the hunter came to know the fear of the hunted, hmm? Your payment, my friend. Well done."

Ma'randru-jo is dead."

Nazir: "Ah! Well done! Well done! Those caravaners can be an elusive bunch. Takes a fair bit of stalking to take one down. But then, that's half the fun, isn't it? Here's your payment. Well earned, indeed."

"Deekus is dead."

Nazir: "Personally, I've always found Argonians to be incredibly unpredictable opponents. Especially near water. In any event, nice work. Here's your payment."

Cut to rebel counting the coins

22 thousand septims

All in a day's work

Magril and i were drinking the mead

Damn this stuff is good

We might be able to join the thieves guild after this day

I want to steal stuff and call it ours

Well we ride out for the thieves guild after this chapter

As magril and i went to sleep we kissed each other good night

To be continued