Cat: Naruto X High school DxD X Rosario + Vampire

Title: Why does no one ever take the easy way out?

Rating: M

Pairing: Naruto X Akeno/Xenovia/Tsubaki/Koneko/Ageha/Akasha/Mizore/Matatabi/Ravel/Sona/Raynare/Kalawarna Female Vali, Issei X Asia/Rias/Ruby/Irina/Kurumu, Kurama X Yasaka/Kuroka/Tsurara/Serafall, Tsukune X Moka/Yukari

Summary: Himejiima Akeno, was the last person anyone would think of when it came to a High school girl with an elder lover. She was not the first girl you would think of as being a mistress. However if you asked the Businessman Uzumaki Naruto, then that was exactly what she was. She was his perfect little slut. To bad This woman would force him back into the Limelight of the Supernatural.

Sorry for the delay everyone. I went back to work recently, been back in school and started on book 2 of my series. I took a break for a while and really needed it with so much stuff falling on my plate at the moment.

WastingDust281: To make it simple 1 is Yasaka in her fox form. Kurama is 1.25. He's slightly be bigger then Yasaka.

DracoKing30: Thank you for enjoying the story.

Jeremiahkelley93: Thank you.

NaruLemon Stories: The Rias/Riser fight is always a catch 22. Either I allow Rias to win with Anime Balls Deep Bullshit Logic or I let Riser and follow canon and be accused of Riding canon's dick.

SolSparda369: *Shudders* I can only imagine if I did that.

Habu2010: I always plan it.

Calderoneric758: I'll look into it one day

Shadow: I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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Chapter 18: Mess of a love life.

Location: Koyto,

Place: Senju Industries, Underground Facilities

Time:0645 (Thursday)

Screams could be heard as Joki was face down on a metal slab with his back opened up. Were it not for his devil physiology he would already be dead. Naruto was looking at a computer that was specifically designed to

"Quit being a baby! All I'm doing is snipping the threads that are connecting your Sacred gear to your body!" yelled Raynare as she looked at the magical connections using a pair of glasses. "If you throw off my concentration then I might accidentally snip your lifeline.

Raynare was surprisingly smart. She was her father's personal assistant and had a PHD in Metaphysics, a Masters's in Physiology, and an associate in General Studies. She sat at the table wearing a black zip-up dress that stopped in the middle of her bust, leaving a healthy amount of cleavage, knee-high 3-inch heeled boots, and a white lab coat.

"Who knew that you were good with your hands," said Naruto as he typed something into a computer.

"That suppose to be a cheesy come on?" asked Raynare as she snipped a random line with a magical pair of scissors.

"Not at all my dear. I'm just shocked that you have skills outside of combat," said Naruto.

"Infiltration, Assassination, baking. I'm good at a lot of things," said Raynare as she scanned over the lines.

"Baking?" asked Naruto as he looked at his screen. "Concentrate on the magical nerve cluster above the spine. It seems to be heavy packed in and knotted up,"

"Probably an anchoring point. If it is I'll have to tread carefully there," said Raynare as she cut around the point, making Joki scream. "As for my baking, I got a degree in confectionery arts. It's an area that we Fallen Angels don't really focus on all that well. Sure we have chefs, but no real bakers,"

"I had no idea," said Naruto as he looked over some points that needed to be cut.

"Why not? You and dad certainly seem to be close," said Raynare cutting another nerve making Joki scream once more

"Azazel and I have similar interests. Nothing more, nothing less," said Naruto as he recorded more information.

It was true enough. Azazel was the Leading authority on Sacred Gear Creation while Naruto was the Leader on Sacred Gear Destruction. This was important because Sacred Gears were nearly impossible to destroy. All Pantheons had thought that that was the case. Battle damage? Sure, but outright destruction was thought impossible. To date Naruto had destroyed close to 40 sacred gears... or rather removed them from the Reincarnation system and had them inside of a vault on Sanctuary.

"There," said Raynare as she put the scissors down as she wiped her forehead. "Sacred Gear removal complete after 6 hours and 9 minutes,"

Naruto turned away from the computer and looked at the Furnace. As he looks at the furnace, Naruto couldn't help but feel ecstatic as one of his siblings was about to be freed from her prison. Naruto grabs the furnace before walking over to the large seal array in the center of the room. Rayanre watched on in fascination as she had never seen such a magic circle before. Standing up and ignoring the drooling, panting, and scared man she stopped just outside the circle.

"Don't worry Kouko. You'll be free shortly," said Naruto stepping back and putting his hands together.

"So this is what the strongest creature is about?" asked Raynare crossing her arms.

"What do you mean?" asked Naruto.

"Dad told me stories about you, ya know?" said Raynare leaning on the countertop, crossing her long legs in a tantalizing way.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at her posture. After so many years of life, he knew when someone was trying to seduce him. When he was younger, during his Konoha Shinobi days he might have fallen for it, but after a few hundred lovers and several children, he wasn't going to fall for it. Although it could have been her natural seductive nature. Like Succubi and Kitsune, Fallen Angels were naturally seductive and sexual in nature. She might have been unconscionably doing it.

"No, I didn't know that," said Naruto as he kneeled before the circle and cut his hand open.

" A lot of newer Fallen Angels kids grew up on the stories of the Strongest Creature. He told me how you fought in the Great War, something like a Mercenary. How you fought God, the Seraph, and Everyone who got in your way. You were always described as the unofficial fourth faction in the Great War. Never Ally to the Devils or Fallen, but an enemy to the He even claimed that you were the 'brother' of Lucifer Morningstar at one point," said Raynare kicking off the counter.

"I honestly never wanted to fight in that war. If my siblings and I had been left alone, then I would have never interfered and helped the devils in the first place. By that time I really started to fight your dad had already pulled out of the war, wishing to keep the last 3 million or so Fallen Angels alive," Said the blonde as he put his hands together.

Raynare didn't have anything else to say as Naruto began to run though hand signs. The seal away began to glow blue. Raynare was rooted in place as she tried to figure out what Naruto was doing, but his hands were a blur of motion. Raynare was honestly fascinated by this the way he molded Mana. The creation of magic circles was widely regarded as the way to go when using magic not affiliated with combat. Then again teleportation magic was one of the few known uses of circles.

"Stay outside the circle and don't move. Things are going to get a little tense here in a second," said Naruto and his hands were now glowing yellow from the amount of chakra that he had gathered.

"Right," said Raynare.

"Now! Yin-Yang Release: Physical Destruction!" yelled Naruto as he slammed his hands onto the seal.

Lightning gathered around the seal so bright that it put the sun to shame. Raynare covered her eyes, shielding them from the light, but she still felt the heat from the The Furnace exploded, but all the particles were still in the area.

"Yin-Yang Release: Body construction!" yelled Naruto.

All the particles began to reform and before long they turned into a young woman straight and shiny thigh-length straight white hair that has a triangular fringe at the front which barely touches the ridge of her nose. She has blue eyes that were currently dull and lifeless, is quite tall, standing at near;y 6'2" with full breasts and wide hips, and her limbs were quite long, especially her arms and legs, behind her back were 5 tails, all the color of white.

"Now for the final part! Yin-Yang Release: Soul Bonding!" yelled Naruto as he raised his hand and began to weave them around.

The body took a gasp, before she fell to the ground and the seal array vanished. Naruto held out his hand, creating a kimono for Kouko and put it over her shoulders.

"Can you hear me Kouko?" asked Naruto.

Kouko smiled at her little brother. "I can. Are the others safe?" asked Kouko tiredly.

"If you mean Chomei and Son, then no, but their freedom is next on my list," said Naruto as he helped her up.

Kouko nodded. "Good," said the Horse bijuu, before she fainted, falling into Naruto's arms.

"Is it really that simple to destroy the Sacred Gears?" asked Raynare shocked at how it took so little effort.

"Were it so easy, the Pantheons would have to don't it a long time ago. "Most Sacred Gears have to have some power, even the weak ones. However, the strongest gears have enough power to destroy the human world. Even my destruction of them has a 30 percent chance of failure.

Raynare looked at Naruto. "HOLD ON A MINUTE! I COULD HAVE DIED HELPING YOU!" yelled the Beautiful Fallen Angel.

Naruto chuckled. "I've destroyed several gears and I've only blown up two. Normally I have a gate to the Dimensional Gap ready as a just in case," said Naruto.

Location:Kuoh Town

place: Sitri Manor

time: 0000 (Friday)

Sona leaned back in her chair as she looked at the King piece of her board in deep thought, next to the board was a letter from her father. It urged her to come home and met the met the suitors from the clans and vessel houses to secure the Sitri families future. It even mentioned her Father's illness, and Serafall's inability to take the mantle of Family head due to her position as a Satan left their family in a very precarious position.

Sure Serafall could find a man and birth a child to have the Sitri name like Sirzechs did with his own son Marcus, but Serafall didn't have a large interest in romance. While she did doult her baby sister, she had confided in Sona that she just used her as a replacement for suitors. The only male she had ever truly been close to that was not family had been Sirzechs and he was more akin to a friend with benefits than a true romantic suitor. And even if they ended up having a child together the Devil Council would want to rip that child away and have them trained to be a weapon for the Council. (1)

Devil politics were such a pain in the ass.

A knock sounded on her door, taking Sona from her thoughts.

"Enter," said Sona.

The door to her office opened and Tsubasa walked into the office. Before Sona could say anything, Tsubasa fell to her knees and lowered her head to the ground.

"Kaichou," said Tsubasa.

"Tsubasa-san what are you doing?" asked Sona.

"I failed you Kaichou. You gave me the task of eliminating a stray devil and... and," started Tsubasa.

Sona smiled as she walked around and hugged the kneeling girl before kissing her forehead. "Hush you silly girl. You didn't fail me. If anything, I failed you Tsubasa-chan," said Sona.

"Kaichou," said Tsubasa with the makings of tears in her eyes.

Explosions rocked the Barrier of the Human world Sitri manor. Tsubasa and Sona looked around as Sona reached into her desk and pulled out a knife with three blades on it. It had been something Naruto had told her to use only in an emergency. H Taking the blade she throws it into the ground.

A yellow flash appeared in the room with Naruto standing there. Naruto looked around before turning to Sona with a raised eye. He opened his mouth to speak when he felt it. The shattering of a defensive barrier.

"Two dates. I'll pay," said Sona.

"Three dates. Don't worry about paying. I have more cash than Ellon Musk. One of those dates is to a ramen bar. Those Kunai are a pain in the ass to make, even if I've been doing it for years," said Naruto.

"Three dates and I'll pay for the raman bar. Not much of a deal if you lose something is it?" asked Sona

Naruto smiled at Sona. "Considering I actually like you and hope to keep our relationship good consider it a Deal," said Naruto as he looked at the area where the largest concentration of Mana was. Naruto flicked his finger at the window shattering it. He was sure that he killed a Stray.

"Sitri. I'll give you one chance to surrender. Otherwise, my associates and I will come and take your head!" yelled Genjiten.

"Hey dickhead I got a better idea. If you turn around now, I'll forget I saw your ugly ass today and kill you later," said Naruto.

Genjiten glared at Naruto. "Who the fuck are you?" asked Genjiten.

Naruto creaked his neck. "The guy who's going to need a little bit of elbow grease and minimal effort," said Naruto.

Tsubasa looked at Naruto. "Did you just quote Deadpool?" asked Tsubasa.

"Yep, but now's not the time for semantics!" said Naruto.

"SHUT UP!" yelled Salko closing her umbrella, gathering pollen. "Ballistic Scale Shot!"

Several thousand tiny bullets rained down on the trio or would have had a barrier not sprang up. Naruto looked at each of the bullets in annoyance. While Salko couldn't feel it Chomi was doing her best to weaken the effect of the attack. So drunk on her powers and abilities she didn't even realize that she was weakened by 3 percent.

"Wow she's a real firecracker. You want her blue?" asked Naruto.

"Sure. I owe that bitch a beating anyway," said Tsubasa slamming her hand into her palm.

"Sona?" asked Naruto.

"Leftovers are fine with me," said Sona holding out her hands creating two magic circles. (2)

"Well then let's shit on some fuck ups shall we!" said Naruto with a grin.

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Okay so this is kinda rushed out. I cut two entire points of this chapter. I chose to do it because this chapter and by extension my writing has been slowed significantly as it is. Next chapter I've already started and I've been looking into one shots and other projects.

But until then Enjoy.

A/n

1: I know I know Serafall and Siezechs are not romantic in any way shape or form and are more akin to best friends.

2: That is an Iconic line from Mortal Kambat II, the movie.