A/N
Deathlyyy
' Speaking of friends naruto could have defected to suna after the invasion was over and actually been a friend to Gaara as Gaara knew his pain and suffering and cared about naruto but thanks to whatever reincarnation alien bullshit he was always forgiving its always fucking forgiveness and friendship like for gods sake why would you forgive let alone save your abusers''
Bro…. Garra literally tried to kill Naruto.
reply he did try but be changed and before you try the "Oh sasuke changed too" he wasn't a jinchurriki with a faulty seal
Time skip 1 year
journal page 37
I have been in this world for over a year.
So far I haven't been caught, pickpocketing the rich snobs of Konoha and at this point, I'm just sure that the anbu are looking past it. after all, I am an orphaned four-year-old. Even though what I am doing is wrong I still try to do good, Like giving away money and saving people from awkward situations with my pickpocketing skills. I haven't started training for my future ninja career yet after all I'm only four right now (well 17 in mind but 4 in body).
I have found out more changes in this world, there is no Kakashi of the sharingan here in this world but there is the ghost of the Uchiha clan 'Obito Uchiha'. I'm guessing Kakashi died the day they took the kanabi bridge mission and Nagato or "pain" caused the Kyuubi attack instead of Obito. But a few things remained the same like Orochimaru's defection, Danzo having root (although I found out most of the members were volunteers), Madara still defected, the valley of the end is still here, all the kage remained the same, and usushiogakure fell during the second great war(I also found out who caused it and It turns out kirigakure, amegakure, and kumogakure caused the destruction of uzu, not iwagakure.
I'm still looking for changes in this world but i haven't found many noticeable ones other than ones that were obvious and i am going to take a wild guess and say danzo will find a way to rape the uchiha clans population and im assuming danzo caused Yahiko to die causing nagato and Konan to turn evil.
'I really hate these caretakers, they do nothing other than the bare minimum and leave the older kids to take care of the younger ones, and then when what I'm assuming is this worlds version of child protection services comes they act like their best caretakers in the world to us at this point I'm willing to go look for somebody to help, I am tired of taking care of other children already I was supposed to have a better childhood than last time, granted I am but still, it sucks doing this' I thought as I cleaned out the wet and dirty diaper of a baby that was abandoned by his parents least than a fucking week after he was born
The baby was crying his lungs out right now I don't know why but one of the better caretakers Maya came over and fed him after I finished changing him
"Thank you," I said actually grateful that she helped me with the baby
"No problem doku-kun it's my job after all... but I should thank you for helping us with our jobs," Maya said with a smile on her face
"Why do most of the other caretakers do almost nothing?" I asked fed up that there weren't many actually good caretakers in the orphanage which may I add is supposed to be "one of the best" in Konoha
Maya's smile dropped at that " the others are just having personal problems right now" she said regaining her smile
I knew that it was somewhat true but I also knew I wasn't getting the full truth so I decided to dig deeper "Why don't they take a mental health leave then?" I asked with all the innocence in my voice that I could muster
Maya sighed at that "You have always been more mature than the other kids doku-Kun, smarter too, The truth is that we don't have enough staff as of recent circumstances a lot of the people that would apply for jobs like these have either been recovering or taking care of somebody else" she said with a sad and tired tone\
At this point, I was a bit understanding, but its been a year since the kyuubi attack, but some of them had to have come back by now. Now I'm just sure they are milking medical leave "I see, thank you for telling me" I said bowing
Maya then left the room with the baby in her arms to put him to sleep
'Alright I'm leaving tonight, I survived being a thief for years i think i can do it again until i can go to the academy ' i thought mad that people would abuse the system and leave children like this 'although I'm sad i would have to leave the other children here like this, i think i will tip the child protection services of this world off to this neglect' i finished my thoughts by grabbing a sheet and a stick along with some of my clothes and tying it up creating a bindle and grabbing all the money i had which was 47 thousand ryo. I converted it in my head into yen and then American dollars which equaled 772 American dollars.
"Goodbye orphanage, may you actually hire decent caretakers other than Maya one day," I said aloud as i climbed out my window and left the premises of the orphanage
As I walked through the lonely roads of Konoha at night I noticed how beautiful it truly was at night with nobody to ruin its beauty 'the chaos of the world isn't interrupting the world at night, the general hustle and bustle of the day isn't even remote here in the night it's just so quiet and peaceful' I thought looking around Konoha just exploring it to have fun
'My stomach then proceeded to growl "great now I have to go get something to eat, I wonder if ichirakus is open right now' I thought as I was right by the stand that contained the food of the gods 'besides Totino's pizza of course but sadly I cant get that in this world' I added on in the end silently dreaming of pizza and a dr. pepper
As I rounded the final corner to ichiraku ramen I noticed something... "OH COME ON ITS CLOSED" I shouted sad that the best place in all of Konoha wasn't opened. "Great ninja are going to come now, damnnit why did I have to lose my temper now of all times" I muttered now running into an alley wearing the brown cloak I had as to blend in with the walls 'You know this seems like the type of place Orochimaru would locate one of hi...' I couldn't finish that thought as I started suddenly falling down some stairs defiantly twisting my ankle and giving me some bumps on my head "Ow stupid cloak, you were supposed to protect me from brain damage" I said aloud annoyed that I fell down a flight of stairs, I long flight at that and rubbing my now sore head
I then proceeded to grunt intelligibly as I started looking at my surroundings "And I was just thinking about one of Orochimaru's labs being here, but hot damn there actually was" I said surprised that I was unintentionally right whilst looking around the creepy lab I was in with body strewn about "This is creepy but as long as I'm not going to be kidnapped by a snake pedophile I should be fine" i said now walking around the bodies with ideas coming to my now not hurting head "The man was one of the worst people alive but I will give him credit he was a very fucked up scientist" I said now looking at some research on poisons i found in the lab "Alright this solves many problems of mine, now i will just have to clean the place and i can make this into my living arrangement until i can get an actual apartment or house" i said now grinning at all the valuable research i have on various subjects that Orochimaru had to abandon like poisons and hashirama cells "He really had to abandon ship here didn't he" i grinned, looking at the hashirama cells "This shit is almost as valuable as sharingan and i have access to a shit load of it" i thought now remaking plans to survive the shinobi world and become as strong as possible
"Ok now let's make a checklist of everything i have access to right now thanks to the snakeophile " i said aloud after gathering everything useful in the lab
Hashirama cells check
Access to information and poisons that are lethal, paralyzers or sleep-inducing ones check
Jutsu scrolls for all five elements check
Medical jutsu scrolls check
Jutsu theory scrolls check
Non-elemental jutsu scrolls check
Cleaning supplies check
Cooking supplies check
Fuinjutsu supplies and scrolls check
Sewing gear check
Kunai and shuriken check
Storage scrolls check
Chakra control exorcises scrolls check
Other uncategorized research check
And finally, actually decent food that are in stasis scrolls check
'I am pretty sure that this was his main lab and the one he was in when he defected was a sub lab at this point with all the useful supplies i have thanks to the snake sannin. I think I will have to thank him If I meet him for all of this 'i thought in utter joy and amazement because i had access to pretty much everything i needed to become a top-tier shinobi 'i think I'm going to go the medic and poison specialist route just so i can use these hashirama cells later, but i think i could use elemental just as well, i think i will have i fire affinity sadly though' i thought already making plans on how i could eventually become as Op as possible "I think i can try to bootleg Tsunade's super strength as well after all there's no harm in trying it" i said aloud in full "i am going to become as strong as possible mode"
Time skip 6 months
'I am now 5 just another year until i enter the academy' i thought feeling the cool breeze of the wind and the stone between my toes whilst standing upon the hokage monument specifically the nidaimes head "I wonder what would you have done if you had the knowledge of what might happen nidaime-sama" i asked the hokages head genuinely curious as to what the nidaime would do in my shoes "So would you have used the resources i have now or no?" i asked again also genuinely curious as to what the most careful Kage would do if he had access to even half the things i had at my disposal
After getting no answer which was what i expected i left to go study more medical jutsu and chakra control until i realized i was really hungry and decided to go get some Dango and various other sweets at "The dango shop" (yes that's the name) instead of ramen this time and when I got there I saw a boy who looked to be about ten devour a bunch of shinobi whom I recognized as shisui Uchiha 'damn I thought his addiction to anything sweet was just fanon but damn that was real... but seriously the amount of sweet things he is eating is borderline diabetic shock inducing... ah who am I to judge how other people live their lives
As soon as I got up to the register to order the cashier spoke "hello little boy what would you like today" he said sounding like Squidward
"Id like to get 3 plates of dango, 2 plates of cinnamon rolls, and as much pocky as you are legally allowed to give me, to go please," I said noticing shisui perk up at the mention of pocky
Squidward looked surprised at this "are you sure that's a lot of sugar?" he asked sounding concerned
"Yes I am thank you for your concern," I said politely
"Ok that will cost 4235 thousand Ryo," Squidward said still sounding concerned about my health
I handed the cashier the money and I waited 20 minutes for my food to be ready and I watched another raven-haired boy enter who I figured out was Itachi Uchiha who went over to shisuis table who was eyeing my pocky which I had just gotten which was about 5 pounds worth
I ended up sealing all my food in a scroll and went over to training ground seven to try and learn the kawarimi before eating my sweets
"Ok I need to try and replace myself with a log" I said aloud as I started channeling my chakra and pulling on a log from a tree "kawarimi!" I shouted replacing myself with a log "I... did... it... I actually did it I used a jutsu" I said aloud in excitement at actually pulling off a jutsu
"Yeah you did"
"AHHH" I shouted scared for a brief moment before I looked to the side and saw someone familiar
"Hello..." I said distrusingly not trusting him... yet
"Ah don't give me that tone whats a little kid like you doing in a training field," shisui asked
"I'm training to become a shinobi," I said
"You do realize that you can wait until the academy right?" shisui asked curiously
"Why wait when I could start now," I said truthfully
"To have a childhood of course," shisui said
"Why are we having a debate about this when we don't even know each other's names," i said even though i knew his already i still wanted to be formal about this
"Your right kid, my name is shisui Uchiha what's yours?" he said
"My name is Doku, shisui-san," I said raising a hand to shake his
Shisui shook my hand "you have good manners kid," he said "So why do you want to become a shinobi?" shisui asked me
"Simple, to survive," I said
"Why just to survive?" shisui asked me looking in my eyes
"Well I'm a clanless orphan who doesn't have much help, hell I ran away from the orphanage I was in before tipping somebody off to the neglect going on there," I said
"You were the one who did that" shisui said looking like a fish because a 5-year-old child survived so long alone in the world without even neglectful caretakers
"Yeah, I just walked up to an anbu with a dog mask told him what was going on and left," I said chuckling at the face shisui made
After shisui calmed down from his shock he asked me a question "Say doku would you like some help to become a shinobi?" he asked me
After he asked I almost wasn't surprised as my luck was already nice but somehow it got better and I wasn't going to pass up a chance to train under somebody who has the potential to become a kage so I grinned and nodded my head up and down ready to start
"Ok good now can I please have some pocky?" shisui asked
Chapter end
Ok im really proud of this chapter now
I hope you enjoyed please leave a review
1 what do you think should be dokus pairing(no yaoi I have nothing against it but im not ever going to write it
2 im going to rewrite naruto uchiha
3 what do you all think of doku finding orochimarus main lab and wanting to use the things he had there
ps i have big plans for shisui andi also have big plans for itachi who we shall meet next chapter