Alfred Jones unexpectedly gets a new job, not that he needed one, through a mutual acquaintance of his brother's that challenges everything he has ever learned about cooking, baking, or the laws of physics. How is a freelance web designer supposed to teach a man with the inedible touch to cook anyway? He will never be able to look at food the same way again.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada