When "using remote-controlled vibrators on your significant other at UN meetings" is brought up, you really don't expect it'd be about Germany. Maybe Italy. Definitely not Germany. Except it is. GerIta, do not give to small children.

A pleasant afternoon basking in the Mediterranean sunlight turns deadly as two Merman's are attacked by a shark. In order to protect the merman he loves, Francis sacrifices him self to the jaws of the beast. Will he survive this encounter? *FrUk, sexual themes, violence, blood*

Honestly, it was mostly Germany's fault. He'd been foolish and naïve. But he'd taken Italy's words to heart. Unrequited GerIta. I'm sorry, except I'm not.

Prussia knows what happened to all the other nations whose time came (well, not Heinrich, but wasn't he always the exception). The thing is, he's just stubborn. K. Not actually all that angsty.

When Roderich falls ill, Hungary - for one reason or the other - accepts Gilbert's help, mercenary he may be. But in the end, the price is hardly worth it.

A man isn't dead while his name's still spoken. Italy tries to help Germany remember that, after his brother goes. GerIta, K, technically Prussia's in here too but in spirit only.

La Santa Sede suspira, intentando concentrarse en el sermón del Arzobispo de Madrid. Otra vez ha descubierto a España mirándola. Aun en plena misa, Antonio no deja de seguirla con la mirada. – ¿Por qué hace esto?– Murmura, ganándose las miradas reprobatorias de las monjas y señoras de puestos cercanos. EspañaxVaticano! Ubicado, mas o menos, en el siglo XVI. Espero que les guste!

—Donde quiera que estés, mi niña, resiste —se giró hasta recostarse boca arriba en el suelo, cerrando los ojos, sonrió, mientras dejaba escapar una última lágrima—. Hong Kong, tu hermana mayor te ama y te traerá de regreso a casa, aru.

Italy can't say "It's okay," and he can't say "None of that was your fault." What he can do is stay, although he doesn't know why. Semi-GerIta, T for mentions of WWII awfulness.

There is a time for quick and hard and rough, but it isn't now. GerIta, not safe for kiddos, sappy.

Germany isn't very experienced, but who said that was a bad thing? GerIta (ItaGer?), not for the kiddies.

Sachertorte is actually quite useful for establishing relationships, although Germany was not aware of this when he made it. GerIta, K as K can be.

Netherlands loves his sister but what happens when a joke about pregnancy actually comes true? Simple it's Netherlands' dream and secret fetish. Will poor Belgium handle being molested for nine months? Warning: Sex, Pregnancy, Happy Netherlands, swearing

When Italy gets out, he'll have a picnic. If he gets out. If either of them survive. Nearly-post-WWII GerIta. T for implied violence.

What really astonishes Germany is how calm Italy is about this. GerIta in which Italy is the one tied up, but like hell is Germany going to be rough with him. Not for the chilluns.

Deanon. Italy thinks about the ways Germany tries to say "I love you" without actually saying it. Sappy and K.

Deanon. Prompt was "a dark!fic turning out to be the attacker's nightmare". Germany dreams of what he didn't do during the Italian armistice. M, trigger warning for sexual assault.

Italy wakes Germany up in the wee hours of the morning, and things not safe for the children ensue.

It's Germany's first meeting after the Second World War, and he's thinking about the numbers. Don't make eye contact.

Deanon. Italy has noticed that Germany looks kind of nervous sometimes when they're, ahem, intimate, and he knows how to fix this. ItaGer, not safe for your children.

Deanon. Germany, Italy, a radiator, a blanket fort, and hot chocolate, with bonus Prussia at the end. Fluff and K. So K. So very K.

Ivan Braginski is a 26 year old teacher at the local college in his city. He seems normal, nothing out of ordinary. However, he bears one deep secret. He has been stalking a 20 year old student in his college for two years. One day he faced a big problem. In the new semester it turns out he is going to be teaching that certain student , Yao Wang, after years avoiding that class!

Deanon. Italy discovers that Germany has literally never been on a date in his whole life. His solution? Set Germany up with all the pretty ladies! (We all know who Germany really wants to go out with, though. Come on.) Attempted Germany/fem!America, Belgium, Seychelles, fem!Spain, Taiwan, and Ukraine, Germany crushing on Italy throughout, end GerIta.

Deanon. Germany means to go to a hotel. He really does. So why is he just sitting there outside, in the rain? GerIta.

Deanon. Italy has surrendered to the Allies, and Germany lets him go. M for sex and the Second World War.