They are people who are countries. Parts of their bodies represent different places on those counties. What lives in cities, in countries? And my goodness, doesn't that itch? Crack-fic. Drabble. Swearing. One shot. Enjoy.

Hetalia Romano X Reader story. Romano brings you to a beach house he knows you like, but things get out of control and emotions over power him.

I know that the only dream I'll dream will be a man clad in black with eyes as cold as ice. As cold and blue as ice. And the other man with purple eyes that burned into your soul like the flames of hell.

This is a one-shot for one of my awesome friends who has a fetish for USxUK but with a twist. FemUSxUK M for a reason. Its UK's b-day and america wants to give him something special for his birthday.

Canada invites America to join him on a Ski Trip and the two run into France and England. Soon a competition to win Canada's affections breaks out between America and England! But who will win? USCan, UKCan, Possible others!

Gilbert runs around with lil' jokester Wolf and finds Gilbird dead.

When Lovina Vargas gives up her freedom to save her family members she finds herself drawn into the magical world of the Beasts Castle. But can Antonio tame her heart and can they break the curse before the last tomato spawns? some nyotalia

Big brothers can talk a lot but listening to them is something completely different. Maybe just this one time Sealand should have listened to him, because then he wouldn't be all miserable now. Rated K for some mild language from Arthur and Peter

Japan gives really good advice. Gertalia. Shonen ai. Kind of fluffy but it's deep. Rated T just to be safe.

Oneshot about Berlin.

The Straight talking gent England has been unwillingly drawn into a evening out with Prussia, America and France. They are going to make him preform a comedy stand up at a club, with the hope of getting England of off his high horse...with embarrassment

He wanted her to think it over, to really think about what she wanted to do. PruHun. Talk of Suicide. Human AU.

Una "guerra" puede causar muchos problemas pero y si existe gente que no comprende esto? y si no todo es tan malo como aparenta? entren y averiguenlo... asco de sumary U.U

Gilbert asks Matthew if they could try something new that night. Of course, Matthew says yes. PruCan, slight bondage, PWP. And a special guest appearance.

The Philippine Trio, Luzon, Visayas and Mindanao, will do everything for the sake of their citizens, even if it means taking the most ridiculous jobs from the other nations. OC!Firi-kuns! Rated T for Luzon's occasional potty mouth. R&R please? Hetalia !

Francis is getting married and Arthur decides to visit him on the day before his wedding. One-shot! Human names. AU! I suppose.

Some things, like fireflies, require darkness in order to shine.

Serie de drabbles, de distintas temáticas centrados en España e Italia Sur . Advertencias, de ser necesarias, dentro.

A short poem about the momentary relationship between America and England. Human names used. Beginner poem/fiction/thing... R&R Please!

Alfred has found a way to escape the Underworld, now he and Arthur can live again. But Arthur doesn't want to go...

Quick fluffy RusFin oneshot, first in a series of various shonen-ai pairings. Involves Tino, Ivan, and a large sled hill. Warning: Fluff-bomb. Review please!

Gilbert never believed in vampires. Alfred is a vampire bent on making his crush believe that he is one. Too bad that they're in a dangerous game of hunter and hunted. AmePru/PruAme, rated T for cussing and France. Story better than the summary, I hope.

Nothing is as it should be. Alfred, Feliciano, and Matthew have lost control of their lives and they are beyond hope.

Francis is a poet, Arthur is a critic. Oneshot. AU. Rated for suggestive poetry.

"Alfred Jones hated the dentist. He hated it as much as he hated spiders and less than he hated ghosts. A haunted dentist's office would be an absolute nightmare for him." Dentist!Ivan, birthday fic written for ahmerst.