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Ron moped around in his Bueno Nacho booth, sadly eating the cheesy goodness that was the Naco.

"This was not how the summer was supposed to go, Rufus." The naked mole-rat looked at him in confusion, shrugged it's tiny shoulders, and dived back into the food.

The summer had started out so good. Ron went on his first date, got his first girlfriend, and his first kiss. Something Ron never even imagined happening before Zita changed his world…

Okay, so maybe Ron knew he was acting a bit melodramatic. But Zita dumped him out of nowhere! And even worse, Kim was still dating Josh Mankey. Even though Ron had gotten over how freakishly close his last name was to the horrible word Monkey, Josh was still taking away his Kim time.

Sure, Ron kind of ignored Kim when he was dating Zita, but now that he had so much free time, he expected KP to hang out with him.

Ron deflated as the selfish thoughts ran through his head, muttering to himself, "Not cool, dude, just because you're miserable doesn't mean KP should join you."

Finishing up the food and putting Rufus in his pocket, Ron walked out of the restaurant to see his dated scooter looking out of place with all the cars around it. He had a niggling feeling that Zita might have broken up with him because of it, which would be major suckage.

Ron still remembered his excitement that he had his own wheels. But now that he looked at it with a clearer mind, Ron could see why Zita wasn't impressed. He sighed and once again regretted blowing away all that Naco money he got. Ron would have a fancy car and get to keep his girlfriend with all that cash.

Ron started up the scooter and drove to his house. There was no point thinking of could-have-beens. He has to live in the present, and Ron was always good at going with the flow.

In the Middleton Mall, Kim wasn't having a much better time than Ron. Her boyfriend, Josh, decided to spend the day at the mall, and Kim had tagged along. But Kim once again noticed one thing that was becoming increasingly clear, she and Josh didn't have anything in common.

Kim crushed on Josh because of his pretty-boy looks, and Josh certainly didn't mind dating a hot girl like Kim Possible. But now that they were past the honeymoon phase of their dating relationship, Kim could see many problems that made her wonder if this was even worth it.

It was cool to hear him talk about his art for the first few months, but it's been more than half a year since they started dating. There's only so much she can do to seem interested in the murals that Josh draws. And Kim was pretty sure that Josh noticed her waning attention.

That wasn't to say that Kim herself was a perfect match for Josh. He simply couldn't relate to all her freak fighting and constantly busy schedule of flying to different countries for crazy missions. If Kim wasn't one of the hottest girls in the school, Josh would have dumped her and moved on.

But Josh was a teenage boy, and he was determined to get past first base with Kim. Making out with a world-famous hero was great, but going further would cement Josh as the envy of every boy in the world. Josh was generally a nice guy, but thoughts like that inevitably flashed through his mind once in a while. If only Kim wasn't so averse to go past kissing on his couch for a few minutes.

Kim finally couldn't take the awkward silence and spoke up, "I should probably head back."

"So soon? We can go somewhere else if you want."

"No, I really should go back, Josh. I promised to hang out with Ron anyway. You know how he gets." Kim mentally apologized to her best friend for using him as an excuse, but she needs a little bit of space to rethink this relationship.

Kim could see the displeasure on Josh's face when he replied, "You don't have to coddle him, Kim. You spend basically all your time together on those missions anyway!"

Josh felt regret immediately after the words came out of his mouth and tried to apologize, "Kim, look, I didn't mean—"

"No," Kim interrupted, "You did."

Kim wasn't really as angry as she made it seem, but this could give her a couple of days to clear her mind and think without Josh's influence.

"Before you dig yourself a deeper hole, I'm going to head back to 'coddle' Ron," Kim said as she stormed off.

She could hear Josh calling out to her, but since the goal was to be 'angry' at him for a few days, Kim ignored him and left the mall. That could have been handled better, and Kim was sure Bonnie would be cackling over this when she hears about it.

Kim opened the door to her brand new car and ran a hand through her long red hair in frustration. Dating was not as fun as people made it sound. It just seemed like more work for Kim, and she so did not need this added to her already packed schedule.

Ron could probably help distract her from this mess. Kim might as well follow through with her lie to Josh and actually hang out with Ron. It's been a while since she met him outside of missions, but then again, they have never dated people before. So maybe this was what it was going to be like in the future.

Kim drove to Ron's house with a slight frown on her face. Ron was always the one worrying about growing up, and now it looks like Kim is infected with his worry.

"You know something, Rufus? I can get used to this!" Ron said while staring at the TV and stuffing his face with chips.

"Maybe Zita breaking up with me let me discover my true passion! TV!"

Ron's delusional moment was broken up by a knock on the front door. Ron froze in the cozy spot he made for himself on the couch and reluctantly got up when he heard the knock again.

"KP!" Ron yelled in surprise after he opened his door.

"Ron…" Kim looked him up and down and saw crumbs all over his clothes, "What happened to cutting down on junk food?"

"My Ron-ness demands me to eat what I want, KP!" Ron exclaimed while moving aside to let Kim in.

"I'm pretty sure I heard your girlfriend demanding you to eat healthier."

Ron stammered at that, "Well… maybe she doesn't care anymore?"

Getting a non-believing look, Ron corrected himself, "Alright, so she dumped me! So what! Dating is overrated anyway!"

Kim knew that Ron was hurting and just gave him a tight hug without giving him useless platitudes. She also thought that Ron may have the right idea about dating.

"How about an early movie night?" Kim suggested, trying to comfort Ron.

"You read my mind, KP!"

Hours later, Ron was scowling as he glared at the chick flick that was playing. Kim had used her puppy dog pout to get her way again, and Ron unwillingly sat through multiple trashy movies… again. Looking at Kim on the other side of the couch, Ron could clearly see that there was no way she'd agree to change the movie. He might as well lay back and try to enjoy the sappy show.

The movie's plot did make him want to laugh a bit. It was just two friends that grew up together and got married. Where was the drama? The twist? Not in this movie, apparently.

"Hey, Ron?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you think Josh and I fit together?"

Ron snapped his head towards Kim, wondering what brought this on. While it was never really said, Kim and Ron didn't really ever talk about their dates. Maybe they were both subconsciously denying the fact that they aren't children anymore, or maybe it was just avoiding potentially awkward situations. But that was how it turned out.

So Ron knew that for Kim to bring this up now, there were some real problems, "I don't think I can answer that KP. Not exactly a love guru here."

They fell into silence again for a few minutes, staring at the TV. The ridiculous movie was finally ending. It's no surprise that it was a happily ever after. The saps that liked this kind of stuff would riot if it had ended in tragedy.

"I think I'm going to break up with Josh tomorrow."

If Ron thought there was something wrong before, there was no room for doubt now, "KP, I'm not good with stuff like this."

Kim snorted in amusement, "I would have never known Ron."

He shot her a playful glare, "Shut it, I'm trying to be the supportive friend," clearing his throat, Ron continued, "I'll buy you all the Bueno Nacho you want."

Rolling her eyes, Kim said, "That sounds like something you would like more than me."

"Well, I just had my heartbroken by the she-devil, Zita! I need comfort food too!"

The two broke into laughter as they felt things finally returning back to normal.

Kim soon left Ron's house after that. She laid in her bed thinking of the movie that made her decide to break up with Josh. Even Kim could agree with Ron that it was terrible. Still, it was a mindlessly sweet story that reminded her that a relationship shouldn't feel like a job she would have to force herself to go to. It should be closer to what she and Ron have with each other.

A sappy movie didn't suddenly make Kim fall in love with Ron, but it did give her some ideas that needed a triple rethink before it ever became more than a thought. Kim closed her eyes with a happier state of mind. Now all that's left is to deal with her first break up tomorrow.

"What?!"

"I'm really sorry, Josh. But it's really not fair to you or me. You were right yesterday, the missions really do take up a lot of time, and it might be getting worse this year."

Kim was slowly losing her patience with Josh. She tried to be kind and break it off gently at the start, but Josh started coming up with arguments for why they should stay together. Now she had resorted to a little white lie with her missions.

"I don't understand… we were fine yesterday. Is it because of what I said?"

Kim decided that it's better to be blunt and just tell the truth, "We were nowhere near fine! Didn't you see that we barely even talked about anything? We just don't fit!"

Josh wanted to say something hurtful to get back at her but saw movement in the corner of his eyes. People were looking through the blinds of the Possible house. He had almost forgotten that he came to Kim's house to pick her up to show her a new mural he painted. Not wanting to embarrass himself in front of others for even longer, he decided to just get in his car and leave.

Kim sighed in relief as Josh drove away. She went back to her house and immediately knew that her parents had been eavesdropping. Kim's dad had the newspaper upside down, and her mom just sat at the empty table twiddling her thumbs.

"Ugh… really? Not cool, guys."

Kim's parents looked at each other sheepishly, and her dad spoke up, "Now, now Kimmie cub. I always said it was too early for boys, and I'm glad you kicked him to the curb. I was a bit worried to leave you alone today when we go to your brothers' competition."

Ann rolled her eyes and smiled at Kim, "I'm sure what your dad meant to say is that we're sorry it didn't work out, honey."

"No big mom. We shouldn't have even started dating."

A couple of hours later, Kim was alone in her house and called Ron over. The past two days have been strangely normal. No missions and none of Shego's freaky powers, just good old teenage drama. It was kind of a nice change, in Kim's opinion.

Ron soon came over, and they were getting ready to choose a show to binge on. Kim chose the seat next to him on the couch instead of her usual spot on the opposite end. She didn't want Ron to freak out and run when she told him her idea, which Kim admitted would be an unsurprising reaction of his.

The second episode into the show Ron picked, Kim spoke up in a casual tone, "Ron how far did you get with Zita?"

Munching on some popcorn, Ron answered without paying attention to the question, "Just some kisses here and there."

"What if I told you that you can go a lot further than that?"

That finally got Ron's attention from the TV, "What was that, KP?"

"I was thinking about something last night, Ron. We've known each other since Pre-K, right?"

Ron looked at Kim blankly, not seeing where she was going with this.

"We have done basically everything together, and we obviously trust each other with our lives with all the missions we've been on."

Kim got considerably more nervous at this point, "S-So why not trust each other with our firsts?"

Ron's eyes widened as he stared at Kim like she had a second head. He had no idea where this came from. Ever since the modulator sitch, Kim and Ron had avoided all hints of attraction that existed between each other. Just the awkwardness after that sitch made them both want to cringe into themselves.

"Kim… if this is some weird way to get back at Josh, then I want no—"

"It's not!" Kim interrupted, "I was thinking about it before I even broke up with him."

"It'll just be one more thing that we'll share together, Ron."

Looking at Ron's dumbfounded face, Kim frantically went over her words, realizing that she just threw a giant wrecking ball at their friendship without any warning. It was too late to back out now, so all Kim could do was wait and hope she didn't ruin everything.

Luckily for Kim, Ron had finally allowed himself to think about how attractive his best friend was. He always had the knowledge that Kim was stunning. Still, aside from the random urges that came from puberty, Ron was able to separate that trait from Kim.

But now, all the thoughts he had repressed over the past few years hit him all at once. He couldn't stop looking at Kim's beautiful face, his eyes constantly being drawn to her pouty lips. Ron remembered all the times that Kim used a pout to get him to do something, and it almost looked like she was unintentionally using it right now. The only difference, Ron wanted to kiss that pout away.

And why couldn't he? Ron went over what Kim said and decided to answer with action, not words. He was afraid that he would say something stupid and mess it up anyway.

Kim let out a surprised squeak when Ron covered her soft lips with his. After a brief moment of stillness, they moved their lips against each other cautiously.

Five minutes later, Kim was lying on top of Ron, his tongue wrestling with Kim's deep in her mouth. They had quickly escalated the kiss when there was no protest from either of them.

Ron reluctantly had to stop the kiss when he felt that he was getting light-headed from not being able to breathe. They stayed close to each other, nose to nose, as they panted heavily.

"Should I take that as a yes?" Kim whispered, millimeters from his lips.

Ron didn't even bother to reply as he went back for another kiss from those strawberry-flavored lips.

Rufus watched as his human stumbled up the stairs with his friend. The little mole-rat was a little angry that he was being forgotten, but all the food around him made Rufus forgive him. Though, he didn't understand why they were eating each other's mouths.

Humans were strange.

Ron didn't even remember that he had a pet at this point. Kim had pulled him to her room and pulled off her shirt, and unclasped her bra with no hesitation. Ron saw bare boobs for the first time in his young life, and he was sure that they might be the best he might ever see.

They weren't as big as someone like Bonnie's, but they were small handfuls, and they sat firmly on her chest with no hint of sag. Small pink pebbled nipples topped off her breasts, making them attractive targets for his eyes.

Kim motioned Ron to come towards her and reached down to remove his shirt, "There, now we're even."

Ron looked down at his bare torso and back at Kim's exposed tits. This was a trade-off he'll take all day. He could feel his pants getting tighter as the night progressed, but now it was to a point where he had to take the pants off. It was going from uncomfortable to near unbearable.

Without looking away from Kim, Ron unbuttoned his pants and slid them off, making Kim gasp as she saw the stiff rod that was tenting his boxers. She reached towards the end of Ron's cock and gave it a light touch, making it twitch beneath her hand.

"I might not have seen a dick in real life, but I don't think this is normal, Ron."

Ron's mind immediately went the wrong way, and he tried to cover himself with his hands. Not that it was successful at hiding anything.

"You don't have to be so harsh, Kim."

Kim laughed at his reaction, "It's a good thing, Ron! Though I'm not sure how this is supposed to fit.."

If Ron was hard before, he felt like his cock could punch through steel now. With a proud smirk, Ron stopped trying to hide from Kim.

She pulled him to the bed, and Ron sat with the headboard behind him. He lifted his hips to let Kim pull down his boxers and free his cock from any restrictions. Kim flinched as his hard cock sprung up and slapped her on the cheek as if to say 'thank you for freeing me.'

Kim glared up at Ron before softly grabbing his cock in the right hand. Ron let out a gasp as his dick started to leak precum to the feeling of a soft hand stroking it. And it wasn't just any girl touching him. It was Kim. His best friend.

"Oh shit Kim. Just like that."

Kim bit her bottom lip as she sat next to Ron and gave him a handjob. That was a string of words that she never thought would ever happen. But here Kim was, doing precisely that. And she liked it.

Ron looked at Kim like she was the best snack he had ever seen, and his gaze was trying to imprint the moment into his memories. Kim could feel herself getting wet just on that alone, but the warm rod of flesh in her hand made her feel like she flooded her panties.

Kim was far too distracted with how Ron's cock felt to see that he was at the edge. While he tried to warn Kim of his release, all Ron could get out was a grunt as his cock spewed a long string of cum. Shooting all over the stroking hand of Kim before she let go in surprise.

With nothing aiming his cock from spraying his load everywhere, Ron continued to spew his cum as his cock twitched with each shot.

Kim was caught in the line of sight for many of these blasts. With the warm cum on her hand distracting her, Kim never saw the shot that splattered right on her cheek and another that hit her bottom lip. She accidentally brought out her tongue to taste some of Ron's cum. Flinching at the salty taste, Kim swore that she could taste nachos.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry, KP!" Ron exclaimed when he saw that he covered his best friend. Most of his cum had landed on her toned stomach and breasts. But there were a couple shots that landed on her face.

Seeing that his cock was rapidly recovering, Kim said dryly, "Why don't I believe that?"

Ron blushed and gave a sheepish shrug, watching as Kim hopped off the bed and wiped herself off with a towel. He was slightly disappointed that he wasn't able to see his cum on Kim anymore, but he didn't dare say that out loud.

Kim moved to her dresser and took out a small packet. Seeing Ron's questioning look, she explained, "Mom gave this to me when I started dating Josh."

Kim giggled at his shock, "Yea, I know. Totally awkward, but I guess it turned out to be useful after all."

Shedding her pants on the way to the bed, Kim crawled towards him in her panties. Seeing the ass that was rated to be number one in school was all that was needed to bring Ron back to full mast.

Ripping open the packet, Kim rolled the condom onto Ron's cock and stood up to remove the last piece of her clothing. Ron finally saw a girl naked for the first time, and it was a girl that was desired across the world.

Kim's pussy was fully shaved, making Ron think that she had to have prepared for this beforehand. That made him even harder, imagining Kim getting ready for what's happening right now.

Before his thoughts could go any further, Kim crouched down right above his hips and grabbed his cock to aim it at her pussy.

When the tip touched her wet folds, Kim looked up at Ron's face one last time before plunging a good part of his cock into her pussy. Kim let out a cry as she felt a flash of pain at her hymen tearing and tried to adjust to his size.

Ron was aware of Kim's discomfort, so he made sure not to do anything foolish even though it felt like his cock had entered heaven.

After a few minutes, Kim slowly raised herself up and down on his hard cock. Taking more and more into her pussy each time. Ron was lost in pleasure as Kim fucked herself onto his cock. Seeing the bouncing breasts call to him, Ron leaned forward and took in one of her hard nipples and sucked gently before doing the same to the other.

By this time, Kim was able to take the whole cock deep inside her and had started moaning at the pleasure she was finally feeling.

Sensing that Kim could take more, Ron grabbed her bubble butt with both hands and started fucking up into her to meet her hips. The loud sound of flesh slapping against each other mixed in with the moans sounding out in the room.

Sensing that he was close, Ron released Kim's tit from his mouth and covered her lips with a kiss. Rutting up into her harder than ever before, Ron groaned in Kim's mouth as he started to fill the condom with his cum. Crashing his hips into her as he shot a strand of cum with each thrust.

Ron pulled Kim close to him by the grip on her ass and emptied the last few shots from his balls. Finally letting go, he collapsed backward in exhaustion when he was finished, his cock slipping out of Kim's pussy.

All that was heard in Kim's room was the heavy breaths as the two tried to recover from their first fucking. They lay side by side, Ron looking up at the ceiling in amazement, and Kim, who looked slightly frustrated.

When Ron moved to remove the condom, he noticed that frustration and realized that Kim might not have cum. Quickly throwing away the used condom, he moved back to the bed, "Kim… did I make you finish?"

Kim didn't want Ron to feel bad, having read that a girl's first time is usually a complete horror show. But she honestly felt quite good, and if Ron had lasted a few more minutes, it would have been perfect.

Telling Ron that was a non-starter, "What do you think, Ron? Have you ever seen me tired outside of a fight before?"

Ron noticed that Kim didn't really answer his question but was too scared to dig deeper. He settled down next to Kim and gingerly pulled her against his body, relaxing when Kim wrapped her arm around him.

"I can go again in a couple minutes if you want," Ron murmured against her skin, not being able to get the fact that he might not have got Kim to have an orgasm out of his head.

Kim let out a giggle, "I think my pussy needs a little break before you can abuse it anymore."

His cock twitched against Kim when he understood this wasn't a one-time thing.