A/N: Hey, you guys. This my first trying this so I hope you guys enjoy it. I'm real excited for this one because this story my most original one yet. God bless you all! :)
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Kung Fu Panda.
"Ok, so let me get this straight," Po says to a mystery person from across a table in shady looking tavern.
The Jade Palace doors are blown off to reveal the shadowy figures of a bull, a peacock, and a snow leopard. All with narrowed eyes.
"There is a group of supervillains who call themselves The Brotherhood. And they have taken over all of China."
A white peacock is laughing manically in front of the Imperial Palace.
"And they have turned any Kung Fu masters who have refused to bow down to them into Jombies."
A bear, crocodile, and viper each screamed as they were turned into jade ornaments.
"The only ones who are brave enough to fight against them are an organization of ninjas known as the Shadow Dragons, who only fight under the cover of night. Also they are led by an unknown person who is referred to as the Shénmì yī hào, or the Mysterious One." Po did quotation marks for the last two words.
At night a hira shuriken, with a carving of a Chinese dragon coiled around the middle of it, hits a tree trunk.
"And to top it all off, the Furious Five, the coolest team of Kung Fu masters of all time..."
Snapshots of the Furious Five, from the previous movies, doing their Kung Fu moves and then a shot of them looking off into the horizon.
"Don't even exists here?!" Po exclaimed throwing his arms up in the air.
After a moment or two, the mystery person who is revealed to be Monkey looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "Yep. That pretty much sums it up," he said while nodding.
Po doesn't say anything for a while and just stares at Monkey like he was crazy. He then groans throwing he head back, "I need something to eat." He then looks around trying to find someone and then shouts. "Waiter!"