Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz had just returned home one afternoon from a long and stressful but still successful day of shopping and couldn't wait to take off her shoes, sit down and relax when she went to open her front door but couldn't find her keys despite looking absolutely everything for them and realised that she was locked out of the house.
The curvaceous glasses wearing young blond, who was wearing a short light blue dress with white polka dots, black tights and a short pink cardigan and black leather jacket over the top of it went to find another way inside after calling her husband Howard, who explained that unfortunately, he wouldn't be home for at least another hour and a half but was extremely disappointed to discover that the back door was locked as well.
Bernadette was about to give up and just go to see her best friend Penny when she suddenly spotted that one of the windows was open and went over to have a closer look at it.
The young woman looked at the rather small square window then at her curvaceous figure and said, "This is definitely going to be an extremely tight squeeze, but I really want to get inside, I'm really glad my boobs aren't as big as Penny's or I definitely wouldn't fit through there," as she then tried to put her concerns about possibly getting herself stuck to the back of her mind.
Bernadette put her phone in her bag and placed it beside the window frame, put her shopping bags through the window then stuck her head through the window and after a brief struggle, ironically due to her boobs, her entire top half was soon through, leaving only her hips, backside and legs sticking out, giving her neighbours and passers-by a wonderful view of her lower half.
The young blond said, "All right, I'm halfway there but now for the difficult part," as she then tried to pull and wiggle her lower half through but unfortunately, it just simply wouldn't fit despite several minutes of trying.
Bernadette said, "Curse this stupid small window, I guess I'll have to wait to get inside, I'll just go and see Penny now, " as she then jokingly wiggled her behind and thought about how ridiculous she must look right now before trying to back of the window but was extremely shocked to discover that she was unable to.
The young woman's eyes grew extremely wide as she said, "You have got to be kidding me, maybe that big lunch and second piece of chocolate truffle cake was a mistake," as she placed her hands against the window frame and pushed and pushed with all her might but still the window just simply refused to release its grip on her.
The now concerned and slightly frustrated Bernadette said, "This is absolutely ridiculous, let go of me, you stupid window," as she then tried to push and wiggle herself free again, even putting her left foot against the wall of the house for more leverage but unfortunately, she just wouldn't budge and was hit with the realisation that she was in fact completely and utterly stuck in the window.
The young blond said, "Oh, it's just no use, I'm stuck, curse my curvaceous figure and love of biscuits and cakes, I'm never going to live this down," as she pinched herself to make sure that this wasn't just an extremely bad dream then thought about Howard and Penny but remembered that her phone was outside in her bag.
Bernadette then quickly decided against calling out for help because she would be mortified if her neighbours saw her like this and decided to get herself comfortable after realising that she probably wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon and hoped that her underwear wasn't showing as the wind began blowing against her dress.
The young woman spent another fifteen minutes unsuccessfully trying to push and wiggle herself free again following a brief rest and eating a chocolate bar to regain her strength and said, "How can I be stuck, I'm definitely not fat, I'm just very curvaceous," then pinched her stomach, was shocked to discover how soft it felt and realised that it was definitely time for a diet involving more fruits and vegetables and less chocolate.
She then suddenly felt something sniffing at her butt and asked "Howie, is that you," but unfortunately, it was just the next-door neighbour's dog Sparky, an adorable but mischievous husky.
Bernadette said, "Oh, it's just you, Sparky, you're absolutely no help, please stop sniffing my big butt and leave me alone," as the dog then quickly grabbed onto the seat of her dress and began pulling.
The young blond began wiggling her rear end and said, "Hey, stop pulling at my dress like that, you naughty dog, I spent a lot of money on it," but unfortunately, Sparky continued to pull until suddenly, a loud RIP sound was heard.
Bernadette's face turned beet red with embarrassment as she realised that the dog had pulled off the seat of her dress and the back of her tights, exposing her bubble butt which was barely covered by white panties with tiny puppies on them for the world to see.
The young woman said, "I can't believe my dress is ruined but I knew I shouldn't have worn those panties today, this is officially the most embarrassing day of my entire life but at least, it can't possibly get any worse."
Bernadette then said, "Hey, what on earth are you doing, leave my butt and underwear alone," as Sparky's owner, a mischievous teenage girl named Mary briefly played her bubble butt like bongo drums then quickly drew a smiley face on her panties before taking a picture then ran off with her dog.
The young blond said, "Me and my big month," as she began laughing at the ridiculousness of her current predicament.
Bernadette had now been stuck in the window for more than an hour and said, "I hope I'm not going to be stuck in here for weeks like Winnie the Pooh," as she then suddenly heard laughter coming from behind her.
She then heard a voice begin chanting, "I see London, I see France, I see Bernie's underpants," and realised that it belonged to her extremely confused husband Howard, who arrived with Penny, Penny's husband Leonard and the foursome's close friend Amy, who all began laughing when they saw Bernadette's barely covered backside sticking out of the window.
The absolutely humiliated young woman just wanted the ground to shallow her up as she explained the entire situation as Howard said, "Don't worry Bernie, I'll pull you out," before he quickly grabbed onto his wife's hips and pulled and pulled with all his strength.
Bernadette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, Howie, please stop pulling on me like that," as the young man suddenly lost his grip and tumbled backwards onto the grass.
Howard said, "it's no good, she just simply won't budge and has definitely wedged herself in there tight, I'm really sorry that I hurt you, Bernie."
The young blond said, "It's absolutely fine but I really want to get out of here soon, does anyone have any ideas?"
Penny said, "I do," as she quickly grabbed the key from underneath the welcome mat, went inside the house, grabbed some butter out of the fridge and went to her best friend.
Bernadette asked, "Penny, how did you get in here," then felt even more stupid after realising that she wouldn't be in this mess if she had just simply looked underneath the welcome mat.
Penny said, "Don't worry Penny, I promise we won't tell anyone about this," as she then began rubbing some butter all over the window frame and the young woman's wedged stomach.
Bernadette began giggling and kicking her legs as she said, "Penny, that's so cold but it really tickles as well."
Her best friend was soon finished rubbing on the butter and went back outside and quickly grabbed onto Howard's waist while he pulled his wife's hips again.
Leonard quickly grabbed onto Penny's legs as Amy pulled his belt.
Just then, Mary returned with Sparky and said, "Bernadette, I'm really sorry that I drew on your underwear and took a picture and Sparky's sorry for ripping your dress and tights as the dog barked in agreement.
The young blond said, "it's absolutely fine, I accept your apologies, Mary, please grab onto Amy's sweater, you can help pull me out of here," as the teenage girl quickly grabbed onto Amy's sweater while her dog pulled the hem of her short dark blue skirt.
Howard said, "All right everyone, remember to put your backs into it and Bernie, brace yourself because this is definitely going to hurt, now, 1,2,3, Pull," as everyone pulled, tugged, and heaved with all their strength.
Bernadette said, "OW, Ouch, OW, that really hurts, I think I'm going to be yanked in two," as she was stretched to her absolute limit and Sparky nearly ripped Mary's skirt as the epic tug of war continued until suddenly, a loud POP sound was suddenly heard.
The young woman was pulled from the window at last, sending everyone tumbling backwards into a heap on the grass.
The now overjoyed and very relieved Bernadette said, "Thank goodness for that, I'm finally free, I was beginning to think that I might actually be stuck in there for weeks," as she hugged and kissed her husband before hugging her friends, Mary, and Sparky, who licked her face before thanking everyone for helping her out.
"It was absolutely no problem, Bernadette, nice underwear by the way, especially the smiley face, very cute," said Amy.
The young blond then quickly remembered that her underwear was still showing and quickly used her black leather jacket to cover the hole in her dress and tights before everyone began laughing at the ridiculousness of the entire situation before helping to put away the shopping and had something to eat together after all their efforts.
The End.