Loki's Night with Daredevil

Loki was stunned to see his brother, Thor standing before him after four years, especially in one piece. Thor did not share the same sentiment. He looked as if he meant to smash his brother with his hammer right then and there.

"Where's Odin?" he asked, a murderous glint in his eye. "Where's father did you kill him?"

"You had your freedom. You had the independence you asked for," Loki replied sheepishly before Thor pinned him to a couch with Mijolnir. "Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay, I can tell you where he is."

Thor released his brother from Miljolnir's cold grip. "That's more like it. Where is he?"

"New York," Loki replied.

"Mmm I'm gonna need more than that, brother," Thor retorted. "Where?"

"Alright, alright, I left him in the Shady Acres Care Home," Loki answered. "Happy?"

Thor shook his head. "That remains to be seen. You are going to take us to find him."

"Why? I told you where he was. Now you can find him," Loki said.

"Oh, so you can what? Continue to keep his seat warm like you've been doing for the past four years? I don't think so," Thor said snidely.

"Do you truly have so little faith in me, brother?" Loki asked.

"I thought you were dead, you greasy little snowman!" Thor shouted. "You are going to come with me to find father or you're going to be a living piece of toast."

Loki groaned. "Fine, but for the record, you must get more creative in your threats, brother. Always so dull."

"Well, if you keep speaking, I can be more creative," Thor replied.

The two brothers went to Heimdall's chambers where Volstagg waited with the Bifrost sword in hand.

"Volstagg, my friend, take us to New York, Shady Acres Care Home," Thor commanded.

"Very good, Thor, and is he going to be of any trouble?" Volstagg asked, nodding to Loki.

Loki smiled. "I wouldn't think of it. But it is kind of you to think of me, Volstagg."

Volstagg only scowled at Loki as it set the Bifrost sword in its pedestal and opened the Bifrost bridge to Midgard. In a flash of light, Thor and Loki stood on a busy sidewalk in the middle of New York. Much to their disappointment, there was no Shady Acres Care Home. The building was being demolished right before their eyes.

"I swear I left him right here," Loki said.

"Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building is being demolished?" Thor sniped. "Great planning."

"How's I supposed to know?" Loki asked. "Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch."

"Really? Why'd you dress like one?" Thor teased. "I can't believe you're alive. I mourned you, I cried for you."

"I'm honored," Loki laughed.

Just then, two giggling girls approached Thor. "Hi, um, would you mind taking your picture with us?"

"Sure," Thor replied.

"EEEE!" the girls giggled as Thor took a photograph with them. "Sorry to hear Jane dumped you."

"She didn't dump me," Thor said, blushing. "I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping."

Before the brothers could continue on, they heard the wail of sirens. Just then, Thor was approached by a police officer.

"I'm sorry, are you Thor?" the officer asked.

"Yes," Thor replied. "Is there something wrong?"

"We're going to have to take him in," the officer replied, pointing to Loki. "He's wanted for his crimes here. I'm sorry but he's under arrest."

Loki was cuffed and led into a police car. Once at the police station, Loki was cuffed to the table in the interrogation room where he was met by a man wearing red sunglasses and a red cane.

"Alright, Midgardian, what do I have to do to get out of here?" Loki asked, annoyed.

"Ah, you must be Loki," the man replied. "I'm your lawyer. Matt Murdock, and if you wanna get out of here, I suggest you shut up and listen to me."

"Is this the whole good cop bad cop routine?" Loki asked.

"You really don't know when to shut up, do you?" Matt asked.

"I've been told so," Loki replied. "This really isn't necessary. I've spent enough time rotting in a cell. You think another cell is really necessary?"

"Alright, since you're not going to shut up, say that again?" Murdock asked.

"I've spent enough time rotting in a cell," Loki replied.

Matt sighed. "Okay, I could argue that seeing as you've served time on Asgard, you are no longer a threat. It's a stretch but I could make it work."

"And I'd appreciate it," Loki said, stroking Matt's cane. "You are very handsome. I don't think I've ever had a lawyer before."

Matt gulped as if in fear and hesitation.

"You've never been with a prince before, have you?" Loki asked.

Matt shook his head. "Not that I recall."

"Don't worry. I'll show you," Loki assured him.

Matt turned away, but Loki turned him back. "Don't worry, darling. We won't be disturbed."

Loki passionately kissed Matt as his hands deftly undid the buttons on his shirt. Matt's hands found their way to Loki's shirt as he untied it and threw it across the room. Then his hands found Loki's pants.

"Oh, I got you excited!" Matt gasped.

"How can you tell?" Loki breathed.

"I can hear it in your heart," Matt replied. "I got you going."

Loki flipped Matt on the table and tortured his chest before going lower and lower. Then, Matt heard the click! of the handcuffs.

"What did you do?" Matt demanded.

"Nothing. I did have a lovely time and I appreciate what you've done," Loki replied. "I'll take it from here, darling."

Matt struggled in his bindings. "You son of a b****!"

Oooh, so I'll not be seeing him again, Loki thought. What a shame.

Loki emerged from the interrogation room in Matt's persona where he faced an officer. "Yeah, I'm gonna have to recommend life for him. Probably on Riker's."

With a smirk, Loki strutted out of prison where he was met with a shocked Thor. "How the hell did you get out of there? No, I don't wanna know."

"Brother, you really must get a lawyer sometime," Loki replied.

Although this was one of many conquests, Loki would never forget his encounter with Matt Murdock.