Based on Fear No Evil by chibikaty

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I wrote this on a whim when I had some spare time. I'd been reading Fear No Evil (which is fantastic, you should read it) and thought "What if Eri was kidnapped too?" Izuku would definitely save her with him, but then what?

The funny answer is all three dad fighting over her now too!

Enjoy!

It all happened when a boy was kidnapped by a cult. Said boy it turned out was the son of the Symbol of Evil, the son successor to the Symbol of Peace, and had saved a hobo Hero from being kidnapped in the place of his home. This led the three to team up in the most epic and dysfunctional alliance of all time.

They succeeded, but there was a problem. Who keeps Midoriya? There was another. The cult had kidnapped another child from the Yakuza in their quest to eliminate quirks. Midoriya could go back to his mother, but what about the girl? Obviously, this called for civil discussion!

"I'm taking the girl home!"

"No I'm taking the girl home! You're too evil to raise a child!"

"Unlike you I've actually raised two!"

"Neither of you are rational guardians for that girl! I'll do it!"

"NO!"

All Might, Eraserhead, and All for One were in a three way battle about who would take home Eri, the traumatized girl at the heart of Humarise's anti-quirk operations. Izuku stared at the fight for a few minutes, taking note of their quirks while Eri sat next to him.

However, after a few minutes the fight started to get repetitive so he didn't have much material to write about. Also Eri pulled on Izuku's shirt and said she was getting hungry. So, Izuku picked her up and walked back to his house with her in his arms.

All Might pulled back his fist. "DETROIT SMASH!"

All For One pulled back his own. "Air Cannon!"

Eraserhead leaped at them. "ERASURE!"

All Might noticed something and stopped. All for One followed his gaze and stopped too. Neither were within range of Eraserhead's kick, so he landed on the ground then followed their gaze.

The girl was gone.

So for that matter was Young Midoriya.

They hadn't been kidnapped again had they?!

There was a dinging from All Might's pocket. He pulled out his phone and read the awaiting text.

Went home for evening. Brought Eri with me. Mom's keeping her.

At that, All Might rushed to the Midoriya house, with Aizawa dragging behind with his capture weapon while All for One ran just behind them. They reached the Midoriya house where All Might knocked.

A green haired woman who looked very similar to Young Midoriya opened the door. "Oh! All Might! And Eraserhead!" she said with a smile. "Izuku mentioned you might be here!" Her smile faded as her eyes landed on their third party member. "Hello Hisashi."

For once in his life, All for One looked utterly terrified. All Might found it hilarious. "H-hi Inko. You look good."

"And you look like a potato."

All for One turned to All Might with what was probably meant to be a death glare. If he still had a face that is. "So I've been told…"

"We're here about the girl," Aizawa said. "We believe she should-"

"Oh you mean Eri!" said Inko. "She's a very sweet girl. I gave her a nice dinner then put her to bed! Izuku's in his room with her now reading her a story! She said she never wanted to leave this place and I agreed!"

The three's faces (or in All for One's case, half of one) immediately fell. All Might opened his mouth. "B-but…"

"We believe we should be able to give the girl care to make sure she receives the treatment she needs," said Aizawa, as if logic had anything to do with his desire to adopt the girl.

"Oh don't worry!" said Inko. "You can both come by whenever you like to help her! You're already planning to do that with Izuku, especially when he goes to UA! But!" Her eyes became sharp and All Might felt a wave of fear, "I expect you to share. And play. Nice."

All Might and Aizawa quickly nodded. "Crystal clear! Will do!"

"What about me Inko?" All for One said.

Inko smiled sweetly at him. "Oh that's quite simple Hisashi! You're banned!"

"Wha-what?!"

"I don't think you'd be a good influence on Eri between being a murderous Villain, a liar of a husband, and a rather absent father! Eri has special needs and requires great care to raise! You couldn't raise your own son!"

"But that's because I was keeping the family safe from my evil plans! Besides, as one of those plans I raised a traumatized five year old to adulthood and he's fine now!"

Inko tilted her head. "Oh? Is he an emotionally stable, well-adjusted adult?"

All for One nodded. "Absolutely."

Aizawa opened his mouth to contradict him.

"If by well-adjusted you mean an unstable manchild with temper tantrums of course," said All for One. "I think that's considered normal these days!"

Inko Midoriya gave him an incredibly unimpressed glare. "You're definitely banned from raising Eri."

"B-b-b-but…!"

All Might's grin was so wide it was hurting his cheeks, but he didn't care. Seeing All for One vanquished by his wife was the funniest thing he'd ever seen! Even Aizawa seemed to think so since he was snapping photos to send to Kurogiri.

This wasn't the win he wanted, but it was a win nonetheless, and one he was absolutely loving!

Hope you liked! Reviews make me smile!

I actually didn't edit that at all after writing, minus fixing some typos. It was a fun bit of messing around!