James: Guys I just made the most amazing discovery!
*Looks up from his medical magazine* Logan: Please don't say aliens
Kendall: Or that the girl from 4H is "in love" with you
James: 4H girl is smoking hot and aliens just haven't found the right moment to arrive on Earth
Carlos: Are you still gonna tell us your amazing discovery?
James: Yeah. Check this out! *Shows them the diary*
Logan: Isn't that Katie's diary?
James: Yep
Logan: Why do you have it?
James: Cuz it has some juicy stuff in here that we should all be concerned about
Kendall: James what she puts in there is her business not ours. Put it back before she comes in and sees you with it
James: Wouldn't you like to know her latest entry?
Kendall: No cuz I respect her privacy
James: But we're her big brothers. We should definitely be concerned about what's in here. Like how she has a crush on that new kid Kyle from school. He's in her grade. And she's always looking at him play soccer in the Palm Woods Park
Kendall: Ok so she has a crush. Great
James: No! NOT great! This is a problem!
*confused* Logan: Why?
James: Cuz she's too young. She's not ready to date!
Logan: Sounds like YOU'RE not ready for her to date
James: Not true!
Kendall: James does it say in the diary that she even wants to date Kyle?
James: Not exactly but it's implied!
Logan: James relax. It's perfectly normal for at her age to have a crush and explore her feelings towards boys. There's nothing to worry about
James: But, but..
Carlos: He's right dude
Kendall: Now put it back exactly how it was with no evidence that you EVER touched it
James: Fine but this isn't over *Returns it to Katie's room*
*Later that night during dinner. They're eating chicken fingers and tater tots*
Carlos: Battle Blast 6: Rise Of The Zombies being released Friday. I'm so excited. James wanna come with me to be the first in line to get it?
James: Sure
Kendall: Katie what did you do all day?
Katie: Hung out in Palm Woods Park
James: See any boys you like?
*cue record scratch*
*Logan and Kendall glare at him. Carlos mouths: She will kill you*
Katie: Yeah there's plenty of high school boys from our school that hang out there. But none my age were there
James: You sure about that? How about that new kid Kyle? You met him yet?
Katie: Yeah I've met him. He's really nice but I didn't see him there today. He must've been at baseball practice. He likes baseball and soccer
James: Interesting. So you're into sporty guys?
Katie: I'm not into anyone like that. Why are you asking me all these weird questions? Who I like and how I like them is none of your business!
Kendall: You're right baby sister. He should stop while he still has a chance to *Glares at him friend*
James: Ok, ok I'll stop