"Ta-da! Welcome to Funland!" Steven shouts happily as the group arrives at Funland.
"You brought me to a sign!" Peridot asks as she looks at a sign.
"That's just the entrance sign Peridot. We gotta go in. Come on." Alexis says as she chuckles slightly making Peridot blush.
*Timeskip*
"Aha. A speed pattern transportation circuit." Peridot says as the group sees a roller coaster go by.
"And a roller coaster." Steven says.
"You've got to do the most fun thing in Funland first." Amethyst says.
"I'm game wherever you guys want to go." Alexis says.
"Hmm. Bold. Let's follow this logic!" Peridot says excitedly as the group runs over to a ride where Mr. Smiley is the operator.
"Four please!" Steven says.
"Sure. We got some new rules first. Ha-ha! Sorry guys. Looks like this squad has some growing to do before you can ride." Mr. Smiley says as the group measures themselves next to a height chart only for Peridot to throw a tantrum upon finding she is not the right height for the ride.
"I do not have to grow. This height is indicative of my rarity and importance. I demand entry you clod!" Peridot says angrily.
"Peridot!" Alexis says as she looks at Peridot.
"You kids want another lifetime ban?" Mr. Smiley asks.
"Uh no sir. That's not necessary. Come on Peridot." Alexis says as she pulls Peridot along as the group leaves.
"Well that stinks." Amethyst says.
"We'll just have to maintain a healthy lifestyle in hopes we grow before the end of the season." Steven says.
"Ah of course. Let's just grow!" Amethyst shouts as she grows herself into a teenager.
"Shape-shifting! Uh Peridot?" Steven asks as he stretches his legs before the group sees Peridot is struggling to shapeshift.
"Uh I... I must be a little rusty. Why don't you two just go?" Peridot asks.
"You sure?" Amethyst asks.
"You guys go on ahead. I'll stay with peridot." Alexis says as Peridot looks at her.
"Oh okay." Amethyst says.
"You didn't have to do that." Peridot says.
"No but I wanted to. Come on. Let's wait over there for now." Alexis says as Peridot follows her.
*Timeskip*
"What next?" Steven asks as he and Amethyst walk over after their ride
"Yes! What next that doesn't have a height restriction?" Peridot asks excitedly.
"Uh there!" Amethyst shouts as the group follows her to the House of Mirrors.
*Timeskip*
"Let's see who can eat the most chili dogs before we go on the Tilt-a-Whirl." Amethyst shouts as the group is walking through the park.
"Steven, Alexis, Amethyst! Look at this being! Its large head swollen with thoughts! Those compassionate eyes. It understands. I need it. Now!" Peridot shouts as she looks at a giant prize by a ring toss game.
"StevenPeridot that's a prize. You have to win it first." Steven says.
"Yeah. When you win the games you get a prize of some kind." Alexis says as she smiles at Peridot.
"Hey there Steven, Alexis." Mr. Smiley says as he comes up to the counter.
"Mr. Smiley you're working the ring toss too?" Steven asks.
"Weren't you just at the roller coaster?" Alexis asks.
"Yeah. You can say we're a little funderstaffed. Here you go. Just get thr rings on the bottles." Mr. Smiley says as he hands Peridot some rings.
"I win!" Peridot shouts as she throws the rings over the bottles.
"Um well..." Steven says.
"You have to land the rings first broski!" Amethyst says as she, Alexis and Steven begin trying to help Peridot land some rings.
*Timeskip*
"This biz is rigged!" Amethyst says as the group is still unable to land a ring.
"I didn't save Earth for this." Peridot says annoyedly.
"Sorry Peridot." Alexis says as she looks at Peridot.
"Hmm. No. We're gonna get you that prize. Hey Mr. Smiley. Is that Onion trying to light the roller coaster on fire?" Amethyst asks as she points to the roller coaster.
"I'm not falling for that one again. Woah! No! I'm still paying off the last lawsuit!" Mr. Smiley shouts as he runs off.
"Heh good old Onion." Amethyst says.
"All this running around. I'm not even in a union." Mr. Smiley says as Amethyst drops a ring on a bottle without him seeing.
"Yo Mr. S. While you were gone Peri got a ring." Amethyst says.
"I did?" Peridot asks confusedly.
"We're lying." Amethyst says as she whispers to Peridot.
"Oh uh yes! I did land the ring." Peridot says as Mr. Smiley walks over.
"Huh. Would you look at that? And I thought this thing was rigged. Here you go 's a little sister." Mr. Smiley says as he hands Peridot a little prize.
"Um excuse me but you're wrong. I'm supposed to win that one." Peridot says as she points to the alien plush.
"You mean the big guy? Sorry. That one's 10 rings." Mr. Smiley says as Peridot gives a disappointed look.
*Timeskip*
"That toy you won is really cool Peridot." Steven says as the group is sitting on a bench eating corn dogs.
"You mean that Amethyst won with shapeshifting. Maybe they should call it shapeshift land because it's a land where you go to shapeshift. Ugh. I really don't care for humans in cases like these." Peridot says.
"Excuse me? What's so wrong with humans?" Alexis asks annoyedly.
"Well they make insane rules and I just sometimes don't see the point in their existence." Peridot says.
"Okay you know what? Have fun by yourself. I'm out of here." Alexis says as she gets up and begins to leave.
"Alexis wait!" Steven shouts.
"No steven." Alexis says angrily as she shifts to wolf form and walks off.