The Night Sword's cursed blade cut through the goo creature's shoulder down to its lower body with no trouble. Now being separated from half of its body, the Oozer began trying to crawl away with the only arm it had, the goop inside of it leaving a trail behind it, but it wouldn't get far as the tip of the sword that had previously cut it in half now pierced its head. The sword belonged to Finn the Human, Hero of Ooo, and all around him were the remains of what was once Oozers. He stood there, breath heavy, and clothes singed. 'Seems like there's more and more of these goobers every day…' He thought to himself as he wiped away some sweat from his brow.

He shrugged to himself and sheathed his sword to his back and began making his way back to the Candy Kingdom castle to report the mob of Oozers to Princess Bubblegum, and also so he could get himself freshened up because he sure did stink after a patrol. Usually, he'd just clean himself up at the tree house, but seeing as how it was destroyed by Golbs onslaught 2 years ago, he couldn't do that anymore. So he had been staying at the Candy Castle until he had gotten his situation figured out, which neither Bubblegorm nor Marceline minded one bit.

After a one or two hours trek, he had finally arrived at the Candy Kingdom castle, tired and feeling nasty. He just couldn't wait for a nice hot bath he had gotten oh so comfortable with. Walking into the castle's lab, he was met with a typical sight: Bubblegum hunched over a microscope inspecting what was probably a new microorganism or whatever.

"Yo yo Peebs, back from patrol!" He said, waving a hand at her as she lifted her head from the device. She squinted at Finn, trying to adjust her vision.

"I expected you back an hour ago Finn…" She said, turning her chair back to the device where a pair of glasses were.

"Well, I had some trouble with some Oozers again," He replied. "But they weren't no troubs for ol' Finn." He added, seeing her turn around now wearing her glasses and putting on a face at his condition.

"Well, I expect you'll be getting cleaned up and ready for tonight's meal," Finn nodded. "Very good. I'll send someone to collect your clothing soon enough so go get yourself cleaned up now."

"Sounds good PB, see yuh at dinner." Waving goodbye, he made his way to his room which was situated on the opposite side of the castle, so he had a bit of a walk before he reached his room, but he was Finn Mertens, so a bit of a walk was nothing for him.

Reaching his room, he swung its door open and immediately made his way to his bathroom where he began to strip out of his burnt and ruined clothes. Deciding he wanted to soothe his aching muscles for at least just a little bit, he ran the tub for a bath, also deciding that bubbles would be a good mix so he wouldn't smell like complete monster butts when eating dinner.

In Bubblegum's lab, she had called for a servant that had just arrived. Standing nervously near the Princess, she waited for the royal to address her and give her a command. Bubblegum blinked into the microscope, now just realizing that the servant she had called for had arrived. Turning to her, she addressed the servant. "Oh, sorry about that, next time you see me busy like that just tap on my shoulder or something. Anyway, you must be new, because I remember all of the castle servants."

The servant nodded. "Yes ma'am, will do ma'am, and yes, I am new, I'm Diet Cherry Cream Soda." Bubblegum smiled.

"Well I know that silly, I created you all." Diet Cherry Cream Soda laughed nervously at her teasing. "Anyway, I need you to go to Finn Mertens' room and collect his old clothing from his room."

"F-Finn the H-Human?" Diet Cherry Cream Soda asked, small beads of sweat beginning to form on her forehead.

Bubblegum raised an eyebrow. "Is that going to be a problem?" She quickly shook her head.

"N-no, ma'am! J-just a big fan…" She added in a whisper.

"Well, get going then, we have dinner soon and I don't want Finn to be late."

She nodded quickly and hurried her short feet to Finn's room. In what seemed like no time, she made it to his room. She slowly opened the door and called out: "M-master Finn?" No answer. Fulling opening it she stepped into the room where she was met with the sight of no one. Wondering where the Hero of Ooo might be, she looked around the room for a pile of clothes only to find none. 'In the bathroom perhaps?' So not giving any mind to the possibility that he could be in the bathroom, she opened the door and was met with the naked body of Finn the Human. Both stared at each other, eyes wide, and mouths agape. Soon enough however the candy maid screamed and so did Finn.

"G-get out!" Finn yelled, reaching for the shower curtains to cover his privates. Diet Cherry Cream Soda quickly opened the door and slammed it behind her. Her breath was heavy as she supported herself against the bathroom door. She could hear Finn turning off the water and putting himself into the tub. She had to go, she really didn't want to be anywhere near this part of the castle for a long long time, but she also had to get those clothes! It was a direct order from Princess Bubblegum, she couldn't disobey a direct order! So turning around and mustering every bit of courage she had, she knocked on the bathroom door.

"Y-yes?" She heard along with the obvious shifting of his body in the water.

"I was, um, g-given the order to collect your clothes, M-Master Finn." She could hear him groan and let out a small 'Glob dammit…'

"Okay, okay!" He replied, and said nothing else, so assuming it was okay, she opened the door, and thankfully this time was not met with the sight of Finn the Humans naked body. He was now in the tub, but he used the shower curtains so all she could see was the outline of his upper body lying against the far side of the shower head and his long golden hair just barely poking out from the shower curtains. From what she could see, even from just his outline, he was everything and more of what she's heard of the great Hero of Ooo. She didn't know why she did it, but she stepped away from the singed clothing that lay next to her and towards the Human.

"M-Master Finn, I would, um, I would like to a-apologize for my intrusion, I should have knocked first, and not have burst in like I did." Finn noticeably tensed up as she stepped closer, making her flinch.

"It's all good…I'm sorry for, uh, yelling like I did, was just a bit startled hehe." He lightly chuckled at himself, trying to loosen up the tension.

"Yes…Well, no sir, I don't think it really is all good, what I did was rude, and I should be removed from the castle immediately for my unprofessionalism."

"N-now hold on, it was just a mistake, it really ain't a biggie-"

"No sir, what I did was wrong, and if, well, if I can't make it up, then I should be gone from this first thing tomorrow." She stepped closer to him, she could hear his breathing begin to get heavier.

"Make it up?" He asked, turning his head to her.

"Yes, Master Finn," She confirmed, now right next to the tub. The only thing blocking her from just reaching out to him was the shower curtain. "M-may I pull back the curtain sir?"

Finn looked at her for what felt like hours, but only seconds passed before he slowly sat back against the tub, still tense as before. "Y-yeah, sure." She hid her eager grin as she slid away the curtain. Finn was red in the face, more than likely not just because of the heat of the water. But he was also very bruised, some blue, some black along his shoulders and toned arms. She couldn't see below his belly button because of the soapy water, but she wouldn't be surprised if his legs were just as bad as his torso and arms.

"Oh my goodness, Master Finn." She exclaimed at the sight of his hurt body.

He shifted in the tub, uncomfortable with her concern. "I'm totes fine, just some hickeys from the universe, nothin' I haven't ever dealt with."

She clicked her tongue and shook her head. "No no no this won't do, look at you, you're all bruised." She reached to one of his shoulders and he flinched. "Does it hurt, Master Finn?"

He shook his head. "No, no I'm just not used to…" He trailed off, looking at her.

"To this?" She went behind his back and grabbed his other shoulder with her other hand, beginning to massage the best she could with her small hands.

"Y-yeah." He groaned out, now actually having to hold onto the bathtub so he didn't slip further into the water as he began to relax.

"Good, good, just relax." She whispered into his ear. She could feel him shiver and goosebumps beginning to rise. Taking her right hand from his shoulder, she began to go along his left arm, massaging what she could there. "Does it feel good, Master Finn?" She asked, looking at him as she continued her work.

"Uh, yeah, feels pretty amazing." He answered, smiling at her through gritted teeth.

She smiled back as she finished her work with his arm. Looking into the water she put on a smirk. "Master Finn, do you mind lifting your leg onto the tub edge here please?" She pointed, and Finn obliged, his now bruised left leg presented to Diet Cherry Cream Soda. She began to work near his feet, grasping what she could of the trunk-like leg, it actually larger than her entirely. Soon though, she inched closer and closer to her goal, and Finn's breathing only got heavier and it almost felt like his teeth were going to produce sparks from how hard they were grinding against each other. When she reached his thigh, which was partially in the water, she rolled up her sleeves and prepared to dip her hand in.

"Wait!" She stopped, just about to put her hands in the water.

"Yes, Master Finn?"

"A-are you sure you wanna do this? If you're gonna do what I think you're gonna do I mean…" He asked, concern evident on his face. All she did was grin at him and dip her hand into the water. It wasn't long before she found what she was looking for, and boy was he big, bigger than anything a candy person would have that's for sure. When she grasped his dick, she could hear him let out a low groan. She giggled and began to stroke his member, feeling every vein and bump that came along with it. He moaned even more from her movements and brought his hand to his head where he grasped it. She could feel his dick tremble, but it wasn't enough for his release. So doing her best to balance herself on the tub edge, she began to use both hands to please the young man.

One hand was on his shaft, stroking it and trying to coax out his cum, while the other held his balls and fondled them carefully. "Does this feel good too, Master Finn?" He nodded quickly, eyes closed as he let out a breath. "Please Master Finn, I'd like you to watch as I relieve you, it's the least you could do for me." And so he opened his eyes, biting his lip at the stare she gave him.

"Are you going to cum soon, Master Finn? Give me that big load you've been holding in for someone like me to come along and milk it out?" She asked seductively. She wasn't really what you would call sexy, more cute, but mix the confidence she somehow found along with Finn's still young hormones, she was the hottest thing in the universe to him.

"I-, oh Glob…"

"Shh shh, let it all out, Master Finn, give it all to me." And so he came, spurts and spurts of cum shooting out and into the steaming water. She took her hands out of the water and hopped off the tub edge. "Well sir, I do hope that makes up for my rudeness, I hope maybe I can help you more in the future if I'm ever so rude again." Finn hung his head and stared at the ceiling, obviously exhausted from his orgasm.

"Y-yeah, me too." He looked at her. "Maybe…maybe help me again tomorrow night." He said, face still red.

She smiled as she nodded her head and bowed to him. Turning away, she walked to the door of the bathroom but stopped and looked at her feet, there were the clothes she was supposed to collect. So grabbing them, she finally left and closed the bathroom door behind her.