I do not own Owl House
All these head cannons I found on google or pintrest
Jasper: Hey, do you have a bag that I can borrow?
Hunter: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Jasper: Literally all you had to say was no
Artem: *hugs Philip*
Philip: What is this?
Artem: Affection.
Philip: Disgusting.
Philip:
Philip: Do it again.
Artem: *tripps on a rock*
Philip: *catches them* I think you just
Philip:
Philip:
Philip: fell for me.
Artem: Put me down.
Jasper: Cuz, it's getting dark out here.
Hunter: Don't worry, I've got this!
*stomps his light up sketchers*
Jasper: Why are you like this?
Leah: FIGHT ME!
Belos: Stop telling everyone to fight you. Look how small you are.
Leah: My height doesn't affect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways. Including yours!
Belos: You can't even reach my neck.
Leah: Do you really want to test me right now? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me! DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!
Artem: *stubs toe* *trips over chair* *drops can on foot* *hits bedpost for the millionth time*
Philip: *saying this from behind a newspaper* And I thought living with you would be boring
Artem: *eyes watering* *choked whisper* Jerk
Leah: Hey, you ok? I haven't seen you in 3 days.
Hunter: You shouldn't be around me. I'm sick, that's why. I can't believe Eda let you in my room now.
Leah: Heh, I'll take my chances. This is what sisters are for. You shouldn't be lonely, especially on your birthday.
Hunter: You remembered?
Leah: Of course I did. I'm always there for you.
Philip: *hugs Artem from behind*
Artem: uh?
Artem: Hi?
Philip: Mine
Caleb: Do you like Artem?
Philip: no
Caleb: I think not
Caleb: Your obviously in love!
Philip: no
Caleb: Admit it! You're in love ith Artem
Philip: I'm telling you, I'm not in lo-
Artem: Hi
Philip: I love you
Artem: Wait what
Philip: ... shoot
Caleb: called it
Artem: *standing there confused*
Luz: let's play hide and seek
Jasper: ok, I'll count
Luz: *hides*
Jasper: *after counting to 50* you would not believe your eyes
Luz: *from the bathroom* IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES
Hunter: *petting Ghost* Aren't you the most prettiest kitty in the whole wide world
Jasper: *walks in* Aren't you allergic to cats?
Hunter: *pets Ghost slower* Maybe
Amity: Titan help the person who ends up dating Edric
Leah: I'm dating Edric
Amity: My condolences
Artem: Hey Philip?
Philip: yeah?
Artem: Can I hold your hand?
Philip: *hols back laughter*
Philip: I don't know CAN you?
Artem:
Artem:
Artem: nope! *leaves*
Philip: Artem! Wait!
Leah: Amity? What are you writing?
Amity: A fanfic
Leah: About what?
Amity: You and Edric
Leah: W-what? W-why?
Amity: Edric asked me to. I'm being payed.
Edric: I TOLD YOU TO NOT TELL ANYONE
Artem: Look a shooting star! Quick, make a wish!
Philip: *wishes that Artem would love him*
Artem: What did you wish for?
Philip: A puppy
Jasper: We're lost
Hunter: No we're not
Jasper: Yes we are
Hunter: No we aren't
Jasper: Fine then- Sir Navigator, where are we?
Hunter: Err... uh, we are... right here
Eliza: We are defiantly going to jail for doing this
Eda: True. But we are defiantly also going to be rich, so stop talking
Luz: We're about to die! Arn't you scared?
Jasper: I'm used to it by now
Caleb: Did he just-
Elizabeth: Yup
Caleb: But... how?
ELizabeth: *shrugs*