A remake of one of my older stories on Ao3, which is stupid and dumb, and I hate it. You don't need to read that one, since this is better in every single way. If you want to suffer Mister_Phoenix on Ao3, I post chapters on the same day, so it doesn't really matter where you read this.
Chapter Warning: O C ahead.
Something happened one night in China, a boy was born. His body shone like the sun, it shocked the mother and father. Within just a span of a few years, these things that people decided to dub Quirks started to be born.
Before too long, heroes were born, fighting the villains that decided to attack the weak and helpless. With his mask covering his eyes, and his bodysuit that made every girl shake, seeing those large and powerful muscles.
Midoriya Izuku, better known as the Knock-out Hero. His Quirk is something that could rival All Might in terms of strength, never once ever having a partner, or even being partners with any Pro-Heroes.
Even Mirko has partnered up once or twice just because she was forced to but never has this man. Hell, not many people even knew his real name, only his hero name. Izuku had his hand in his pocket, looking at the pair of villains.
The dark skin muscle man, and his freaking flying girlfriend. The man, Natsuri Sukegoro; his Quirk made his skin unbreakable, it also meant that he hit about the same as a train, never needing to worry about broken bones. Natsuri was a hero student once until he met that girl floating next to him.
Real name, unknown. Everyone just calls her by her villain name, Banshee. Her Quirk is a mix between Float and Supersonic wails. Strong enough to shake the ground itself. The dark cloak that covers her body, with her hair standing up with those glowing soulless eyes. Everyone called her a freak of nature, and even some heroes wanted to kill her just for existing.
So, Natsuri decided to protect her. Dropping out of hero school to become her bodyguard and boyfriend.
Love is a freaking thing.
"I see that you two are still together, Sukegoro, Banshee. The cutest couple, I've ever seen, then again I get to see the same thing with a pair of rats by the dumps, or was that you? It's hard to tell."
"Shut your face!" Natsuri yelled out, charging straight at Izuku.
One-on-one. He never learns, Izuku has kept his Quirk a secret, he had no attack names, he didn't shout anything out or have any flashy super moves. It made him rather low in hero rankings, around in the top thirty. Only by the females liking him, a lot.
But, his Quirk, One-on-One. This Quirk only works when the fight is a One-on-One, Izuku's strength doubles on whoever his opponent happens to be, but if he is against more than one opponent. He loses strength if he has help or if there is a villain team up, that is what happens.
The ground began to shake, as a vine broke out of the ground, trapping Natsuri and Banshee. She was about to let out a scream before a vine wrapped around her mouth. Izuku could only let out a groan, there is something he hates more than any villain. The Nature Hero; Plant Queen.
Her hero name is the same as her Quirk name. Plant Queen, can control plants, making vines and grass as touch as iron and as sharp as steel. She can summon fifteen mini plant golems or one big plant golem.
Plant Queen lay on her side, her hand resting on her head, her costume covering most of her face, besides that grin. Curse that annoying and stupid grin. "Heh, heh. Victory once again," She cried out, holding up a V with her fingers.
Her skin-tight body costume hugged her curves and showed off her large bust and rather nice ass. A green costume, more like the rainforest, green and blue. She did help nature, in her spare time, she would clean out the forest, or even raise money to save and stop nature from dying.
"Oh my," Plant Queen let out a fake gasp. "I couldn't believe that you would be here, Deku." That grin showed off her rather sharp teeth and those fangs of hers.
"That win was a fluke," Izuku growled at her
"Fluke, you say, please. You lost to me because I am better and far stronger than you!"
"But I would have never guessed that you would be here, fighting two of your villains, it was just a completely random chance I was here." Plant Queen spoke, she waved her hand, and a small vine slapped Midoriya at the back of his head.
A punch caused Plant Queen to fall to the ground, her lovely plant. Now, destroyed. Banshee and Natsuri both looked at each other, still trapped. Forced to watch these two fighting and bickering with each other.
"How dare you, that is Sarah. I love her, I cared for her, she was so young and had so many more adventures. I would never forget the time when we solved the mystery of the haunted ghost ship and saved those many billion starfish and stopped the dolphins from taking over the world," Plant Queen weep.
"You're making that up," Izuku spoke
"Too soon, Deku! Too soon, you took her away from me! You murder!" Plant Queen held up her Sarah in the palm of her hands. Real tears ran down her cheeks.
Midoriya rolled his eyes, the police had already shown up and taken away Natsuri Sukegoro and Banshee. Izuku thinks it happened when he, according to Plant Queen, "murdered" Sarah.
Kigi Urumi was more of an outcast when she decided to go to Ketsubutsu Academy High School, her Quirk affected her body in more ways than being able to control and speak to plants, her skin was turning a shade of green. She would have to pick out leaves in her green hair.
She drowned her sorrows with her eighteenth beer, she slammed the glass on the table as she let out a small hiccup. The dizziness getting to her at this point, hero work is far too much work. The man over there, looked like he was drowning himself in liquor as well.
Almost having as much as Kigi. She bumped him on the side, Izuku looked at the strange woman, she is about his age, twenty-one to twenty-two. If he didn't have as many beers as he had, he might comment on how she looks. But, she is about as wasted as he is.
"Hey there, I had a shit, *hic* day at work. This *hic* asshole just showed up, and blam!" Kigi slammed her hand against the wooden table, and the many empty glasses shook.
"Same, this bitch is constantly trying to take my *hic* credit," Izuku replied, causing Kigi to let out a groan
"AH, fuck people like that! Just do your work. Don't leech off others," Urumi slapped Midoriya on the back, "I am right?!"
"You want to fuck me," It wasn't a question, Kigi started to howl.
"No, shit, Sherlock. I'm horny, I'm drunk enough to make a bad decision. I just want to fuck a hot guy, and here is a hot guy, just as drunk as me." Kigi grinned at him, showing off those fangs of hers.
If Izuku didn't drink enough to knock out a normal human being, he might have noticed that Kigi's grin and Plant Queen's grin were the same. Izuku let out a hiccup of his own.
"Sure, you're a pretty lady, damn more than any I've ever met," Izuku looked Kigi's straight into her mismatched eyes, left red, right blue.
She never heard those words before, numerous people, even her blind dates, would get freaked out because of her plant-like behavior. How her body is slowly turning itself into a plant, after all, Kigi Urumi loves her plants more than humans.
Wow, now she thinks about it. She could have easily become a supervillain.
"Your place or mine?" Izuku asked,
"Whichever one is closest, I wouldn't mind pressing you up against the wall of this place that I don't know the name of. That weird bold text didn't appear," Kigi muttered.
"Now, I know you're drunk. You're not making any sense," Izuku crackled at her.
Kigi pouted at him. It is rather cute.
The Next Morning.
Kigi woke up. Hangovers are the worst, her head is buzzing and thumping far too loud. She lifted her head off her pillow, her room of her apartment is a complete mess, and clothes were everywhere.
Kigi held the blankets up high enough to cover her naked body, it looks like none of her plants got hit. The man she hooked up with last night, sleeping next to her. Urumi felt like slapping her head, just how horny was she last night? Did she even get his name? Hell, did she even tell him her name?
Kigi got up and stole his shirt, far too buzzed and sick to put on her clothes or clean ones. So, his button shirt would have to do. She looked at him, his shirt on her body reached towards her thighs, and she tugged at the helm with nothing on underneath it.
Kigi doubts that her mysterious one-night stand would want it back.
'Oh, shit. What if he's a Plant Queen fanboy? Fuck, Kigi. Ah, I'm never drinking again, I feel like I constantly say that.' Her thoughts wandered.
As she began to make pancakes. Last night is mostly a blur, the sex, it was the best that she ever had. The only reason why they stopped was that they ran out of condoms. The orange juice was poured into glasses.
"Sure, you're a pretty lady, damn more than any I've ever met,"
Right, that line, of course, that is the line that sticks with her. Kigi's cheeks were flaring up. Shaking up her, Urumi walked over to her bed, kicking her mysterious man off, causing him and the blankets to roll off and land with a loud thud on the ground.
"Breakfast is ready, wake up, so you can leave," Kigi ordered
"Bossy much, sex was the same, trying to be a top when in reality, you're nothing but a bottom." Izuku smiled,
"Hey, fuck you! I'm better and far stronger than you!" Kigi yelled,
That caused pain to happen in her head, that thudding noise. Stupid hangovers, Izuku let out a groan. "Just great, I hear that line from Plant Queen yesterday and you today."
"I'm not a You, I'm Kigi Urumi. The greatest woman in the entire… Wait, did you say you heard that from Plant Queen?" She asked,
Izuku looked at her, "Huh?"
"Deku?" She asked, pointing at him, he was only wearing his pants, since she stole his shirt.
"Plant Queen?" He replied to her question, Kigi pulled down the button shirt, it sucks since this shirt lost its top button, allowing the man to see part of her large bust.
"I can't believe I fuck you!" They both cried out, pointing at each other.
Kigi wanted to die. She stomps on the floor, she didn't care about anyone who lives underneath her, she gripped her head.
"Ah, I know I say fuck you to you a lot. But I didn't actually want to fuck you, God. This is totally going to make it on my top three worst mornings," Kigi groaned.
"Says the lady who cried out, 'Oh, more, more. Fuck me, you're so much better…'"
"Shut it, just because I said that I didn't want to fuck you, doesn't mean that I didn't like it." Kigi crossed her arms under her bust.
"Fuck me, you're a Tsundere," Midoriya said under his breath, Kigi glared at him.
Kigi sat down, eating her pancakes, with anger. Pouting and frowning at the man across her. Izuku never knew that someone could be mad while eating pancakes. Izuku's and Kigi's eyes met. Before they both look away, the cheeks of the two adults flush.
"So, umm… How about a deal? I like sex with you, Deku. You're far better than I thought you would be. Do you want to be in a no strings attached relationship?" Urumi asked,
"Where we just fuck all the anger that is between us away?" Izuku asked, Kigi nodded her head. "Sure, why the fuck not. You were good as well."
"Well, I am better than you," Kigi grinned
"I'm breaking up this no strings attached relationship once I get a girlfriend," Izuku replied.
"I will not be with you for fifty years, that is torture. Just like having the last side quest that you need to do in Xenoblade Chronicles 2, being Ursula Blade Side Quest."
Izuku Midoriya could only roll his eyes at her.
Whenever Kigi and Izuku would randomly meet, Midoriya is sure that she stalks him just to steal away the credit and spotlight. Which would end with the two of them inside a Love Hotel, with Izuku pressing her back against the wall.
Occasionally it wasn't even when they met out on patrols, Kigi's No Drinking ever again, last a whole three weeks, far longer than the normal one week she normally does. Which in turn made her want to ride Izuku until dawn break.
The two of them sat without any costume on, just normal everyday clothing. Kigi wearing some jeans and a loose top that hung off her left shoulder. Izuku believes that she just woke up and placed some pants on.
The worst part is, it's somewhat working for him.
Urumi let out a yawn, drinking her second cup of coffee to wake herself up.
"I need a good fuck, everyone is getting on my case for not taking in someone from U.A, I mean, fuck that place. Why would I want that? So, can we fuck?" Kigi asked, wiggling her eyebrows at him.
"How long have we been doing this for?" Izuku asked, Kigi blinked,
"Umm… Close to a year now, I think." Kigi wondered, placing her finger on her chin in thought.
"Why do you want to break it off?" She asked, Izuku shakes his head,
"Never mind," He stood up, leaving Kigi alone.
Kigi could only watch him leave, as her hand held her stomach pains. That's the real reason why she wanted a good fuck because no one is allowing her to kick ass anymore.
So, they made her go to a stupid doctor, Kigi sat on the uncomfortable bed, the hard mattress, the iron underneath. The doctor is just another old dude, which kind of sucks. Because fictional doctors are always hot, then there's this man who looked close to sixty.
"Urumi Kigi, I want to be the first to give you congratulations" He spoke
Kigi did a fist pump, "Oh, yeah. I knew it was nothing. Back to kickin' ass."
"What, you can't fight while pregnant," The doctor spoke
Kigi's whole body turned as white as a ghost. She slowly turned her head back to the doctor. "Come again, I'm pregnant?"
"Do you remember how it happen or who you were with at the time? Everyone at your hero agency says that you are single, correct?" He asked, Kigi nodded her head.
She knew how it happened, a few months ago. She and Izuku both ran out of condoms, and Kigi really wanted to keep going. Saying it was a safe day. Now, she knows that it wasn't, while holding her stomach.
"So, I'm going to be a mother?" Kigi asked, she didn't know whether this is a joke or not.
"I suggest that you report to the father. I think he would want to see this child,"
Kigi paused, this is a no strings attached relationship, even if it means that she's carrying the offspring of her and Izuku within her. Urumi stood up, throwing herself on the ground.
"Nah, don't remember him. Guess it's the single mother life for me, am I right?" Kigi grinned, 'Maybe if I run into him again, I let Izuku know. Until then, I don't want to bug him,'
A few days later,
Izuku got one text from Kigi Urumi. 'The relationship is over. Later Loser.' Izuku pressed his back against the wall of his apartment, he slammed his head against the wall. Most likely pissing off his neighbors.
"I hate that I love you, Kigi."
Little did he know that Kigi lay on her back looking at her phone. Having deleted the text that she was about to write, 'I love you,'
She groaned as her head hit the soft pillow. She had a single parent growing up, and she turned out great, Kigi is sure that whatever her genes and Izuku's genes create would be just as awesome as she is. No, better!
Her phone beeped, 'Good, I couldn't stand looking at you anymore.'
A grin appeared on her face. Holding her phone close to her chest, she picks the strangest people to date. But Izuku is the weirdest guy that she knew, "Is that how you talk to a beautiful woman, such as myself?" She wondered out loud.
Plant Queen retired. It was all over the news, the young and promising hero was just gone. Forever, Midoriya noticed that she took a lot of time off. But, Kigi just disappeared. Izuku readied the papers, Kigi isn't the type to just leave, knowing her, Kigi would at least cover the city with her plants.
"Fuck you, bitches. I'm not a hero anymore, ha, ha, ha!"
He could totally picture her doing that. Most likely holding up two middle fingers, wearing that grin that just pisses him off. He sat down at the café, reading whatever junk that happened to go by. A tired woman, bags under her mismatched eyes. Wait, that green hair, and slightly green skin taking away her normal skin color.
Drinking coffee, cup after cup to try to stay awake
"Fuck, Kigi?" Izuku asked,
Urumi looked at him. "Look, Deku. I am far too tired to deal with you, someone has been keeping me up all night."
"New boy toy," Izuku wondered
"Girl to my surprise," Urumi muttered
"Izuku met my daughter. Thalia," Kigi held up the baby girl who just awoke.
Her small hand hit Izuku's nose. As she giggled, she got her mother's mismatched eyes, the left eye is green, while the right eye is red. Her short and soft lime green hair. Thalia giggled at him, she just looked so cute.
Kigi sat down, holding Thalia in her arms, the girl didn't look that old, most likely just born.
"She's also your kid, you knocked me up, and I never told." Kigi eyes wandered,
"Wait, she's mine. What on Earth made you think I wanted to avoid being with you!?" Izuku yelled out,
"I don't know, how about the line, 'I never want to be with you,'" Kigi shouted
Izuku patted her head, and Kigi looked up at him. Thalia looked between the two adults. A soft smile on his lips, "You know that I can't stand to be without you,"
"Now, who's the Tsundere?" Kigi grinned,
Kigi Midoriya never thought that she would get married to him, of all people. Her husband Izuku slept next to her, she was at least able to stop small crimes thanks to having a father for her daughter, Thalia.
Speaking of, Thalia Midoriya, that troublemaker, had just turned five a few weeks ago. And her Quirk had already started to show. It started when Thalia made her teddy bear move. By itself, it wasn't a mix between her or Izuku Quirk.
Thalia had Puppet, a Quirk that belong to Kigi's father and brother. Able to control any non-living thing. Well, that is how Kigi's family Puppet Quirk worked, it seems as if it does the same for Thalia. By connecting invisible strings to the target, if one could cut those strings, the Puppeteer couldn't control it until new strings are attached.
Izuku kissed Kigi's head, before going to kiss Thalia. "Daddy!" She cried out,
"Don't do anything stupid," Kigi spoke
"I already married you, that's the dumbest thing I'll ever do in my life," Izuku replied, Kigi stuck out her tongue.
There are countless things people will reject in the future. Making choices that they wish they did. Small changes in one life could ripple throughout time because when Izuku got back to his apartment.
He wanted to see Thalia jump into his arms, hugging him, saying "Welcome back, Daddy!" Or that grin belonging to Kigi, showing off that fang of hers. Yet, all he was meant with is police tape, the apartment is covered with blood, and the bloody ring of Kigi lay without anybody. His hand touched the wall, claw marks, sharp too, seeing how many of Kigi's plants and golems were sliced in two, one could be hacking away at that for days. Yet, one clean slice cut them in half like a hot knife through butter.
Yet, Thalia and Kigi Midoriya both died on the same day he could've stayed home to protect them. Izuku smashed the wall, small footsteps came up the stairs, and Midoriya looked at the rat.
"Oh dear, I apologize for your lost," Nezu bowed his head
"Whoever did this will die, and if you or any of the U.A Teachers get in my way, count yourself as dead as well," Izuku spoke, his eyes are ice cold.
"Mindless slaughter won't bring you happiness. It would just give you pain," Nezu looked up to the man.
"You could always teach at my school,"
Izuku paid no attention to Nezu, walking right past him. His eyes were daggers, someone, some dirty no life would know who did this.
The number of villains shipped to the hospital, beaten up to the point where they couldn't breathe. Nezu let out a sigh and shook his head at the sight of them all. "If this goes on, we might have to kill Midoriya,"
No one knew anything or didn't want to say. Izuku smashed his bleeding hand against any glass. He'd rather not look at himself, not right now. Something bumped into his leg, a girl, she looked older than Thalia did, about a year.
Six? A small horn, long silver hair, big crimson red eyes, rags for clothes. "Please, help me." She begged,
Izuku stepped in front of her, the man following her out of the shadows, a creepy man, a mask with a bird beck. Gloves covering his hands, Kai Chisaki. "You have something that belongs to me, return it now."
"There's nothing like that here. Get lost or I'll make you. I'm better and far stronger than you." Izuku replied,
Chisaki growled, the kid couldn't move, that man she stood behind wouldn't let her return to that man over there. As Kai took off his gloves, so it comes down to a one-on-one fight then. Izuku grinned.
Before Kai could get close to Izuku, a simple punch caused the man to rocket into the wall. Izuku didn't even hit him, the broken glass showed his reflection, Izuku's eyes could only widen at what he saw. If Kigi or Thalia would have seen him now, then they would be terrified. Midoriya kneels in front of the small girl, giving her a grin, as he held up a V with his fingers.
"Victory once again,"
"I'm Midoriya Izuku. I can protect you from now on," Izuku held out his large hand for her.
"Eri," The small girl softly replied as her hand wrapped around his finger.
Izuku chuckled, he just hopes that Nezu will still be willing to hire him.
End of Chapter!
Next Time; Entrance Exams
Now, it's time for no one to like this and I go back to the drawing board for ideas.
So, Kigi got a lot more umm… Scene time than she did in the original Mr. Midoriya which I hate, seriously no one knows how many times I wanted to delete that story, I hated it so much.
But a harem of nine girls, I'm unsure, there's a secret tenth one, but I'm thinking about it. Some of them changed since last time, and now I have two stories I'm working on, it seems like no one likes or is reading Deku Fucks the Multiverse, (Only on Ao3 Page) so that might just be canceled.
Name: Kigi Urumi/Midoriya
Age: 24/26
Death: Unknown
Quirk: Plant Queen
She's sort of a Poison Ivy type of character
Family; a Younger brother, father, mother (Dead) Thalia (Daughter) Izuku (Husband)
Harem: (In no order)
Shino Sosaki
Ryuko Tatsuma
Tomoko Shiretoko
Kaina Tsutsumi
Rumi Usagiyama
Emi Fukukad
Nemuri Kayama
Anan Kurose
Ryuko Tsuchikawa
Cathleen Bate? (I'm thinking about it)