An: So I got tired of my cringe story with bad spells so i deleted it. Enjoy this new one. It's really good!
Well, I'm Teal Vpaorizor IFery Fword MFINGER. I curse a lot but I censor it, and I'm so happy about my existence because my blond and bisexual friend Draco Mako Malfoy Dalfoy just kissed Ronald Weasley, and now Harry and Snape are on a date in the Fifty Broomsticks. I was farting on turtles when my friend Cash popped up and he kissed the ground. I like Cash better than my girlfriend mainly because my girlfriend Willow is stupid.
Anyway, I took off my robes and revealed my underwear, and my other girlfreind Dark Sun appeared in red shoes. I took them off and spat on them, and I cursed "****!" I wanted to censor it so my readers wouldn't hate my fanfiction, and i love breaking the fourth wall.
The broken fourth wall was at my feet and I ate a piece of it. Willow Appeared and barfed because she didn't like the fourth wall.
That's the end of this chapter!