Lincoln Loud, Quiet Kid - Introduction
AN: This one is an AU where Lincoln Loud is labeled as the certain cliche/trope called "The Quiet Kid". This may contain dark, comedic or mature themes not suitable for kids. Discretion and/or Parental Involvement/Adult Supervision might be advised. As per rule of AU/FanFics, there will be some, if not little to no similarities to the canon continuity. So for those who are weary of bad episodes like NSL, things will be different… I can assure you. It may or may not happen, same with the "Movie", or the Newer Seasons of TLH/TC. TLH/TC belongs to Nickelodeon/Viacom.
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Welcome to Royal Woods… it's a semi-rural suburban area in the state of Michigan, USA. It's quite peaceful and tranquil in the area. Near it is Hazeltucky and Great Lakes City and the renowned Lake Michigan. Royal Woods is quite the opposite of its more relevant Urban counterpart, Detroit. But what really is making such a place important that this story is focused on such town… well, we will focus on a certain family that lived in that town.
Somewhere in Franklin Avenue, is a house unlike the other residential areas. Somewhat chaotic and in the brink of collapse, yet steadily holding on… firm and standing. Planted at residence number 1216, live a certain family that lived up to their name. They disorderly and turbulent… within the premises, they crash through the crowded halls… dodge the cramped corridors like ping-pong balls just to race the comfort room on time. At the basement, they leap over the hills of unwashed clothing and avoid being the one to throw out the defecated diaper of their youngest. A place where you cannot contemplate and have serenity along as anything you do will be heard by the rest. Yet, their love rings the strongest. They so love each other, they never trade it for the world… or at least that's how you'll see it. The family comprised of a mother hen, father dearest, and 11 "mirthful" children… almost mirthful.
They are the Loud Family. And welcome to the Loud House.
The patriarch of the family, Lynn Loud Sr, is an office worker with a passion for culinary [Not yet obtained the family diner… but it might be different]. He is quite the goofball but a dedicated father nonetheless. Uses cowbell for music, likes jokes, tie collecting and some. Moving to the matriarch is Rita Willard-Loud, works as a dentist assistant and part-time on book publishing, as she aspires to write a novel that may hit the masses for its wonderful story. She took inspiration from the everlasting and grand family she had. While I did mention there are 11 children… this is where things gets more wilder. For you see, their offspring are comprised of 10 female members with only 1 son being the middle child and center of the story. 5 elder daughters and 5 younger daughters, divided by a single white-haired son of the Loud parents.
[Note: Since this is gonna be a different AU, we're gonna start the story from where the season 1 of the canon took off, with various changes from what the Canon-Verse timeline. Hope that clears the confusion on why Lynn Sr is still an office salaryman rather than a chef from season 3 and onwards. Lynn Sr's restaurant may also be different too.]
We'll start off with the eldest daughter, Lori (17). She tends to be the leader of the siblings but as eldest… she had this superiority complex of being "born first" and thus have a control-freak tendency over the younger ones. She habitually spends her time on the phone for latest gossips, trends, updates and to chat with her dear Boo-Boo-Bear… I meant boyfriend, Roberto "Bobby" Alejandro Martinez-Milan Luis Santiago Jr. You'll know her by her signature Sky-Blue tank-top [From her mother's girdle], khaki shorts, short blonde hair, pearly earrings, fair complexion and the verbal tic… Literally. See what I did there?
Second eldest, Leni [16] is the ditzy blonde of the sisters. Cliche? But that's just how it is. Her naivete and dumb blonde persona countered with her beauty that can only be parred by Lori. She had this verbal tic to say, "like" mid-sentence. She wears her signature cyan dress, vermilion circle earrings, white shades on her head and cyan flip-flops.
Third eldest is the resident musician, Luna [15]. Although she started with humble beginnings, her passion for music began when she watched her first Mick Swagger concert, transforming her into the rocking and loud spunk. Her former shoulder length brunette was cut shorter and wears purple makeup, paperclip earrings, purple skull shirt with lavender striped skirt [wrapped by a white belt], and purple boots.
Fourth eldest, Luan [14] is the residential comedian. She had the nasty habit of pranking and making puns here and there. But that's tame compared to April Fools aka. Prank-Apocalypse. She usually carries a wood puppet named Mr. Coconuts and had done many to be a reputable performer on both theatrics and birthday parties. She maybe a clown but she'll never make you frown. She ties her shoulder long brown hair with a yellow scrunchy, wears a white sleeveless polo with a prank squirt-flower, Yellow striped long skirt, yellow long socks and brown clown shoes with the squirt-flowers too.
Fifth and final eldest, bears the name of her father. Lynn Jr or just LJ for short [13]. She is the sportswoman of the whole family. In fact, she'll turn even a chore into a sport. Family game night is a competition for her, and tends to gloat the win. And when she lose… she'll turn everything into a competition just to prove her superiority. But she means well as she isn't the type to hate a player… nor the game. When it comes to physical strength… there's no doubt. She wears a red and white jersey with the red 1. a red pair of sports pants/boxers, white socks and sport shoes.
Coming next is the younger sisters. The gloomy 5th youngest, Lucy [8]. Ironic is that her complexion is the same as her name… Latin for light or bright. Yet her personality isn't, not that she's unfriendly. She's just a brooding goth girl interested in the spiritual and occultic. Her hair covers her eyes, which is for the best as it drives fear to whoever gazes. The black is a dye that she placed on here blond hair since she was an aware goth at 3 [based on the Canon Episode, Back in Black… not counting the Movie or The Whole Picture]. And her choice of clothing is as goths would chose… monochromatic even before when she was just a baby. Black dress, monochrome striped arm-sleeves and knee-socks and black shoes. She is also the poet amongst the siblings so don't let the outward spook you.
The 4th and 3rd as they are twins. Lana came first before Lola [6], and they are the Yin-Yang type of twins. Lana is the energetic, wild, and dirty blond while Lola is the prim, proper and sophisticated type. Though, Lana rarely ever gets angry and much friendly as the pets she collects are evident enough. Lola, on the other hand, is the snobbish, bratty and impatient one. One is down-to-earth humble [figuratively and literally], the other is vain and over-the-top… preferring to act self-important. Lana wears a red cap, grayish blue short sleeve covered by a navy blue overalls (including the pants). Lola wears a wire tiara, pearl necklace and pink pageant dress. They are twins so they looks almost the same, including the missing front tooth. So to differentiate, Lana ties hers into short pigtails, Lola doesn't.
Almost the end, 2nd youngest is the girl genius and readily a PhD holder, Lisa [4]. Typical of a genius, is the nerdy aspect, no nonsensical attitude and rarity to show emotion [but not like Lucy]. She prefers to do things efficiently and had the verbal tic of using scientific or complicated words before giving the layman/common terms, for she is a woman of science and mathematics. She had a short brunette hair, green long-sleeved sweater, maroon pants that extends enough to cover her brown shoes. As per cliche, nerds gotta have glasses. Do be careful as most of her experiments tend to fail and explode… but never doubt her intelligence.
And the last but never the least, youngest girl of the family, Lily [15 mos/1 and a quarter year]. She's the giggly toddler of the siblings and cheery… definition of mirthful indeed. Not much to describe as she still wears her diapers but she sometimes wear a lavender pair of shorts to potty train her and white baby shirt. She also bears a growing blond cowlick hair behind her.
Now that the sisters are out of the way. It's time for the main highlight of this introduction. The white-haired, orange polo wearing, blue pants and white shoes middle son of Lynn and Rita Loud. The one and only boy of the siblings. Lincoln Albert Loud. Yeah, his feature might be a recessive inheritance from a grandparent [Albert Willard/Pop-Pop]. So what exactly is unique of this kid? He's like a typical average Joe of the siblings…
"CLICK-CLACK"
Whoa, Lincoln… DROP THE GUN! Okay, I know it's a handmade, wooden toy gun that slingshots iron ball but still, that might hurt! I didn't mean what I said… I was just reading the script on what to type here! Now you all see what makes him unique. He's what people meme, dubbed or cliche as "The Quiet Kid/One".
Is he shy? No. He might be an introvert but he's not shy. He's just soft-spoken but he's much more. He's nice? Yes… verily… please drop the gun. He's a fan of Ace Savvy and Agent David Steele so he's a hero nerd or a spy fan, which are good. He's amicable enough, he tolerates his much more talkative best friend, Clyde McBride… which isn't an insult, Lincoln please drop it. Not that I'm threatened but you might accidentally fire a shot and have it bounce everywhere. Where are we?… Oh right. He's also dependable, probably good at dealing bullies thanks to LJ. He's smart but not to par with Lisa, and have great planning or leadership skills. He's just simply reserved and annoyed by the unnecessary nuisances or nonsense. You see, we have to beware of the quiet ones or nice ones, for when you find something to tick them off, your choice is to run away or beg for mercy [but you might get none]. You might hear boss music if you challenge the quiet ones.
Originally, this story is gonna be called "Lincoln Can't Communicate" or "Lincoln Loud Doesn't Want to Communicate" [based on the manga/anime: "Komi-San Can't Communicate"] but I went on a different title for a reason. Lincoln doesn't have communication disorder unlike the one's in the manga/anime. But he's more like Shousuke, despise the unneeded talks. You can have your gossips and talks but never involve Lincoln, as they say it. He's also kinda based on another certain anime character from 'Classroom of the Elite' [Ayanokoji Kiyotaka]. But don't worry, Lincoln Loud wouldn't go as far as hide a body… I mean, the whole "You'll Never Find the Body" thing and class shootings wouldn't happen here… right? Lincoln?
The boy nods. Even he had a moral compass… one that is keeping him sane and intact. Overall, he's just adorable. They say that when you see something adorable, you'll go warning others to not let them face tragedy or you'll destroy everyone, the whole world before ending oneself. But we wouldn't go as far as plotting world ruination. And as for the mystery part… we don't really know how Lincoln became the "quiet kid". Whether something happened before or in his kindergarten or his previous grade levels… we don't know the cause of why he became the so-called "Quiet Kid". Now if you excuse me, I'll go untie myself… just kidding… I'm just sitting here relaxing and having some nice cup of Swiss Miss hot cocoa.
"If anyone hurts Mr. PiroBal… I can assure you by night, not one eye will find the body… nor they'll see me coming", Lincoln said. Now I'm scared… not for me… but for you fellow readers and authors. Man, we both broke too many 4th walls. That's like 16 walls or 64 layers of walls.
-Prologue End-
AN: Now this is just the introduction chapter, and as you see… the story is quite comedic with some themes that are PG-13. In this AU, Lincoln Loud is what you call "The Quiet Kid" or "Quiet One" and as meme, cliche or dubbed before, "Beware of the Quiet Ones"… which is a sub-genre of "Beware of the Nicest Ones". Meaning Lincoln is reserved and clam… but tick him off and "they'll never find a body". As such, the bullies in the Canon Continuity will be dealt with in this AU [Sorry to RonnieColn fans. I'm a RonnieColn or SidColn or SidNieColn fan myself but in this AU, Lincoln will not tolerate what happened in "Heavy Meddle"… but no worries… there will be RonnieColn moments. It's destined to happen because of Lori and Bobby's intervention… eventually].
I'd like to invite MKM2K for a joint partnership for this one. I hope he'll agree to help me on this. This will be posted in FanFiction [I'm not permanently back], Wattpad [just in case], and Deviantart.
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this new project that I've done. Thank you for reading. Any questions will be answered in PM if available. Please leave a like, follow, review. And as always: God Bless, Stay Safe and Peace be with you/Shalom Aleichem!