Here's a fanfic where I focus on the boys of To Love Ru, and by boys, I mean under utilized characters, and keep it more "grounded" so the more super powered characters will not be as prevalent in the story as they'd solve half of the plot fast, anyone who plays video games will probably realize what I'm doing with this fic, anyways read it and enjoy.
The Trouble 4
Part 1: Yuu Kotegawa
Chapter 1: The busted phone line
It's currently winter.
My cute baby sister's in her third year and still hasn't made a move on Yuuki.
And Akiho still refuses to give me any.
And by "any" I mean being allowed any chance to play with Maron.
He's so cute though!
So anyways, it's her birthday soon and I got the perfect gift for her (dog).
She'll love it!
I was about to go home, when I heard a faint scream.
"Hey babe, I love how short your skirt is. It's the dead of winter, who you spreading your legs for?"
"Get away from me you creepo." It was a blonde girl, she's cute, oh well, time to play hero.
"You think you can lay off her?" I asked the creepo. What's his deal anyway, he looks really familiar.
The guy turns to me, and points it out, "I can't forget your face, and your fake blonde hair. You're the guy who stopped me and my bros from touching that cute girl and her ginger boyfriend!"
Oh I remember, it's the leader of the guys I beat up that one time. Wait...
"My hair's not fake."
"It kinda looks that way. Even the blonde's fading out." The thug's now pushing my buttons.
I hear a giggle, "The creepo does have a point. Are you a natural blonde?" Dammit I'm rescuing you.
Anyways, I decided, no one insults the dye, I mean natural hair of mine.
"Hey asshole, you wanna fight? I'll teach you what it's like to fight Yuu Kotegawa."
"Kooky- gawa?"
"Dammit, I'm not Yui. This routine won't work against me. Feel the wrath of my punch and my kick!"
"Kyah. That barely hurt but I still feel pain." Yuu 2:Creepo 0.
The creep falls flat on the floor, some kind of liquid falling from his pants after. That stinks, I'm gonna be sick, gotta quickly cover my nose, and ask if she's alright.
I reach my hand to the damsel now that her harasser is down, "You alright?"
"Thank you my dear old saviour, come here and I'll give you a kiss on the cheek." The girl I rescued tells me. Oh I'm in for a treat.
I lean in, and then I get "boo".
"Haha just kidding".
I regret rescuing her.
The damsel and I are currently walking when I decided to ask, "Hey what's your name anyway?"
"Well Kotegawa, I'm Risa Momioka, and you're Yui's bro?"
Oh a friend of Yui, eh? Why didn't she tell me she was friends with a cutie like her? Sorry Akiho, but I can't help it.
"That I am, is she all 'shameless' at school too?" I gotta hear funny Yui stories.
"You don't know the whooooooooooole story. She's really hypocritical, going 'Yuuki-kun this', 'Yuuki-kun that', she needs to chill out." Momioka says.
I get half annoyed, but laugh too at her smack talk, "That's our little Yui! She's like that at home too, even the Yuuki denial."
"Yeah, makes me wonder why she doesn't just confess to him. That tsundere schtick only works for so long. At least just stop calling us shameless, when she's probably the most shameless of them all."
Yui, why do you not tell me you have such nice friends?
"Say, thanks for the rescue elder Kotegawa-"
"Call me Yuu."
"Thanks Yuu! To make up for it, and since Mio ditched me because apparently she'd rather be responsible, than lets go karaoke. You down to sing some?" The blonde former damsel asks me.
"I don't know, I was just gonna get some grub then go home, maybe call my girl-"
"I have free karaoke coupons."
"What's the holdup? The bus is gonna leave in 30 seconds."
Karaoke bar.
Sitting down.
Drinking a glass of whatever this concoction is.
"Hey Yuu, what's the hold up? Aren't you gonna sing with me?" Risa Momioka asks.
I don't have much experience singing. Akiho would rather go to work or party than go on a date with me, and when we do go out for dates, it's always less intimate boring stuff. I cannot just sing, but, fuck it, if I'm singing, then.
"You're on!"
"Thought you'd say so. Whatcha gonna sing for me tonight?" She smiles.
Looking at the karaoke section, I see some random songs, but this one strikes my fancy. "I'll choose this one." Giving her the mic too.
"What's with the mic? You giving in? Thought you'd be a-"
I start pouring my heart out,
"Ah, I can't believe it
My love she has a darker side
She'll spread her wings, into the night
Clinging to any man that she can see"
Momioka's jaw drops down hard, and goes, "Wow, what kind of mushy song you trying to make me sing? Not like I'll sing," She sees it's her turn to sing, then immediately goes,
"This must be a mistake, I can't believe it
My love he has another baby"
And like all things, we go together.
"The neon city shines upon our rendezvous
Weaving a destiny, for only me and you
Is this a lie?
Truer than true
Some kind of joke?
Not funny
Our love is never gonna end"
So that Karaoke session was done. Enjoyed a lot, but damn I'm out of breath, I should really cut down on all those monsters.
"Thank you Yuu. That was a one-time only ticket from me. You'll have to do more to impress a young lady like me."
Well she's courteous, "Nah, you're the one who got the music. I realize that, hey you wanna pick up some food-"
"Dammit, I'm late to my daily Mio annoying. Gotta jet, thank you Blondegawa," Momioka quickly throws a random drink at my face, then 'jets'.
Ow, my face.
It was a can of monster.
Anyways, I'm hungry, and gonna probably chow down some fresh take out.
That food sucked. "achoo", and now I'm sick, "Oi Yui!", I'm home, I opened the door, to say hi to her.
"What onii-chan?", My adorable sister says, with a scowl on her face, because she knows I'm home.
Stop being cute, we know you love me.
"I'm sick, make me some soup,"
"Make it yourself you lazy good for nothing big brother", Yui stings.
"Oh come on Yui, don't I make you soup?"
"You also let a man in my room."
"I didn't tell him to barge right in your door." I rebutted.
Yui just looks at her phone, then just says, "I'm still not cooking you soup, and as of right now, I'm going to a classmates house, because I need to do a group project."
"Oh, pullin' moves on the Yuuki boy are ya?" Proud of you man.
"No, I'm working with a girl. The teacher had to make me work with her and her shameless friend." Way to be a buzzkill Yui.
"Now if you stop whining, I'll make soup aft-"
"Meow"
"Did I just heat a cat?"
Yui seems kinda sus, "No, no onii-chan, it was just me hiccuping. You know me, I love cats, they're so fluffy and have their toe beans-"
"Meow"
"See I did it again, hahaha. Meow, meow, meow. Now I'm going, bye bye!"
She definitely has a cat.
What is soup?
Anyways, I decided to call Akiho, because she's so precious, and if a random high schooler can wheel in on a girl, so can I.
Time to get my phone.
Time to find her name on my contacts.
Why are flip-phones so annoying to navigate?
Ah there we are, Akiho Sairenji!
Time to press call.
"We're sorry, the number is currently out of service."
That can't be right.
"We're still sorry, the number still currently is out of service."
I have to check, I just talked to her earlier today.
"Can you not take a hint? The number is out of service."
Seriously what is this?
"Stop calling, or I will have you maimed."
Ahhhhhhhhhh, the horror.
At the Sairenji residence.
"Hey onee-chan, I'm having dinner at Lala's. I have to do a group thing with her, so don't wait up."
"What was that Haruna? Sorry I'm trying to call mom and dad, but the line's not going through.
"Oh that? The news said there's an outage, so every line is out of service."
Akiho hangs up, "Oh, you're so smart Haruna-chan, have fun!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In my fit of rage, I decided to go out to cool my head. And by cool my head, I mean go bother Yui.
Wherever she went.
Alright this is my first To Love-Ru fic, and my first fic in almost 10 years, I got an editor this time around as I realize that's important for coherency. Anyways, please leave feedback about this fic so I can improve/get ideas.
Also keep in note, center aligned paragraphs indicate third person POVs as this fanfic primarily uses first person POV, so a center alignment is an indicator.