NOTE: Episode 1 will remain the same as canon.

Chris: (Recapping last episode.) "Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, 13 new competitors were blown away by this year's challenges! They were treated to an early morning swim, said hello to the island's wildlife, and did some totem surfing. Explosive! In the end, Staci's team got so really sick of her non-stop tall tales that they sent her packing, Hurl Of Shame-style! Who'll go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the morning, as we go to the Toxic Rat's cabin, with Dawn talking to a blue bird.)

Dawn: "What's that? Really? Oh, no!"

Dakota: (Covering her ears, & trying to sleep.) "Will you please keep it down?! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep! If I don't get it, then I'll lose it."

Dawn: (Ignoring Dakota.) "Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love."

Dakota: "Who told you that? My therapist?"

Dawn: "I see people's auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours."

Dakota: (Growls) "Oh, go eat a damn worm!" (Covers the pillow on her face.)

(The bird then gets a worm out of it's mouth to Dawn.)

Dawn: "Ah, no thanks."

(We then cut to the boys' room of the cabin. Then they all wake up as they saw Scott covered in dirt & scratched up.)

Sam: "Hey, man, what's with all the dirt?"

Scott: (Panting.) "Oh, uh.. I just had an early morning make-out session. With one of the honeys."

Lightning: (Runs by.) "Sha-doozy! Which one?"

Scott: (Thinks.) "Uh.."

(We then cut to see that Scott was actually chased by a mutated beaver. As he runs away screaming.)

(We then cut back to the boys' room.)

Scott: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

Sam: "Wait a minute, you kissed a gentlemen?!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Alright, I was out looking for that hidden immunity item, not that they need to know. It's all a part of my strategy. Let my team lose, so that the Maggots develop a false sense of security, before I pick 'em off." (Hears a knock on the door.) "Occupied!" (Then he sees the beaver again, as he screams in fear.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to the girls room of the Maggots' cabin, with Anne Maria blowing her hair, & Zoey walks to her.)

Zoey: "Hey! How'd you'd sneak that in?"

Anne Maria: "Easy, I stuck it in my pouf!" (Sprays her hair, as Zoey coughs in disgust.)

(We then cut to the boys room of the Maggots' cabin, where Mike is seen sleeping, & gasps.)

Chester: "These young whippersnappers with all their jammerin' and tomfoolery." (Gasps & turns back to Mike.)

Mike: "C'mon, Chester, keep it down." (Gasps again.)

Chester: "Fine.. For now.."

(We then see Cameron hiding in his sleeping bag, looking at Mike.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron: "I had a hard time falling asleep. It was my first night outside my bubble. But, finally I recreated it with my sleeping bag. I was out like that. What an adventure!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to Brick running outside.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: "As the only soldier here with any military training, I've definitely got a winning edge. My biggest competition is probably Jo. Yeah, good thing we're on the same team. Like my drill sergeant always says, 'Keep your enemies close and your rivals closer.' Uh.. Wait, I did that wrong.. 'Keep your family close and your enemy at arm's length!' Wait, no-no-no, hold on.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Brick is still running, until we see Jo running the other way, they both run to the background of the cabins, as they both crash into each other. With a mutated rat enjoying it.)

Jo: "Just did my morning 5K run, you?"

Brick: "8K."

Jo: (Gets up.) "I mean, I didn an 8K warm-up, then 5K at a full sprint."

Brick: (Runs to Jo & glares at her.) "My entire run was uphill."

Jo: "Yeah, uphill with my eyes shut."

Brick: "I ran backward with ear plugs!"

Jo: "Why ear plugs?"

Brick: "I don't know!"

Jo: (Rolls her eyes.) "Team Maggot is lucky to have us. We won the challenge yesterday. We'll carry them all the way to victory!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: "I'll carry them to victory. Just being 'nice' so that aptly named clump of cadet-meat will be loyal. But when the time comes.." (Breaks the stick.) "OW! Splinter! You little piece of-"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then see a horn was blown on the mic, as it knocked a seagull down.)

Chris: "Up & at 'em, my little morning glories! It's time for today's challenge!"

(We then see all of the contestants lined up.)

Lightning: "What?! But Lightning hasn't had his DPA!"

(Everyone looks awkwardly at him.)

Sam: "Huh?"

Lightning: "Daily Protein Allotment, duh!"

Dakota: "And I haven't had enough beauty sleep today."

Sam: "C'mon, you look-" (Dakota puts off her sunglasses, revealing that her eyes were really tired.) "Great sons of orion!"

Chris: "You can catch up on your sleep, after the challenge. Right this way to the Bay of Dismay!"

(The contestants groan in disappointment.)

Dakota: (Gets her phone out.) "Hey, It's me. We're going to some bay-" (Chris snatches her phone away with a magnet.) "HEY!"

(Sam is seen playing his GameGuy, until Chris snatches it away as well.)

Chris: "Contraband! Now It's mine. Confiscators-keepers! C'mon! Your humilation awaits."

(We then cut to the contestants walking their way to the challenge.)

Zoey: "Bay of Dismay? That reminds me of those fight sites in Total Warriors 2."

Mike: (to Zoey) "Do you like action movies? If you like The Ultimate Kickboxer, I'll have to marry you"

(Zoey smiles cutely at him, Sam walks up to Dakota nervously)

Sam: "Um, hi Dakota, I'm sorry I said a while ago, I got carried away by your nostrils."

(Dakota gives him a strange look.)

CONFESSIONAL

Sam: "Nostrils? Nostrils?!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL

Dakota: "Thanks, I like your... um, I'll tell you later!"

(Dakota walks away leaving Sam sighing heavily)

Cameron: (to Jo) "I hope the next challenge is not a physical challenge, I prefer a little more academic."

Jo: (sarcastically) "I bet so, chopsticks, I'm surprised your little neck supports that giant head."

Cameron: "My greatest strength is in my mind."

Jo: "Well you're crazy if you think to win Total Drama without physical strength, now get away from me!"

(Cameron looks down disappointed)

Anne Maria: (To B) "What do you think the challenge is going to be?"

(B thinks without saying anything)

Anne Maria: "You don't talk much, do you?"

CONFESSIONAL

(B shrugs)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We are now in a bay near the beach, where the water was Chris on a platform, and the teams were on some raised bleachers in the water, The Rats on the left and The Maggots on the right.)

Chris: (in his ADD outfit.) "Welcome to the meet you trivia contest! Is everyone comfortable and well-fitting?"

Scott: (trying on his harness.) "Too tight, it's cutting into my shoulders!"

Chris: "Yeah, that's because they're child harnesses (laughs) I'm going to ask each of you personal questions, and I mean humiliating, if the person I'm talking about presses the miswired button and confesses their humiliation before they time runs out, your team gets a point, the team with the most points at the end wins, but... if no one confesses (pulls out a button.) this happens..."

(Chris presses the button and the Maggots' platform sinks into the water, inside the water the whole team was holding their breath, Cameron looked around and started screaming when he saw a shark with human eyes with legs and arms licking his lips while looking at them maliciously, the shark growled and Cameron waved his arms as he and the other members of the team screamed, but before they were attacked, the platform rose back to the surface and they began to spit out the water they had swallowed.)

Mike: (scared) "There's some kind of two-legged monster shark down there!"

Chris: "You mean Fang?" (Chuckles.) "Yeah, it turns out toxic waste can mess with underwater stuff too. Who know?" (The screen showed a regular shark sitting in a barrel while drinking from a teacup, and suddenly the screen flickered white and put Fang's image in its place.)

Scott: (whispering to Lightning.) "Better them than us..."

Chris: "Anyway, if a team is wet, their opponents can guess which wet team is at fault, if they hit they win a point, if they miss this happens..." (He pressed the button again and this time the Rats platform sank, underwater, Fang was putting on a napkin to eat and when he saw The Rats he started growling at them and the team screamed, then Chris went back to take them to the surface.) "Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game (pulling out a flash card.) The Rats, listen carefully (pointing back to the screen.) who did this on the first and only date they've ever been on?"

(The screen showed a question mark and a fart sound was heard, The Maggots as well as The Rats began to laugh, all except Sam, who blushed with embarrassment.)

Sam: (embarrassed) "Where did you get that?" (he pressed the button and a shock was received, the score changed from 1 to 0 for The Rats, who laughed at the player, except for Dawn and Dakota, the latter looking at Sam with pity.)

Chris: (addressing the Maggots) "Who peed on their first and last day of school?"

Mike: (surprised) "Oh, one of us in a wet pants?"

(Jo noticed that Brick started to blush and assumed it was him)

Jo: (To Brick) "He who sweats it wets it (crossing arms) team before pride, maggot!"

(Brick embarrassedly pressed the button and was greeted by a shock.)

Brick: (embarrassed) "Okay, it was me!"

(The Rats started laughing at him)

Chris: "And it's one on one!" (the score on the screen changes to 1 to 1, the Maggots start cheering, Zoey looks at Brick who was hiding in embarrassment.)

Zoey: "Thank you so much, Brick, I know that was hard."

Brick: (still embarrassed) "Umm, thanks..."

Chris: (to the Rats) "Who's first name is...Beverly?"

Brick: "That's not really an embarrassing question, what girl would mind if her first name was Beverly?"

(The Rats girls are shown, Dawn looking around and Dakota checking himself in his pocket mirror, but B looks embarrassed and suddenly presses the button gaining a shock, and raises his arm in embarrassment.)

Chris: "Right...Beverly, The Rats get a point even though I would have expected a verbal response."

Dawn: "But B never talks (pointing at him) just look at his aura" (B shrugs)

Chris: "I don't care, (pulling out the button again) so as a quick punishment..."

(Chris presses the button and The Rats dive back into the water, Scott looks around until Fang arrives and opens his mouth, eating him as the team returns to the surface, suddenly Scott, still alive, opens Fang's mouth)

Scott: "WAIT FOR ME!" (comes out of Fang's mouth and swims back to the surface and Fang glares at him)

CONFESSIONALS:

Scott: (checking his butt in pain until he notices something) "What the hell? (pulls out a Fang tooth stuck in his butt) A shark tooth?"

(Fang is checking in a hand mirror and looks at his knocked out tooth, then growls angrily as he snaps the mirror in two.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Scott started to climb back onto his seat platform and put his harness back on.)

Scott: (angry) "Thanks for letting me down there, team, (starts to unbuckle his harness) I think you can win this silly challenge without me"

Anne Maria: "If he doesn't play, neither will I" (starts to unbuckle his harness)

Sam: (embarrassed) "Umm, since I've been humiliated can I go?"

Chris: (frustrated) "Okay, calm down everyone!"

Mike: (unbuckling his harness and getting up from his seat) "I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop, it's not like I have any secrets to hide." (laughs nervously until Jo hits him on the head)

Jo: (annoyed) "Sit down silly, I'm not going to lose this game!"

Zoey: (concerned) "Take it easy!"

Chris: (even more frustrated) "Here I am the host, I say when the challenge ends!"

Scott: "Whatever, I'm out of here!" (He tried to get out but Lightning stopped him)

Lightning: "Not until we win!" (pushes him back to his seat)

Dakota: (calling on her phone) "Hi, it's me (Fang came out of the water and bit a part of the Maggots' platform, scaring them.) Yeah, I'm using my backup phone."

Anne Maria (fighting with Jo) "Don't tell me what to do!"

Brick: (asking Chris) "Permission to make a tactical retreat sir!"

Jo: (annoyed) "I'm fed up, this team sucks!"

Anne Maria: "Don't mess with my hairspray!"

Chris (annoyed): "Okay... SILENCE! (Looking at his watch) Thanks to that pathetic fight we don't have time to finish this challenge anymore, happy? (Both teams nod) Very good, because it's time for a new challenge from which there is no escape, meanwhile..."

(Chris presses the button and both teams dive back into the water.)

(Commercial break.)

(Then we cut to the teams walking in the woods for their next challenge)

Cameron: "It's great that the challenge is over, I didn't want a secret of mine to be revealed"

Jo: "Let me guess, who still needs diapers?"

Cameron: (shocked) "I haven't worn diapers since I was eleven years old!"

(Jo and Anne Maria laughed at him, Brick walked over to him)

Brick: (whispering) "The challenge is over, soldier, you don't need to be embarrassed anymore"

Jo: "No, go on, or does mommy's baby need her bottle?"

Cameron (indignant): "Hey, I have the same right to be here as you, I'll show you in the challenge (I glare at her) you'll see..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Cameron (sucking his thumb): "Why did I say that?!" (He continued sucking his thumb)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sam: (standing next to Dakota.) "This is the longest time I haven't played a video game (looking at his hands) my hand feels weird"

Dakota: "Chris is an idiot (pulls out his wet phone) he could text 600 texts right now!"

Sam: "Wow, we have a lot in common."

Dakota: "Why would you say something like that to me?!"

Sam: (concerned) "NO, NO, I meant the technology outburst, believe me, after that we have nothing in common"

Dakota: (smiling) "Aww, thanks!" (Sam smiled fondly at him)

(Scott was walking next to Lightning and was watching the previous scene)

Scott: (to Lightning) "Chris should have messed up our team, he took Sam and Dakota out of their lucky devices, right before the game started."

Lightning: "Wow, Dude, this sucks!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Lightning: "Man, Chris should have put Lightning on a team of one, Lightning is always used to leading his team to victory, but at least those chumps on the football team can keep up with me, not like that bunch of losers."

Scott: "It seems that Sam and Dakota are talking a lot, a friendship or even a relationship leads to an alliance, and an alliance between those two can really screw up my strategy, so I have to get rid of one of them immediately!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Then we cut to the campers standing in a large mud field where there was an obstacle course platform, Chris called from afar.)

Chris: "Welcome participants, get ready for the Mad Skills obstacle course! (Approaches the first obstacle with a giant boot) The race begins with the KickStarter, forget the coffee, if this baby does not start them nothing will (then we go to a big run with a lot of cannons up and down) Then it's the cannonball race against the clock (then we go to some rolling logs while a wrecking ball swings nearby) Then it's my favorite, great play with a destroying ball (then we pass a high part with several separate platforms) Then it's the big catwalk (shown below was a pair of mutant beavers with spikes similar to the one that attacked Scott, while they bit the stick that held the platforms ) With some rabid mutant beavers (then we go to some giant red balls bouncing) Then it will be the bouncing Double-Trouble (Then we go to the final part where the road ended where there was a big guan ahead baseball tee with a bunch of bats around it) And finally the Grand Slam, where they will swing on ropes towards a big baseball glove while avoiding the deadly big bats (a red bird flies up and collides with one of the bats and falls) No brainer, and as you will remember the team to win the first challenge would have a great advantage."

Zoey: "But there was no winner."

Chris: "Yeah, don't remind me, the advantage would be that the losers would wear fancy glasses in the challenge, (Chef shows up with a box full of green glasses similar to Harold's) but since we never finished that challenge, I decided everyone has to use them!" (laughs)

(Jo picks up one of the glasses and puts them on, and it's clearly all blurry on them)

Jo: "Hey, what's up with grandpa's glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these"

Chris: "Goggles won't make part two easy or attractive, but it can be done...in theory. (teams sigh in annoyance) Competitors, take your positions!"

(We cut to all the competitors of each team in their respective positions)

Chris: "We start on the Kickstarter with Lightning vs. Anne Maria, then it's Dawn and Brick in the cannonballs, Scott vs. Jo in the wrecking ball, B and Zoey on the catwalk, Mike and Sam in the Double-Trouble, and finally It will be Dakota vs. Cameron at the Grand Slam, whoever gets to the glove first wins for their entire team, the losing team eliminates someone tonight, and since it's a relay race they need to pass something...your pets, oh intern! (An intern wearing rubber gloves holding two dog kennels growled and approached Lightning and Anne Maria who looked concerned.) The Rats receive a toxic rat, (the intern gives Lightning a six-legged hairless rat) AND The Maggots receive a maggot mutant." (the intern gives Anne Maria a giant green worm drooling slime, much to her annoyance)

Anne Maria: (disgusted) "Eww, is that?"

Chris: "And run!" (pulls out a horn and sounds it)

(Lightning is suddenly kicked by the giant boot and falls into the mud)

Chris: "Lightning receives a painful KickStarter, (the rat that Lightning was holding starts to bite him) and Anne Maria takes the lead!" (Anne Maria went from platform to platform and reached Brick)

Anne Maria: "Here!" (hands Brick the worm and smears it all over his face)

Brick: "Ma'am, yes ma'am!" (starts to run)

Anne Maria:(walking blindly) "Oh yeah, I've got it under control (suddenly falls off the platform and gets all muddy, groaning in disgust) Great, my hair is dirty!"

(Brick runs towards the obstacle but collides with the post)

Brick: (disoriented) "What?! (Continues to run and bumps into the pole)

(Lightning goes back to the platform and starts running and jumping holding the rat like some kind of football and reaches Dawn.)

Lightning: "Sha-yeah! (hands Dawn the rat) Here, creepy girl, run!" (Dawn starts running)

(As Brick kept bumping into the post, Dawn headed for the cannons)

Chris: "The Rats take the lead again! (Dawn stops scared by the cannons in front of her) Or maybe not!"

Dawn: (concerned) "Does anyone want to change? (The rat I was holding starts pointing at the cannons while screeching) What's that? Duck now?" (A cannon fires a cannonball and Dawn manages to duck and avoid it, but the bullet ends up hitting Brick in the face causing him to fall to the ground.)

(Chef and Chris laughed as they watched Brick beat up on a TV while sitting on couches.)

(Dawn passes the cannons and goes to Scott and gives him the rat while resting.)

Scott: (whispering) "Great, we're in the lead, alright! (starts to move on the logs slowly) Now let's go slow, slow and sure (to the rat) right, buddy?" (The rat bites his chin and screams in pain and is suddenly hit by a wrecking ball, knocking him to B.)

Jo: (angry) "Come on, maggot, faster!"

Brick: (sliding on the ground holding the worm) "Here's your cat..." (Jo grabs the maggot and starts running)

(Back with The Rats, B was waiting for Scott to give him the rat, beckoning.)

Scott: (petting the rat) "Who's my good freak? Who's my good freak? Oh yes you are, Uncle Scotty kept you safe little one (He picks up on B's sign) What, Do you want this? Why didn't you say so earlier, Beverly?"

(B got mad for calling him that and takes the rat from him, then looks how high and far each platform is and places the rat in his jacket pocket, starts jumping off the platform one by one, until he lands on the one was being bitten by the beavers, and suddenly the platform B was on toppled over and he fell into the mud and then he saw the beavers growling at him.)

(Back with The Maggots, Jo was carefully crossing the logs until another wrecking ball swung, but she managed to dodge it even got on it and used it as a booster.)

Jo: "Woohoo! (landes on the platform and walks over to Zoey and gives her the worm) Take it and go, come on, come on, come on!" (Zoey starts running)

(Back with B, he was about to be attacked by the beavers, until he started making a mud figure super fast and suddenly finished, making a mud figure of an attractive female beaver, the beavers that were about to attack him were enamored by their trap and began to hug the figure while waving their tails, B smiled and went to climb on the platform)

Chris: (over PA) "And in a surprise twist, B increases The Rats' lead."

Scott: (watching this from the platform.) "Oh come on!"

(Zoey jumped the platforms until she got to Mike and handed him the worm.)

Zoey: "Here!" (When Mike touched the worm, she smiled at him and he smiled back until the worm puked all over his face.)

Mike: "Okay, it's time for me to go! (Mike started running towards The Double-Trouble.) Okay Mike (starts talking to himself.) it's just a jump to several balls that you can't see, maybe you can't do it (Suddenly Mike gasped and started to crawl like a ballerina.) But yes Stevlana! (said in a woman's voice) The Olympic Queen of Gymnast!"

("Stevlana" started to jump on the balls one by one gracefully and reach the last platform and land gracefully.)

"Mike": "Stevlana is the queen! (suddenly panting again) How did I get here?"

Cameron: "Stevlana? Mike? What was that?"

Mike: (confused) "Stevlana? Oh no, that was me, Mike!" (laughed nervously and handed the worm to Cameron) take it!"

(B returns to the platform and approaches Sam.)

Sam: "That's it, B, give me that thing! (picks up the rat and starts heading for the balls) Here we go!" (He started to jump on the balls, but unlike "Mike", he rebounded abruptly and painfully until he landed on his face on the platform)

Dakota: (concerned) "Are you okay?"

Sam: (in pain) "Yes...I am"

(Cameron went to the edge and began to calculate the distance between himself and the glove)

Cameron: (counting on his fingers) "Velocity per mass along with wind speed...(suddenly the maggot bit his hand.) AHHH TAKE IT OFF ME!" (accidentally his foot gets caught in the rope and he swings and collides with several bats until he is left hanging on the rope still holding the maggot.)

Jo: (with the others watching the challenge.) "Come on, stick arms, stop being silly and win the challenge!"

Cameron: (hanging on the rope) "I'm trying!"

(Dakota walks to the edge and grabs the rope)

Dakota: (Looking at the camera) "Dakota fans, get ready for a big act!" (Swung until he reached the glove but only reached his feet on the edge and tried to get up so as not to fall)

Sam: (with his team watching the challenge) "Come on, hold on, you almost can!"

Lightning: "Come on, blondie, don't let us lose!"

Scott: (whispering) "Come on...fall down!"

Jo: "Hurry up, four eyes, they're catching up with us!"

(The rope Cameron was hanging on broke and he fell into the mud, with the maggo on him, Jo facepalm.)

Cameron: (sore) "This couldn't be worse.." (suddenly the worm vomits all over his face.)

(Dakota suddenly managed to increase her balance and fell face first into the glove.)

Chris: (over PA) "And the Rats win!"

(The Rats start to cheer and Dakota stands up holding the rat in the air.)

Dakota: (excitedly) "Yes, I did it!

Chris: (over PA) "And for The Rats here's the loot (Chef approached the Rats with a basket full of cleaning products.) McLean soap and conditioner, guaranteed to remove the stink"

Brick: (still disoriented) "Stink...?"

Chris: (over PA) "Maggots, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!"

(The Maggots started to groan as The Rats cheered again.)

Lightning: "Forget what I said, Lightning is on a winning team!"

(Dakota jumped from the glove to the grass, Sam got down to come and congratulate her)

Sam: (running towards her) "Dakota, you did it! (accidentally tripped over a rock and sent him and her falling into the mud, putting their faces very close to each other and blushing when they didn't notice) Umm, I'm sorry that's why-"

Dakota: (blushing) "Umm, it doesn't matter anyway." (she giggled as he and she looked at each other blushing)

(Jo walked over to Cameron who was still lying in the mud.)

Jo: "You disappoint me, maggot, and I mean you, four eyes."

CONFESSIONALS:

Cameron: "I lost, but it wasn't my fault, it was a bad calculation, but Jo shouldn't be so bossy, if she wasn't then I could have reached the glove, I hope others understand.."

Jo: "We lost, and it's Four Eyes' fault, not mine, if he wasn't so weak, he would have reached the glove, I hope the others listen to me to do it!"

Scott: (annoyed) "Damn, my plan is ruined! Now The Maggots won't be able to lower their confidence for the merge, and all because of Dakota, I was supposed her lose, but anyway, my plan is not totally ruined, I can keep them feeling a lack of security, and listen blondie, (with a vengeful look) now I'll be watching you.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Now we cut outside at The Maggots cabin, Jo was talking to Brick and Anne Maria who were sitting on the stairs.)

Jo: "Alright guys, Four Eyes has to go, he's too weak for the team"

Brick: "Wait, ma'am, Cameron may not have the greatest strength in the squad, but he is a great mind for challenges, let's give them a chance!"

Anne Maria: (applying hairspray) "I don't care who leaves, as long as it's not me."

Jo: "Come on, Captain WetPants, it's for the good of the team, so you vote for the weakling or let the team destroy itself."

Brick: (sighing) "Fine..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: (smiling) "So goodbye elimination, goodbye Four Eyes."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony, with the Mutant Maggots, Chris & Chef.)

Chris: "Welcome Mutant Maggots, to your first elimination ceremony! Ready? Everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser, but that's 1 marshmallow you do NOT want to eat." (Chef opens the Toxic Marshmallow of Loser-dom.) "To the votes! The following people are safe." (Tosses the regular marshmallows to the contestants that are safe.) "Mike, Zoey, Brick, & Anne Maria. Which leaves, Cameron & Jo!"

Cameron: (Sighs in defeat.)

Jo: "Huh?!"

Chris: "And the marshmallow of loserdom goes to.." (The camera pans to Cameron & Jo both looking nervous, until Chris announces..) "Neither of you! It's a tie!"

(The contestants gasp in shock.)

Cameron: "Wait! I got 3 too?!" (Looks at Brick.) "Brick!"

Brick: (Frowns in defeat.) "I'm very sorry, cadet."

Chris: "For your tie-breaker challenge tonight. You have to do 1000 push-ups!"

(Cameron & Jo gasp in shock.)

Chris: "Yep! You heard me! 1000! Whoever reaches that amount of push-ups will be safe. And... Go!" (Blows the air-horn.)

(Cameron & Jo both started to do their push-ups together, & counting.)

(We then cut to an hour later, where Cameron & Jo are struggling to do their last push-up to be safe.)

Zoey: "Come on, Cam!"

Mike: "You can do this!"

Anne Maria: "Beat 4-eyes, Jo!"

Chris: (Yawns.) "C'mon people! We're running out of time!"

(Cameron & Jo are still struggling to do one more, because both of them were tired by doing 999. Until Jo does her last push-up.)

Jo: "1000!" (Stands up, breathes heavily, cheers weakly, & passes out. While Mike, Zoey & Brick all look sad at Cameron.)

Chris: "Sorry, Cameron. You lost the tie-breaker, Hurl of Shame is yours! Also, you get the Toxic Marshmallow!"

(Chef throws the Toxic Marshmallow at Cameron, but he missed it. As Cameron sighs in relief.)

(We then cut to the Hurl of Shame with Cameron in it.)

Chris: "Any final words you'd like to say before you take the Hurl of Shame Cameron?"

Cameron: "Tell my teammates I'm sorry for blowing the challenges today."

Chris: "I will." (Chef pulls the lever, as Cameron flies away screaming.) "2 hurls down, 11 to go! Who'll be eliminated next? Tune in and find out next time, on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(End credits.)

Sorry Cameron fans, but his run ends here.. Or does it end here?
And Dakota will NOT become permanently mutated or become an intern in this version!
Stay tuned for episode 3!
Votes:
Cameron - Anne Maria, Brick, Jo.
Jo - Cameron, Mike, Zoey.

Credit to The Riverian for being my new co-writer!