Chris: (Recaping last episode) "Previously on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, even though we knew our competitors came to win, they're all losers in one way or another, very big losers, which soon became literal, then the funny and then the hilarious (laughs) But in the end, The Mutant Maggots lost and there was a draw between Jo and Cameron, but in the end, Cameron lost the tiebreaker and he left. Bye bye.. I love my work, stay tuned because more things will explode, some competitors will throw up and some will try to get a partner, stay tuned because this is Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins outside on the island, near the dining room, where a mouse with a strangely large head comes out of a bush, then the wheeler looks up and sees an eagle about to attack him, and suddenly the mouse's eyes shine brightly. green and the eagle is taken by force and begins to levitate and hit the ground until it flies away, the mouse's eyes become normal and it enters the dining room through a hole in the door.)

(In the dining room, the competitors were eating at their respective tables on each team, Sam tastes some of his pottage in his bowl but soon spits it out.)

Sam: "Now I know why pottage rhymes with sabotage. (realizes he spit in Scott's face) Oh, sorry, dude." (gets hit by Scott's bowl)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott (sharpening a stick with Fang's tooth): "I grew up on a farm (pulls out a big clod of dirt) so I always eat a little bit of dirt so I never get hungry." (eats the clod and chews it then he smiles, but his teeth break instantly.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Jo and Brick were having a competition of who could finish their plate the fastest, all was going well until Brick swallowed his spoon and started choking.)

Jo: "Don't wet your pants, cadet!" (Punches Brick on the neck, causing him to eject the spoon)

Mike(talking to Zoey): "Yeah, I like waffles too-" (gets hit by Brick's spoon and gasps.)

Chester: "Damn kids! Back in my day we ate with our hands like decent people!"

Zoey: (laughing) "You're funny...unless you're not serious, right?"

CONFESSIONALS:

Mike: "Okay, I admit it, I have multiple personality disorder, I try to control them, but they never listen to me!"

Brick: "My team has had its first loss, but it doesn't matter that much, except that I vote for Cameron when he trusted me (sighs) I feel guilty and dishonored by myself (suddenly slams himself) Concentrate, soldier , the little one would say go ahead, win for him!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Mike gasps and goes back to being himself)

Jo: "Stop imitating the old man, it's not my style, (smiling at him.) but your character Stevlana, how do you achieve so much strength and precision?"

Mike: "Um, I mess up a lot in the mirror." (flexes his arm and laughs nervously.)

(While at The Rats table, Lightning was looking in his bowl.)

Lightning: "Come on, there must be some protein around here!"

(Lightning takes a spoonful but soon starts to cough and gets up from the table, Dawn walks over to him.)

Dawn: "Don't worry, I'll save you!"

(Dawn Hamlicks Lightning, and a beetle comes out of her mouth, Dawn takes it with interest)

Lightning: "Phew! That was close.. (looking at Dawn) Thanks creepy girl!"

Dawn: (confused) "Why? (puts the beetle in his hand and starts stroking it) you're now safe little one."

(The rat from the beginning stood on The Rats table, Dakota noticed him.)

Dakota: "Look, a cute rodent! I bet this one is harmless.." (tried to pet it but was shocked when the rat flashed its green eyes and started to levitate.)

(Several things are heard being destroyed outside the dining room and then everyone but Mike runs out screaming, Mike is soon knocked to the ground afterwards.)

Chris: (over PA) "Attention players, prepare to run to the great mount of tragedy, now!"

Jo: (to her team) "Maggots, go!" (The Maggots and The Rats started running towards the big mountain.)

(Then we cut to the two teams arriving at the mount exhausted.)

Sam: (tired) "Did we win?"

Chris: (with Chef in a jeep.) "Not yet, food for mutants, let's continue the challenge, his first challenge will be to climb Mount Tragedy, (Mount is shown which was very high and had several toxic barrels with spikes.) the first team to reach the top wins the first part, you can also use tools on the garbage pile. (next to it there was a big pile of scrap metal) Don't worry, this dump doesn't have dogs, it has a giant mutant beetle, (a monster comes out of the garbage giant beetle, the competitors cowered in fear) the big guy loves hoarding, in his mansion they can find useful objects that could help them climb.. (the beetle throws a toilet and the competitors duck to avoid it) Or not, whatever, the challenge starts now!" (Blows his air-horn.)

(Most of the competitors started to climb, Zoey climbed on a branch but it started to break)

Zoey: "Oh no!" (the branch breaks and before she falls, Mike grabs her hand and lifts her up) "Thanks!"

Mike: "You're welcome." (both smile at each other)

Jo: (to Mike and Zoey) "Move over, you lovebirds! (Notices Brick's presence) My parents built me a climbing wall."

Brick: "Awesome, I conquered the rock at junior sergeant camp, I dislocated my hip trying to get my wall climber badge, check this out!" (He starts to bend his hip but ends up dislocating his left arm, as he screams in pain)

Jo: "Great, and how much did you dislocate your arm?"

Brick: (in pain) "Just now..."

Lightning: (climbing) "Sha-yeah, Sha-doozy, Sha-Light..."

Scott: (annoyed) "Shut your mouth for once!"

Jo: "Bye bye sucker rats, get ready to lose to a girl again!"

Lightning: (confused) "Girl? What is he talking about?"

(Meanwhile, Anne Maria was on the floor looking at herself in a pocket mirror)

Chris: (to Anne Maria) Is any lady going to participate?

Anne Maria: "Pff, have you seen my nails? (Shows her nails) that's why I drive with my feet!"

(Meanwhile, Dawn is trying to climb the mountain and then sees Sam sliding down)

Sam: "And I'm totally done, good night everyone!"

Dawn: "Sam wait, I have a feeling that B has a plan."

(Meanwhile, Dawn is trying to climb the mountain and then sees Sam sliding down.)

Sam: "Cool, I hope it doesn't involve climbing!"

(Meanwhile, Scott is climbing and looks down and notices Dakota climbing the mountain, then he looks at some rocks nearby and decides to kick them towards her)

Scott: "Oops!"

(The stones collide with Dakota and she falls and also collides with Mike and Zoey, the three of them end up falling to the ground, with Mike falling on a rock near Anne Maria.)

(B was about to grab a barrel until the beetle blew a defensive fire blast at him.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Scott: "That blonde will pay for having broken my great strategy! We will have to lose today, and I will find the perfect excuse to get her kicked out of here."

Dakota: (with several bruises) "I realized that those stones came from that dirty farmer, it's not great, what the hell did I do to him?!"

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(B was about to grab a barrel until the beetle blew a defensive fire blast at him)

Sam: (frustrated) "Oh come on, fire too?! Are you *bleep*ing serious?!"

Dawn: "We need to calm her disturbed aura!"

(Dawn ran over to B who was shielding himself with a fridge door, then noticed a flute in the trash and pulled it out)

Sam: "Throw it to me, I have three of those at home and I play well (they throw the flute at him and he starts to play it to calm the beetle, but he did so badly that the beetle himself fired a burst of play at him) AHHH! (starts to play run) The console makes better music!"

(As Mike and Zoey got up, they noticed B dragging a barrel and starting to take small things out of the dumpster.)

Zoey: "The Rats have a plan, so do we!"

(Meanwhile, Lightning was about to reach the top of the mountain, Chef was on top next to some ice cubes, he was soon called over the radio)

Chris: (on radio) "You know what to do...freeze 'em."

Lightning: "Chef, make room for Lightning, Sha-bam! Sha-boom, Sha-!" (Chef threw an ice cube at him causing him to fall and collide with Scott, causing them both to fall down.)

(Anne Maria put on hairspray until someone called her.)

Jo: (to Anne Maria.) "Hey, helmet head, too bad they don't make spray style, you'd look good on that, wimp!"

(Anne Maria got so angry that she destroyed the lacquer she had with her hand)

Anne Maria: "What are you telling me, mother*bleep*er?!, oh this is war!" (Starts to climb the mountain, Chef throws a block of ice at her but she destroys it with her fist) "Come here, Blondie, you are going to pay very bad for this!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: As a leader I must take care of the weak links and take out their maximum power and use them to my advantage, hmm, leadership has its advantages."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "Quick! (Launches a grappling hook to the top and starts climbing.) Start climbing" (Mike grabs some bottle openers and starts using them to climb with Zoey.)

(Meanwhile the beetle was hitting Sam with a boxing glove.)

Sam: (being hit) "You can help me whenever you want!"

(Dawn looked at this from a distance while thinking and then something occurred to her, she took her pocket and took the beetle out of the dining room.)

Dawn: "Is that why you were so upset today? (reveals the beetle in her hand, the giant beetle stops hitting Sam and looks at the little beetle, it slithered on the ground and approached its "mother" who took it, and she patted it a few times, releasing a little burst of fire, and she and her son hid back in the dumpster.) "That was beautiful!"

(Meanwhile, B had finished his new work with the barrel, which one did he have...)

Sam: "A sofa, a lighter, baking soda, a broken chair leg? A giant beetle attacked me to gather this?!"

(B sits on the couch and motions for his team to join him, they shrug and sit next to him, with Scott simply grabbing a part of the couch, B joins the two battery cables and suddenly the sofa began to take off with all its crew inside.)

Lightning: "Sha-boom, dude!"

(Meanwhile, Jo made it to the top of the mountain and began to jump victoriously, until The Rats' couch came and they landed on Chef.)

Dawn: "You did it, B, we won the challenge!"

(The other rats started to cheer until Scott suddenly fell to the ground.)

Scott: (sore) "Ow.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Really? Beverly the explosives expert BitBox, must go! And very soon the blonde too!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Chris soon arrived in his jetpack.)

Chris: "Calm down, nurse, I say who wins...(Jo laughs confidently) The Rats, thanks to B!" (The Rats start cheering, as Scott growls) "See how I do better?"

Jo: "Wait a minute, I got here first, we win!"

Brick: (just arriving) "Did we win? Yes!" (he soon groans in pain from his dislocated arm)

Chris: "I said, first team to arrive, it looks like they're missing three members."

(Suddenly Anne Maria reached the top in anger and started running towards Jo threateningly.)

Anne Maria: "Die, you bitch!"

(Anne Maria tried to hit Jo, but she dodged causing her to end up hitting Brick, pushing him far away, and soon his arm got better.)

Brick: (looking at his arm) "Hey, it's fixed! Thank you very much, Anne-" (Then he fell off the cliff and hit many rocks before hitting the ground.) "My other arm!"

(Chris leans out and looks at the camera.)

Chris: "Which team is headed for a knockdown? Literally, find out after the break..."

Brick: (on the ground) "I also bit my tongue..."

(Commercial break.)

(Then we cut to a snowy weather where the teams were shivering with their respective flags, Chris arrived with a snowmobile and dressed for the weather)

Chris: "Hello ice players! Welcome to the second part of the challenge, capture the flag, to win you must knock down your enemy's structure (two structures are shown, a really poor snow shack and on the other side a big castle of ice) or capture the opposing team's flag and take it to their fort, to give them a demonstration of how they should do it, here is the classic Total Drama competitor...Harold!

(After announcing it, Harold came out of the snow castle)

Harold: "I finally get to show off my crazy skills to newcomers, check this out!" (He runs to the other fort but slips on the ice and lands on his face first.) "Ouch.."

Chris: (sarcastically) "Excellent demonstration, Harold. (to the teams) Now, since the rats won the first challenge, they can choose their fort."

Lightning: (shaking) "Sha-easy, c-c-castle..."

Scott: (holding the flag) "Nah, it must be a trick, pretty on the outside must be horrible on the inside, we'll pick the shack"

Sam: "I hope they have a fireplace."

(Then we cut to the team at the shack, and how it looked terrible on the outside too)

Sam: "Great, failure is consistent.."

(The team glare at Scott, and he smiles nervously.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: (nervous) "It's all part of the plan, is it hot in here?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we cut to the Maggots in the castle and they cheer because it looked so good)

Anne Maria: "What a bunch of losers! (high-fives Jo) The Maggots rule!"

Brick: (still with his dislocated arm) "Yes, this battle is ours! (Mike gives a high five but on his bad arm) Ow!"

Chris: (with a megaphone) "Now, you have to take down the enemy fort by throwing mystery balls at them with the shovel stuck in their fort!"

Scott: (testing the shovel) "Great, it's like that meatball pitcher at home."

Zoey: "Why are they called mystery balls?"

Chris: (answering him) "Because they deal higher damage, due to some surprises inside! (one of the snowballs started shaking.) They'll need a captain to command, the conquest starts now!"

Jo and Brick: "As team captain I think that... (both look at each other)

Jo: "Thumb Wrestling."

(They both started thumb wrestling, but Jo attacked Brick's thumb and won the fight.)

Brick: "I've never seen a woman so strong, ma'am...not even my mom."

CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: "Hmm, I guess Brick is so chivalrous, and that respect and obedience can also do what I tell him? Interesting.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Jo: "Brick, olgazana, Zoey, you attack the enemy, Mike and I will stay to protect the fort." (the mentioned ones went outside)

Mike: (holding Zoey's hand) "Be careful, I think Scott is crazy!"

Zoey: "Thanks for the warning, Mike."

CONFESSIONAL:

Zoey: "The guys at home are attractive, even though they're jerks with peanut IQ's (smiling) Mike is sweet and smart, I always thought sweet and smart guys were imaginary like unicorns or perfect hair."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Meanwhile at The Rats fort)

Scott: "I'm the captain, accept it, B, you, Dawn and I stay to defend, Lightning, Dakota and Sam capture the flag of the Maggots."

Dakota: (looking at him) "Because we should listen to you, you don't seem trustworthy."

Scott: (defending) "Nobody asked you, blonde, now go get that flag!"

Sam: "Umm, I think someone with better left foot timing should go..."

Chris: (honking horn) "Get started!"

Lightning: (running) "Let's do it!"

Sam: (running and annoyed) "Great, more running.."

(Then we cut to the sky, where the sun had risen causing some of the snow to start melting, Chris and Chef were now on some beach chairs and without their winter outfits)

Chris: "Hurry up, my ice melts, as do your forts when the sun gets higher!"

(Sam was running tiredly until he tripped and started to slide on the ice.)

Sam: (smiling) "Looks like Thunder will go faster than Lightning! (he walked over to Dakota and smiled at her, causing her to blush, then walked over to Lightning and looked at him) I'm not Thunder!"

(Sam suddenly stopped and the ice he was on started to crack and he fell into the freezing water, and after a few seconds now an ice cube came out inside, Chris and Chef laughed at this.)

Chris: (laughing) "It seems that no man's land is also no man's water."

Dakota: (shocked) "SAM!"

(Returned at The Rats fort)

Scott: (talking to Dawn) "No, I'm not going to listen to a silly snowball, I'm just going to throw it!"

(Meanwhile, B walks out of the hut and sees a large block of ice, then reaches into his jacket for some carving tools and starts carving the block of ice)

Dawn: "But it's full of negative energy!"

Scott: (picking up a snowball) "Me too." (Suddenly, the snowball he was holding exploded, leaving his head full of ollin and coughing.)

Dawn: (consoling him) "As a child you were not hugged enough."

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott (trembling with fear): "Okay, she must go too.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: "Pick at once!"

Dawn: (pointing) "That one!"

(Scott threw the snowball with the shovel and it landed right on the castle, dealing heavy damage.)

Scott: "It was pure luck."

(Meanwhile at The Maggots fort...)

Jo: "Come on people, they're attacking us!...(realizes that Anne Maria was spraying her hair) Hey, Spray Head, I told you to go there!"

Anne Maria: "It would mess up my hair." (then Jo thought of something and snatched the hairspray from her and tossing it away) "NOOO!" (To Jo.) This isn't over!" (running outside) Pathetic Jo sent me out!"

Jo: "Too easy."

Brick: "Snowball at two o'clock!" (a snowball passes over them)

Anne Maria: "Hey guys, wait!" (The ball fell into her hair but the ball was destroyed right away.)

Zoey: "Oh, we shouldn't..."

Brick: "I'm afraid we don't have a choice, soldier." (Runs towards Anne Maria and starts to push her and use her as a shield.)

Anne Maria: "Hey, stop pushing!"

Lightning: (Pulling Sam out of the water.) "Don't worry, dude, Lightning will get you out of there... after we win, of course."

(A snowball knocks Lightning unconscious, Dakota arrives and starts pushing Sam.)

Dakota: (panting) "I'm gonna get you out of here."

(Meanwhile, Scott and Dawn were throwing snowballs until a giant ball landed near them, and the giant beetle from earlier came out of it.)

Scott: "Woah! (pointing to Dawn) Remember her?! She organized your family reunion!"

(The little beetle on her mother waves at her and she waves back)

Scott: "Not us! (points to the castle) They!"

(The beetle and his son leave for the Maggots' fortress.)

Dawn: (impressed) "I didn't know you were a beetle charmer." (looks lovingly at Scott)

Scott: "Whatever.."

(Meanwhile, B put the now mirror-shaped block of ice on top of the fortress, and when the sun rayed down, it reflected off the block and came towards the Maggots' fortress, and it began to melt.)

Jo: "We're melting, Mike, do your Stevlana character!"

Mike: (nervous) "Um, I can't, my personals...I mean, my multiples...I mean..."

Jo: "Hey, the Russian ten-time champion!"

(Mike gasps and turns into Stevlana.)

Stevlana: "It's Stevlana!" (she jumped towards the shovel and launched herself towards the enemy's fort)

Jo: "Look for the flag, Stevlana!"

(Meanwhile, Brick and Zoey kept pushing Anne Maria.)

Anne Maria: "Just a few...(hit by a snowball) inches (hit by another) more" (then reaches for her hairspray and picks it up and kisses it and throws it away, until a snowball hits her and knock it down)

Stevlana: (flying over them) "Make way for Stevlana!"

(Stevlana crashed into The Rats' fortress, and her shirt had ripped and she suddenly gasped)

?: (hair back) "Hey, were you looking for this?!" (pushes Scott and grabs the Rats flag, as Brick, Zoey and Anne Maria enter the scene) Sorry losers, it's all mine"

Anne Maria: (looking at him sensually) "Oh yeah..."

Scott: "That's it, hand her over to us!" (He tries to remove the flag but it knocks him down)

Zoey: (taking "Mike's" hand) "Mike, let's go back to our fort!"

?: "Hey hey redhead, if you want to touch Vito you have to make a date!" (Zoey looks at him in shock)

Anne Maria: "I do like that..."

Brick: "Come on Mike, the play is over, you won Best Actor, now give me the flag"

Vito: "Yeah (flexing a muscle) on my tan corpse."

(He winks and Anne Maria gives him a sexy look)

Vito: "Let's fight!"

Scott: "Give me the flag!"

(Scott and Brick start arguing with Vito, causing a big fight, and Scott is sent out of the fortress and he looks at the state of the Maggots' fort.)

Scott: "Damn...(Jo was throwing snow at the melting castle, while fighting the beetle and her son) now what...? (Notices Dakota pushing Sam and seeing the mirror on top of the tower) Hmm.. (grabbing a snowball.) Too smart, B." (throws the snowball causing the mirror to tilt)

(The reflection of the sunbeam is redirected to the ice cube where Sam was inside and is reflected and reaches the tower of The Rats, and melts immediately and the mirror fell to the ground with everyone in shock, Sam now free falls to the ground.)

Scott: (Looking at B) "Nice magnifying glass, Beverly (points at him accusingly) That's sabotage!" (Everyone especially B is shocked at this)

Chris: "The Maggots win! And here is your reward.. (Chef smiles as he holds a tray full of cups of hot chocolate) McLean brand hot chocolate, warm up your services with heavenly chocolate."

(The Maggots cheer as B glares at Scott as he whistles innocently)

Lightning: (just getting up) "Uh? ...Hey, we have to win this!" (He runs but falls into the freezing water and comes out frozen in an ice cube.)

Sam: (Laughing at this) "Sha-bam."

Dakota: "I'm glad you woke up."

Sam: "I'm glad I woke up to something beautiful." (this makes Dakota blush.)

CONFESSIONALS:

Jo: "Today I accomplished two things, I won the challenge for the team and Brick will see his worst nightmare"

Mike: "Okay, have you seen Vito before? (sighs) Chester and Stevlana are hard to keep afloat, but Vito?! (sighs again) things went from the worst to the spectacular."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Then we cut to dusk, where Scott is outside the cabin with his teammates minus B sitting on the stairs, while Sam and Lightning are wearing blankets from being frozen.)

Scott: "I can't believe it, we lost for the second time, and Beverly is a failure!"

Sam: "Maybe he's not that kind of man, but apparently he seems to be one of those."

Scott: "How can you trust someone so mysterious, who doesn't even talk? (Sam thinks for a bit as Dakota glares at Scott, then he walks over and whispers to Dawn) he hates nature, you know? (Dawn stays in shock at this) I've read B's diary, he calls them failures (Lightning is shocked at this) I thought you should know..."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lightning: "B may have screwed up the challenge, but Sam messed with Lightning, time for Thunder to say Sha-bye! Hey, can someone write that down?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(As they walked to the elimination ceremony, Dakota walked over to Sam.)

Dakota: "Hey, don't trust Scott, I think he's evil, he threw me in the bush today."

Sam: (surprised) "Really?"

Dakota: "Yeah, he's not trustworthy at all, so I think we should protect each other, so...would you like to be in an alliance with me?"

(Sam blushed at this and after a few seconds he came back.)

Sam: "Okay!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Dakota: "An alliance not only makes me stay on screen more but I get to know him even more. (blushes as he says this) Um, I mean I get to stay here longer, yay!"

Scott: "I know what those two said about me, that blonde is getting smart with me, nobody does that with me, I guess she declared war on me, well guess what? (Gives a determined look) The war has just begun, and I'm going to win it."

Sam: "Now that I'm in an alliance with her, maybe I can conquer her! (he said with interest until he sighed) I think not.."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony with The Rats & Chris.)

Chris: "After another day of losing for the 2nd time, it all comes down to this." (Chef comes out with the hazmat suit.) "The following rats are safe." (Tosses the regular marshmallows to the contestants that are safe.) "Dawn, Dakota, Lightning, & Sam. Which leaves, Bev & Scott."

(B & Scott began to glare at each other.)

Chris: "So, the toxic marshmallow goes to.." (B & Scott continued to glare at each other, until Chris announces the name.) "B!"

(B looks in shock, & then frowns in defeat. Chef comes with the toxic marshmallow, & puts it on the ground. As B glares at Scott again.)

Chris: "Time for the Hurl of Shame, buddy!"

(B then frowns in defeat again, as we cut to him in the Hurl of Shame, with the rest of the rats watching him.)

Chris: "Any final words, Beverly? Any words at all?"

(B attempted to say a word, as the rest of contestants looked in surprise. He opens his mouth, but..)

Chris: "Times up!"

(B then looks in shock, as Chef pulls the lever, as B flies away screaming.)

Chris: "Come back for more mutants, mayhem and manipulation, next time on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(End credits.)

We all knew that was coming.. About B getting eliminated.. Sorry B fans.
Stay tuned for episode 4!

Votes:
B - Sam, Dawn, Scott

Scott - Dakota, B

Sam - Lightning