Chris (recap last episode): "Last time on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, 11 bumbling buffoons battled it out in a brutal banquet of bombast, why so many B words? Because veil or not, because B proved to be a great improviser. who scored big for his team, until his embittered teammate Scott sabotaged him and as a result, B was eliminated."

(We cut later shown to him at night with a candle.)

Chris: "And now this week's challenge is all about terror And everyone knows that terror is best served in the dark."

(Chris laughs evilly until he sees Chef in a peacock costume.)

Chris: "Chef!"

Chef: "You're out of vampire suits.."

Chris: (looking at camera) "It's pure terror, (pointing to Chef) other than that, right here at Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!" (laughs again)

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the middle of the night in Wawanakwa, where all the competitors were sleeping, Dawn was meditating in bed until a glow moth came to her.)

Dawn: (talking to her) "What's going on? ...evil lurking? ...Let me guess, Chris?"

(Suddenly a big horn is heard in both cabins.)

Chris: (outside) "RUN! Run for your lives!"

(All the campers run out of the cabin scared and pushing each other, until they line up and see Chris wearing earmuffs next to a female intern who stops honking.)

Chris: (removing earplugs) "Thank you intern! (Chef arrives pushing a TV screen displaying a map of the island with various symbols) Now, welcome to today's challenge!"

Brick: (shocked) "What, in the middle of the night?! When everything is so(shudders)...dark?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: "Ever since I was born, I've hated the dark. With those sounds and the Who's there?!" (He shudders and suddenly the light in the confessional goes out leaving it totally dark, Brick screams in fear but stays there.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "The challenge is a scavenger hunt for spooky memories, their destinations an enchanted forest, a terrifying pet cemetery and a terrifying cave, at each destination there will be clues. (points to question marks on the map), The first team to Arriving will have their clue, but be careful with the traps (points to some green skulls) this time I did go crazy with them, they will be penalized for each member they lose along the way."

Zoey: (nervous) "Um, what does the spider represent?" (points to a spider in the middle of the map.)

Chris: "Oh yeah, there's a giant mutant spider loose running around the island. (teams mutter in terror) There's no greater danger than fear itself, we'll talk soon...(horn sounds and both teams run into the woods , then looks at the intern.) go to work, you lazy!"

(Then we cut to the forest, where The Rats are the first to reach a tree with a speaker.)

Lightning: "Whoo, first ones!"

Chris: (over speaker) "Welcome to the enchanted forest! You can find your first clue at the base of this tree, (Lightning puts his hand in a hole but then screams in pain and Chris laughs) in a bear trap!"

(Lightning sticks out his hand now with a bear trap and clue in hand and walks over to Dawn.)

Lightning: "Here, creepy girl, read the clue."

Jo: (just arriving with his team) "Well, well, what do we have here?"

Lightning: "Hey, go find your own clue!"

Jo: (to her team) "Let the Rats keep their clue, I have a plan, follow me."

(Jo runs further into the woods with her team following her)

Mike: "Now what?"

Jo: "We'll hide and follow The Rats to the next memory (pointing to a bush with thorns) to that bush!"

(The Maggots get into the bush but they start to writhe in pain because of the little space and the thorns that there were, meanwhile The Rats are shown walking nearby)

Dawn: (reading the hint) "Find your memory in a knot, where he lives with a beast, follow polaris and travel north (to his team) Polaris is the north star!"

Scott: (pointing up) "The north star is over there (points ahead) and north leads this way, there's a way!"

(The Rats started running north, as they left, The Maggots came out of the bush, with thorns and scratches.)

Jo: "They're going north, walking!"

(The Maggots began to follow the same path as The Rats.)

Sam: "Find your memory in a knot? Hey Dawn, what did the middle part say? (realizes Dawn has disappeared) Dawn? (stops) Dawn?!"

Dakota: "Sam, what's wrong?!"

Scott: "What, we lost the weirdo?!"

Sam: (gulping) "We get penalized for every missing member, don't we?"

Lightning: "There's a crazy giant spider on the loose here, right?"

Scott: "We are looking for a memory in a knot."

Lightning: "Look, over there! (points to a tree that had a green knot and a red knot painted on it) There's the memory! I'm going for it!" (starts to climb the tree)

Dakota: "But what about Dawn?"

(When Lightning reached the top of the tree, he started looking until he saw a giant eye coming out of it, Lightning and his team screamed as three tentacles came out of the tree, one of them grabbed Lightning by the neck and started slapping him and poked an eye.)

Lightning: "Ouch, my eye!"

(The tentacles soon began to choke him.)

Sam: "Hey, I've seen this in Sea Creatures V, to fight a giant squid you have to duck, duck, jump and punch!"

Scott: (picking up a rock) "Or throw rocks at him!"

Sam: "Oh...well.."

(The three of them started to throw stones at him, but they ended up hitting Lightning, then the squid dropped him to the ground, the tentacles started to go to them.)

Sam: "Duck! (They duck) Duck! (They duck) Jump! (Jump) And punch! (He and Dakota hit but Scott ends up getting hit) No, you're not doing it right, Scott-" (Suddenly gets grabbed by a tentacle and the squid starts hitting it.)

Dakota: (shocked) "SAM! (picks up a rock) Don't mess with him, you big bully!" (Throws the stone right at the eye and the tentacles disappear, dropping Sam)

(Lightning takes the opportunity to climb the tree again and search the hole and finds a key.)

Lightning: "Got it!" (Suddenly he is caught in a spider's web and carried away, dropping the key)

(As Dakota checked on Sam, Scott looked at the key on the floor and picked it up.)

Scott: "Lottery!"

Sam: "Uh, what happened? (gets up) Lightning? Lightning?! LIGHTNING?!"

Scott: "I guess he's gone, just like the squid, and we have the key!"

Dakota: "But we lost two members."

Scott: "Yes, two terrible members in this game, come on, let's continue!"

Sam: "No, but..."

Scott: "As a player, I thought you would understand."

(Then the three of them notice The Maggots arriving and they start pretending they're not here.)

Sam: (pretending) "Um, let's go there, with our other members that we haven't lost at all!"

(The remaining three Rats walk away, then Brick notices the knots painted on the tree.)

Brick: "Look, the team colors!

Jo: "It must be a trap, we must send our most prepossible member."

Brick: (blaming Jo) "No one is prepossible"

Jo: (glaring at him) "Do you want to be nice? Or do you want to win? Go get that memory, maggot!"

Brick: "Right away, ma'am!" (Brick climbs the tree and goes into the hole, searching, and then comes out holding another key.)"I found the key, soldiers-" (Suddenly it falls from the tree and the key is on the ground)

Mike: "Nice work, Brick!"

CONFESSIONALS:

Zoey: "Mike is so sweet, his way of supporting others is sweet and friendly, but his way of getting into character is strange, but hey? Nobody is perfect!"

Mike: "Zoey? Oh, she's all I think about, at least when I'm in control!" (laughs but then sighs.)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Mike: "Hey, Zoey (bends down to grab the key but Zoey gets caught in a web and is carried away) do you think this key will work later in the challenge? (notices her absence) Zoey? Where's Zoey? (panics and starts looking everywhere) Zoey?! ZOEY?!"

Jo: "And we cancel the search and continue in the challenge."

Brick: "That's against the cadet code, never leave a soldier behind!"

Mike: (desperate) "ZOEY!"

Jo: "We didn't leave her behind, she abandoned us, it means she's missing (glares at him) Now continue the challenge, soldier!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: (pointing to a spider on his arm.) "Jo's like a bug, she always tries to get on my skin."(bug enters her skin and screams)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We now cut to The Rats running across an open field, at a slow pace.)

Sam: "Not that I don't like this relaxed pace, but shouldn't we go faster?"

Dakota: "Yeah, we should hurry up."

Scott: "Relax, I know what I'm doing."

CONFESSIONAL:

Scott: (carving a branch) "Today we're going to the last place we belong, another elimination ceremony for The Rats, and it's goodbye to Dakota, or Lightning, I can't make up my mind, I'm like a kid in a candy store, and I'm going to ...um, break them and stuff.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Sam: "Come on, let's get this over with, with two losses on our record, I have mind-blowing focus and energy to activate. (snatches the key from Scott) Check this out! (starts running faster) Rock! (jumps over a rock) Tree stump! (Jumps over a felled tree and then heads towards a field full of mounds of earth) Big mound of earth...!" (When he steps on the earth it explodes and sends it flying and when it lands on another it explodes too and so on successively)

(Dakota watched this in shock as Scott smirked, then The Maggots walk past them to a dusty Sam on the ground.)

Jo: (laughing) "Thanks for clearing the way!"

Mike: (concerned) "ZOEY!"

(Scott and Dakota walk up to Sam, and Scott takes the key from him)

Scott: "Thanks for helping them, man.."

Sam: "I think I can feel my own liver..."

(Then we cut to a pet cemetery in the woods, where The Maggots are the first to arrive.)

Chris: (over PA) "Welcome to the Wawanakwa Pet Cemetery!"

Jo: (to Brick) "We are the first, cadet. (pushes him) go for the track!"

(Brick opens a mini coffin and sees a piece of paper with various numbers written on it, with four crossed out in red: 6, 6, 18, 6.)

Brick: (concerned) "The three 6's aren't evil?"

Jo: "Let's split up and look for numbers!"

Brick: "Um, you mean search...alone?"

(Then we see Brick scared as he approaches a grave, but the floor of the grave falls and Brick falls into a hole..)

Brick: (scared) "It's so dark, help, I can't see!"

Jo: (approaching him) "Brick, take my hand" (offers him a hand and pulls him out of the hole.)

Brick: (panting) "It was so dark...I couldn't see and-"

Jo: (slapping him) "CONTROL IT AT ONCE!" (She, Mike and Anne realize that his crotch and pants were wet)

Brick: (lying) "I was wet in there and I slipped, um, I'm going to go dry off" (goes to dry off)

Jo: "I hope they don't take him away, though faith is dead weight anyway."

Anne Maria: "Hey! Brick may not be attractive but he's still a person."

Mike: "Yeah, your ruthless attitude sucks!"

Jo: "It's called a winning attitude, get used to it or get out of my way!"

Scott: "Find the memory...hide the memory...and lose the game (he's about to use the key until the coffin opens and reveals Fang smiling at him.) AHHH!" (closes the coffin and starts running with Fang chasing him.)

Sam: (looking at a well) "Hey, this grave smells like potato chips." (Scott walks over him and kicks him into the well)

(Scott saw a big hole and decided to jump over it, and when Fang passed by he tripped and fell into the hole.)

Dakota: (Approaching the pit where Sam fell) "Sam?"

Sam: "Dakota! Um, how's it going?"

Dakota: "Okay, I get you out of this pit?"

Sam: "Yes, it would be a great help"

(As Dakota was helping him up, Scott saw her from behind and smiled as he kicked her and she fell into the pit with Sam, then walked away whistling innocently.)

Dakota: "Eugh!"

Sam: "Well at least we're together."

(Meanwhile, an inmate with a bucket full of grease, approached the pit where they were, and threw kitchen grease at both of them.)

Dakota: "Ugh, rude!"

Sam: "Hey, I think this is attracting these giant worms" (some mutated worms approached and fell into the pit and started nibbling on them, both screaming in pain.)

(Chris watched this over a drink inside the camera room and laughed, with the other cameras showing the other competitors in the graveyard.)

Chris: (Looking at the camera.) "Who will get to the terrifying cave? And who will be caught first? Find out when we get back."

Sam: (on screen.) "This is agony..."

(Commercial Break.)

(Then we cut to Mike, who was up on a tree branch.)

Mike: "Zoey, where are you?!" (Suddenly the branch breaks and he falls, with the broken branch ripping off his shirt, and then he falls into a coffin)

Anne Maria: (approaching him) "Mike, I think I just found the souvenir! (points to the coffin it was in, which had "June 6, 1806" written on it) "June 6, 1806, I'm not good at algebra, but I think That's it. 6, 6, 18, 6."

(Mike gasps and turns into Vito.)

Vito: "Hey, who turned off the sun? How can I get a tan?"

Anne Maria: (excited) "OH, VITO!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Anne Maria: "Whenever he and I are alone he forgets the character of Mike, it's because he's crazy about me, and I don't blame him, just look at me, the tan, the hair, look at me.. I'M HOT!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: (looking at the grave) "6, 6, 18, 6, Anne Maria you found it!"

Anne Maria: "Yeah, and look, it's got a lock (looks at Jo) now who's the most important tool in the shed now?"

Jo: "Use the key at once!"

Anne Maria: "Okay! (pulls the key out of her chest) Don't drop your pants!"

(When Anne Maria inserted the key into the grave, she was thrown by a coffin that came out of the ground, Brick opened the coffin and was met with several lanterns.)

Brick: "Great, flashlights, they'll come in handy!" (takes the flashlights)

Jo: (Looking at Vito.) "You brawny hide the coffin so The Rats don't know where to look!"

(Vito nodded and buried the coffin again with a bang and then they left.)

(Meanwhile, Sam was watching while hiding in a tree and then it started making strange noises, much to Scott's annoyance causing him to slap him.)

Scott "What the hell are you doing?!"

Sam: "Um, I was using animal calls to let you know that the Maggot team found the memory there." (points to the grave)

Scott: (rolling his eyes) "Great.. (walking over there) And where is the blonde that is accompanying you?"

Sam: "He went to clean up!"

(Then we see Dakota cleaning up near a lake.)

Dakota: (cleaning herself) "Ugh, stupid grease, why doesn't it come off?"

(Meanwhile, a giant spider walks by near her.)

(Then we go back to the graveyard, where Sam heard Dakota's screams.)

Sam: "Did you hear that?! I think Dakota's in trouble!"

Scott: (near the grave) "We've already lost two, one won't make a difference"

Sam: "But watch out for-"

Scott: (inserting the key) "Hush, whiner, and be still!"

(Sam shrugs, and suddenly Scott is thrown out of the coffin, Sam smiles.)

Sam: "I tried to warn you!"

(Then we cut to Brick and Jo at the entrance of a cave.)

Chris: (in public address) "Welcome to the last place, enter in the dark and soon you will be in danger, good luck!"

Jo (grabbing a flashlight and entering the cave) "Back, wetpants cadet, I'll go in!"

Brick: (worried) "Where are Mike and Anne Maria?" (runs back)

(Jo uses the flashlight to illuminate the cave and sees in a cobweb a fake skeleton of an inmate with the clue on his shirt.)

Jo: "It's so hard to find good servants (takes the hint reads it) For better or worse, the hint is there to see... who wrote this? William Shakes..." (suddenly gets caught in the net of a spider covering his eyes.) "Hey, how dare you?!" (they take her away.)

(Brick runs back to the graveyard and finds Anne Maria and Vito kissing.)

Brick: "Guys, me and Jo found the cave, fast! (notices his smooch) That's not what I meant staying together.."

(Then the three enter the cave, with Anne Maria and Vito still kissing, Brick takes the fallen flashlight from Jo)

Brick: "Ho ho ho! (To both of them.) Come on, that's why we have to stick together! (when they don't answer, he raises his voice.) COULD YOU STOP NOW?! WE'RE IN TROUBLE!" (Both look at him angrily.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: "I've never raised my voice like that before, but whoever has to understand has to understand."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The three begin to walk into the cave.)

Anne Maria: "Let me know if you see a clue, Vito."

Vito: "Hey, what's a clue?"

Brick: "Look! (points to a skull with several hooks stuck in it and walks over) this must be the last memory! Huh?" (He is picked up by a spider vine and lifted to the ceiling, then he looks up and beholds a giant spider and screams, then the arachnid throws him into a web, which has all the competitors caught.)

Jo: (with blindfolded eyes) "Who got caught in the web now? Spray Head? Brick for Brains? Muscle Man?"

Brick: "It's me, the Brick for Brains."

Jo: "Wow, you lasted longer than I thought.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Brick: "That's the kindest thing Jo ever said to me (looking at the camera) Hey, I'll take anything you give me."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Meanwhile, Sam and Scott had arrived, the latter using the flashlight.)

Sam: (pointing to skull) "Look, next memory! (Points to web with others) Look, our teammates! (Points to spider) Look, a giant spider! Duh, this cave is so big my head is spinning (starts to walk towards the memory) it seems that I am somestimulating"

Scott: "Sam, not so fast! (walks but Anne Maria trips him on purpose, causing him to fall on top of Sam, and suddenly the spider's web covers them both.)

Sam: "Yeah, I'm really stimulating."

Anne Maria: (to Vito) "Go grab the hook and let's win this (he doesn't listen) well if you do you'll get more of this" (kisses him on the lips.)

Zoey: (seeing this in shock) "Get your lips off him!"

Vito: "Oh yeah, baby, let's do it!" (runs to the memory)

Anne Maria: (looking at Zoey) "I'm sorry, Red, but it seems that he only likes girls with class." (suddenly belches.)

Zoey: (confused) "But, Mike and I were supposed to be close."

Brick: (scared) "Um, Zoey? (sees the spider approaching them menacingly.) SPIDER!"

(Everyone in the web starts screaming.)

Zoey: "HELP!"

(Hearing Zoey's screams, Mike gasps and goes back to being himself.)

Mike: "Zoey, hold on, here I come!" (starts to go for her)

Anne Maria: "No, go for the hook, not the creep!"

Zoey: "Seriously, HELP!"

(As the spider started to get closer to her, Lightning started growling in anger until she broke free of the web and jumped at the spider and started hitting it)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lightning: "Lightning wasn't going to let his teammates get eaten by a spider, Sha-Lightning!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Mike was climbing the wall to save Zoey, but he started to slip.)

Mike: "No, it's too tall, I can't save her..." (Suddenly gasps and turns into Stevlana.)

Stevlana: "But Stevlana can save her even in her sleep!" (He climbed faster and jumped, jumping on Brick causing him to fall to the ground, then he got to Zoey.)

Zoey: "Oh Mike, you did it!"

Stevlana: "You're welcome (tries the web.) why is this web sticky?

Brick: "Don't worry guys, I'll come for you!"

Jo: "No, go for the hook!"

Brick: "I can't leave them here!"

Jo: "Either you move or I'll move you myself"

Brick: "But my code..."

Jo: "That's an order, soldier!"

Brick: "Ma'am, yes ma'am!" (takes the hook and sees a zip line and goes to it.)

(Meanwhile, Sam with Scott close behind him, walks towards the hook.)

Scott: "Sam, stop being a hero, we're trapped!"

Sam: "No, I already have it!" (takes the hook)

Lightning: (jumping onto the spider) "Stop bugging my sha-friends!"

Brick: (arriving at zipline) "Loaded and Listed!" (pulls himself on the hook and slides down)

Lightning: "Seriously, get lost! (Suddenly the spider fell, and also began to see a collapse in the cave.)

Scott: "Sam, quick!" (He and Sam slide down the zip line)

(When they left, they all fell to the ground coughing, with the cave collapsed.)

Mike: (back to normal) "What happened?"

(We see several giant eyes in the dark, as Brick and Sam and Scott climb down.)

(At the exit of the cave, Brick comes out of the cave and falls to the ground, along with Sam and Scott who fall on top of him.)

Scott: (sniffing) "Why do I smell like pee?"

Brick: (nervous) "Um, I don't smell anything"

Chris: (approaching them) "Wow, both teams made it to the finish line, some wetter than others."

Brick: (getting up) "Hey, that cave was leaking."

Chris: "Anyway, today's winning team is...The Rats!"

Brick: (surprised) "What?! Impossible, I got there first!

Chris: "Remember when I said stay together because there was a penalty for each member you lost, you lost four members, Sam only lost three, so therefore the Rats won this!"

Sam: "Yes!" (Scott growls at this)

Brick: "NO, I SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED MY OWN CODE!" (starts crying on the floor.)

Chris: "Very true..."

(Back in the cave, Lightning woke up coughing and then was shocked when she saw a ripped spider costume and also saw a dizzy Izzy who then started laughing.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lightning: Lightning knew from the beginning that he was someone in disguise after all, Lightning isn't afraid of spiders (shudders in fear) though now he's terrified of Izzy..."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(We cut to the elimination ceremony, with Chris & The Maggots.)

Chris: "Welcome Maggots to your second elimination ceremony, (Zoey is seen in the distance looking sad) and this tension is so delicious I could kiss someone. (Mike is seen looking nervous as Anne Maria looks on lovingly) Not you Mike, we all know where those lips were.. (Jo and Brick are seen glaring at each other) But hey, maybe Brick and Jo want to kiss, I thought, where is the Chef with the marshmallow from Loserdom?"

(We cut to the woods, where at a campfire, Chef was tied up and Izzy was shooting rubber arrows at him, dressed as an Indian, and laughing, Chef just sighed.)

(We then cut back to the elimination ceremony.)

Brick: (getting up from his seat) "I offer myself for elimination, sir, I don't deserve to stay, I didn't follow my own code."

Jo: (scoffing) "Ha, that's right, cadet wetpants!"

Brick: (glaring at her) "Yeah, I'm afraid of the dark, that's what night vision goggles are for, you'd never outlive my squad!"

Chris: "Well, it's a good time to reveal a news, today's eliminated maggot will be tomorrow's new rat!"

(Everyone gasps at this.)

Brick: "Does that mean I won't suffer the Hurl of Shame?"

Chris: "No, from now on Brick and Jo will fight on opposite teams."

(Everyone gasps again.)

Jo: (crossing her arms) "Whatever"

Brick: (Waving) "Thank you sir, I promise I won't break my code again, sir!"

Chris: (disappointed) "Anyway, although it's disappointing that no one gets launched from the catapult.. (Later smiles) oh, I know..."

(We now cut to the Hurl of Shame, where an intern was on the catapult)

Chris: "This is for making my coffee wrong, not adding all the cheats like I told you to, and for contacting someone without my permission. You're fired!"

Intern: "Anyway, even though I'll tell the authorities what you've done to the island, they'll know."

Chris: (sarcastically) "Great, now get off my island!" (Sends the intern flying.)

Intern: (flying) "THEY'LL KNOW!"

Chris: "Better." (looks at camera) "You guys want to know who's going to be hurled next? You'll have to come back to find out, right here at Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"

(End credits.)

Stay tuned for episode 5!