When Chiruno opened her eyes she was standing in the burning streets of New York city, she saw cars blocking the road ahead, they were all honking for some reason.
"Hah, they all must be stupid!" Chiruno said with the voice of someone yelling at cars in the burning streets of New York city.
Chiruno then realizes that the cars are in her way, so she decides to use the second road which is located directly next to the first road.
Chiruno sees a big sign that reads "Welcome to Brooklyn you fucker" and that's how she knew that she was in the right place.
Chiruno enters the old brick building that has the sign that has the word "fucker" written on it and sits down at the bar.
The bar dude brings over a lemonade and Chiruno grabs it before the intended recipient can get their hands on it.
Chiruno chugs the entire lemonade and then says " I need to talk with the boss"
The intended recipient of the lemonade then turns to face Chiruno and uses his strong Brooklyn accent to say " whada you want with the boss?" "I need a gun" Chiruno says with the voice of a fairy who wants a gun.
" a gun eh? I can do that for you "
Luigi then takes off his hat and pulls a gun out of his hat, the gun looks exactly like a Deagle except that it has the word "M9-BERETTA" written on it.
"This is my favorite Thomson submachine gun, take good care of it, and try not to kill anyone "
"Thompson? I thought this was a UMP 45"
"No, that would be stupid " Luigi replies like the plumber he is.
Chiruno fires the gun to make sure that it's real, the bullet escapes from the gun and goes out the window.
" thanks boss man!" Chiruno exclaims as she runs out the door.
As Chiruno exits the building, she notices a man laying on the ground in front of the window with a bullet in his back and his fedora laying next to him in a pool of blood.
"Oh fuck! There must be a deranged gun man on the loose"
Chiruno then notices a man who has not been shot dead.
She points to the man and says " I'm gonna call you mister A, and you must be the deranged gun man!"
Mister A looks at Chiruno with the face that is his face and says "what do you want little fairy?"
"I'm gonna shoot you dead for your criminal offense!"
Mister A sees the gun that Chiruno is pointing at his face and then he reaches for his own gun, which looks exactly like a M9-Beretta except that written on it is the words "fairies are gay"
"Huh? I'm gay?" Chiruno says with a lack of understanding.
Mister A shoots a couple of bullets at Chiruno while she is distracted by those words, but all the bullets go right past her and into the building behind her.
"A week little fairy like you is no match for me!"
"Hah, weak? I'm not weak! I'm the strongest fairy!"
"Fuck, I've only fought weak fairies before, I guess I'll have to get serious about this" "That's right, you better take me seriously!"
Mister A removes his fedora revealing that he was actually virgil from the devil may cry series the whole time.
He then proceeds to engage in a epic gun fight with Chiruno which inevitably ends in his bankruptcy.
The end.