Note:

This story is not my work and I take no credit for it. It was penned by an author who wished to remain anonymous. They asked me if I could do them a favor and publish it on their behalf (since I've already gladly cast my lot with the rest of the shameless cartoon smut peddlers), so here it is.

Warning: This story contains explicit non-con and Bandit Princess slinging around a huge honking wiener. Enjoy!

Finn's eyelid twitches as he stares at the scene before him, the absurdity of it all stunning him stiff. Across from him stood Bandit Princess with his stolen sword held casually at her side as she grins mischievously at him. She had no clothes on, but she did have a dick. It was long, meaty, and half limp as it rested against her thick thighs, the putrid musk reaching Finn from several metres away.

Her grin only widens at his confusion, a small laugh lasting less than a second that flashes her razor-sharp teeth, "I think we both know what's about to go down here, hero." She taps the side of her thigh with his sword, "You want this baby back, but I don't wanna give it up. Although…" She runs her tongue along her lip, "I can be… persuaded~" Finn grits his teeth, glaring at her as his grass sword shoots out from his wrist. Immediately, the evil royal laughs before doing a mocking: "Ah ah ah aaah~!" She holds the weapon before her, "You attack, and I'll make sure you break your precious weapon."

The hero clenches his fist while a growl rolls out of his throat, but Bandit Princess was clearly not intimidated, "Come on, I know you want your sword back, but everything has its price. And it's time to pay up." Finn takes a quick glance around them. They were completely alone in an open green field. But just because there wasn't anyone around, didn't mean someone wouldn't turn up, and they had nowhere to hide. He blushes and quietly asks in hopeful submission, "Can we at least do it someplace more private?"

She immediately bursts out laughing, "Nope! Right here, right now! You polish my 'sword', and you get yours back!" He hesitates, but eventually his grass sword retreats. The boy begins to make his slow and cautious approach towards her. She merely watches with her smug grin, hands resting at her sides as her rod twitches in anticipation, not making a single effort to help him please her.

He sighs and stands before her, shooting one final glare into her excited eyes before slowly lowering down onto his knees. He ends with his face just inches from the woman's fury crotch, where he promptly receives a face full of her concentrated musk. His whole head turns red with embarrassment as he feels the heat radiating off her long cock. Even just the sight of the thick meat twitching is enough to enrapture him. He ends up not doing anything at all, just staring at it in a mix of awe and disgust, causing Bandit Princess to clear her throat at him. He snaps up to look her in the face as she smugly inquires, "Well, it won't suck itself, will it?"

He grimaces, before flicking his eyes back to her dangling dick, watching the pulsing rod with revulsion. Still, he leans forward slowly, closing his eyes as his tongue rolls out of his mouth. His tongue presses against the head of her cock, the bitterness of her skin and the sweetness of her pre-cum exploding across his taste buds. Immediately her eager cock twitches at the service while the hero slowly drags his tongue back, giving her tip its first, long lap.

The royal rolls her eyes, "Nice start, hero, but speed it up a little. I wanna cum. And more than once." Finn's eyes widen and he begins to look up to retaliate, but the horrid woman brings his old sword to the back of his head. Too late now, no backing out. He grumbles, then focuses back on her musky dick, sighing as he sticks his tongue out again.

He begins to lap away at the head of her cock, doing slow but long licks across her rod's eye to awaken it. Every stroke of his tongue earns more pre-cum from her hot meat, the bittersweet fluids smearing against his tongue before being brought inside his mouth and swallowed. His work begins to have an immediate effect as her twitching and spasming dick begins to harden and grow, and the princess's breath begins to deepen. She wears a cocky grin as she watches the hero work away on her sensitive pole, her spare hand resting easily on her waist as pleasure tingles up her spine.

Eventually, a small moan escapes her mouth as her cock reaches three-quarters full mast, and her hips do small instinctive thrusts into Finn's efforts. Finn turns his head away as she does so, causing the hard rod to rub against his cheek and leave a snail trail of spit and pre-cum on him. He makes a grunt of disgust but dutifully gets back to it, lifting himself up slightly to kiss the tip of her twitching dick.

He smooches her cock while staring angrily into her eyes, every kiss sucking up the sweet pre-cum that was now simply oozing from her. His right hand grabs her hot meat firmly to stabilise it, then begins to very slowly jerk her off. The lucky royal moans at the service, her hand leaving her hip to grab the human by the back of his head and pull him into her.

His eyes widen as the tip of hot meat slips past his lips and sits upon his tongue, pulsing with eager tension while he releases a muffled grunt of shock. Bandit Princess merely grunts, her eyes narrowing while her smile inches wider, and she begins to gently rock her hips. Wet, barely audible slicks slip-free as her purple-tinted dickhead begins to pump in and out of his mouth, grinding against his velvety tongue as he stares down at it in shock.

The royal grunts above him, "So warm… who knew the hero of OOO would be so…" She moans while thrusting a little deeper, "Good~" Finn's burning-hot cheeks somehow get hotter as half his mouth is filled with her pulsing meat, breathing in deeply through his nose as the musky scent of her crotch fills his nostrils. The smell… he forces his eyes shut as he suckles lightly on her thick dick, feeling it jump against his tongue in response while leaking more salty-sweet pre-cum. She gasps in response, "There we go, now you're getting it! Though, let's speed this up a little, I want to be finished by tonight, you know?"

He opens his eyes up to give her a vile glare, though a lot of its sting is lost with her dick noisily popping in and out of his mouth, as evidenced by her widening grin. Her breathing deepens and her face becomes red, her mouth edging open while she pants, staring into his eyes with lust burning behind her own. Her hips speed up, becoming a steady rhythm as she tightens her grip on the back of his head and holds him steady. Finn struggles with pleasing her, grunting in discomfort at her lack of warnings but moves himself ever so slightly higher to allow her to get a better angle into his mouth.

Bandit Princess lets out a breathy sigh as her eyes shut for a moment, her fingers tensing around the Finn Sword's handle, her toes biting into the ground. The hero's gaze softens as he flicks his attention back downwards, staring straight ahead at her groin and toned midsection swaying hypnotically to and away from him. Each roll of her hips causes her muscles to flex and bend, tensing up as they work her hot meat into his mouth, stuffing it full as he struggles to keep up. Thick globs of spit begin to squelch free, squeezing out of his mouth to form bubbles around his lips, to run thick trails down his chin, and to absolutely coat Bandit Princess' dick, lubing it up for easier plunging.

The royal smiles triumphantly at the lewd, wet sounds coming from her dick thrusting into his mouth as it quickly becomes sloppy, his hot spit flying from her thrusts as her dick swiftly becomes shiny with warm slobber. He nearly gags on it all as it pools in his throat, but the hero is able to keep it at bay while noticing she was beginning to thrust deeper. More and more of her enters his mouth, his lips now touching all the way down to his fingers. No longer needing to support it, he finally lets go of her dick and feels the large head of her meaty rod jerk forward, threatening to punch into his throat almost immediately.

The royal doesn't advance from there, apparently deciding that it was enough for now as she fails to hold back a long moan. He contemplates stopping her, to set some boundary, to keep her from going any further, but he dismisses it, deciding instead to merely roll his eyes and resign himself to slurping on that throbbing cock of hers. Sooner she cums, the better, he tells himself.

With a grunt, he tries some tongue work and feebly attempts to wrap his tongue around her thick meat instead of just having it sit there. He's barely able to reach the top of her constantly pumping dick, and settles for constantly swapping sides, switching from left to right as he lightly twists and turns his head into it. His heart… is thumping like crazy for some reason? It pounds against his chest as her salty precum and the earthy tang of her dick only intensify in flavour.

Bandit Princess grunts, her eyes threatening to squeeze shut in bliss. She's forced to move her shaky legs, stomping them in a slightly different position as she radiates warm pleasure. She tightens her grip on his head, and yanks him back and downwards, pulling his mouth open to get a glance at that tongue of his wrapped submissively around her spit-covered cock. Her face is flushed, her body covered in sweat as all her muscles tense, "F-fuck me, hero…"

She releases her hold, and his lips create a soft seal around her throbbing dong once more. With a strained grunt, she realizes she won't last much longer. Her hips move on their own, mindlessly ploughing the boy's face as she watches the spit drool off his chin and onto the grass below. Wait. Wasn't Finn kneeling with a straight back earlier? He was now leaning forward, his kneeling legs spread apart with his eyes resting shut. "Glob…" she utters, "such a good -unf- toy."

Finn grunts in response as her meat twitches and spasms in his mouth, the hero still dutifully slurping on it. He slips his hands forward and grabs her thighs, resting on them as he gently rocks his top half, bobbing his head back and forward. It takes a few rotations, but he eventually syncs it up to her thrusts, timing it up perfectly to speed up the blowjob as Bandit Princess releases a squeal. He smiles around the dick in his mouth at the cute sound… it won't be long now, she'll cum and he can get his sword back, and this dreadful thing would be over… and he hums happily around her aggressively plunging cock.

She gasps, her muscles twitching across her body, her thrusts spasming as those wet squelches and slurps make her melt. She bites her tongue, then yells, "Hey, fuckboy!" He stares up at her, neither one stopping as her hips continue to stuff her dick inside his mouth, "Do you want to try deep throat?"

His eyes widen and he yells a muffled 'no' around her thick dong but she is already crying out in pleasure as she violently thrusts her hips forward and pounds her hot cock into his tight throat. Velvety walls hug tightly around her as she throws her head back and yells, "Yesss!"

Finn gags, his airway blocked by hard, hot, throbbing meat. Slight pain rumbles from his suddenly rammed throat as the royal's crotch is pressed flat against his face, smothering him into her body. Her balls press against his chin as his eyes roll up, though all he sees is her generous tits that completely obscure her face. Then, just as suddenly as it all slammed into him, she pulls herself back out until only her tip remains resting on his tongue. Then she rams it in again. Then pulls back out. Then she slams it into his throat once more. Then slides free.

Bandit Princess hisses, a humongous triumphant shark grin on her face as she bucks her hips like a wild animal while boiling pleasure builds up within her. The wet sounds of Finn slurping on her meat are now nearly drowned out by the slaps of her crotch smacking into his face as she aggressively fucks his throat at full speed. Her legs tremble and her actions grow increasingly frenzied as she uses the hero as a cheap fuck toy.

With only one hand, the royal struggles to keep the hero dead straight on her dick so she may smoothly pound into his soft, tight throat. Bandit Princess snarls and stabs the Finn Sword into the dirt beside her before using both hands to hold his skull. Bending over with a coo, she continues to thrust, cramming him deeper into her crotch. The sweltering heat inside his gullet sends tingles up her spine as she plunges into his soft embrace again and again. Her balls are now covered in spit as they slap into his dribble-coated chin, and they pulse desperately for release until finally she cries, "Here it comes!"

She's able to last a few more frantic, violent thrusts before giving up and using Finn as her personal cum dump. She rams her hips forward with all her strength while swinging her body back, and releases a poorly suppressed moan of bliss. Her balls tighten and release their load just as the hero's lips kiss her base, unleashing directly into his tight throat.

The hero gags beneath her but she fails to notice while lost to a sea of ecstasy: her body tingles, her muscles spasm, and her soul sings. She scrunches her eyes shut tight as she pulls Finn as tightly as possible down her rod.

She can feel his little gulps on her huge, pulsing rod as he swallows her fat load, and her jaw finally unclenches to release a pleased sigh.

Finn does his best to cram all of her creamy cum down, tears threatening to appear at the edges of his eyes as he tries not to cough. Each pulse from her enormous dick stretches his throat, but the hero knows she is practically finished. He bobs his head ever so slightly back and forward, milking out her last few drops as he blushes furiously.

Then she begins to pull her hips back, haltingly at first, almost hesitantly, as if she never wants to pull out of him. Yet, she starts to, and his world is no longer confined to her sweaty, musky crotch. He stares up at the royal.

She's wearing a small smile, her body covered in sweat as if someone dumped a bucket on her. Her cheeks are flushed and she's panting heavily. As her dick leaves him, it grinds against his tongue, leaving a smearing trail of salty cum. He can't help but discreetly flick his tongue across her head, giving it a brief parting clean as it escapes his warm body. The royal takes a step back from him, still drained, now holding her rod in her hand, "Whoo! You're good at head."

Finn scowls with a blush, flicking his gaze away from her as he halfheartedly laces his words with fake annoyance, "Shut up, I'll just take my sword now and you'll clear off."

Before he could move, she suddenly grabs the weapon, yanking it from the ground, "Ah ah ah! Don't you remember? You were really shitty at the start." Her satisfied grin turns wicked, "And I did say you would have to make me cum more than once, didn't I?"

Finn gulps as he stares up at her, the royal's cock hardening in her hand once more. He can't help but feel his heart rush.

The young hero did not go home clean that night but he did get his sword back eventually, much to the confusion of Jake upon his arrival at the treehouse. Finn's only explanation to his brother was 'he had to fight a snake'.