Bart Simpson is in his room thinking of what to do to Lisa.
Bart: "I'm going to blame Lisa for something she did not do. But what? Oh I know maybe I will destroy the TV and frame her for it."
[Bart then goes downstairs to the living room and grabs a ton of sledge hammers and throws them all on the TV smashing it and then goes the kitchen]
Lisa: [walks downstairs] "I'm going to watch itchy and scratchy on DVD."
[Lisa then goes downstairs to the living room only to see the smashed TV on the floor]
Lisa: "Oh my! Who could've done this?"
Bart: "Lisa what did you do?"
[Lisa turns around to see Bart and Maggie glaring at her]
Lisa: "I didn't do this Bart you probably did it to frame me."
Bart: "Yeah right"
Maggie: "Suck, Suck, Suck." (A likely story)
Lisa: "Maggie how can you be so stupid to believe Bart, you know he is the BRAT of the family right?
[Maggie just shrugged. Homer and Marge enter the living room and are stunned to see the TV destroyed]
Homer: "Alright, which one of you slobs destroyed the TV?"
Marge: "Be honest with us."
Bart: "It was Lisa Mom, I saw her throwing sledge hammers at the TV"
Lisa: "Oh screw you Bart"
Marge: "Maggie, do you know who smashed the TV"
Maggie: "Suck, Suck, Suck, Suck." (It was Lisa Mommy)
Homer: "Well it's two against one so that means Lisa did it"
Lisa: "Dad please it wasn't me."
Marge: "You brother and sister saw you do it and there is no evidence left so you did it."
Homer: "Up to your room NOW!"
[Homer grabbed Lisa and went into her room upstairs]
Lisa: "Alright Dad, just get on with the punishments already."
Homer: "Oh no I'm not going to ground you but you will receive a punishment."
Lisa: "What is it Dad?"
Homer: "A SPANKING"
Lisa: "No no, please Dad"
Homer: "Too bad. Now take off your dress and panties."
[Lisa takes off her dress and panties exposing her nudity. Homer places her on his lap and starts spanking her]
Lisa: [Wailing] "Ow ow ow"
Homer: "This is what you deserve you brat"
Lisa: "Please Dad, seriously it was Bart!"
Homer: "Oh sweetie, your lies only makes Daddy spank you more."
[After 33 swats, Homer dragged Lisa and pinned her to the corner]
Homer: "STAY THERE UNTIL BEDTIME, YOUR GOING TO BED WITHOUT ANY DINNER"
[And there she was left there without any dinner with a red bottom crying desperately. Bart walks through the hallway and peaks through Lisa's room and finds her crying. He felt a sting of guilt and went into Lisa's room]
Lisa: "Oh look here is my so called brother who framed his little sister" [Rolling her eyes]
Bart's thoughts: "Ouch, guess I deserve that"
Bart: "Lis, I'm very sorry. I didn't think Dad would go this far on you."
Lisa: "You think?" [Referring to all the times Bart got spanked]
Bart: "Look, I just did because you put a restraining order on me. Again I'm so [Sniff] sorry.
[Lisa then turned to her brother and in tears she kissed him on the forehead and hugged him]
Lisa: "Come here you pathetic fool, I promise I will never go that far ever again, ok."
Bart: "Yes Mam." [As he hugged her back]
