Anyone Else

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or the songs I use in this story.

I'm sorry, too many roadblocks and too many ideas for new stories.

Mark is not Freddy Krueger. His being a pedophile ended when he died.

If I still harbor feelings over his stupid choice,

I'm no better than those who chose to bad-mouth me for mine.

Chapter 1: Really Puck

Noah Puckerman spanked Kurt Anderson in front of their friends while Kurt was naked. It was Kurt's birthday, and Noah was the only one sober at the time. Kurt had dared Noah to spank him while he was naked for his birthday. It was something both men regretted after Kurt felt Noah's hard-on. When Noah finished, he stormed off to Kurt's guest room and jerked off, trying to think of Quinn naked with Santana. Despite that, he couldn't help but think about Kurt's soft skin and fucking him.

Suddenly, Kurt enters the room, still naked, and says, "Blaine passed out on our bed. Puck, I'm sorry I did that to you. I want to feel Puckzilla inside of me." Noah doesn't respond as Kurt lowers himself onto Puckzilla. Noah then kisses Kurt, and they soon make love. While they were still kissing to keep quiet, Kurt fucked Noah's ass as his legs were over his head. As Noah falls asleep with one of Kurt's dildos in his ass, Kurt goes to his bedroom.

Later, Blaine, Quinn, and Kurt walk in naked when Noah wakes up. In no time, Noah was sucking Blaine's penis while Quinn rode Puckzilla, and Kurt was fucking Noah's ass. Noah came in Quinn several times as Blaine and Kurt took turns fucking him as Noah sucked one of them off. Then Blaine whispers, "Quinn told me about her cancer yesterday, and I have cancer too. Fuck my husband into that mattress, Sex Shark."

Kurt soon hits a lot of high-F's as he moans, "Noah!" for an hour. A few moments later, Blaine peeks in, handing Quinn a fifty-dollar bill and saying, "I know about the bet with Burt. I think Puck thought I would stop Kurt before he stripped naked."

Quinn laughs as she says, "You know, Tracy had a crush on Puck, right? Your daughter's first crush could have been her Papa Hulk."

Blaine slaps Quinn's butt and says, "You know, Tracy could have been your daughter. Now, let's get dressed before you try to rape me with your eyes again. I can't believe you dared me to stay naked after we went to the living room. Then stayed naked yourself to make me even more uncomfortable."

Noah and Kurt got dressed two hours later when they saw Quinn topless as Blaine sucked her right nipple. Then Noah smirks and says, "Milk does a body good. Huh, Blaine?"

Then Quinn throws a pillow at him as she says, "We ran out of silk, and I started lactating. You can either start sucking on my other nipple or get me a dry shirt."

Soon Blaine sits up, and Noah starts sucking on Quinn's left nipple as Blaine undoes Noah's jeans before he and Kurt take turns sucking Puckzilla. Then Quinn and Blaine went back to bed after getting dizzy.

As they go to bed in a guest room, Blaine whispers, "Tracy was calling Puck Papa Hulk the last week of her life. Did you mention in your will that Beth was your daughter? If not, I did in mine."

Quinn looks back at Noah as she says, "Tracy told her a month before she died, and I had to hear that from Mr. H after we started chemo. God, Blaine, I'm glad the others left before Kurt started fucking Puck."

Before Blaine can respond, they hear Noah moan, "Kurt, oh, God, don't stop! More, harder!" repeatedly.

Then Blaine whispers, "Good thing Tracy isn't here to hear that. By the way, someone else is just as loud when he is on Viagra."

Quinn says with a chuckle, "Grandpa Hulk." Then Blaine elbows her as they go to bed.

Soon, Kurt takes a butt plug out of the freezer and inserts it into Noah's ass. The men are soon dressed and watching TV as Noah asks, "Remember when you were named Prom Queen? What would you have done if I was the one in the closet and named Prom King instead of Karofsky?"

Kurt grabs Noah's crotch and says, "I would have kissed you in front of everybody then outed you before you kicked my ass. Or Finn would have killed us before I could do anything. Puck, you might have been an ass, but you were more accepting of me than Finn even after I got dad and Carole together. God, you were right. That was the craziest plan ever. So was my plan to have you spank me. Now, please, show me a picture of your gun closet! Everyone else saw it! Now, I want to see it!" Noah chuckles before taking out his phone and showing Kurt the picture.

Soon, Kurt kisses Noah and snuggles up to him. Then, Noah says, "I learned a phrase overseas my second year in the Navy. It was called Gay on the water. At first, I refused to join in, then after your dad came to see me when I came back. They threatened to kick me out if I didn't participate. I didn't want to end up like Finn, so I gave in and became the ship's whore at some point. Before I returned home, one of my superiors wrote a letter to my mom and your dad. I quit before going to Tracy's funeral. I'm working at Mick's shop now. I told Blaine, your dad, and Karofsky first. I wasn't planning on ever telling you, but after what we did. I thought you would ask me about what changed, sooner or later. Now, I want to see your not-so-secret photo album."

Kurt blushes and goes to his bedroom, then returns with the photo album. As Noah looks through the album, he says, "This was Santana's and I noticed none of the new pictures were took when you were with Blaine. Tracy found this at some point and colored some of Santana's pictures green."

Kurt takes back the photo album and says, "She had wanted a Papa like the Hulk for a while and didn't want Dave. God, I love you, Noah, but she could have chosen anyone else."

Noah chuckles as he asks, "Is my princess having second thoughts about us being partners?"

Then they hear Blaine and Quinn giggle as they say in unison, "Stop worrying. If you keep worrying, you'll give yourself a heart attack."

Before long, Kurt was naked again, and Noah held his legs up in a V as Blaine was giving him a blowjob as Quinn took a picture of them. Then Quinn takes off her shirt and bra before rubbing Kurt's penis between her breasts. After he came on her chest, Noah and Blaine licked it off. Then Noah and Blaine kiss before Noah helps Blaine out of his clothes. Soon Blaine was the one with his legs held in a V as Kurt sucked his penis. Quinn and Blaine soon go back to bed naked. While Noah gets dressed and Kurt puts on Noah's t-shirt. Kurt then took his clothes along with Blaine and Quinn's to the laundry room.

When he got back, he sat on Noah's lap and said, "I hope you don't have cancer, Noah. I don't know if I could handle one more person I love dying on me."

Noah tilts Kurt's head and kisses him as he says, "I'm Papa Hulk, and I'm not leaving my princess." Soon Noah's hand was on Kurt's penis, jerking him off as they continued to kiss.

Chapter 2 will be up soon. Yeah, I know, too short, again.