Hell, I.M.P. office
This shack is rarely visited anyway, and there is also a fight. What a beauty.
- I'm telling you, our boss is busy! - Loona has never experienced such powerful resistance from the client.
- I don't give a fuck! - an unknown demon threw Luna aside and entered Blitz's office, who at that moment was sleeping on his chair.
- Get up, motherfucker! There's a business for you, - he takes Blitz by the head and beats him on the table.
- Fuck, Moxie! If I said there won't be a raise, then there won't be a raise! Once again you climb to me with this, then I will fuck you and your wife! - a second later he came to his senses, seeing a client in front of him. - I'm Blitz, "o" mute, and welcome to...
- Shut the fuck up. I didn't come here to listen to your stupid songs from that ad for the second round.
- So you want to get right down to business? Okay! Name?
- August. August "Oggie" Smith. White Dragon. Arranges?
- Yes. Why did they come?
- You see, during my life I was a great person: work, wife, two children. One day my youngest son Christopher, who dressed up as a clown and called himself "Peacemaker", went to hell. He killed first my wife Deborah and then his brother. I tried to stop him, but he finished me off. AND I AM FUCKING HERE, IN THIS FUCKING HOLE, BUT HE BALL-FUCKING ON THE GROUND! Sorry for screaming. In short, I order my son.
- An interesting story for sure. But, in case you forgot, our services are not free, so...
Smith placed a suitcase full of money on the table. Blitz's eyes sparkled.
- Fuck off! Your order will be completed tomorrow. Our intern will inform you about it. If for any reason something does not go according to plan, then we will refund 15% of the money to you. Deal?
- Yeah, - Smith shakes Blitz's hand so hard he almost breaks it.
Smith leaves and Blitz starts jumping for joy at having so much money.
- Guys! Let's go to Earth tomorrow!
Meanwhile on Earth, Canada, Vancouver City
The largest bank in the city has been attacked by a group of supervillains calling themselves the Fearsome Five. There were:
The leader of the team Jinx, has magical powers;
Fire Hands, controls fire;
Shimmer, alchemist;
Brain Beam, telepath;
and Mammoth, just brute physical strength.
- Either: you tell us where all the loot is, or you'll die, - Jinx threatened the bank director.
- I... I...
- Scared, I mean. Beam, get into his head and find out where the gold vein is.
- Okay, - the Brain Beam tried to penetrate the headmaster's mind, but his head was instantly crushed with hands. When the corpse fell, the whole team saw the one who killed him.
- Hi. I'm not late? - The Peacemaker wiped the blood off his helmet and put it back on. - Vig!
The Vigilante appeared from above and kicked Mammoth's back, breaking it.
- What? Let's attack! - Jinx starts firing beams at the Peacemaker. - Why are you interfering in our business?
- I just love the peace. And I will do everything ... Well, almost everything, so that he reigns on this planet, - Smith answered, breaking both arms of the bitch and knocking him to the ground. - Good night, - he added, shooting her in the head.
- Chris! Go get that one, I'll take care of the pyromaniac, - said Vigilante, aiming at the Fire Hands.
- All right, Adrian! - Chris went after Shimmer.
- You won't kill me like you kill the others! - she yelled, shooting fireballs at Chase.
- I believe, - said Adrian, cutting her neck with a knife.
Shimmer was lying by Mammoth's corpse and forcing it to rise when Peacemaker came up behind her and stabbed her through the heart with a sword.
- How are you, Adrian?
- Excellent!
They approached each other, and with joyful cries ran away from here.
- Finally! Vacation! Adrian, remind me how long it lasts?
- A month and a half.
- Fuck off! Let's go to my house!
They got into Christopher's car and drove to the small town outside Vancouver where Smith lived.