One day at the Loud House in the future in 2030, Lincoln Loud as 25 years old found out that a TV show named "The Loud House" made him famous, but then suddenly… male people (except female girls) started to tease him after they watched The Loud House.
Clyde McBride: "Ugh! That's it Lincoln! We are no longer friends forever because of your fault! Your TV show about us has ruined my life!"
Lincoln Loud: "But Clyde, we're supposed to be Clincoln McLoud forever."
Clyde McBride: "Friendship is over! You made us as pooper-scoopers in the Ace Savvy movie! I'm moving from Royal Woods! And this time! I'm not moving to Great Lakes City!"
(Clyde McBride went back to his home)
Liam: "Clyde's right. Your show has shown everything about our embarrassing lives."
Rusty: "Sorry Lincoln."
Zach: "We're no longer friends forever too."
Stella: "We're breaking up too, Lincoln."
(Lincoln Loud's other friends went back to their homes)
(Then his best friend Clyde McBride breaks up with him. Lincoln Loud's other friends break up with him too)
(Paige appeared)
Paige: "You monster! How could you have cheated on me!? You dated another girl than me? And all I see online is Ronnie Anne and you as a true love couple! I'm dating back to my ex-boyfriend!"
(Then Paige breaks up with Lincoln Loud for cheating on her by dating Ronnie Anne and went away)
Lincoln Loud: "Here goes my life. No friends, but stuck with my younger sisters again."
(Then the mayor, school district, and superintendent took away his graduation stuff. His family got banned from Royal Woods due to the TV show: The Loud House)
(Cut to Lincoln Loud went back to the Loud House, until the Mayor, principals, and the superintendent talking with Lynn Sr. and Rita)
Superintendent: "I'm sorry Mr. and Mrs. Loud. We have to take away Lincoln Loud's graduation stuff due to his offenses."
Mayor: "And you Loud Family are banned temporarily due to a TV show about you as a chaotic family with too many girls. But however, we have to ban Lincoln Loud from Royal Woods for eternity."
Rita: "We'll promise. We'll have to move to another town."
Lynn Sr.: "And we will send Lincoln Loud to Spag Union."
Lincoln Loud: "Mom, Dad. What is going on!?"
Lynn Sr.: Lincoln Loud! What's wrong with this picture? Why is this TV show recording our lives, you are grounded!"
Lincoln: "Dang it!"
(Many weeks later, The five older Loud Sisters makes a visit with her family)
Lynn Sr.: "Kids, why are you grounded for?"
Loud Siblings: "Yes dad?"
Lynn Sr.: "Because that TV show has ruined our lives, because we've got banned from Royal Woods. Here's the percentage of a chance of having trouble: 20% for Lori because she spreaded the whole family with her flu as some kind of chain reaction, then her handbag scratched Vanzilla with its gems, and she parked in a no parking zone and also made a indoor golf course. 20% for Leni, cause she caused a blackout after using too much electricity, then she sold my recipe book and she is not smart enough. Then she missed her first day of school after she visited the daycare. 20% for Luna, because she caused a blackout after turning too much volume with her speakers. 20% for Luan, because she pranked us too much every April Fools Day. 20% for Lynn Jr. because she and her friends were wrecking the whole house. 20% for Lucy, she cast her siblings with her ancient spell book. Then she put her pony book in the toilet and Lincoln flushed it. And she ruined her mom's wedding dress. 20% for Lana, she was responsible for releasing the frogs back to the wild, and including the ducks too, and she also switch places with Lola. 20% for Lola, because she was against her siblings and ruined their stuff, then she switched places with Lana. 20% for Lisa, she forgot to return the books from the library, her library books were overdue. Then she installed lie-detecting cameras with force fields in our house. And she was using her siblings as lab rats and also responsible for time travelling to ruin our wedding and caused an opposite universe of us. 20% for Lily, she kept losing her diaper, and she said a bad word, and she's also responsible for the April Fools Day pranks since we sealed up Luan Loud from pranking us. But, 50% for Lincoln due to his plans as the man with a dumb plan, because he clogged the toilet mostly, then he caused a kiddie ride going haywire after giving with too many quarters, he made the Royal Woods lose in a football stadium tournament, then he fell in love with a substitute teacher, then he caused his 10 sisters to fight, then his idea to get some kind of sweet spot in Vanzilla, then he freed the frogs back in the wild, including the ducks too, then he locked Lori in and let his other siblings causing mayhem. Then he planned to sacrifice food. Then he released a cat in the Ace Savvy Convection. And he was responsible for selling furniture in the living room. And he was ditching, then he accidentally broke my disco trophy. Then he ditched and sneaked to Lisa's bunker and watched scary movies. And he stalled the Parent and Teacher conference. And he broke my spatula. And he and Clyde also spy on the new neighbors if they are suspicious. And he recorded all of his sisters' embarrassing moments and secrets. And he harassed us by telling us that we have critics and other hecklers. Then he convinced himself as the Master of Convincing and the King of Yes. But, *gulp*... A TV show broke our top secret about his birth story."
Lori: "Wait! What kind of top secret?"
Lynn Sr.: "Lincoln was born in a president's limo."
Loud Sisters: "*GASP*"
Lynn Sr.: "He was delivered by the President along with the First Lady, the President was heading to a top secret lab in Royal Woods, nobody knows it."
Lola: "Lucky."
Lori: "Nice going son of President."
Lynn Sr.: " Now, the children will get 5% cause, They sold our furniture in the living room, not doing their best behavior in the Hotel, then the started to ruin Vanzilla, then they were wrecking the whole house by finding money, then they were fighting, then they threw away my ingredients after sorting the fridge by color, then they were ditching and goofing off instead doing their work, and distracting us by making us giving them money, then they destroyed my special chair. Then they brought their friends over and made us violate the rules about noises. And they accidentally injured Flip and accidentally caused minimal damage. And they destroyed our past life, interfered and ruined our first wedding and alternated our past, and then they ruined our priceless wedding vase."
Lynn Loud Jr.: "Well sorry! Your wedding is the reason why we're grounded for months!"
Lola Loud: "Yeah! This is why we hate your dumb useless wedding vase!"
Luna Loud: "You're the evilest and rude parents we've had!"
Lori Loud: "Sorry Mom and Dad, your wedding may have ruined our lives!"
Lana Loud: "Yeah!"
Luan Loud: "Even you parents are unfunny!"
Lucy Loud: "And you parents are weak and mostly terrifying as Aunt Ruth! Your wedding sucks!"
Leni Loud: "You two are more dumber than me!"
Lisa Loud: "We have no choice to prevent you from having your pathetic wedding vase! And you're the most horrible, evil and neglectful parents we've have!"
Lily Loud: "You parents are idiots!"
Lynn Loud Sr.: "*sniff* (cringes in fear)"
Lola Loud: "And Rita Ruth! You have been banishing us to Aunt Ruth's because you're really evil!"
Lynn Loud Jr.: "Aunt Ruth is so evil!"
Luna Loud: "She fed us some gross food and has manipulated us! Like she's a dictator, and you Rita Ruth and Aunt Ruth are really evil!"
Lori Loud: "You're not our mom no more! You're just Rita Ruth, a messiah of Aunt Ruth's evil pyramid scheme!"
Lola Loud: "You're the worst ruthless mother we ever have!"
Rita: "*GASP!* You all hated my Aunt Ruth!? *sniff* (cries in cringe)"
(Lily Loud threw a pan at Rita)
Rita: "OWWWWW! GGGRRRRRRR! Sorry kids, looks like we have to get rid of you!"
Mayor Davis: "This is why you Loud Family are temporarily banned from Royal Woods. But this Lincoln Loud of yours is permanently banned from Royal Woods."
Principal Huggins: "So we and the school superintendent have to take away Lincoln Loud's graduation stuff due to his grades and other offensive crimes in elementary school."
Principal Ramirez: "I agreed."
Lincoln Loud's high school Principal: "Same here, but his ten sisters have important grades. But we have to temporarily expel them and re-add them back after the ban has been lifted."
Lori: "So my first college I went to and finally graduated was banned due to the dorms that were full of traps and many quiet people. And the college district took my college graduation stuff away."
Lynn Jr.: "Now all of our embarrassing moments were on TV, even my friends and sports team kicked me out."
(Flashback of Lynn Jr.'s sports team kicked her out of the team)
Sports player #1: "Sorry Lynn, you're out of the team."
(One of Lynn Jr.'s friends showed her with their phones of embarrassing pictures of her)
(Flashback ended)
Lynn Jr.: "This is why I got banned from sports."
Lori: " *sniff* And that is the time my friends found out I have a pointy head and webbed feet."
(Flashback of Lori's friends breaking up with her)
Lori's Friend #1: "Sorry Lori, friendship is over, because of your pointy head and webbed feet, and you farted over a million times."
(One of Lori's friends showed her their phones of embarrassing pictures of her)
(Another Flashback ended)
Lori: "And Bobby and I were breaking up despite the fact that he and I were married, because your TV show revealed that Ronnie Anne bullied you."
(Flashback of Bobby watched The Loud House and founded that Ronnie Anne bullied Lincoln)
Bobby: "Seriously Ronnie Anne, You bullied my girlfriend's brother! You are so much trouble."
(Flashback ended)
Leni: "Now, my friends don't want me, because I'm not smart enough and I got fired from my job."
Luna: "And I got banned from concerts and music auditions."
Luan: "Then I got banned from comedy."
Lucy: "Then I got banned from the Mortician's club."
Lana: "Then I got kicked out from hanging out with boys."
Lola: "Then I got banned from beauty pageant contests."
Lisa: "Then I got banned from science."
Lynn Sr: "Because, so that's why we never have kids! I want all of them out of the house, except Lily because she didn't get in trouble and we'll send Lincoln Loud to reform school, cause he's the worst son I've ever had, even dumber than Leni. Now we all have known that he was really the selfish jerk we've ever had. Well… I remembered that Lincoln Loud was banned from the Ace Savvy convention and we should ban Lincoln Loud from doing Ace Savvy and bringing his Ace Savvy stuff to the girls. Wait a minute, I have a better idea. How about we'll get rid of one. I'll go with Lincoln Loud. We still keep the girls. So we have to give away Lincoln Loud's graduation stuff to the Mayor."
Rita: "Sorry Lincoln, but we have to get rid of you due to your reckless, reculant, and stupid plans of making things worse. (at Loud Sisters) Girls, you're officially ungrounded and still part of our family. We can move to a new town, how about Great Lakes City."
Lynn Sr: "That will be a good idea, after we disown Lincoln Loud. Yes, I was right. Lincoln Loud is too much of a timid coward and selfish jerk and was not worthy of doing school activities."
Mayor Davis: "I agreed."
Principal Huggins: "That is a best idea instead of resigning Lincoln Loud back to the daycare because Lincoln Loud's is too timid to do everything and always screw things up and he is also a mediocre."
Principal Ramirez: "I agreed third. However, Chef Pat was arrested after insulting the Louds by giving them bad food."
(A cutscene of Chef Pat in jail)
Police: "Sorry mam. But the president has to make us arrest you for torturing the Louds due to your bad personality. You're like a horrible Aunt Ruth to the Loud Siblings."
(The police left)
Chef Pat: "CURSE YOU LOUDS!"
(The flashback ended)
Lincoln Loud's high school Principal: "Same here, again."
Lynn Loud Sr.: "And I shouldn't marry Rita in the first place if she over tortured the kids and me by sending us to that stupid cave troll Aunt Ruth that brainwashed us with her extra toe and manipulated us so she can poison us with moldy pudding! Aunt Ruth is the worst family member of the Loud Family. After that, Aunt Ruth's home is condemned and she's in the hospital! Hooray!"
(Lincoln Loud started to get angry, and his flashbacks about his mistakes that he have appeared in his brain and his brain started to explode with slime and wounded, then Lincoln Loud corrupted and his gender transformed into a female due to Brain Explosion Flashback Disease and became bulky as a She-Hulk and exploded into green fog. Then the corrupted female Lincoln Loud acts like a monkey)
Rita Loud: "What did you say about Aunt Ruth!? I supposed to make it a all family visit time, and then you Lynn Stupidity and the rest of the Loud kids hated my Aunt Ruth all of the time and-"
(Lincoln Loud punch jabbed at his mother Rita and clobbered his father Lynn Sr. and beaten them up and smashed them with his stuff)
Rita: "GAH! (cries)"
The Loud Sisters: "*GASP!*"
(Lincoln headed to bring Lisa Loud's dangerous chemicals and spill the whole tray onto Rita Loud)
Rita: "(screams) LINCOLN NOOO!"
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at his parents) This is for sending me to Aunt Ruth's! This is for being neglected to me! And this is for making me doing least favorite chores! Even you Mother!"
(Then Lincoln Loud beats up Mayor Davis with a chair and beats up Principal Ramirez and Principal Huggins with Lynn Jr.'s iron bat)
(Then Lincoln Loud punched Lola Loud in the face and beat her up with a chair and spilt Lisa Loud's chemicals on her, setting her on fire)
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana, Lisa, and Lily: "Lola!"
Lucy: "Gasp!"
(Then Lincoln beat up Lynn Loud Jr. and Luan Loud with a chair, then he attacked his other sisters with furniture)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at his 10 sisters) And this is for pranking me on April Fool's day, and cheating on my Ace Savvy trivia game, and using me as a test subject, and ruining my video games, and tattletale my parents, and making me loose! Even you Luan Loud. Even if it wasn't your loudness! You will never be with me again!"
(Lincoln Loud twisted his sisters into human pretzels and spilt Lisa Loud's chemicals on them, setting them on fire)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "And Principal Ramirez! That's for separating my friends!"
(Lincoln Loud brings another tray of Lisa Loud's illegal chemicals and spilled it on Principal Ramirez)
Principal Ramirez: "(screams) AHHHHHHH!"
(Then Lincoln Loud started to go outside and wreak havoc in Royal Woods …leaving the Loud House collapsed on fire and injured the Loud Sisters and Rita and Lynn Sr., and the Principals and Mayor Davis)
(Cut to the News telling everyone in Royal Woods about Lincoln wrecking havoc)
Katherine: "This just in, a white haired girl wrecking chaos in Royal Woods."
(Then Lincoln beat up a cameraman and Katherine)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at his friends) This is for leading us getting bullied!"
(Then Lincoln beats up Clyde McBride and one of Lincoln Loud's friends and stepped on them and pounded them with a bat)
Clyde McBride: "Ouch! Curse you Lincoln Loud!"
(Then Lincoln hijacked the wrecking ball crane vehicle to destroy the Ace Savvy convection while the Ace Savvy creators were making a TV show, until he accidentally killed the creators of Ace Savvy and the Kitty (a villain of Ace Savvy) and the rest of the Ace Savvy fans. Then Lincoln Loud rode the wrecking ball crane to destroy his elementary school, his middle school, and high school and his college. Then he road-killed his former love interest Paige with a wrecking ball crane. Then he jumped out the wrecking ball crane, letting the wrecking ball crane crash into the traffic and road killing Chandler McCann and crashing into the prison where Chef Pat is held. Then Lincoln Loud began to emerge into Chef Pat's prison cell)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at Chef Pat) This is for giving me FOUL FOOD!"
(Lincoln Loud beated her up and kicked her face and jumped on her face and injured her head. Then Lincoln Loud hijacked the bulldozer again to head to the hospital and was after Ruth)
(Cut to Aunt Ruth in the hospital guarded by the police)
Ruth: "Tell Rita I've love her."
(Lincoln Loud crashed into the room where Ruth was there)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at Aunt Ruth) This is for manipulating me with your story about cats!"
(Then Lincoln Loud used the surgery knives to stab Aunt Ruth)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at Aunt Ruth) And hypnotizing me with your extra toe and poisoned us with gross FOOD!"
Policeman: "Mayday! Some white haired girl is killing the accused!"
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(act like a gorilla)"
(Then Lincoln Loud jumped from the hospital when the police and their patrol dogs came after him. Until Lincoln Loud headed to kill Chandler)
Lincoln Loud (in his corrupted voice): "(at Chandler) Your luck just ran out!"
(Lincoln Loud used the surgery knife to stab Chandler. Lincoln Loud glitched and transformed into an Orange and White Godzilla and destroyed the whole town)
Police Woman: "She's too dangerous to be alive! Call the SWAT!"
(The police called the SWAT as backup. The SWAT tried to destroy Lincoln with a paralyze weapon, Lincoln Loud tried to avoid it, until the corruption wore off. Leading Lincoln Loud getting paralyzed. Then Lincoln Loud was not feeling so well, fainted, and the police came to arrest him. until the President and his agents interrupted the police and captured him. Lincoln Loud was transformed into a human again)
(Cut to the News telling everyone in Royal Woods)
Kathrine: "This just in, a white haired girl caused instant MAJOR vandalism in Royal Woods. She destroyed a dozen schools and an Ace Savvy Convection. So tell me, who was that girl who destroyed that convection center?"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "I don't know, but that girl is Lincoln Loud. We were hiring him and Clyde McBride as the Kitty's Pooper Scoopers, until they started hating Ace Savvy. So we have to permanently ban them. Until today, Lincoln Loud killed Bull Buck, our creator of Ace Savvy by wrecking our convection center by betraying all of us. He also killed Kitty, the villain of Ace Savvy. And eventually, some of our Ace Savvy fans didn't survive."
Kathrine: "Well, looks like that girl turned out to be a boy named Lincoln Loud. So tell me teenagers, why did he attempt to destroy every school in Royal Woods?"
High School Student: "Well, he kind of destroyed our high school and our childhood schools. Maybe he was hated by his students I think?"
Kathrine: "Heh Heh, looks like Lincoln Loud is one of the most hated things of Royal Woods. This is the newsman signing off."
(One Week Later, Lynn Sr. and Rita, and the 10 Loud Sisters was in the hospital injured)
Rita: "Lynn, how could you do this to Lincoln Loud."
Lynn Sr.: "Listen, Lincoln Loud isn't better than our daughters."
Rita: "Ugh! You shouldn't marry me since you called my Aunt Ruth as Shrek!"
Lynn Sr.: "But what if the President takes our son away from us, and what if he were planning to erase our memories."
(But then a group of secret service agents broke into the hospital and took Lynn Sr. and Rita, and the 10 Loud Sisters and bring them to a secret lab, then the secret services took all of Lincoln Loud's stuff)
(Cut to every citizen except the Louds in Royal Woods who knew and teased Lincoln Loud were here in the secret lab in Royal Woods, about to get memory erased. Then the President told the Louds)
Mr. President: "Sorry Louds, we tried to erase your memories since the top secret was blown. But you're still a family due to the time that you have ancestors. However, you have been located to Great Lakes City to have a new life due to yourselves being kicked out from everything in Royal Woods. So we have to relocate Lincoln Loud in Loch Loud in Scotland."
(Cut to the newswoman telling everyone about the breaking news)
Newswoman: "Breaking News! The President of the United States has taken over Royal Woods. People of Royal Woods and people who know or insult Lincoln Loud will be held as getting their memories about Lincoln Loud erased. However, Ace Savvy and Legends Of The Hidden Temple are banned due to the President keeping Lincoln Loud as their top secret from the world because Ace Savvy and Legends of the Hidden Temple have broken the rules of their top secret. If you're watching the Loud House TV show. The Loud House TV show refused to be permanently banned. Despite the fact that the creators of the Loud House are causing a threat."
(Cut to Nickelodeon Studios when the leader of Paramount sued Chris Savino and the creators of the Loud House TV show)
Team Paramount Leader: "Well well well, If it isn't Chris Savino. Look at all of the mess you've made. Looks like you just brainwashed your fans as an evil threat that I never did."
Chris Savino: "*sigh!* You win sir. Now I've failed you."
(At the labs under the White House, Lincoln Loud was held and captured)
Mr. President: "Lincoln Loud, you know why you're here."
(Lincoln still unsubconscious)
Mr. President: "A TV show called The Loud House that revealed our top secret, so we have to ban it, because of a bunch of harassments such as being insulted by your sisters."
(The President used the Gender-Swap-inator to change Lincoln Loud's gender back to male)
(Meanwhile in day two, Lynn Sr., Rita, and the Loud Sisters as the injured moved to Great Lakes City)
Lynn Sr.: "Well, new home sweet home."
Rita: "The church people helping pack up our stuff, and I'll sign the daughters to their new sch-"
(Suddenly, the Loud Family feel a glitch, the are getting distracted by their flashbacks about their reckless memories and became corrupted)
Rita: "I knew it! We shouldn't have kids in the first place!"
Lynn Sr.: "You're the one who gave birth to many kids after having a HORRIBLE AUNT!"
Rita: "No! It's you that hated my Aunt Ruth in the 1st place!"
Lucy Loud: "You shouldn't use me as your experiments in the first place Lisa!"
Lisa Loud: "You shouldn't use us as your spell experiments in the first place Lucy!"
(Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola got turned into wood-headed Seedots after got the Brain Flashback Explosion Disease and Rita, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily started to act like monkeys after got the Brain Flashback Explosion Disease. Then the Loud Sisters and their parents began to fight and caused an explosion in Great Lakes City, leaving the city covered in grassy terrain)
(Later, the Loud Family was brought to the hospital …again)
Rita: "Mmmm, where are we?"
Doctor: "You have got the Brain Flashback Explosion Disease. However, we scanned your luck."
Rita: "*GASP!*"
Lana Loud: "But why?"
Doctor: "Because, Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola has 20% of bad luck."
Lori Loud: "All this time, we're the bad luck beings?"
Lola Loud: "Maybe we should become emos."
Lori Loud: "I agree."
Luna Loud: "Me two."
Lynn Loud Jr.: "Me three."
Lynn Sr.: "Me ether."
(Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola imagine themselves as emos at dinner)
Doctor: "Oh no! You're not bad guys. Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola has 20% of bad luck and 10% of good luck. Rita, Leni, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily have 10% of bad luck and 20% of good luck."
Lola Loud: "Ugh! Lucky!"
Doctor: "The Brain Flashback Explosion Disease will turn people with bad luck into wood-headed Seedots from Pokemon and also make people with good luck go bananas. However, we'll fix your special problem with the Good-Luck-inator."
Lynn Loud Sr.: "WHAT!?"
Doctor: "Looks like you Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola needed permanent good luck."
(The Doctor used the Good-Luck-inator to zap Lynn Sr., Lori, Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola by making them have good luck)
Lana Loud: "Ugh! Lucky!"
Lynn Loud Sr.: "Woah! I feel lucky."
Lori Loud: "Me too."
Luna, Lynn Jr., and Lola: "Us too."
Doctor: "You Loud Family go have fun. After your injuries are fully recovered."
Rita: "But I have one confession, We have to get rid of you children."
Lori Loud: "What!?"
Lynn Sr.: "Sorry kids, looks like we have to get rid of you due to your recklessness and foolish acts."
(But then the Loud Sisters gets corrupted by their flashbacks in birth order and the Loud Parents become corrupted by their flashbacks)
Rita: "Looks like we have to destroy you!"
Lori Loud: "All of this time! You still betrayed us! We shall hate you forever!"
(Then the Loud Sisters and their parents began to fight themselves again and exploded again)
Rita: "UGHHHH! (screams!) I knew it! All of you hated my beloved Aunt Ruth! Lynn Sr., we're breaking up! And girls, you are no longer our children! FOREVER! Now we're ENEMIES! ENEMIES! I shouldn't have married you Lynn Sr. and gave birth to this massive monstrosity! I'm ruined! RUINED!"
Lynn Sr.: "Sorry girls! You are not our children any more! You're our enemies! ENEMIES! Rita! You are no longer my wife, EVER! I HATE YOU!"
Lori Loud: "Well... this is it. We're now orphans permanently. I'll raise Lisa and Lily. Leni will raise Lola. Luna will raise Lynn Jr., Lucy, and Lana. And Luan will stay away from us every April Fools day."
Luan Loud: "I'm sorry."
Bobby Santiago: "It's okay babe. You can come with us and we have to move to a new state besides Michigan."
Lori Loud: "Thanks boo boo bear. Until we spend months recovering."
(One month later...)
Agent: "Uhhh Mr. President."
Mr. President: "Yes."
Agent: "What about Lincoln Loud?"
Mr. President: "I know."
Agent: "You suppose to give him a chance, we don't have a room for him."
Mr. President: "Fine, we'll give him a new family."
(The President went to the time out closet where Lincoln Loud was inside the resurrection chamber and getting his brain fully recovered)
Mr. President: "Lincoln Loud, you're relocated to a new family that you know. The Santiagos along with the Casagrandaes."
Lincoln Loud: "..."
Mr. President: "I know, all you need is a new family. However, we just banned Ace Savvy and Legends Of The Hidden Temple due to your failures, because they upset you as our top secret. So we have to ban The Loud House show too, but sadly we refuse to ban the show."
Lincoln Loud: "..."
Mr. President: "Correct. We already got rid of your Ace Savvy stuff. We have to get your non-Ace Savvy stuff from your family and we accidentally got rid of your non-Ace Savvy stuff away with a yard sale at the White House. Plus we have to discard your third and second place trophies. But we still have your golden 1st place magic trick trophies along with Bun Bun."
(The President gives Lincoln Loud his Bun Bun back)
Lincoln Loud: "..."
Mr. President: "Correct, we wanted your life to reset in a better way. No video games, no action figures and other action toys, no comic books, and no magic tricks and other magic shows. Plus, we also have to ban the Royal Woods Middle School in Royal Woods and destroy it to make a better Royal Woods Middle School with over 50 classrooms as extra space."
Lincoln Loud: "..."
Mr. President: "However, we have to make you reunite with your sisters again. Because we discovered that your family are the descendants of your Scottish royalty. However, you'll be relocated to Scotland instead. But we have to remove your ban in Royal Woods. So you could reunite with your family."
Lincoln Loud: "..."
(The president opens the resurrection chamber to free Lincoln Loud. Then the President takes Lincoln Loud to Royal Woods to see the Santiagos)
Ronnie Anne's mom: "(opens the door) Hello?"
Mr. President: "Mrs. Santiago, I want Ronnie Anne to take care of Lincoln Loud due to fanfics, fan shippings, and fan arts about Ronnie Anne and Lincoln Loud getting married."
Ronnie Anne's mom: "Ronnie Anne, the President wants to see you."
Ronnie Anne: "What is it Mom- *GASP!*"
(Ronnie Anne ran to her room)
Ronnie Anne's mom: "Ronnie Anne, say hello to your future boyfriend Lincoln."
(Ronnie Anne came from her room to see the President)
Ronnie Anne: "Mom, that's not our ally. That's the boy who bullied me."
Mr. President: "Ronnie Anne, that was in the past. You kept bullying him too much."
Ronnie Anne's mom: "Lincoln, welcome to the family. (To President) Don't worry, we'll adopt him and take care of him."
Mr. President: "Good, but remember. Keep it as a top secret. Don't worry, I will tell the Loud Sisters. You, Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne will travel into Loch Loud in Scotland when they're adults enough."
Ronnie Anne's mom: "We promise."
(10 years passed when Lincoln Loud had his brain restored and he got his voice back and he and Ronnie Anne joined private family reunions with the Loud Sisters now the Loud Family were established as the Louder Houses Era of the future Loud Family. He was now an adult and was now dating Ronnie Anne. Now, Lincoln Loud was now Lincoln Santiago. 10 years later again, He and her are now married and now have 10 sons and one daughter. After the top secret family reunion guarded by the President's secret services with his sisters)
Lincoln Loud: "This is why I was a kid and bad things happened to me."
Lancina: "Wow, you're a poor fella."
Ronnie Anne: "This is why me and him decided to get married. So we made your 10 aunts keep it a secret. When Lincoln Loud and I were first married, I gave birth to Roki the first child who has interest in computers, then Roni who was interest with fancy living, then Ruke who was interested in heavy metal, then Rane who is interested into memes and comedy, then Ron Andy who is interested in karate and skateboarding and sports, then Rars who is interested in gothic and ninja activities, Reif and Rexx as twins since Reif is interested in fixing and taming animals when Rexx is interested in money and prince pageants, then Revi who was interested in science and computer science, and Reon who is the youngest one. Then Lancina, some day she will be the future duchess of Loch Loud. Now Lincoln Loud and I were 45, we had 10 boys and 1 girl as our only daughter."
Lincoln Loud: "This is why the President made me their top secret. So I have a new life to become a duke again in Loch Loud. After my last family reunions with my sisters and my bros in law as their husbands. However, Luna Loud is married to her husband and wife and Lucy Loud is married to her two husbands Silas and Rocky. We have no choice but to head to Scotland. Loch Loud is my new place. Goodbye comic books, goodbye video gaming, and goodbye magic tricks. I'll miss you. And I'm now retired."
(So after the final family reunion with his sisters, Lincoln Loud and his own family along with Ronnie Anne and her mom traveled to Loch Loud)
Angus: "Hello there Lincoln Loud. Welcome back to Scotland. But sadly, the people of Loch Loud started to riot due to their children watching a TV show about you and the Loud Family. So our guards make our citizens leave Loch Loud and our town is now a ghost town. However, I started retiring. Hey, how about you Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne can be duke and duchess. Right?"
Lincoln Loud: "Sure thing? I'm retired from comic book designing, video gaming, magic tricks and stuff."
(A dozen tasks later to help the citizens of Loch Loud. Lincoln Loud is now re-elected as the duke again. And Ronnie Anne is the duchess. Now Lincoln Loud has a new hairstyle similar to his paternal ancestor and now wears his duke outfit)
In the Loud Castle, In the Loud Castle
One uncle, no ten aunts!
(Meanwhile at Paramount HQ)
Team Paramount Leader: "Enemies of the Loud Family. So why are you here?"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Is it that embarrassing secrets of the Loud Family again?"
Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Ugh! We don't have much time for this."
Team Paramount Leader: "Nope! It turns out that the Loud Family are part of the Scottish royalty tradition!"
(The enemies of the Loud Family gasped)
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "They're royalties! I thought that Lincoln Loud was a stupid troublemaker, he destroys our Ace Savvy community!"
Team Paramount Leader: "Correct!"
Mr. Bolhofner: "Lincoln Loud's a weakling, not a part of royalty."
Steak Stankco: "So these losers are royalty!?"
Stan Stankco: "I thought they were wimps! Because they lost in the Legends Of The Hidden Temple!"
Anderson: "So we accidentally bullied a descendant!"
Principal Ramirez: "Ugh! I have insulted and bullied a descendant too!"
Principal Huggins: "That lunatic became legend. And Royal Woods kicked him out!"
Mayor Davis: "Yep, this is what we get."
Burnt Bean Manager: "Ugh! We just heckled this as a royalty. My parents kicked me out and I was fired since that Mr. Nice President made the Police arrest us."
Lola's Snooty Judge: "Ugh! I was fired from being a judge because the other judges knew that I was so miserable and I didn't notice that the boring insignificant pageant girl was royalty all along! Of course I was arrested by the police too."
Scoots: "I was kicked out from Royal Woods and was arrested by the police due to me insulting Lynn Jr. as an emu! But I didn't know that Lynn Jr. was royalty."
Scientist Critic: "I was banned from the Scientist company and I was kicked out from my scientist friends. And I was arrested by that police thinking I was harassing that young scientist that was a royalty. Maybe the President knows that we're enemies of the Loud Family."
Pablo: "UGH! LUCKY!"
Larry Pingery The Bratty Person: "Ugh! Curses!"
Taylor: "That made us so guilty!"
Sue: "What a coincidence!"
Ryan Miller: "All this time, we were busted by that family that turned out to be a royal family. I'll never fully recover."
Joyce Crandall: "These Louds has ruined my plan! Without them, Royal Woods is goodbye! But these Louds are royalty?"
Vic: "Yeah right! That royalty boy has foiled my plot!"
(And Chandler appeared as a cyborg after he was resurrected by Paramount)
Chandlerborg: "DRAT!"
Doug: "For long, we have been jealous. We thought Luna was just a mess maker."
Mitchelle: "So this is when we found out that Luna's royalty!?"
Hank: "This Loud family should've gone for the head!"
Hawk: "Yeah!"
Stan Stankco: "It's been years since me and my son Steak have won the entire Legends Of The Hidden Temple! But then, the President banned our favorite TV show! But we accidentally insulted the President's top secret and threw us in jail! And we didn't know the weaklings that descended from that dumb Scotland trash! Too bad these weaklings have failed to have a father and son bonding right son!"
Steak Stankco: "Yep! Our favorite show was banned! But then... Paramount is our hero! He hired us to join this famously popular company. To avenge our favorite game show! We will take down the President! And soon! Paramount and Nickelodeon will force the President to surrender, and make him pay to make reboots of our awesome show Legends Of The Hidden Temple forever!"
Vic: "I wanted to make the retirement home out of order to make these old dorks move to a new place. But my plan has failed. So I came up for revenge against him!"
Hank: "Years ago! We have beaten up Lincoln Loud and his nerdy jerk!"
Hawk: "But the Loud Sisters! They scared us to death! But someday! They will get a cavity search and we will be the evil dentists to extract their teeth! Viacom has hired us to seek revenge against the Loud Family!"
Hank: "It's payback time!"
(Ruth appeared as a dark being after being resurrected by Paramount as now known as Disbelief Ruth)
Ruth: "Ugh! Now, I'm the laughing stock of the Loud Family Tree. All of because the Loud Family was the descendants of some stupid Scotland royality."
(Ruth roars hardly)
Dr. Linnaeus: "That Loud Family must die!"
Team Paramount Leader: "However, Morag will help you guys."
Morag: "That's right!"
(Morag came from the dark side)
Morag: "It's been one of those days since those Louds have defeated me! But then, Paramount rescued me and took care of me and gave me some shelter. I'm not in Scotland anymore. However, I joined forces with Paramount so we could kidnap these Loud Sisters and their parents so we could enslave them as cyborgs. Then, we can takeover that dusty town known as Royal Woods, and then Loch Loud. Paramount requested us so we can turn Lincoln Loud female and eliminate or enslave him to make comics for your Ace Savvy comic series. Don't worry everyone. We will make those Louds as our slaves, then we will take over anything!"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Understandable, You're still welcome to the team Morag."
Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Well… If the Louds are banned from Royal Woods and moved away from the whole town. But what about their ramshackled home?"
Team Paramount Leader: "If the Louds have finally left Royal Woods, what will happen to their Loud House? Oh well, it's time to kidnap Lincoln Loud."
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Yes! We will teach those stupid legendary Loud Family a lesson!"
(That night, Lincoln slept on the king sized bed and until two bandits kidnap Lincoln and took him in a helicopter and drove the helicopter to Paramount's secret base in America)
(Later, Lincoln woke up and saw himself tied up in a chair until then…)
Lincoln Loud: "What the-, Where am I?"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Well, well, well… It isn't the pooper scooper that murdered our creator of Ace Savvy."
Lincoln Loud: "You! I've thought you hired me and Clyde as slaves!"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "I know, but you killed our Bill Buck, the creator of Ace Savvy and you also killed Kitty, the antagonist of Ace Savvy. During our demise, our staff, cast, and fans didn't survive the destruction of the Ace Savvy Convention Center while we were making a TV show of Ace Savvy. We got our memories wiped, but the President has banned Ace Savvy for that stupid top secret of theirs. Now we are thrown in jail, because of you! Until Viacom hired us to destroy you. So we made comic books to make Ace Savvy as a villain."
Lincoln Loud: "Yep, I heard about Ace Savvy getting banned. But why did you make Ace Savvy evil? Ace Savvy can't change who he is."
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "You made Ace Savvy evil because of you. Luckily, we turned your friends into cyborgs."
(Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Zach, and Stella appeared as cyborgs)
Lincoln Loud: "*GASP!* How could you do this?"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "It's not our fault, it's yours!"
Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "See, we tried to warn you."
(Ruth reborn as a evil being and Chandler as a cyborg along with Vic, Mr. Bolhofner, Chef Pat, Ryan Miller, Joyce Crandall, Hank, Hawk, Steak Stankco, Stan Stankco, and Principal Ramirez appeared along with Mayor Davis and Principal McHuggins)
Mr. Bolhofner: "Mwa ha ha ha! It isn't Lincoln Loud."
Ruth: "Welcome my most hated grandnephew. It's been a horrible time since my home was condemned and I got arrested by the police and I was rushed to the hospital until you showed up and killed me! Now I was resurrected by Viacom as Disbelief Ruth!"
Ryan Miller: "For years, me and my parents tried to destroy the cherries in Royal Woods. But you foiled S.U.S.P.E.N.S.E. and our plan to make peaches popular in Royal Woods!"
Vic: "You ruined my plan to get rid of the retirement home! Now I'm back for revenge!"
Joyce Crandall: "You are the one who is responsible for foiling my plans since my mom fired me!"
Steak Stankco: "And you ruined our favorite TV game show Legends Of The Hidden Temple because of your President!"
Chef Pat: "My life is ruined after I was sent to jail for committing child tourture in middle school! All because of you Lincoln! I got fired from middle school! Now the Louds has ruined my life!"
Chandlerborg: "It's been years since you killed me Lincoln! Due to your TV show made my father and me go bankrupt, and you've murdered me!"
Principal Ramirez: "I've been expecting you Lincoln. You are the one who destroyed the entire Royal Woods Middle School! And you have been making it banned by the President. And I've also got fired thanks to your dumb president! I was secretly working for Paramount's evil side in order to fill every class and banish you to Mr. Bolhofner's class. I was also banned due to the President blaming me for banishing you to Canada, making you banned from it!"
Principal Huggins: "And you also destroyed the entire Royal Woods Elementary School! YOUR CHILDHOOD SCHOOL!"
Mayor Davis: "The President says that they have to ban Royal Woods. There's nothing that we can do!"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Meet Mr. Bolhofner, Chef Pat, Steak and Stan Stankco, Ryan Miller, Vic, Chandler McCann, Hank, Hawk, Mayor Davis, Principal Huggins, Principal Ramirez, and your aunt Ruth. But that's not all..."
(Bill Buck now reborn as Ace Savvy appeared too)
Bill Buck: "Well, well, well. It isn't my fan, Lincoln Loud."
Lincoln Loud: "Ace Savvy? I thought you're just my favorite fictional superhero from my favorite comic book Ace Savvy."
Bill Buck: "Yes, but I am Bill Buck. And you accidentally killed me. My movie judges have resurrected me with a resurrect-inator and used a reboot-inator to turn me into Ace Savvy."
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "We also resurrected Ruth, Chef Pat, and Mr. Bolhofner with dark magic. We have searched about you and your personality. You have 10 sisters that are better than you! And we hired someone."
(Morag appeared)
Morag: "MUAH HA HA HA!"
Lincoln Loud: "Morag!"
Morag: "Years ago! I have been defeated and was stuck in that entire seashore. Then Angus as a co-duke has gave me community service. Until Paramount showed up with their submarine and captured me. So I joined forces with Paramount to get the drop from you."
Lincoln Loud: "What!?"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Yes. You're weak and the most hated fugitive in Royal Woods and a threat. And you have transgendered female traits. So we have to change your male gender into female."
Lincoln Loud: "WHAT!"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Your future dream is to become a ghost hunter, video game tester, cartoonist, and astronaut, but as a duke. But your future will be extinct. Alright, turn him into a woman."
(Bill Buck uses the Gender-change-inator to turn Lincoln into a female. Lincoln loses his mustache and beard, his hair grows long. He is no longer a male)
(The female Ace Savvy Movie Judge uses the DNA scanner to see if Lincoln's gender has changed)
DNA scanner: "100% female."
Bill Buck: "Yes! It worked!"
(The Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge show Lincoln a mirror that made Lincoln see himself as a female)
Lincoln Loud: "I'm a female! AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Looks like you're our slave for designing comics. Mwa ha ha!"
Lincoln Loud: "Turn me back!"
Female Ace Savvy Judge: "NEVER!"
(The female Lincoln Loud kicked the Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge's eye and glasses. The Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge's eye gets extremely damaged)
Male Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "My eye!"
(The female Lincoln Loud kicked the Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge's nose)
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "*GASP!* My nose! My beautiful nose."
(The female Lincoln Loud tried to escape, but he got paralyzed by the Clyde McBorg. Now the Ace Savvy creators and Paramount enslaved Lincoln as a comic designing slave after Lincoln lost his male gender. The female Lincoln is now in his prisoner outfit)
Mr. President: "Ronnie Anne, it turns out that Paramount has captured your husband. And the creators of Ace Savvy helped them capture him and turned him into a female."
Ronnie Anne: "What! How could they?"
(Luckliy, the 10 Loud Sisters appeared)
Lori Loud: "Hey there Ronnie Anne, what's wrong?"
Mr. President: "It's too late. Your brother is kidnapped by Paramount."
(The President shows the 10 Loud Sisters a video they recorded that Paramount turned Lincoln Loud into a female)
Lori Loud: "WHAT!? Lincoln Loud got himself turned into a girl, and the movie judges of the Ace Savvy Convention Center helped Paramount turn him into a female?"
Lola Loud: "I thought these judges of the Ace Savvy Convention Center fired us due to our flaws and embarrassing moments. However, we quit from being the cast of the Ace Savvy movie so we could not let our bro down."
Lisa Loud: "Why did they study the physics of Gender Swapping and Gender Transformation? Changing a gender from male to female and female to male is a bad idea? That's the physics of Evil Science. I hope I haven't invented a Gender-Change-inator. The other physics of Evil Science is DNA hacking, DNA corruption, and genetic mutation."
Lynn Loud Jr.: "Looks like Ace Savvy betrayed us by enslaving our brother. But why did Ace Savvy become evil? I thought I was secretly Ace Savvy's fan?"
Mr. President: "We have to ban Ace Savvy and Legends of the Hidden Temple because they broke the rules of our top secret. But now our top secret is blown. Including that project Shadow that Dr. Ivo Eggman Robotnik hacked into our secret lab's system."
Lola Loud: "We must find a way to stop that Ace Stupidity and rescue Lincoln Loud."
Mr. President: "I'm sorry girls. But Paramount has targeted every good Nickelodeon character in our universe. What if you girls get caught by Paramount? You girls are also victims of Paramount."
Lola Loud: "Oh sorry."
Lynn Loud Jr.: "Looks like we're not ready yet to stop Paramount."
Lori Loud: "See ya later Ronnie Anne."
(Later, It's Lincoln Loud's birthday in Paramount's HQ. And the female Ace Savvy movie judge carried a moldy and out-of-date cake)
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Horrible Birthday Stinkoln McLame! *GASP!*"
(The female Ace Savvy judge saw that the female Lincoln Loud died when he was designing comics.)
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Lincoln, I command you to wake up!"
Bill Buck: "What's happening there! *GASP!* Lincoln is dead. Call the nurse!"
(Paramount's nurse Sue appeared)
Sue: "It turns out that Lincoln Loud has brain cancer. Today, Lincoln Loud died during his birthday. Yeesh! For years I was kicked out and fired from that retirement home. Plus he has died due to fanfictions and shippings of Ronnie Anne and Lincoln Loud getting married so called Ronniecoln. The Loud House fans made Ronniecoln a canonical reality and may cause a fictional canon distortion that poisoned Lincoln Loud. Since a fictional canon distortion that changed the 2nd Dimension way worse."
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Yes! Lincoln Loud is dead!"
Bill Buck: "Fine, you can have your victory gum-"
(Suddenly, the President and his secret services raids Paramount's HQ and came to rescue Lincoln Loud)
Mr. President: "This is the President. Give us Lincoln Loud or else-"
(The President and his secret services saw that the female Lincoln Loud has deceased)
Bill Buck: "See, Lincoln Loud has died on his birthday."
Mr. President: "We're too late. Today it's Lincoln Loud's birthday. But Lincoln has died. Sorry Bill Buck, we have to save Lincoln's body. But now, Lincoln died as a female forever."
(The President and his secret services took the female Lincoln's corpse from Paramount)
Female Ace Savvy Movie Judge: "Yes! Lincoln Loud is dead!"
Bill Buck: "(To the female Ace Savvy movie judge) You can have your Victory Gum."
(Later, the President tells Ronnie Anne and the 10 Loud Sisters)
Mr. President: "It's too late, Lincoln Loud has died due to his brain cancer. That means he will be stuck as a female forever."
Lori Loud: "No! How could Paramount do this!?"
(The 10 Loud Sisters began to cry)
(Lincoln Loud's chipped-up tooth began to fall apart)
(Cut to Lincoln Loud's funeral in Loch Loud in Scotland. The 10 Loud Sisters, Ronnie Anne and her mom, and the President are here)
Lucy Loud: "We gather you here today about Lincoln Loud on his birthday. The important person and most blown top secret. We will never forget about him."
Mr. President: "May Lincoln Loud be with you. Amen."
Ronnie Anne's mom: "(sobs) He was the greatest foster child I ever have."
Lynn Loud Jr.: "This is why I called Ace Savvy as Ace Stinky!"
Ronnie Anne: "He was the greatest husband. We will remember him."
(After Lincoln's funeral, Lincoln's body began to wither into dust. And Lincoln Loud's orange soul became colorless. The Duke as a ghost appeared and carried the female Lincoln's ghost along with Bun-Bun into a sacred forest)
Duke Loud: "Lincoln. I have failed you. Now our family turned against you"
(The Duke hid in the forest and put Ghost Lincoln Loud down)
==Bonus Scene==
(After Lincoln Loud's death, the Duke carried Lincoln Loud's ghost into the sacred woods of Scotland along with Bun-Bun and put Ghost Lincoln Loud down.)
Duke "It's time!"
(The duke made Ghost Lincoln Loud fused inside Bun-Bun, and Lincoln Loud now has a plush body. The white colorless aura became orange and made Lincoln Loud have pure orange hair. Lincoln Loud gained the word Nickelodeon as a birthmark)
Duke: "Lincoln, it's me. The duke, your ancestor."
(Lincoln Loud opened his eyes and saw that Duke Loud)
Lincoln Loud: "Gah! The Duke, it's you… Wait a minute?"
(Lincoln Loud looked himself and founded out that he was Bun-Bun)
Lincoln Loud: "Gah! I'm Bun-Bun. Why did I look like a half-human and half-bunny rabbit?"
Duke: "You're fused with your toy, what's the name again? Oh, yes… a stuffed bunny. Actually, during my life as a ghost. My royal family are fighting about a magic box that has a vision about our descendants' embarrassing life. However, my family disowned me. Well, so I found you. After I've learned that ghosts can fuse with plush toys to have new bodies. Yeesh! I'm so disappointed that your parents got rid of you. However, have you ever known that I have a few ancestors that made us have that white hair trait?"
(Luckly, Duke Loud's ancestors appeared)
Duke Loud's prehistoric ancestor: "Oh ah!"
Duke Loud's ancient civilization ancestor: "Hello there future grandchildren."
Duke Loud: "Years ago, I was under depression since my sisters became famous in America in the 1600s due to fairytale story writing, caregiving, fashion styling, music, comedy and wisecrackery, sports, poetry and other gothic stuff, beauty pageant, fixing and befriending animals, science, and preschooling during adult years. Later, I died as an adult before my sisters passed away since my sisters are adults. Luckly, I inherited it from my ancestors. They passed the white hair trait to us."
Lincoln Loud: "So this is why we got that white hair?"
Duke: "Yep."
Duke: "We're spirits now, that means we can be able to develop magical elemental attacks. Well, ghosts are just immortal and are unable to die."
(Lincoln Loud and the Duke hugged themselves, until Lincoln Loud's ghost magic transforms the Duke into a female princess)
Duchess: "Gah! What happened to me? Am I a girl? This is very bad! What if my royal family saw that I'm a female? It's no use, the end of the Loud Family's future is here."
Lincoln Loud: "Yeah, I guess so. But on the bright side, there are a bunch of plushies in a donation box at the thrift store."
(So the Duchess, Lincoln Loud, and their ancestors went near the thrift store)
Duchess: "Hey, a selkie. My sisters used to tell me about a story about Scottish mermaids. How about we can make our new roleplay family instead."
(The Duchess fused herself with a selkie mermaid plushie and gained a new form and gained blue, orange, and green hair)
Lincoln Loud: "Good thing that we're alot like the muppets!"
(But then, a new family of dragons came to see the duchess)
Duchess: "Wait! A family of dragons?"
Lincoln Loud: "Wow!"
Duchess: "Hey, I have an announcement! We could start a new family, I will be Lincoln Loud's guardian. I'm going to become a duchess and I'll be in charge."
Lincoln Loud: "But why?"
Duchess: "Listen Lincoln, the world is unsafe for you. Because you gained more pain and loss, it looks like Royal Woods isn't a great place for you. This is why I need to protect you."
Lincoln Loud: "*sigh!* Ok, fine."
Duchess: "You're not worthy enough to go out in public. And the other people are after you. In order to prove yourself worthy. You needed to do a lot of training. Remember to stay hidden, everyone beyond Scotland are strangers. Now, our mission. We are going to go treasure hunting to collect a lot of relics."
Lincoln Loud: "Okay."
Angus' son: "Wow! Hey everyone! Lincoln as a female is back! And he's an ghost."
Ronnie Anne: "Lincoln, is that you?"
Lincoln Loud: "Ronnie Anne! It's you!"
Ronnie Anne: "Yeah. But sadly, your daughter Lancina has died."
Lincoln Loud: "What?"
Ronnie Anne: "However, I had to break up with you due to a step-sibling marriage we caused. Now, we're through. Me and your 10 sons are moving to America. You're on your own."
(Ronnie Anne and her 10 sons left Scotland)
Lincoln Loud: "Farewell Ronnie Anne."
(12:00 Midnight, Lincoln Loud is sleeping. Until… Albert as a ghost came here to see Lincoln Loud)
Albert: "Hey there Lincoln Loud. Long time no see."
Lincoln Loud: "Pop Pop, is that you?"
Albert: "Yes. And what happened to you? Nah, I saw that you've got turned into female as one of your sisters. That horrible convention judges of the Ace Savvy Movie did this. But right now, we're just lifeless. So anyway, why are you combined with your Bun-Bun?"
Lincoln Loud: "Ya know. Ghosts fused with stuffies and plushies to have new bodies. I got a new one for you."
(Lincoln Loud showed Albert Loud the jumbo plush bunny)
Albert: "Now I get it."
(Albert Loud fused himself with a jumbo plush bunny)
Albert: "Oh my. I look like I got a new body."
Lincoln Loud: "Okay."
Duchess: "Lincoln, go to bed."
Lincoln Loud: "Duke, meet Albert. AKA Pop Pop."
Duchess: "Oh, hi there Albert."
Albert: "Nice to meet you Duke. I thought you're a duchess."
Duchess: "I know. I'm a duchess. And we're going to form a new pretend family. We're the Ghost Guardians."
Albert: "That's more like it."
Lincoln Loud: "*sigh* It's been a long time."
