The episode starts off taking place two months after the events to the season two finale
"Why hasn't Pearl been answering my messages?" Freddie asked
"Maybe she's still upset about you not denying Carly's feelings for her." Harper replied
"It's been two months since that happened." Freddie says
"We girls take breakups a lot serious than you boys." Millicent said
"Did you and Derek broke up?" Spencer asked
"Oh no we're still together." Millicent replied
"I'm still upset about my breakup with Double Dutch." Harper says
"I thought she was supposed to back from her tour by now." Carly said
"Well it got extended." Harper said
"Let's just put this aside and not worry about anything for one whole week." Carly said
The doorbell rings
"Coming." Carly said
Carly opens the door and sees Missy on the other side
"Carly!" Missy yelled
"You!" Carly yelled
"This is awkward." Spencer said
Theme song plays
Exterior shot of the building
"What are you doing here Missy?" Carly asked
"That's Missy" Harper asked
"Can someone give me a follow up?" Millicent asked
"Missy tried to get rid of Sam so she can be Carly's best friend. She gave Sam poison chocolate. I didn't like to see her suffer so when I won the school at sea contest, I gave it up to Missy instead." Freddie said
"Yeah and now I'm back." Missy said
"No you aren't. Bye bye." Carly said
"Carly I'm sure she's sorry for what she did." Spencer said
"How do you know? You were being tortured by Chuck." Carly says
"He's right. After I returned from that cruise, I went to therapy. I'm sorry for trying to poison Sam. If you want I can take you clothes shopping." Missy said
"Well I do need new clothes. Harper you're coming with." Carly said
"Do I have to?" Harper asked
"Yes now get cleaned up." Carly says
Harper, Carly and Missy all walk out
"Well I'll catch you all later." Millicent says
"Oh where are you going?" Spencer asked
"I'm meeting Derek at Shay What for a date so I'm getting cleaned up. Grandma B is ironing my dress." Millicent says
"You need some advice from your dad?" Freddie asked
"No. I love you dad but if I get advice from you then I'd end up being single forever." Millicent says and walks out
"I've had girlfriends." Freddie said
"But they never lasted." Spencer says
"Noted." Freddie said
Scene now cuts to a shopping mall where Carly, Harper and Missy are trying on clothes
"Oh Harper those clothes look lovely on you." Carly said
"Thank you Carly." Harper says
"See I told you this would be nice." Missy said
"Hey I'll be back. I got to pee." Carly said and runs off to the restroom
"So your dad was stationed at sea too?" Harper asked
"Uh huh. Hey you want to get some wings?" Missy asked
"Sure but what about Carly?" Harper said
"She'll catch up." Missy says
Soon they walk out of the store after paying the clothes as Carly comes back
"Harper? Missy? Did they leave me here?" Carly asked
Scene now cuts to the Benson apartment where Mrs. Benson is putting on Millicent's dress
"Oh my grand baby is going on her date." Mrs. Benson said
"Okay grandma B you don't need to be excited." Millicent says
"So is he picking you up?" Mrs. Benson asked
"I told him to meet me at Spencer's restaurant. I should probably head over there now." Millicent said
As Millicent walks out, Freddie walks in
"Hi dad, bye dad." Millicent said
"See ya kiddo. No I was talking to my kid. Yeah, okay talk to you later. Bye." Freddie said and hangs up his phone
"On the phone with Pearl?" Mrs. Benson asked
"Oh no my old pal Gibby called." Freddie replied
"Oh I forgot about him. How's he doing?" Mrs. Benson asked
"He's doing alright. But I think I'm back to being single." Freddie replied
"Pearl wasn't your type anyway." Mrs. Benson said
"That's what you said about Carly and Sam." Freddie says
"I thought Carly tried to kill you but I now know she saved you. Plus Sam treated you like you were a piece of shit." Mrs. Benson said
"But she matured. Now that I think of it, she probably would have said something embarrassing about me to Pearl. I miss her so much." Freddie said
"She still in Los Angeles with that girl Cat?" Mrs. Benson asked
"No after Carly came back, Sam moved out of Los Angeles. Then a few years later she joined that biker gang. I know it's Sam but I hope she's doing okay." Freddie replied
"I'm sure she's fine." Mrs. Benson said and walks off
"Huh I wonder how Carly and Harper are doing." Freddie says
In Carly/Harper's apartment, Harper and Missy are taking selfies with their new clothes when a pissed off Carly walks in
"Oh hey Carly. Where have you been?" Harper asked
"Where have I been?! You left me at Wal 2 Walmart and I had to walk all the way home!" Carly yelled
"Relax at least you're home now." Missy said
"Are you guys wearing matching clothes?" Carly asked
"Yeah to support our new friendship." Harper replied
"Hey Harper I have to head out." Missy said
"Want me to walk you out bestie?" Harper asks
"Bestie?" Carly says
"I would like that. Hey want to come by sometime and paint our fingernails?" Missy asked
"Sure but why wait? Let's do it now. Carly you don't mind do you?" Harper asked
"Well..." Carly said but gets cut off
"Great see ya." Harper said as she and Missy walk out
"Something is very fishy around here. I'm going to get to the bottom of this." Carly said
At Shay What, Millicent walks in and sees Derek at a table near the window
"Millicent over here." Derek said
Millicent walks over to him
"Hey baby." Millicent said
"So why did you pick Shay What for our date?" Derek asked
"Well I figured this would be the perfect place for our hangout." Millicent says
"You know you look very cute in that dress." Derek said
"Thanks my grandma ironed it." Millicent said as she begins to sweat up
"Hey are you okay? You're sweating." Derek said
"Yeah uh I have to pee! Be right back!" Millicent said and walks away as a waiter walks up to Derek
"Two iced teas please." Derek said
Millicent walks up to Spencer
"Spencer. Psst Spencer!" Millicent yelled
"Hey how's your date going?" Spencer asked
"I'm nervous." Millicent replied
"Okay who are you? The Millicent I know is not nervous about anything." Spencer said
"I'm serious! This is my first real date! What do I do? What should I say?" Millicent asked
"Just be yourself. I'm sure he'll like you for yourself." Spencer said
"You're right! Why am I making a big deal! Thanks for the help Spencer." Millicent said
"No prob." Spencer says
Back with Carly, she and Freddie are drinking bottles of wine
"And then they left to paint their nails without me? I think Missy is trying to steal Harper from me." Carly said
"Don't be so paranoid." Freddie said
"She did this exact same thing to Sam. She has to be doing this for revenge." Carly says
"Even if she is, do you think Harper will believe you?" Freddie asked
"I'm her best friend. She has to believe me." Carly replied
"You didn't believe Sam at first." Freddie says
"Get out." Carly said
"Uh this is my house." Freddie says
"Then I'm leaving." Carly said and walks out
Mrs. Benson soon enters the scene as she heard everything
"What's with her?" Mrs. Benson asked
"Eh it's probably that time of the month." Freddie replied
At Carly's apartment, Harper walks in with makeup on her face
"Where have you been?" Carly asked
"Sorry. Missy and I lost track of time." Harper replied
"Don't you see what she's trying to do? She's trying to steal you from me. Just like she tried to steal me from Sam." Carly says
"You're just jealous." Harper said
"I am not! I'm telling the truth." Carly said
"Well if you can't be happy for me then I'm staying with Missy." Harper said
"Fine but don't come crying back when I told you so!" Carly yelled
Harper walks out of Carly's apartment
We now cut back to Shay What as Millicent and Derek are still on their date
"You know this has been such a great date." Millicent said
"Yeah this has been really nice." Derek said
Carly and Freddie are at the booth drinking alcohol with Spencer
"Then she stormed out." Carly said
"So are you guys not friends anymore?" Spencer asked
"Is Carper over?" Freddie asks
Missy and Harper walk in
"Get us a table. I'm going to freshen up." Harper said
"Sure bestie." Missy says
Harper walks up and Missy walks to the booth and sees the trio
"Well hello Shays and Benson." Missy said
"You!" Carly yelled
"What did I do?" Missy asked
"You caused Carper to end their friendship!" Spencer yelled
"We're not calling ourselves Carper!" Carly yelled
"Wow so you figured out my plan." Missy said
"Qué?" Freddie asked
"I was never really friends with Harper. I was using that slut to ruin her friendship with you. And with Carper out of the way, Marly can come crawling back! I win!" Missy yelled
Harper has heard everything and is pissed
"Excuse me!" Harper yelled
"Oh uh Harper. Hey bestie." Missy said
"Don't "hey bestie" me you bitch. You seriously used me just to ruin my friendship with Carly?" Harper asked
"Things are about to get weird." Spencer said
"I was Carly's best friend first! I deserve to be her best friend! Not you, not Freddie and especially not Sam! Marly for the win!" Missy yelled
"Shut up skank! You're nothing but a two timing bitch!" Carly yelled
"Carly doesn't need you! She has us and we love her!" Freddie yelled
"Fine but if they ruin your friendship, don't come crawling back." Missy said
Before Missy walks away
"Oh you're not walking away that easy! Where I come from, when someone tries to scam me out of my best friend, they get a taste of serious whoop ass." Harper said
"Now Harper be reasonable." Missy said
Harper literally kicks Missy out of Shay What
"And don't come back!" Harper yelled
"Damn I did not see that coming." Millicent said
"Now I know not to mess with her." Derek says
"Carly I'm sorry for not believing in you. Can you forgive me?" Harper asked
"Of course. Best friends for life." Carly said
"Yes Carper is back!" Spencer said
"They're not calling them Carper!" Freddie yelled
"Actually I like that ship name." Harper said
"Carper it is!" Carly yelled
The last scene takes place in Spencer's apartment where everyone (except Millicent since she's a minor therefore she's holding what looks to be Sprite) is holding a bottle of alcohol
"A toast to friendship!" Carly yelled
"To friendship!" Everyone yelled
"To Carper!" Harper yelled
"To Carper!" Everyone yelled
"And to Missy being out of our lives forever!" Freddie yelled
"Here here!" Everyone yelled as they drink their drinks as the episode ends
The End
A/N Hope you enjoyed this episode. Season 3 of iCarly is officially confirmed! I hope Missy does return and tries to steal Harper. That would be so nice to see her getting revenge. This takes place two months after the season two finale.