So a quick disclaimer

I do not own the resident evil series

Its property of capcom

Or harry potter

Is property of jk rowling

Cue the intro music for resident evil 7 biohazard go tell aunt rhody

rebel lost his wife magril while she was on a business trip for some malicious corporation and i find out she is alive after three years she was kept in the baker's residence so me and and my trusty dog balto were sent in to assess the mutomycete infection that my little sister caused in dulvey

Hey honey how are you doing today i am doing well i need to get back to work

Rebel you were right

I did lie to you

I should have not but

All i say is that if you get this

Stay away

Cut to a military humvee rolling down the dirt road to the baker plantation in dulvey louisiana

Hey dad it me rebel

Rebel, where are you?

You left the house the other night

Yeah yeah

i am good

i am good

Dad its magril

She is not dead she is alive she is back

They found her?

How chris said

I don't know

I don't know how dad

But she is back

She is back somehow?

Maybe

it's a prank

She wants me to come and get her

Where is she? Chris quipped

Dulvey am i pronouncing it right

Dulvey louisiana?

Chris said

Son it has been three years

Son she has been missing for Three years

I know

I know

But what if it is her

I have to find out what happened

As balto was saying

This seems a little fishy

I know but

I got my trusty pistol with me

Cut to me driving my military humvee through the swamp

Balto was saying up ahead as he pointed with his paw

This is the place balto?

He nodded

As i stopped in a driveway

Balto was getting out of the car

And i began to look at my weapons

What should I take?

My pistol a 45 caliber pistol loaded with ramrod bullets

My spas 12 gauge shotgun with Armor piercing bullets

Slugs

Or my assault rifle

A customized pulse rifle

With one hundred ammunition

Cut to me putting my gasmask on

And me strapping baltos gasmask on

Let's go balto I told him

Looks like a plantation

I looked around

A van? Balto said

Rebel check this van out

I check out the van

Sewer gators

Are they those people that go into haunted houses?

Balto quipped

Balto said i found something

As he placed the note into my hand

Dulvey louisiana haunted house

Huh there is something black on this

Join us the black words were bold

And i placed the note down

Huh there's the house

I told him

I said

Damn it

locked

Balto said

Rebel

This way he told me

As i followed him

Ugh the smell of death

i love it

As balto was crawling through the

Hole in the fence

I began to crouch and i said

I can squeeze through

As i go through the hole

As i began to climb up the hill with my gun drawn

I took aim

And i walked down the hill

Rebel look

As balto picked up a purse

That's magrils purse

He said

Here as he passed it to me

Magrils drivers license

But it's coated in a black sticky substance

As i began to enter the guest house

I began to take aim

Balto was armed with his knife

The door slammed shut

Be careful there is broken glass balto pointed out

As we walked into the hallway

Rebel this is a kitchen

Nothing but a bunch of roaches

Hmm as i opened the pot

Ugh what is this? I gag as i smelled it

As i felt cockroaches on my hand

Fucking gross

As i was walking past a newspaper

20 missing in 2 years

As i was walking past a piano

Hey rebel here

As balto picks up newspaper

I began to say my quote

3 missing during urban trip

State authorities have been asking for help locating these men who

Went missing during their travels in dulvey parish from new orleans on the ninth of this month

The missing men were identified in the following list as

Peter walken

And

Andre stickland

And

Clancy javis

The three produce videos for the internet

And traveled to dulvey to shoot footage of their latest production

The videos consist of the group mostly exploring abandoned buildings And haunted houses

As balto picked up a video tape

Labeled in black

Derelict house rehearsal

As i placed it and began to watch it

Peter walkens quotes

Boo

Where did you find this guy?

Clancy's quote

Give me a break pete

Hey i only work with professionals

Hey speaking of which make sure the sound is right this time

I do not want a repeat of amarillo

That was two fucking years ago

I don't do ADR

This new guy i am not feeling it

Again andre said

Just don't be surprised if we have to make a change

New plan

We do a walkthrough inside

first then we shoot the intro

Just like we always do

Just try to say the shows name this time OK

No problem

Tonight on sewer gators

another worthless fucking shithole

Happy?

Estatic

Are we rolling?

A;right let's go

Get out of the way

Its locked

After you

Sy are we in hell this time

Do you ever prep

What to prep shitty house spooky sounds

Ohh is it haunted

Fuck me! i was an anchor you know

Weekend sub pete not anchor

What's that? Pete said

Nothing andre said

What's the story andre?

Abandoned farmhouse family missing foul play suspected

Long descriptive saying later

Balto? Do you see a chain in the chimney

Yes i do balto said

He pulled it with his paw

And i began to turn around

And i was going down the ladder as balto clinged onto my back

Damn balto you are heavy

He said the ages take their toll on you

i laugh and said oh yeah buddy

To be continued