It was a beautiful day on Yavin IV. This was a typical vacation destination for the Jedi turned Sith. He was out sunbathing in his Sith attire when a stormtrooper came in, nervous like someone who had a kidney stone.

"Daddy Vader, seems that someone is here to see you!" shouted the trooper.

"Very well. I will meet him after I finish my delicious hot and spicy wings I purchased at Publix on Planet Florida." Vader replied.

At the entrance of his vacation home, there stood a tall, gangly, squid-like figure. In all his days of being a cashier and freaking hating on that gay ass retarded sponge, Squidward never thought he would achieve his lifelong dream of leaving Bikini Bottom and moving to Yavin IV. He wanted to get to know his neighbors to see if he could ever exploit them. After standing out his front door for 12 minutes, the huge door opened and a trooper motioned him in. As the former tiki head resident walked through the halls, he was in awe at the size and scope of this place. Finally, Squidward reached where Vader was: the hot tub room.

"Why, hello there young man." Vader boomed. "What brings you to my residence?"

"I was just coming to say hello, I just moved in nearby not long ago." The squid replied in his nasal tone.

"Ah, a new neighbor, how pleasant. Would you care to join me here? The hot water feels very nice and relaxing." Vader offered.

"Oh, I don't want you to be obligated to welcome me…" Squidward then realized just how nice it'd be to rehydrate, he is a sea creature after all. "I guess a small soak won't hurt…"

"Excellent." Vader said with purpose.

As the two were chilling in a hot tub 5 feet apart, Vader got an idea.

"Troopers, bring me some of the good stuff."

The troopers left, and Squidward was very curious and a little worried. "Sir, what are you planning?" Squidward asked worriedly.

"Don't fret, Squid. You will surely enjoy this." Vader reassured.

The troopers came back and laid a covered platter next to the hot tub. Vader then lifted the lid and revealed two rolled up marijuana joints. Vader handed Squidward a joint. "Let's blaze, dude."

Squidward had only done cannabis as therapy for dealing with that faggot sponge and his fatass friend starfish, but he never done it recreationally. He couldn't turn this down.

As they smoked their joints, Squidward had a case of the munchies. "Bro, I'm starving…"

Vader agreed. "How about I order us a Dinner Box from Pizza hut? It's on me"

They put in the order, and 25 minutes later, Jabba the hut came and delivered their Dinner Box. Jabba had hit it big with his pizza joint after giving up his life of holding Leia slave or whatever he did.

However, just as Jabba was leaving, a mysterious bald man came into the room.

Squidward got worried. "Vader dude, who is this guy?..."

Vader was ecstatic. "Holy crap, its one of my great friends from college! Walter White!"

"Yup, its me, Walter." He introduced himself. And I brought some party powder!

He pulled out a bag of meth, at least like 4 kilos.

"Holy crap dude, lets get this party started!" Vader boomed, as he turned up the music which was currently playing his favorite song.

Hush now, quiet now its time to lay your sleepy head,

I said hush now, quiet now it's time to go to bed!

Vader loved loud lullabies.

However, their party got cut short, as Walter did not realize that the Jabba was actually also a secret cop, who at the sight of Walter immediately reported it to the police. The cops busted down the door and began raiding and shooting, and the three amigos ended up dead, blood staining the floors redder than Reagan's 1984 landslide where he won every state except for his opponent, Walter Mondale's home state of Minnesota.