"Orlinnnnn! I'm getting hungry why don't you go whip something up in the kitchen!" 29 Year old Youtube sensation Nikocado Avocado was living the mediocre life while tethered to his bed. He got food whenever he wanted and all he hd to o was share his delightful meals with the public, and then the money poured in for him and his husband. The only consequence? Eh… Just a few pounds here and there, Nikocado could barely tell that something was different. He felt just as energetic as he did when he started this little channel of his. Though he had to admit that his act had gone a bit far. 'Hamming it up for the fans could be a bit intoxicating and he realized that he tended to stay 'in character' off camera a lot more, such as right now. Orlin noticed this change in behavior and was not pleased!
"You go get your own food! I'm leaving for the weekend anyways you fat fuck!" Nikocado felt a shoe gracefully soar through the air and bounce on his stomach.
"Fine then I'll just get Uber or something!"
Hours passed by and Nikocado scoured the website of eats, but he felt he needed more, so he moved over to the land of Craigslist, Vegas was a wild place with plenty of people willing to do nearly anything, such as gain 300 pounds.
After another hour of scouring the web he found an ad for a maid, by one Acerola.
"Ah what a pretty foreign name, I'm sure she'll make a good maid, and she better start in the morning!"
Nikocado was awakened by the light tap on the door.
"Master I've come with Plenty Of nutrients like you asked, and I hope you left a big mess for me to clean up!"
Nicokado summoned all the strength he had to walk over to the door and let in his temporary maid. She smiled at her client and then took a look at the room, she had seen a couple of his videos so she knew she would be in for a mess to remember, but the state of Cheeto's and soda stains really shocked her.
"Wow Master, look's like you have been a naughty boy, now you just lay back and let me make this mess disappear, and don't even think about starting a new mess yet!'
She helped Nicokado back to his throne (bed), but even Nikocado felt bad about this so he tried to shift his weight the whole time away from her, he didn't want to crush this girl who was four times smaller than him! Him and Orlin didn't know how to hide a body! He then sat back and observed while helping himself to the leftovers of a Denny's family meal that he had ordered as a light snack the night before.
The maid cleaned with an elegance unlike any other maid that Nikocado had hosted before (Though, did Orlin with cat ears really count as a maid?) And she had this weird pet thing that would grab stuff with its tail and toss it in the trash. (Honestly Nikocado had drank a lot of sugar recently so he was half sure that he was hallucinating this weird thing.)
It took a couple of hours and plenty of consumed French fries but his room now looked like it could belong to someone else! Nikocado was sure this maid was worth what he was paying her, but now he wanted to see what other 'substance' she could bring to her role.
"Maid! I hope you know that cleaning isn't even the most important job you have! Do you even understand how Hungry I am right now! I demand that you prepare me some food, and I insist you use that tub of lard that I most graciously left you in the refrigerator!"
"Already on it Master! I brought my own lard! But you know what they say! The more the Merrier! Mimi! Help me cook!"
The little creature helped her set up a tray of the most fattening cupcakes known to man!
Nikocado was growing impatient.
"A king is supposed to be well fed! You ever hear of a king dying of starvation! I don't think so! It's because his crew would serve him loyally, and even if it was just one maid, I'm sure she would pull her weight and make sure the weight of her master didn't sink to such dangerous levels!"
Acerola singsongily replied as she made her way over to the most interesting client that she had ever served. "Of course, my master, here is your treat!"
Nikocado shoved the cupcakes down his gullet, which were surprisingly fairly tasty, and felt that maybe me had gone a bit far with his requests, but his servant didn't seem to mind, she probably was glad that he wasn't asking for anything sexual (He made sure to order a girl maid for this very reason!)
The rest of the weekend was spent having the maid do simple tasks such as prepare a meal or turn on the tv, or clean the nacho cheese stains that somehow ended up on the other side of the bedroom (not even Nikocado could explain those), and Nikocado truly felt like a king up until she had to take her leave and then Orlin returned. Shit, he needed to retire soon, or else he would get like a whole host of male maids and start the world's greatest naked cooking competition, and him and Orlin would be the world's luckiest judges!
Orlin took a look at the clean room with utter dismay and immediately tossed a shoe at Niko, he then prepared to toss a second shoe at him.
"Please tell me the maid was a girl."
Nikocado nodded in between bites of chicken.
Orlin threw the shoe anyways.