I honestly can't say where I got this, it just happened. Hopefully not too hard to follow. Enjoy.

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Jacob looked around, raking his hand through his hair. Eight pairs of eyes were staring at him with sorrow. He looked down at his lap, picking up the little plastic item as he held it out. Two lines. It read two lines, confirming his worst fear. He, Jacob Black, the next alpha in line, grandson of Ephraim Black, was pregnant. By a vampire.

How did his life get to this?

"Jacob"

He looked up at his father. His poor father. Getting news that his only son was knocked up by their enemy. His future generation was never going to be the same, not that it ever was.

"It's okay, I'm not mad" Mad? How can he not be mad? He slept with his best friend's boyfriend, a vampire. MALE vampire might he add. He would be furious had the roles been reversed.

What was Bella gonna think? How would she take the news? It's not every day you go to your best friend and tell her not only did you take her boyfriend's purity but also magically had the chance to carry his seed.

He looked up at Edward.

He was smiling down at him softly, his hand resting on the tiny bulge already forming on his stomach. This is really fucked up. Raking his hand through his hair again he took a deep breath, huge mistake.

"Can..uh…anyone tell me how I got here?" He waved to his stomach. "Got pregnant I mean?

Edward gave him a smile before clearing his throat.

"Well…"


And there we go, Imma let yall imagine what happened or how it happened. I know it sounds kinda crackish but I still welcome it to the public.

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~Rox