Disclaimer before the disclaimer i just want to thank my beta reader Anon2619 for reading and editing this to make sure this wasn't a grammar catastrophe
As always, I don't own Naruto; if I did Naruto would use more jutsu than just Rasengan and shadow clones.
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*Bang!*
"The fuck," I said aloud, grabbing my baseball bat as I heard a loud bang.
I stepped out of my room, with me standing up in all of my 5'3 height, standing as tall as I could, wishing my parents, And brother, and I were home, when I saw a man in a ski mask with a fucking shotgun. "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me," I muttered, after seeing that he saw me. I quickly fled to my room, reinforcing my door, hoping to climb out my window. Then, I heard the man try to kick my door open as I realized my window froze over.
"Yes," I said, finally deciding to use my bat on the window, smashing it open. Glass got on me and cut my cheek. "Damn, that hurts." I wiped the blood off and climbed out the window. "Well, what do I do now? I knew this day would come, but not this soon… damn you, mom, dad and Michael for leaving me alone tonight. Now I'm going to have to break into a store or something," I said, now climbing over my fence. I was ready to run across the street, into the forest, and survive there. Then, I realized the man was running behind me, trying to aim his shotgun towards my head. Luckily for me his shotgun jammed and so I ran back towards him now grabbing a rock and throwing it, hitting him squarely in the balls.
"HOLY FUCK, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" the man yelled, speaking for the first time, one hand clutching his balls, the other pulling out a knife. He dropped the knife once I hit him in the hand with my bat, breaking his hand in the process. 'How I am doing this, I have no idea, but hey I won't question it. After all, I'm surviving and I'm kicking this guy's ass and I might get a cool shotgun out of this,' I thought, ready to break the guy's ribs. He kicked me away, picking up his shotgun and cocking it.
"Burn in hell, you little shit!" he said. His hand was on the trigger just about to shoot. "Any last words?" he asked. Looking to our left, I saw a car driving as fast as possible towards him. I then looked back at him, pointing towards the car. "On your left," I said, with a grin on my face.
The car slammed into him. I could see and feel his warm dark red blood on my face.
Now standing up and seeing the car nowhere in sight, I thanked whatever god smiled upon me and gave me the luck to beat the shit out of a grown man. As a thirteen-year-old boy, I wasn't very strong but I always was a fast and crafty kid with decent luck so that worked for me in the long run. "Now how am I going to explain this to my parents?" I said, before looking towards my right and seeing a white truck with an old guy in it driving towards me fast leaving me no time to escape. "Well, looks like I'm a chosen one then," I said, thinking of those truck-kun memes before getting hit by the truck and dying.
"Where am I now?" I thought aloud, looking around and seeing nothing. "Oh yeah I got hit by truck-kun." I now remembered what led to my death. "Okay, seriously though, the hell did I not get shot in the head before?" Continuing the train of thought I was in, I realized I had nobody to talk to now that I left the world. "Eh, I'm sure they will move on. It's not like they spent much time or even cared about me."
I remembered why I was left home alone in the first place. My parents always favored my older brother, they always compared me to him and always mentioned my shortcomings, but never his; even when he failed the 6th grade and had to repeat it and I didn't, they still always thought of me as worse than him. He thought that too with his massive ego boosts from the girls that loved him so much. Even though he was an ass they still loved him and, hell, everybody in my grade loved him too for some reason, which I never knew. I was ignored even though I was... actually, I wasn't that cool, I was the type of person who put bandages around the lower side of my face while wearing all black thinking it made me look cool; in which it did look cool but nobody cared. I was called a nerd and people said I looked like an anime character which was what I was aiming for to be fair.
Seriously, why did people think my brother was the grace of god with his dirty clothing and his role as the lead singer of his shitty band? "The bastard is so beloved, he and the school thinks he is a fucking rockstar!" I said like i had an epiphany, then I realized my thoughts were getting off track and continued thinking about the things that led me to the place I was in now, like me and my family cohabitating and not really caring about each other
Now that I think about it, where exactly am I? There wasn't any fire, so I wasn't in hell, but I never saw any golden doors or light, so I'm not in heaven. Maybe I was in purgatory. It was logical since there was literally nothing here. There was no other place I could have been other than a coma, but normally you would hear a few voices at least so that was off the table.
After contemplating where I was, I decided to think about the various things I enjoyed in life like anime and gaming. "Too bad I never saw the ending for Hunter x Hunter or Black Clover," I said, not worrying about anyone hearing me anymore. "At least, I got to see the ending of Naruto though, so there's that, although the whole aliens and reincarnation stuff kinda ruined the ending," I finished with a sad groan.
Now with nothing to do, I just thought of things I used to do. Eventually getting bored of having nothing to do and not even having a perception of time, I never really took much for granted but one thing I definitely did take for granted was that.
And so I waited and waited and waited for something, anything to happen, that was new. After I could only guess was years in my new hell, finally, something happened.
"Hello chosen one," a disembodied voice said, scaring me.
"Holy shit am I finally going crazy," I said, happy now that I might have a voice to talk to.
"No, little one, you are not going crazy. I am Kami or God, as you know me as," the voice, now known as god, said.
"WAIT, YOU'RE REAL," I said, surprised that there was actually a God. "I thought you were just something that people made up to make themselves feel better," I finished
"Yes, little one, I am very real," God said.
"Okay, I get that now, but why are you here?" I asked curiously, wondering why God was here and not helping kids starving in Africa or something.
"Ah, yes, as to why I am here; well I am here to give you a chance to live again," God said
"Okay, I'm not going to question why I am going to be given this chance but why are you here instead of stopping kids starving in Africa?" I asked, wishing I had a face to convey what I was thinking right now.
God just sighed. "Would you believe me if I said politics?" God asked.
"By chance, are there more gods that agreed and disagreed about at least helping the world or worlds," I said, already guessing what was going on from my years of reading fanfiction.
"Bingo, you are smarter than you think, but back on topic: do you want to take this chance?" God asked, waiting for an answer.
"So I know there is a catch to my revival, so am I becoming something like a shinigami or ghost rider?" I asked.
"You're right there is a catch, but you are not going to have to do much. Just cause a butterfly effect in a world that needs saving."
"So I'm an anime protagonist, pretty much," I said.
"Pretty much," God said nonchalantly.
"Ok, I accept, but before I'm taken to wherever I'm supposed to go, can I ask a few questions please?" I asked respectfully.
"I shall allow 3 questions," God said.
"Ok, thank you, first– why me, why am I the one you chose?" I asked my first question, genuinely wondering why I was chosen.
"To be honest, you were the only choice as nobody has been in the void for eons," God said.
"Okay, two. Where will I be going?" I asked wanting to know what the hell I signed up for.
"You are being sent to a place where ninjas roam free and use chakra for many powerful attacks" God answered.
"Ok, so I'm going to assume I'm going to an anime world where the villain won."
"Correct, a man known as Madara Uchiha cast a genjutsu over the entire world, causing that world to fall into an endless slumber. But before everybody fell asleep a boy, not too much older than you, called upon the shinigami to stop him, but sadly it was to late. He asked for help from an outside source and we got lucky and you died and got sent here."
"Finally, what will happen to me after I complete my mission?" I asked, thinking the worst.
"You shall live the rest of your life and possibly be called upon again to save more worlds one day," God said.
"Okay, I understand what I'm supposed to do, but is there anything else I should know?"
"A few things: (1) nobody can be informed of your mission, (2) you will be reborn around the time one of the 9 demons attack the village (3) you shall get three wishes to aid you on your mission."
"Okay, so I get three wishes?" I asked in disbelief even though I was literally talking to God.
"Yes, may you choose them wisely,"
"Okay, I see then for my first wish I wish for Minato Namikaze to survive the Kyuubi attack."
"That can be done."
"Second, I want to be born into the Uchiha clan, as the ability with just the base eyes will help me a lot."
"Yet again that can be done."
"Finally, I want perfect control of my chakra."
"I see, that's a wise choice that can be done as well."
"Thank you," I said, genuinely knowing I had the tools needed to change the world.
"No, I should be thanking you little one," God said truthfully. "Now good luck."
And with that, I felt I was not in the void but instead somewhere else, my mother's womb maybe? Oh dear god, I don't want to remember that.. gross! And so I waited for nine months basking in being anywhere other than the void. I was born on April 9th, 3 yearsbefore the Kyuubi attack, to Kazuma Uchiha and Sayuri Uchiha.
They were good parents in all honesty, they took care of me, actually loved me, and talked about plans on how to train me, if I become a shinobi. So, all in all, I was happy with my family and hell I even got a new name Takato Uchiha and I was proud of it. But since this was an anime world I now resided in, the kyuubi attack happened and my parents who were both jonin left to go fight the Kyuubi. Leaving me alone, but I crawled out of my house and that was when reality hit me. "T...this really isn't a dream, isn't it... I really met god, I really was reincarnated, and I am in the world of Naruto," I thought looking at the giant orange fox known as the great Kyuubi no kitsune, the nine tails, or the nine-tailed demon fox.
I saw it tear through the ground, buildings, and... people. They were all real, all of them now dead like I was before I got revived to save this world... then it dawned on me, I really had to save the world, save these people, from Madara fucking Uchiha, the god of war, the ghost of the uchiha clan, I had to stop him, beat him, win. No i had to fucking survive and become the strongest shinobi or at the very least strong enough to go toe to toe with Madara otherwise this world is doomed and I'm going back to the Void.
The Kyuubi tore through what appeared to be the Senju clan district and destroyed it, most of the Kurama clan district, and some of the uchiha clan ended up getting damaged as well because of debris. Other clans had casualties and buildings destroyed but not to the extent the other clans did.
Eventually, I realized my "parents" must have died as they haven't come back. So, yet again, I was alone, 'not like that will change much'. I was waiting for somebody to come to find me as I had no idea what I could do or where to go, as I am only 3 years old at this point in time. I now also realized I had seventeen years to become strong enough or have an ability that could make me strong enough to beat Madara... hopefully I get Kamui for a mangekyo ability and something like Kakashi/Obito's Susanoo to just erase Madara. Sadly, that is not likely to happen as sharingan abilities are based on what we need at the moment.
So after a week, maybe two weeks, a man with a dog mask came who I knew was Kakashi. I was guessing Anbu was sent to go retrieve the orphans of the Kyuubi attack and I just so happened to meet with the copy nin himself. Whilst he was a shitty sensei to team 7, he was a good guy so I trusted him.
He was blunt and asked me a question: "Shall we go get some of your possessions little guy?" I nodded and decided to actually take a look at my house fully and grab a few things before I leave. So I was walking around my house and I saw a picture on my parent's nightstand, a picture of three people: my mom, my dad, and a boy with orange goggles and a pair of them were also on the desk... I was the little brother of Obito Uchiha. 'This had to have been awkward for Kakashi,' I thought, grabbing Obito's goggles as they actually looked cool and putting them over my head and I grabbed whatever money I could find, along with some clothes, and left with Kakashi who had a tense air around him.
"I knew your brother, he was a great person and a friend," he said, and i already could tell i was about to listen to a story. "He was also a hero your parents must have told you about him if you wanted to grab his goggles over most other things." I could tell he was eye-smiling under that mask as we slowed down and he took me to the memorial stone... and I saw my parents, and my brother's names.
"You know your parents and brother all died as heroes," he said with a sad air around him, "your brother ended up pushing me out of the way of a falling boulder and he ended up getting crushed himself," he continued and I nodded since I couldn't speak yet just babble. "He also gave me his eye since I lost one and thanks to his sacrifice I am here today."
He sounded like he was about to cry. "He should have not pushed me out of the way. It shouldn't have been him that died that day," Kakashi said, now getting into darker territory and crying.
I do not know how to console the man and just decided to give him a hug. And I understood why he was crying, as I saw the name of Kushina Uzumaki engraved on the memorial stone, he was crying over losing a mother and another precious person. You know your oddly quiet for a toddler, most toddlers would be crying over losing their parents but it seems your consoling me instead," he said, and i could swear he was eye smiling sadly under that mask, and i just nodded in acknowledgment of his words and continued to hug him not knowing what to do until he stopped crying.
"You know you've lost everything and you don't understand it yet, like me everybody you loved died," he said sadly, and as much as i wanted to console him and tell the poor teenager that things would get better, i couldn't. So I just let him cry everything out until a man with spikey blond hair showed up with flowers and I immediately knew who he was. The yondaime Hokage survived as I asked for and was most likely here to talk to Kushina.
"Hello Kakashi," the man said, not sounding too well.
Kakashi was now looking at his sensei and taking off his mask. "Hello, Sensei." i could tell there was an awkward air around them before the Hokage noticed me
"Kakashi, why do you have a toddler with you?" he asked curiously, after seeing me.
"Oh, this is Takato, Obito's little brother," Kakashi said sadly.
The Hokage knew what this meant and realized Kazuma and Sayuri Uchiha had indeed died. "The little guy seems to have taken a shine to you," the Hokage said.
Kakashi eye-smiled "No, it's quite the opposite actually," Kakashi said, and I had a feeling I was about to see Kakashi a whole lot more.
"Well, since that's the case and the orphanages are overrun now, how would you like to adopt him? as You need a way out of darkness."
"Me? taking care of..." Kakashi was cut off by his Sensei.
"Kakashi we both know you need a way out of your darkness and besides you already seem to care about TTakato-kun so why not adopt him," Minato said, sounding fatherly.
"B-but sensei I'm in Anbu there's no way i could do this," Kakashi said.
"Kakashi, I've noticed that you have been becoming darker in anbu... so as of this day Kakashi Hatake is now just a jonin of Konoha," Minato said
Kakashi, not having any words to say, just accepted and agreed to adopt me instead of going down the dark path he was going on...
And then it sunk in. I was going to be adopted by Kakashi fucking Hatake one of my personal anime heroes.
Chapter end
Alright I'm sure as you have noticed doku has been taken down
well i wanted to inform you all that this was supposed to be the final version of it
also what did you think of the chapter
any ideas for pairings?
what did you think about all the character interactions this chapter? i hope i conveyed that to the si the characters are real and have real emotions
question of the chapter: what is your favorite element?
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