-TOTAL DRAMA PRESENTS: THE RIDONCULES RACE-
Don: Last time at The Ridoncules Race, eighteen teams from across the country took off in a race around the world, running, waiting, and running, also facing their fears and defying the laws of physics, all teams boarded a flight by six teams, flight number one is counted in the air with the greatest possible advantage, flight number two is about to board to catch up with the leaders, and while the flight of The BFF's, The Goths, The Twins, The Adversity Twins , The Jocks and The Rival Tennis will have to wait an hour to take off, which of them will have the greatest humiliation on television? Who will be the first eliminated? Find out now because this is...The Ridoncules Race
Intro
Episode 2: "None Down, Eighteen To Go Part 2"
At the airport, the adversity twins are shown
Mickey: Hand sanitizer?
Jay: No thanks, I already managed to not touch anything
Jay pulled out a juice while wearing oven mitts.
Jay: Juice?
Suddenly they were surprised by the BFF's
Katie: Greetings, future friends!
Sadie: We're here to offer you a friendship between two teams, you guys are lucky to be brothers!
Katie: Yeah, it's what we wish we were!
Katie said and then sneezed, scaring Jay
Jay: AHH, THEY'RE INFECTED, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!
Jay left in a panic
Mickey: Jay, your calamine lotion!
Meanwhile, Amy was on a pay phone.
Amy: Your plan won't work mom, she and I won't become friends because Samey is such an airhead!
Sammy: What are you telling mom?!
Amy: I'm telling her what you are a useless!
Sammy soon snatched the phone from his sister.
Sammy: MOM, don't listen to what Amy tells you!
Amy: Give me that!
Both twins started fighting over the phone
Back with The BFF's, they were talking now with The Goths
Sadie: Would you like to be our friends?
Katie: We will be very good!
Katie sneezed again and the Goths walked away saying nothing.
Sadie: Katie, don't give anyone your allergy.
Kate: Okay...
The BFF sneezed again and this time directly in the face of her best friend
Interview
Katie: Sadie and I are trying to form a friendship with a team.
Sadie: Why have one best friend, when you can have three best friends!
Both girls shrieked with excitement breaking the camera lens slowly
End of Interview
-Images of Morocco are shown-
Don(voiceover): Morocco, formerly known as Italy even though they discovered that there was already an Italy, our first teams will leave the airport to find the next Don box!
The first flight descends over Morocco, and the six teams leave the airport with the Don box in front of them, getting their travel tips.
Jacques: "Spices are good" is an All-in!
Don walks to a spice shack where a local Moroccan used to sell
Don: An "All-in" requires that both team members participate in the challenge, this time the teams must reach this spice shack and choose five different spices that will be delivered by this local vendor
Don brought his hands closer to some spices
Don: Some are...OUCH!
The vendor slapped Don's hand so it wouldn't touch the spices.
Don: Some are sweets, but others are so spicy that they will turn your stomach into a volcano of pain.
Devin: The recommended spices are Cumin, Cinnamon...
Dwaney: Paprika, Saffron and Ginger...
Owen: To receive your next travel tip
The Reality TV Pros were soon stepped on by the other teams who got into the taxis
Owen: Taxi...
In the taxi with Father and Son...
Dwaney: Haha, we're taking a cab and heading to the spice town, we're doing good, buddy!
Junior sighed.
Interview
Dwaney: I'm Dwaney and this is Dwaney Jr.
Junior: They already know.
Dwaney: And we're the Father and Son team.
Junior: They know that too, Dad...
Dwaney: LAST MINUTE, Father and Son team wins the million!
Junior rolls his eyes
End of Interview
In the taxi with The Reality Tv Pros...
Owen: Even after the Total Drama World Tour I'm still afraid of flying, so his name is Beardy, you understand?
Owen pulls out a teddy bear
Noah: Because he's a bear.
Owen laughed
Owen: It keeps me cool while I fly, but Noah doesn't like it, but he does.
Owen starts to put the bear on top of Noah, much to his annoyance.
Don (voiceover): Meanwhile, those on flight number 2 are preparing for a tough battle.
On flight number two, Jen is seen reading a fashion magazine.
Jen: I'd look fabulous in that...
Then she notices that her partner was snoring in his sleep, so she puts an oxygen mask on him to prevent him from snoring loudly.
The Opposite Dudes is then shown, with Sam playing with his GameGuy, while Scott looks worriedly out the window while eating a sandwich.
Scott: I've never been on a plane before, but it doesn't bother me, I've seen a lot of planes on TV.
Sam: Oh yeah, I love that cartoon
Don(voiceover): Meanwhile, the first teams arrive at the spice kiosk
The teams are shown arriving in taxis at the kiosk, seeing the pile of spices that had been
Macarthur: Hey, they're not tagged, why aren't they tagged?
Carrie pointed to one
Carrie: This is, this is cinnamon, this is cinnamon, this is cinnamon!
Interview
Devin: Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
Both friends laughed together
Carrie: You would have been wrong, partner.
Devin: We call each other "partners", and yes, I know the difference between cinnamon.
Carrie: Well, I'm the one who lives with cinnamon coffee!
Devin: Not if you throw them in my pants!
Carrie: Okay mate, I'll never doubt your cinnamon skills again.
End of Interview
Anne Maria was smelling a spice
Anne Maria: Is this cumin? Yes! No, wait! Yes! No! Yes!
The seller looked at the camera annoyed
Anne Maria: BAG IT!
More teams began to choose more spices, until they had all five
Jacques: And with those there are five
The vendor gives The Ice Dancers, The Cadets, The Fame Mongers and The Best Friends a bag full of their chosen spices, tied to a tip
Quirk (voiceover): After collecting their five spices, the local vendor gives the teams their next travel tip.
Jacques read the tip
Jacques: We should go to a restaurant...it's a camel
Several camels are shown spitting and smelling bad
Sanders approaches the vendor
Sanders: Do you know where there is a restaurant?
Getting no response, he leans closer to her ear.
Sanders: A RESTAURANT... WE ARE LOOKING FOR... A PLACE... TO EAT...
She is interrupted by her partner
Macarthur: Calm down Sanders, he's not deaf, he just speaks a different language, sorry about that.
The salesman smiles at her but she also comes closer to his ear
Macarthur: I'M SORRY...EXCUSED...DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Sanders rolled his eyes.
The four teams are then shown mounted on the camels, riding through the hot desert
Carrie: Ugh, gross, these camels suck.
Macarthur sniffed his armpit
Macarthur: Oh, she's right it's the camels!
Don (voiceover): While the first teams ride a camel over the desert, those of flight number 2 arrive in Morocco
The Flight 2 crews are shown leaving the airport, getting their tip, and getting into a taxi.
Don (voiceover): Meanwhile flight number 3 is in the air, and some discuss some strategies
In Flight 3, The Jocks are shown with some pretzels.
Eva: If you hit the mouth, you are the champion
Tyler: I won't let you down.
Tyler throws the pretzel and it falls into the mouth of Pete, who had fallen asleep with his partner.
Tyler: On target!
Back at the kiosk, Owen is seen looking at the spices thinking
Owen: Umm...
Interview
Owen: There were a lot of spices but don't panic...
End of Interview
Owen: WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?!
Owen runs out screaming in panic.
Interview
Dwaney: It's not difficult for a man not to know about spices, in the old days the women gathered the spices and the men were the hunters! Those were the good days, the man had the power and...
Junior: You know mom will see this on TV, right?
The father was shocked and nervous
Dwaney: And times have changed...yay
End of Interview
Taxis are shown approaching
Junior: Oh no, the other teams are coming, we'll lose the lead!
Dwaney: Um, let's just pick five and go.
Noah: Nice plan, just give us the five closest to you
The salesman frowned at him.
Noah: Come on, man, quick, my partner will eat anything, I once saw him swallow half a shower curtain.
Owen: It's just that they had pastel drawings.
Meanwhile, two taxis arrived and from there The Brothers and The Lovers
Field Interview
Jose: We assumed that we would have to choose types of food in the challenge, it is our town, we add spices to everything, even for desserts
End of Interview
Jose and Dawn: Cumin, Cinnamon, Paprika, Saffron and Ginger
They both said at the same time pointing to the spices
Jose: That was amazing, señorita
Dawn: Gracias
The vendor gave them the bags and tips while the other four teams arrived at the kiosk
Don (voiceover): As more teams arrive at the kiosk, flight number 3 has arrived
The last six teams are shown leaving the airport.
Don: But they'll have to hurry if they want to catch up with those who are already reaching the kitchen...
The Reality Tv Pros and Father and Son are then shown riding the camel
Dwaney: Come on, camel, go go!
Their camel looked tired
Junior: Dad, I think that camel is going to pass out.
Dwaney: Nonsense, camels are the ships of the desert, they are tireless.
Dwaney began to force the camel more until it fell down and both fell to the ground.
Dwaney: Oh great, they gave us a broken one.
Back at the kiosk, the Sisters were the only ones left
Emma: The last one, um, what will it be...?
Kitty: How about that one?
A taxi arrived at the kiosk leaving The Adversity Twins
Emma: This is no time to guess, Kitty, um, let's see... um, that one!
The vendor took the spice and gave the bag and tip to Emma.
Kitty: So you can guess and I can't?
Emma: Mine is an educated guess, could you not throw a tantrum now?
Kitty sighed, as The Sisters left, The Adversity Twins arrived, Jay smelled one of the spices
Jay: This is cinnamon?
He sniffed it again but soon sneezed making the cinnamon go up in the air, having a big cinnamon cloud, making The Twins cough.
Commercial Break
Field Interview
Mickey: Apparently we're allergic to cinnamon.
End of Interview
Don (voiceover) While the last teams collect their spices...
While they were still sneezing on the floor, The BFF's arrived at the kiosk
Katie: Hi, would you like to be our friend?
Don (voiceover): Others have a long way to go
The Lovers are shown, and instead of walking on the camel, they were walking next to the camel
Interview
Ella: Our camel was so tired from the heat, so we decided to walk with him to keep him strong
Dawn: If we win the million, we will campaign for people to stop using animals as vehicles, "Walk with them, not on them"
Ella: Um, we can do better
End of Interview
The BFF's are shown being the last to receive the spices and tip.
Field Interview
Katie: So far we're in last place but this is no time to worry.
Sadie: We were delayed by a very cranky taxi driver.
Katie: The fool wouldn't accept being our friend after asking him like ten times.
Sadie: He'll be sorry when we find the perfect friend.
Katie: Oh, he'll be sorry.
End of Interview
Now it is shown in the middle of the desert, a mini restaurant where a cook lit a pot
Don(voiceover): Things are starting to heat up as The Cadets are the first to arrive at the desert restaurant.
The Cadets arrive mounted on the camel
Sanders: There's the Don Box!
Sanders gets off the camel, but Macarthur falls straight to the ground exhausted from the heat.
Macarthur: It's too hot, someone turn off the sun
Sanders pressed the Don box and received his travel tip.
Sanders: It's a Botch-or-Watch, "just stew it"
Macarthur: Only one of us has to do it, right?
Sanders: "Give your five selected spices to the chef, who will add them to a plate of Moroccan stew which one of you must eat."
Sanders gives the spices to the cook and he begins to add them to the pot.
Sanders: "When you finish your stew, run as fast as you can to the Chill Zone, because..."
The Chill Zone is shown, with Don standing on the rug.
Don: The last team to stand on the mat will be eliminated.
The cook gives the cadets their stew
Macarthur: I can't do it, I'm sweating like a criminal being interrogated inside a hot dog cart!
Sanders: Okay, ew...
Meanwhile, The Best Friends and Ice Dancers arrived too, Josse looking at his hand holding a rabbit's foot.
Josse: Come on, sweetie, don't let me down.
Interview
Josse: I'm not usually superstitious, but I think this rabbit's foot is responsible for my good wins.
Jacques: Can I rub it?
Josse: Of course not.
End of Interview
Meanwhile, Dwaney kept getting the camel up and The BFF's ran over them.
Sadie: Not to bother, but you better ride the camel instead of dragging it.
Dwaney: Well, thanks for your help!
Katie: You're welcome!
Then they passed over The Lovers
Katie: Hello, do you want to be our friends?
Dawn: "Walk with them, not on them"!
Ella: It's okay Dawn, you know, I'm starting to like this catchphrase.
More teams are shown riding the camels
Don (voiceover): As The BFF's move away from last place, more teams arrive at the restaurant challenge
Field Interview
Carrie is seen watching Devin from afar, while he was having the stew
Carrie: Oh, Devin, it's so beautiful...
She notices the camera
Carrie: Oh, I wasn't, I just... It's okay, I love it! I've loved him since we were four and he peed in my turtle pool, that's not why I love him, it was when we started growing up, I want to tell him how I feel but what if he doesn't feel the same? He already has a girlfriend, Shelley... who will see this on TV, what am I doing?!
End of Interview
Devin picks up his empty bowl
Devin: Done!
Carrie suddenly hugs him
Carrie: You did it, partner!
Devin: Thanks, now come on we can win this
As they leave, more teams get their stews and more have just arrived, and The Tennis Rivals speed off on their camel until it stops and throws them to the ground, groaning in pain.
Then we see Sanders taking his stew as much as he could.
Macarthur: Come on, more teams reach us, just suck it up!
After very little, she held her empty bowl
Sanders: Done!
MacArthur: Finally!
Then they saw Jacques watching Josse take the stew in a dancer's position.
Jacques: An excellent display of grace and efficiency, bravo!
MacArthur: Uh-oh, run!
The Cadets began to run while the Ice Dancers followed them.
Then we see The Fame Mongers, and Dakota was having the stew, but every time she took a sip she wiped her face with a towel, much to the annoyance of Anne Maria, who twitched her eye as she wiped more
Anne Maria: Stop cleaning yourself, and swallow!
Dakota: That's how civilized people eat.
Anne Maria: This is not a tea party, this is a race for a million dollars that I'm not going to lose, now swallow!
Anne Maria forced the bowl into Dakota, drinking it all down until she lifted it victoriously.
Anne Maria: STOP, I mean, DONE!
Then she notices her partner's mouth full of stew
Anne Maria: Oh, let me do it for you, princess.
Anne Maria vigorously wipes his face with a towel
It then shows The Best Friend running through the desert until Carrie trips over a rock and falls to the ground, when she looked up again she saw Devin near her.
Devin: Are you okay, partner?
Carrie looked at him affectionately, and he began to run while carrying her on his lap.
Carrie: Whoa, easy Romeo
Interview
Devin: You know, for some teams it's weird to be so close, but Carrie and I are good friends, so that's normal.
Carrie: Yeah...normal
Carrie looked at him lovingly again.
End of Interview
Then most of the teams are shown taking the stew, being the ones that botch: Scott, Cody, Tom, Sammy, Pete, Jay, Jose, Crimson, Emma and Owen.
Sam was talking to Sierra as they watched their classmates eat
Sam: I met Total Drama when I was binge-watching TV with my friends for two hours.
Sierra: Total Drama is on every channel, even the cooking channels, I even made a pie chart of how popular Total Drama was.
Sam chuckled.
Sam: Pie
Owen is then seen having his stew, but his face was red.
Owen: You picked the wrong spices!
Noah: Oh come on, I've seen you eat a lot of things, you're as picky as a raccoon, just do it.
Back in the desert, The Cadets were running, with Sanders staying behind and touching his stomach.
Sanders: I have stew pains.
Macarthur: I never leave a soldier behind!
Macarthur starts to carry Sanders
Sanders: It hurts...
Macarthur: It's not my fault you have weak bones!
Back at the stew challenge, the teams continued to eat
Kitty: Come on Emma, go!
Interview
Emma: We picked some wrong spices.
Kitty: Which ones did you choose?
She glares at her
Kitty: Which is nice because I was going to guess.
End of Interview
Jen: Woah, watch out, Tom, you don't want to get your shirt dirty.
Tom: You're absolutely right, can you imagine?
Amy: Hurry up, Samey!
Sammy spits the stew in Amy's face.
Amy: Focus on the challenge, brat!
Sammy continues eating
Amy: I hate how you sip.
Back with The Best Friends, they were still in the desert
Devin: Do you see the Chill Zone, partner?
Carrie: No, I don't see it...oh, there it is!
Carrie points to the Chill Zone and they run towards her and hit the rug.
Don: Carrie, Devin, you're in first place!
The Best Friends cheered, Devin lowered Carrie to the ground
Devin: Yeah we did, I... I'd like to call Shelley right now
Carrie: Yeah...Shelley.
Interview
Devin: Coming in first is very good, especially since we did it together.
Carrie: Yeah, I can't believe it, I just... first place, whoo!
End of Interview
Back with most of the equipment, Owen had finished his stew but it was still spicy.
Owen: I need water!
He then sees a drooling camel, and in an act of desperation, drinks the camel's drool and swallows it whole.
Seeing this, Sammy puffs out his cheeks in disgust.
Amy: Don't you dare spit, Samey, or we'll lose.
Interview
Amy: Our parents took us to a motivational coach, and he's taught us everything there is to know.
End of Interview
Amy: Swallow, NOW!
Sammy swallowed his vomit in disgust.
Sammy: My vomit was hotter than that stew.
Some teams also puffed out their cheeks in disgust, meanwhile The BFF's and The Animal Lovers arrived at the restaurant.
Katie: Do we have to eat our own vomit?
One of the camels vomited on Dawn's head, causing her to tremble in disgust, as Ella gazed at her wonderfully.
Ella: A token of love from a camel
Back with The Cadets, they were running with Sanders still being carried by Macarthur, until they saw The Ice Dancers running, with Jacques lifting Josse into the air, and running over them.
MacArthur: Okay, that's weird.
Suddenly the Ice Dancers collided with a palm tree and a bush, and The Cadets took the lead again
Macarthur: Ha, looks like they went off track, you know? because they are ice dancers
Then, The Cadets were soon approaching the Chill Zone and then they saw the Ice Dancers following them very close, Macarthur began to run faster until he made a big jump and landed on the carpet before them.
Don: Hey, who called the cop?
Don laughed
Don: Second place
Macarthur cheered dropping Sanders to the ground and then walking away with her, then The Ice Dancers reached the carpet and began waving at the camera.
Don: And as Canadian Ice Dancers, you must have heard this, third place
Josse smiled nervously.
Interview
Josse is shown screaming as she throws things off camera while Jacques covers his ears.
End of Interview
Don: 4th-The Fame Mongers, 5th-The Rival Tennis, 6th-The Opposite Dudes, 7th-The Loving Geeks, 8th-The Reality Tv Pros, 9th-The Tough Brothers, 10th-The Fashion Blogguers, 11th-The Sisters
Emma: What, eleventh place?! I need you to try harder, Kitty!
Kitty: And I'd like to try harder.
Emma: Guess when you can do it, when I tell you!
Emma grunted and walked away, leaving Kitty sighing sadly.
Back at the restaurant, Father and Son are the last to arrive.
Junior: Get up dad, you have to eat that stew!
Dwaney: I'll be in a... minute.
Tyler: I'm done!
Eva: Great, now let's go!
Eva took Tyler to the Chill Zone
Field Interview
Junior: I didn't sign up for this, and I don't want to be here, but now that I am, I don't want my team to be the first out.
End of Interview
Junior: Come on dad, like you always say, "never say stop"!
Dwaney: It's actually, "never say never"
Junior: Actually I hardly pay attention to you, but you have to get up now!
Back in the Chill Zone, The Adversity Twins hit the carpet
Don: Twelfth place!
Jay and Mickey: Woohoo!
Don(voiceover): 13th-The Jocks, 14th-The Goths, 15th-The Identical Twins, that leaves The BFF's, The Animal Lovers and Father and Son, one of these teams will be eliminated
Dwaney: I hope we picked the right ones.
The cook handed them the stew, which was bubbling and when a fly landed on it it caught fire, leaving both in shock, then they left to take the stew with the other two teams
Junior: Alright Dad, we're the last team so you have to hurry.
Sadie: Done!
Katie: Let's go!
Both BFF's ran to the Chill Zone
Interview
Dwaney: What's a bunch of spices? Let's go!
End of Interview
Dwaney with a determined look drank the stew in one gulp, his son saw this in amazement
Junior: Cool...
Dawn: We're done!
The Lovers soon went to the Chill Zone, then Dwaney finished gulping down the stew.
Junior: We did it!
Suddenly Dwaney's eyes went cross-eyed.
Dwaney: Oh no I can't see, this is temporary blindness!
Junior: Come on!
Junior grabbed his father's hand and they both left.
The BFF's are shown running until they stopped to see The Lovers
Ella: Yes, we reached them!
Interview
Dawn: It would be a shame to be removed from the show so soon.
Ella: But at least I gave the sweet camel my phone number, so we can keep in touch.
Sadie: They were reaching us, and if we had an idea
Katie: If you can't beat your enemies...
Sadie: Make them your friends!
End of Interview
Sadie: You do it, Katie!
Katie: No, you first, Sadie!
Sadie: How about we do it together?
Kate: Good idea!
Both friends cleared their throats.
Katie and Sadie: Would you like to be our friends?
Saying this, the last two teams passed over them, leaving them confused.
Katie: How strange, they didn't listen to us
Sadie: RUN!
Both BFF's started to run, suddenly the music of tension was heard while the last three teams ran towards the Chill Zone, until...
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Don: Animal lovers, you are number sixteen!
Interview
Dawn: We stick to our principles and we stay in the game, I guess the nice guys finish not-last.
End of Interview
Dwaney: And here comes seventeen place!
Father and Son reached the carpet but Dwaney kept running
Dwaney: Are there any trees, let me know if you see one?
Junior: We're almost there, Dad!
Don: How long will you let it run
Junior: I just need a little break
Interview
Dwaney: Are we at the seventeen place? Damn, we have to do better... hey, I know, we'll spend all night making a strategy
Junior looked at the camera annoyed
Junior: Great...
End of Interview
The BFF's were the last to arrive on the carpet
Don: The Ridoncules Race is about skills, it's about determination, it's not about friendships, you're out!
Sadie and Katie: Do you want to be our friend?
Don: Security!
-The best moments of The BFF's are shown-
Sadie: We could have done better, although at least we lost some of this adventure
Katie: I've done a lot of things I never thought I'd do so something is something.
Sadie: We can remember these memories and share them together, forever.
Katie: I still don't understand why we have to walk home
End Episode
Results:
1st-The Best Friends, 2nd-The Cadets, 3rd-Ice Dancers, 4th-The Fame Mongers, 5th-The Rival Tennis, 6th-The Opposite Dudes, 7th-The Loving Geeks, 8th-Reality Tv Pros, 9th-Tough Brothers, 10th-Fashion Blogguers, 11th-Sisters, 12th-Adversity Twins, 13th-Jock, 14th-Goths, 15th-Identical Twins, 16th-Animal Lovers, 17th-Father and Son, 18th-BFF's(ELIMINATED)
Positions:
19th-The BFF's (Katie and Sadie)
And here's the second one, well actually it was when I posted it, I decided to upload the first two chapters at the same time like the real show did back then, the first part where they introduce the teams and the second part where they eliminate the first of them
And in this version, since The Larpers are not there, the first team to be eliminated are The BFF's, Katie and Sadie, surely many will be not very happy with this decision, since when I saw some people talk about Ridoncules Race, they said that Katie must have been and Sadie from the beginning, well, it wouldn't bother me if they had been, although I personally consider them characters WITHOUT IDENTITY, at least individually, since the two are exactly the same person, and to top it off, they can be annoying, so That's why I decided to delete them first
They even had a lot of the Larpers dialogue, and for them to have a reason why they lost, but anyway, I hope you liked these two chapters and look forward to the next one, since there are twenty-six, so... this will be looooong story, wish me luck
What is your favorite team so far? Which of the new ones do you like? Who will be the next to go? And who will win the race? Find out next time in...The Ridoncules Race: REDUX