Knock, knock
Summary: in which the dalek tries something new. Someone is kidnapped and the Doctor is forced to listen to a knock, knock joke.
It wasn't everyday the TARDIS took the Doctor right into the heart of the dalek council.
"No, no, no, not here anywhere but here."
It also wasn't something he wanted to deal with or even see at all. He hated the mere idea of a dozen of dalek just turning around in unison and looking at him with their one eye just ready to kill him.
"Doctor." They said at once.
"Oh, good he is here," one of them said.
If he stood still, they won't see him.
"You arrived at the perfect time."
That was new to him.
Normally he was late to everything which was ironic since he was a time traveler and a time lord.
"You are just in time to hear our new master plan to start a comedy day."
There was silence.
He was fairly sure a cricket all the way from Earth could be heard.
"I'm sorry, but what?"
Maybe he was just going insane.
Maybe he had died and this was just some cruel joke all logical reasons that made more sense than the dalek attempts in pulling a knock, knock, joke.
"Dalek kind are working through issues. We even kidnapped a therapist."
The dalek turned around at once turning to the poor woman who was tied to a chair and unable to speak due to fabric covering her mouth. She mumbled either the words help me or I hate you.
"We now have master plans to hold comedy day instead of ruling Earth. Human kind have gotten used to us trying to take over the world."
Not shocking too here.
After seeing them being pushed around.
Hit over the head with a bat, paint ball in the eye, pushed down the evil things called a steps. And, having three hours long conversation with cyberman on how to kill and who can kill better it wasn't hard to picture the human race going. You know what you guys aren't so tough after all you trolly light bolt. Humans can look after themselves without the Doctor thank you very much they don't always need a baby sitter especially when caretaker is never there for a chill day only there when it's the end of the world again.
"Knock, knock."
Oh no.
The worst had happened.
He was fearful to ask. He truly was.
He missed the days where they just tried to kill him.
"Who's there?" he asked.
"Doctor."
Yep, he missed the we are going to take over the world once again talk.
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor we shall exterminate."
The one who said the magic word was pushed to the side by that said kidnapped victim and the Doctor watched as the woman ran with a chair tied to her all the way to the TRADIS. Pushed opened the door and slammed it against the Doctor face.
"This is why dalek kind are trying something new," one said as if he was going insane. It even had kon laughter not a good sign.