'A Theme Song Too Far'
Zapp Brannigan paces the bridge of his ship the Nimbus, while Lt. Kif Kroker feigns interest (yawns).
"Kif... What were those words again...? For that amazing 'Space Forces Theme Song'?
The one that you helped me ghost-write just yesterday, all afternoon long?"
Kif punches a console, and the words appear on a Big Screen nearby:
'Space Forces... Better than old Army Horses... Helping win those Battles Beyond Yonder Star!
As we fight racism, sexism, and every stupid 'ism' heading towards Earth from Baddies afar!'
(Zapp smiles while humming the tune, and reading the lyrics on the screen)
"Yes, Kif... Those words fit perfectly to that bright, themey old-time music
from that ancient film... What was that oldie-talkie movie called, again?"
Kif: "Hmmm... 'Space Opera: Act 4' is the current title, I believe, Sir."
Brannigan: "You have the Bridge, Kif. I'm going to my quarters to
celebrate this brand-new triumph of my magnificent, unique mind.
And go look at the latest Alien Babes on the Universal Porn-Net!"
Kif sighs his trademark 'I-Don't-Give-A-Crap' mournful sigh...
(The End)