Our story begins at Arendelle Castle, taking place about six months after Anna and Elsa had their first Christmas since reopening the castle gates. It was 9:00 in the morning and Anna and Elsa had invited their princess friends over for a movie marathon. They invited Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Moana, Raya, and Mirabel. The 16 girls had all gotten back from a trip to the beach earlier in the morning, which was a boat ride away and the reason they were all wearing skimpy bikinis.
The ladies would eventually arrive into a living room of sorts that primarily served as a home theater. In the middle of the room was a light gray couch that was significantly longer than any couch a regular person would have ever seen in their lifetime, it was just long enough to fit everyone on it, provided that everyone was sitting to the point where their hips and shoulders were touching. Right in front of the couch was an ottoman of equal length, and was also the exact same shade of gray. A large blanket sat neatly folded on a nightstand to the left of the couch. A few weeks ago, Anna had got it from some salesman by the docks, who claimed that it had magic properties. Elsa had her doubts about the blanket, however, and had it sit on the nightstand collecting dust ever since. Another nightstand was on the other side of the couch, but there was nothing on top of it. A chandelier provided just the right amount of lighting, and a 60 inch flat screen TV was placed on a table about 8 feet away from the couch.
"Ok girls, are you ready for the movie marathon?" Elsa asked as they all arrived into the living room/home theater.
"Sure what are we going to see?" Mulan asked.
"We're going to watch The Hobbit trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy back to back." Anna said as she brought the bowl of popcorn.
"Let's see if we can somehow stay up enough to watch both trilogies." Jasmine said.
"Well it just so happens that I have a disc that plays all the extended versions of each film back to back in sitting without ever having to leave the comfort of our couch." said Elsa as she put the disc in the DVD player.
"Well that's certainly good to know," said Snow White, who promptly became the first person to sit down on the couch, sitting on the far left end of the couch in a blue bikini. Next came Cinderella, sitting on Snow White's left in a sky blue bikini. The other girls all sat one by one on the couch to the point where their hips and shoulders were touching, until they were all on a couch together. They decided to take advantage of the ottoman in front of them, and stretched out their legs so that their bare feet were sticking up on the ottoman. They sat, from left to right: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa, Moana, Raya, and Mirabel. Their bikinis were blue, baby blue, hot pink, turquoise, yellow, cyan, tan, jade, lime green, light purple, dark teal, magenta, sky blue, orange, beige, and white respectively.
Anna turned on the TV and started the first long movie of their very long movie marathon. Little did any know that this movie marathon would be rather, eventful, to say the least.
The princesses hadn't even gotten through the opening of the first movie when, all of a sudden, they started to hear very loud snoring.
It was Aurora. To no one's surprise she was the first to fall asleep. Her snoring was very loud, but at the same time her loud snoring was rather…melodic.
"Oh my, Aurora didn't even make it through the opening, they don't call her 'sleeping beauty' for nothing" Tiana said "I guess we'll have to watch the movie without her. I wonder if we'll be able to enjoy the movie with her."
"I sincerely hope so, it's a 20 hour marathon we're talking about here." exclaimed Raya.
"Well I don't really blame Aurora for deciding to take a nap, because I'm sleepy too" Snow White said with a yawn. She then fell asleep snoring loud but dainty snores
As the first movie went on, one by one the girls were yawning as they watched.
"I hope the movie is as good as the book," Belle said drowsily.
"Is the book good Belle?" Moana asked "Er Belle? Hello, Earth to Belle?" Belle's response was a loud snore. Her snores were almost beastlike with growls to them.
As the movie went on the girls were getting sleepier and sleepier. Raya was the next to fall asleep. She let out a massive yawn before she started snoring as loud as a dragon.
"Don't worry girls if she snores fire I'll douse her?" Moana asked the others.
"Relax, Moana." Mirabel said. "I'm pretty sure that she doesn't breathe fire, not too certain about her dragon pal though."
"Oh, do you mean Sisu?" Ariel asked. "I'm pretty sure that she's a water dragon."
Raya simply let out another loud snore in response.
The girls who were still awake simply continued to watch the movie.
"Look at those dwarves in Bilbo's kitchen." Tiana said amused. "If they were my customers, they'd clean us out." Tiana then yawned and fell asleep croaking her snores.
By the time Tiana started snoring, she and the other girls had nearly finished off the bowl of popcorn, which was now firmly in Jasmines hands
"Jasmine, would you please pass whatever is left of the popcorn?" Pocahontas asked as Jasmine was holding the bowl.
"Sure Pocahontas, I'm full anyway" Jasmine replied as she handed Pocahontas the popcorn before she then fell asleep snoring away. With the way that Jasmine was snoring, it almost sounded a lot like her beloved pet Rajah.
"Thanks, too bad there isn't much left of it though" Pocahontas said before emptied out the bowl of popcorn. "Hey Moana, do you think you could do something about the empty bowl?"
"Sure," replied Moana, who then used her amulet to make a water hand that would pick up the empty popcorn bowl and place it on the empty nightstand that was placed directly to the right of the sofa.
"Thank you," said Pocahontas, who then yawned and then fell asleep. She snored loudly and gracefully.
As the movie went on the princesses were dozing off one by one.
"Are you alright Mirabel?" Cinderella asked, noticing her yawning all the way from the other side of the couch.
"Yes, I'm fine, thank you. I just need a siesta, buenas noches", Mirabel said with a yawn. She didn't even get to take her glasses off before she passed out snoring even louder than her sister Luisa did.
"Oh dear I'm getting sleepy too. Like when I clean the house" Cinderella said with a yawn before she then passed out as she too began snoring loud exhausted snores.
Merida and Mulan were getting a bit antsy watching the movie.
"Ach, when are we going to see some action in this flick?" Merida asked with a yawn.
"I don't know but if we don't see any soon I'll…" Mulan said who fell asleep and started snoring like a pig before she could finish her sentence.
"...fall asleep and snore like a wild boar, yeah that seems accurate." replied Merida, finishing the now snoring Mulan's sentence for her.
"In fact," Merida said with a heavy yawn "I think I'll start snoring like a wild BEAR right now."
Merida did exactly as she said, as she was now snoring like a hibernating grizzly bear with pneumonia.
Ariel, who was sitting between the conked out Aurora and Belle, was admiring Rapunzel's hair that was behind the couch.
"Rapunzel, your hair is amazing" Ariel said "I'll bet you brush it with a dinglehopper every day"
Rapunzel was confused "What's a dinglehopper Ariel?"
"A dinglehopper is a…a…" Ariel tried to answer, but she yawned before she could finish her answer and then dozed off with a loud snore.
"So much for finding what a dinglehopper is. Oh well, I'm feeling sleepy too" Rapunzel then fell asleep snoring particularly loudly.
Moana was enjoying the movie. The forest land was nothing like her home. But the snoring of the princesses was slowly but surely starting to become more and more distracting.
"I can't hear the movie over everyone snoring" Moana thought to herself. She then became sleepy herself.
"Oh well if you can't beat em…" Moana then fell asleep with her snores sounding like crashing waves.
About 2 hours had passed by the time all but 2 of the princesses were fast asleep and snoring away. They were all snoring loudly enough to make people question if those snoring beauties were really Princesses. The last princesses awake were Anna and Elsa.
"Oh dear Elsa our friends are all asleep, this seems like the beach incident all over again" Anna said "Did we bore them?
"I don't think so sis." Elsa said, looking at all their guests. "They look happy to me."
The beach incident in question happened the previous day. The 16 girls were at the beach wearing skimpy bikinis having some fun in the sun. Snow White and Aurora were lying on a dual lounge chair that they had brought with them, sunbathing and lightly snoring. Anna and Elsa were doing the same thing, but they were more into cuddling than sunbathing and were snoring a bit louder than Snow White and Aurora were. Cinderella, Belle, Tiana, and Rapunzel were building some sand castles. Ariel, Moana, and Raya were swimming out in the ocean. Jasmine, Merida, Mulan, and Pocahontas were playing beach volleyball. Mirabel, meanwhile, was simply strolling around on the shore.
All of a sudden, the girls got tired and decided to lay down together on the beach sand in the same order that they were now sitting on the sofa. They all put on their sunglasses and began snoring loudly and drooling profusely together. They overslept to the point where by the time they woke up, it was 5:00 AM in the morning. With nowhere else to go at that time, the ladies simply decided to head to Arendelle Castle, which was the place that was closest to the beach that they were at during that time.
"Oh yeah, I remember there being more drool at the beach." Anna remembered. "I still find it strange that everyone is so tired after snoozing at the beach for so long."
"Yeah, that is rather unusual, I don't understand what exactly is going on here." replied Elsa.
Anna looked around again to see everyone else still sleeping and then she started getting sleepy too. "That being said," she yawned, "I think that I'm going to go and join them."
With that Anna closed her eyes and went to sleep, snoring in a loud and unladylike manner. Elsa then took one look at her snoozing sister before she just calmly shrugged and decided to have a nap along with her, snoring just as loud as her sister.
And so, Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa, Moana, Raya, and Mirabel were all snoring loudly and wildly together on the couch. The 16 ladies all passed out before they even finished the first movie in the movie marathon. But even though the sleeping beauties were all snoring together on the couch, our story was far from over.
The first movie: "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" had reached the end credits, but nothing really changed: The 16 girls all just happily snored away together on the couch. They all sat hip to hip and shoulder to shoulder with each other as well as leaning back a bit parallel to one another as all 32 or their bare feet all rested on the abnormally elongated ottoman.
It wasn't until the start of the second movie "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", that things started to get rather unusual. The girls all started snoring much louder than before, and they opened their mouths much wider as they snored. Not to mention, they were all snoring very loudly and piggy in unison, even making a blowing sound with their lips with their blubbering snores.
This synchronized snoring and motorboating would last until the opening of the third movie: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies". The girls no longer snored in unison, but they were snoring particularly loud and piggy snores, and they were also drooling profusely and excessively while they were sleeping. The trails of drool that were coming from their wide open mouths were dripping onto their shoulders, with Ariel and Moana (and to a lesser extent Pocahontas) in particular were drooling particularly profusely, with each of them producing enough drool to reach their breasts, which vibrated with their every snore. In fact, each time one of the girls would snore, their bellies and their boobies would vibrate.
Eventually, the fourth movie "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring", would start to play on the flat screen. The first trilogy had already concluded and the second one had just now started, and the ladies were STILL snoring extremely loudly and drooling profusely. Once the opening concluded, not only would any potential visitors have to cover their ears because of the loud noises, but they would also have to cover their noses because of the horrible smells that just now started to emanate from the sleeping and snoring beauties.
The feet of the exhausted and currently snoring Cinderella suddenly began to emit stink fumes from them, which meant her feet now began to stink. Ariel's feet also began to emit stink fumes, as her feet now seemed to smell like rotting fish. The feet of the snoring and drooling Pocahontas also started to smell, and Moana's feet started emitting stink fumes as well. Within less than 5 minutes, all of the many, many feet resting on the ottoman were all smelling horrifically bad, but that wasn't the only foul smelling thing in the living room that had just turned into a home theater.
Meanwhile, Mulan, who was snoring like she had just turned into a big male pig, had unleashed a loud and cartoonish wet fart. Moana began farting loud wet farts as well, followed by Jasmine and Mirabel. The sleeping beauties had only made it 10 minutes into the movie when they all started farting up a storm, in addition to snoring like pigs and drooling rivers of saliva. The couch now reeked of rotten feet and farts, but it didn't stop there.
The aroma of the farts were so thick and so pungent that the foul smells almost overpowered the movie's sound effects and music, making it incredibly difficult to listen to the movie and watch the movie at the same time (not that it mattered because everyone was still snoring and drooling away together on that smelly old couch) The snoring girls themselves seemed to be unaware of the stench, because they were all too deep of a slumber for any sort of farting to awaken any of them from their nap. If anything, the farting and snoring beauties were even more active than before. Their snoring became louder, their drooling was even more excessive and copious, and they were all becoming even more restless and energetic than before.
Finally, after spending the entire fourth movie snoring and drooling and farting, the fifth movie "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" began to play, and it was blatantly obvious that none of the ladies were actually watching the movie, because they were all just snoring, drooling, farting, and snorting nonstop during the entirety of the movie.
The snoring and farting of the ladies had already been loud before, but now their snoring and farting had become much louder and more obnoxious, so much so that it was nearly impossible for any regular person to ignore them. In fact, the loud snoring of the sleeping beauties was so loud that they began to drown out the movie's audio.
Even though the ladies were snoring so loudly that it was hard to hear the movie, it did seem like the movie itself was having some sort of an effect on them. The girls were all starting to blow massive snot bubbles out of their noses almost as if they were in an anime. Not only that, but large black Zs were emanating from the top of their heads like they were in a comic book or comic strip. Those Zs were actually visible to the naked eye. How this is possible is unknown, but what WASN'T unknown was the fact that things would only get weirder from here,
As the sixth and final movie, "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" started to play, the sound of snoring, the sight of drool, the smell of the feet and farts, and the smell of the other awful smells started to worsen. The stench of the feet, the stench of the farts, and the stench of the body odor of the beautiful ladies had reached a point where it was near unbearable. It was so terrible that it almost seemed like something from a horror film or a zombie apocalypse.
But this was no movie. It was reality, and these weren't zombies. These were some of the most beautiful women alive. And while they were all extremely beautiful in public, they were also horribly disgusting in their private lives. Contrary to popular belief; Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa, Moana, Raya, and Mirabel never slept like angels (though Anna has been known to snore, as do Tiana and possibly Mulan), they have actually been known to snore, drool and fart like drunk, pregnant warthogs with severe tuberculosis and a fever.
What made the sixth movie special, however, was that the so-called "magic blanket" that Anna had bought proved to indeed have magical properties after all. It somehow came to life, and then it unfolded itself so that it laid neatly on top of the waists, thighs, and lower legs of the snoring beauties. Their lower bodies were all covered up in the magic blanket, but their smelly feet were sticking out of said blanket. By the time the last movie ended, it was close to 6:00 AM in the morning, meaning that the girls had been asleep for nearly 18 to 20 hours depending upon the individual girl, with Aurora having been asleep the longest (Snow White came at a close second).
Three hours went by as a mysterious hooded man wearing a gas mask entered the castle. The guards had tried to stop him, but they were quickly incapacitated. When he entered the castle, the first thing he heard was the sound of loud snoring. Two people, Kai and Gerda, politely asked him to leave, which led to them explaining the situation going on in the castle.
"Olaf went with Kristoff and Sven on official ice harvesting business," said Kai, "the sound of snoring you hear is that of several young women. Her majesty, Queen Elsa, and her sister, Princess Anna, are among them."
"That gas mask of yours will be of much assistance," said Gerda, "good luck waking up anybody though. You might be in there for quite a while."
The masked man then looked around the castle to find the source of the snoring, and he eventually found it. As soon as he opened the door, he went inside and closed it so that the noxious fart clouds didn't escape. Fortunately, the girls were all noseblind to all of that farting. The blanket that was covering them up earlier was now nowhere to be found, having gotten sick and tired of all of those horrible smells. The TV was still on, but there was nothing but static on it. The static, while pretty loud, was quiet as a mouse compared to all of the snoring that was in the room. What was much more concerning to the masked man was all of the ladies that were still taking a nap on the enormous couch: Snow White was still snoring, Cinderella was still snoring, Aurora was still snoring, Ariel was still snoring, Belle was still snoring, Jasmine was still snoring, Pocahontas was still snoring, Mulan was still snoring, Tiana was still snoring, Rapunzel was still snoring, Merida was still snoring, Anna was still snoring, Elsa was still snoring, Moana was still snoring, Raya was still snoring, and Mirabel was still snoring. All 16 women were all still snoring loudly together, so the masked man went and tried to wake them up, starting with the Princess on the far left end of the couch: Snow White.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Snow White simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Snow White then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Cinderella.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Cinderella simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Cinderella then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Aurora.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Aurora simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Aurora then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Ariel.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Ariel simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Ariel then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Belle.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Belle simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Belle then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Jasmine.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Jasmine simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Jasmine then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Pocahontas.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Pocahontas simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Pocahontas then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Mulan.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Mulan simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Mulan then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Tiana.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Tiana simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Tiana then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Rapunzel.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Rapunzel simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Rapunzel then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Merida.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Merida simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Merida then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Anna.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Anna simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Anna then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Elsa.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Elsa simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Elsa then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Moana.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Moana simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Moana then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Raya.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Raya simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Raya then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then tried his luck with Mirabel.
"Madam, you need to wake up, NOW!" said the masked man. In response, Mirabel simply just belched right in the man's face before she sleepily said, "Go away, it's naptime!" Mirabel then resumed her loud snoring. The masked man then simply waited so that he could think of another plan.
He tried doing the exact thing again and again, but each time he did so: they would belch in his face before sleepily saying, "Go away, it's naptime" before going back to their loud snoring.
He tried using a megaphone to wake them up, saying "Ladies, you need to wake up right this instant!" In response, they all let out a massive burp all at the same time before they sleepily replied in unison "Please go away, it's naptime" before they all continued to snore and drool and fart away.
He then tried using an air horn to wake them up. It briefly worked, as they all woke up startled and in shock. After being confused for a few seconds, they all just let out a big yawn in unison before they closed their eyes, licked their lips, and continued snoring and farting and drooling together.
He then tried to get a little more physical with his attempts, starting by tickling their feet with a feather one by one.
He first tried his luck with Snow White, but in response, Snow White just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts at the masked man while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Cinderella, but in response, Cinderella just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts at the masked man while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He first tried his luck with Aurora, but in response, Aurora just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts at the masked man while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Ariel, but in response, Ariel just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts at the masked man while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Belle, but in response, Belle just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Jasmine, but in response, Jasmine just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Pocahontas, but in response, Pocahontas just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Mulan, but in response, Mulan just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Tiana, but in response, Tiana just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Rapunzel, but in response, Rapunzel just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Merida, but in response, Merida just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Anna, but in response, Anna just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Elsa, but in response, Elsa just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Moana, but in response, Moana just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Raya, but in response, Raya just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then tried his luck with Mirabel, but in response, Mirabel just unleashed a series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, continuous fart. He then used some sort of machine to tickle all of the girls at once, but in response, the snoring beauties just unleashed a synchronized series of rapid fire snores and snorts while letting out a loud, synchronized, continuous fart.
His next plan to wake the girls up was a little more forceful: He would try to shake the girls awake as best as he can.
He first tried shaking Snow White awake, but Snow White simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Cinderella awake, but Cinderella simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Aurora awake, but Aurora simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Ariel awake, but Ariel simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Belle awake, but Belle simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Jasmine awake, but Jasmine simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Pocahontas awake, but Pocahontas simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Mulan awake, but Mulan simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Tiana awake, but Tiana simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Rapunzel awake, but Rapunzel simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Merida awake, but Merida simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Anna awake, but Anna simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Elsa awake, but Elsa simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Moana awake, but Moana simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Raya awake, but Raya simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then tried shaking Mirabel awake, but Mirabel simply just opened her mouth really wide to let out a massive yawn, before she then licked her lips and continued her loud and obnoxious snoring. He then used the device to somehow shake the entire couch to shake as many people awake as possible, but all of the simply just opened their mouths really wide in unison to let out a massive, synchronized yawn, before the women then licked their lips and continued their loud and obnoxious snoring.
He tried getting a large bucket of water to dump it all over the girls. As soon as he dumped it, the amulet of the heavily snoring Moana somehow got control of the water before it could hit any of them, and simply launched it out of the window. He tried a second go with the megaphone, saying "WAKE THE HELL UP!". The girls did briefly stop with the snores, farts, and drooling, but then they all launched a massive, synchronized, open mouthed piggy snore at him that made the entire castle shake. The girls then resumed snoring and drooling and farting.
He decided that he would need some assistance, so he used the device to create a portal to locations of the following people: Elena of Avalor, Alice, Wendy, Tinker Bell Elionwy, Esmerelda, Megara, Jane Porter, Kidagakash, Nani Pelekai, Gogo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Kim Possible, Bonnie Rockwaller, Giselle, and Nancy Tremaine.
First, he looked for Alice. He quickly found Alice's sister snoring and drooling under a tree with a book on her lap. Alice herself was leaning on her sister's left shoulder, and Wendy Darling was leaning on the right shoulder of the much older girl. Alice and Wendy were also snoring and drooling away. Once they woke up, he brought Alice and Wendy through the portal and aged them up to their teenage years using the device. Next, he looked for Elionwy. He quickly found her snoring on the park bench, with Giselle and Nancy (both in the pic animated forms) snoring on each side of her. They woke up five minutes later, and he brought them to the portal where he would then escort them though all the way to Arendelle Castle. He found Nani Pelekai snoring with a blonde lifeguard (who was also snoring) in a hammock at the beach. Honey Lemon and Gogo Tomago were at Hiro's house. They along with Hiro, his Aunt Cass, Karmi, and Megan were in Hiro's room snoring loudly while standing upright together. Kim Possible and Bonnie Rockwaller were snoring at a log cabin in the same bed with their fellow cheerleaders. Tinker Bell was resting on the shoulder of Elena of Avalor, with both of them sleeping and snoring while standing upright. The rest of the girls (Kida, Esmerelda, Jane, and Megara) were found sleepwalking and snoring like pigs at the mall. Tinker Belle was grown to the size of a regular person as everyone was placed in Arendelle castle to explain the situation: 16 other girls were snoring in a room and wouldn't wake up, so the masked man needed them to try and get something accomplished in terms of waking them up. Once the girls entered the room, the masked man dozed off for half an hour. Nobody knows what exactly happened in the living room that was turned into a movie theater during that half hour, but once the masked man woke up, he noticed that the sound of snoring had been amplified. He went back into the room to find that situation was even weirder than before.
The couch had doubled in length, as did the ottoman. More importantly, the sixteen girls that he just sent in were now on the couch snoring like the other sixteen girls that were in there. All 32 girls were in their skimpy bikinis and the same pose that they were in hours ago. They all sat, from left to right: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, Elsa, Moana, Raya, Mirabel. Elena, Alice, Wendy, Tinker Bell, Elionwy, Esmerelda, Megara, Jane Porter, Kida, Nani, Gogo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Kim, Bonnie, Giselle, and Nancy. Their bikinis were blue, baby blue, hot pink, turquoise, yellow, cyan, tan, jade, lime green, light purple, dark teal, magenta, sky blue, orange, beige, white, red, light blue, baby blue, green, light pink, purple, hot pink, brown, navy blue, orange, pink, dark grey, black, purple, pink, and white respectively.
Frustrated, the masked man decided to use the device to transport the couch and ottoman to the voidius realm: a dimension where time flows at a much slower rate. A millennium in the Voidius realm is about an hour in the dimension where the 32 snoring beauties were originally in, and nobody ever ages at all in Voidius.
And so, with nearly all the time in the world, the girls all slept and snored happily, and sleepily, ever after.
P.S. Legend has it that in the Voidius realm: All 32 Disney beauties are still snoring and drooling and farting and burping in their sleep to this very day.