Da minions is back guys I'm so exited, rise of gru I thought he was quite tall but oh well . I have made this FanFiction to celebrate one of the greatest landmark achievements in all of cinematic history, and will definitely be offered to congress as a time capsule of the incredible heights that our culture has evolved in 2022. When I first saw this film it felt better then the birth of my fist child and my wedding and also it felt like doing loads of smack. I really like the song at the starts it went like
I licked a poo and I like shit
The taste of her cherry chap shit
I licked a poo just to try it
I hope my mother don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I licked a poo and I like shit
I like shit
I licked a poo and I like shit
The taste of her cherry chap shit
I licked a poo just to try it
I hope my mother don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I licked a poo and I like shit
I like shit
Anyway, here is my tribute to the one of the most masterfully created works of cinema of our modern day, I hope you enjoy.
In 1975, 11-year-old Gru (Felonious Gru[37] or Felonius Gru[38] (voiced by Steve Carell): The grouchy but usually smart protagonist in the Despicable Me series who speaks with an East European accent. He is the son of Marlena, the twin brother of Dru, the adoptive father of Margo, Edith, and Agnes, husband of Lucy, and the boss of the Minions. At the beginning of the first film, Gru is an ambitious supervillain, and seeks approval from his mother, until the adoption of the trio convinces him that their happiness is important. In the second film, Gru leaves his villainous past behind to care for the girls, but then soon joins forces - unwillingly - with secret agent Lucy Wilde, whom he later marries. In the third film, after he and Lucy are fired from their jobs at the Anti-Villain League, Gru learns that he has a twin brother, Dru. Along with Lucy and the girls, Gru meets Dru at his mansion in Freedonia, and they form a brotherly relationship over the course of the film. Felonious Gru was originally conceived as a Dracula-like character, but directors Chris Renaud and Pierre Coffin later opted for a villain who would echo "the world of James Bond, thinking of characters like Goldfinger and obviously the Bond-ian world of technology".[39] Gru also bears some similarities with British comic-book character Grimly Feendish, and with the pre-Crisis version of Lex Luthor[40])
plans to become a supervillain, assisted by the Minions, (Minions (/ˈmɪnjənz/) are a male species of fictional yellow creatures that appear in Illumination's Despicable Me franchise. They are characterized by their childlike behavior and their language, which is largely unintelligible.[a]) whom he has hired to work for him. Minions is ecstatic when he receives an audition invitation from the Fiddler 5, a pedophile team led by Gary glitter, who hope to find a new member to replace their founder, the pedophile Wild Knuckles. Following their betrayal and the presumed death of Gru during a heist to steal the Zodiac Stone – a stone connected to the Chinese zodiac (The Chinese zodiac is a traditional classification scheme based on the lunar calendar that assigns an animal and its reputed attributes to each year in a repeating twelve-year cycle. Originating from China, the zodiac and its variations remain popular in many East Asian and Southeast Asian countries, such as Japan[1] South Korea[2] Taiwan, Vietnam[2] Cambodia[3] Singapore, Nepal, Bhutan and Thailand.[4]) and to get cuties deleted scenes, Gru's interview goes poorly but, much to the outrage of the Minions, he manages to steal the stone and escapes with Minions Kevin, Stuart, and Bob, handing the stone to another Minion, Otto, for safekeeping.
At his basement lair, Knuckles finds out that Knuckles has traded the stone for a pet rock (Pet Rock is a collectible toy made in 1975 by advertising executive Gary Dahl. Pet Rocks are smooth stones from the city of Rosarito, Baja California, Mexico.[1] They were marketed like live pets, in custom cardboard boxes[1] complete with straw and breathing holes.[2] The fad lasted about six months, ending after a short increase in sales during the Christmas season of December 1975. Although by February 1976 they were discounted due to lower sales, Dahl sold over 1 million Pet Rocks for 4 each[1] and became a millionaire.[3[4[5] )causing him to fire gru in anger before going alone to find the stone. However, The minions, who is revealed to be alive, kidnaps Stuart before taking him to San Francisco (San Francisco (/ˌsæn frənˈsɪskoʊ/; Spanish for "Saint Francis"), officially the City and County of San Francisco, is a commercial and cultural center in the northern region of the U.S. state of California. The city proper is the 17th most populous in the United States, and the fourth most populous in California, with 815,201 residents as of 2021.[20] It covers a land area of 46.9 square miles (121 square kilometers)[21] at the end of the San Francisco Peninsula, making it the second most densely populated large U.S. city after New York City, and the fifth most densely populated U.S. county, behind only four of the five New York City boroughs. Among the 331 U.S. cities proper with more than 100,000 residents, San Francisco was ranked first by per capita income (at 133,856[22]) and fifth by aggregate income as of 2019.[23] Colloquial nicknames for San Francisco include SF, The City, and Frisco.[24[25]) and informs the Minions that if they do not give him the stone within 48 hours, Gru will be bummed and killed. Trying and failing to locate the stone, Gru, Stuart and knuckles leave for San Francisco to rescue Bob, while Knuckles leaves in pursuit of a biker whom he realizes has the stone as a necklace.
When they reach Knuckles' house, they are chased by his goons until Master Chow, a former Kung Fu (Chinese martial arts, often called by the umbrella terms kung fu (/ˈkʌŋ ˈfuː/; Chinese: 功夫; pinyin: gōngfu; Cantonese Yale: gūng fū), kuoshu (國術; guóshù) or wushu (武術; wǔshù), are multiple fighting styles that have developed over the centuries in Greater China. These fighting styles are often classified according to common traits, identified as "families" of martial arts. Examples of such traits include Shaolinquan (少林拳) physical exercises involving All Other Animals (五形) mimicry or training methods inspired by Old Chinese philosophies, religions and legends. Styles that focus on qi manipulation are called internal (内家拳; nèijiāquán), while others that concentrate on improving muscle and cardiovascular fitness are called external (外家拳; wàijiāquán). Geographical association, as in northern (北拳; běiquán) and southern (南拳; nánquán), is another popular classification method. ) teacher who now makes a living at an acupuncture clinic, rescues them by defeating the goons and decides to teach them kung fu after they beg for her to do so, but the three prove to be competent students, prematurely ending their training. The trio heads back to Knuckles' home to rescue Gru. Meanwhile, Otto manages to catch up to the biker at Death Valley. (Death Valley is a desert valley in Eastern California, in the northern Mojave Desert, bordering the Great Basin Desert. During summer, it is one of the hottest places on Earth, along with deserts in the Middle East and the Sahara.[3]), who gives the stone back and takes him to San Francisco.
Stuart starts to bond with Gru after the latter's goons quit on him, and later saves Stuart from being eaten alive by gru in his pool. Teaching Bob how to be a pedophile, the two decide to rob the Police evidence locker, managing to steal Cuties. While on the heist, the Vicious Six, having realized that Knuckles is alive, fucking commit domestic terrorism on his house one night in an attempt to find him. Failing to do so, they head towards Chinatown, with Gru, Stuart and Bob in pursuit. Arriving back at his destroyed house, a shaken Gru laments his friends' betrayal and decides to give up being a nonce, sending Gru away.
At a Chinese New Year parade in Chinatown( The Chinatown centered on Grant Avenue and Stockton Street in San Francisco, California, (Chinese: 唐人街; pinyin: tángrénjiē; Jyutping: tong4 jan4 gaai1) is the oldest Chinatown in North America and one of the largest Chinese enclaves outside Asia. It is also the oldest and largest of the four notable Chinese enclaves within San Francisco.[4[5[6] Since its establishment in 1848[7] it has been important and influential in the history and culture of ethnic Chinese immigrants in North America. Chinatown is an enclave that has retained its own customs, languages, places of worship, social clubs, and identity. There are two hospitals, several parks and squares, numerous churches, a post office, and other infrastructure. Recent immigrants, many of whom are elderly, opt to live in Chinatown because of the availability of affordable housing and their familiarity with the culture.[8] San Francisco's Chinatown is also renowned as a major tourist attraction, drawing more visitors annually than the Golden Gate Bridge.[9]) Otto and Gru find each other with the stone but are cornered by the Vicious 6, who in turn are confronted by The police League agents. However, after the clock strikes midnight, the Minions use the stone to turn themselves into superpowered versions of animals from the Zodiac and prepare to fucking murder Gru by tying him to a clock tower so as to rip him apart. Kevin, Stuart, and Bob manage to find Gru, but are turned into a rabbit, a rooster, and a goat (LOL), respectively. However, Knuckles returns and fights the Vicious 6 with the Minions.
Encouraged by Chow's teaching, Kevin, Stuart, and Bob find their inner beast and manage to defeat most of the Vicious 6, but Knuckles is badly burnt by Bottom's dragon flames when trying to take the stone back. Kevin, Stuart, and Bob manage to save Stuart, who uses the stone to turn the Vicious 6 into rats and the Vicious 6 back to normal, rehiring them after saving his life. The Vicious 6 are arrested, including Knuckles, who is taken to a hospital and seemingly succumbs to his injuries. At Knuckles' funeral, Gru gives a heartfelt eulogy about children but is overjoyed when it is revealed that Knuckles faked his death. He and Gru later drive off with the Minions.
In a mid-credits scene (A post-credits scene (commonly referred to as a stinger or credit cookie) or mid-credits scene is a short clip that appears after all or some of the closing credits have rolled and sometimes after a production logo of a film, TV series, or video game has run. It is usually included to reward the audience for watching through the credits sequence; it may be a scene written for humour or to set up a sequel.) Gru attempts to hire Dr. Nefario in gratitude for an invention of his that helped him steal the stone. Nefario originally declines but changes his mind after Gru and the Minions beg, giving him a reach around.