Hello and welcome.
This is my first time trying a one-shot, so your opinions and comments can help.
The one-shots will be a mix of 2 super short stories or 1 long story. Length and Updates may vary based on the topic and how much I can write.
This takes place in an AU called Animeverse where you can see all animes mix. So please don't review and say it's not possible for 2 Anime's to come together.
Without further ado, let's get started.
One Shots
Team 7 Introductions
"Ok, introduce yourself." A Silver haired masked ninja said, reading an orange book. He gave them a once over and elaborated.
"Tell me your name, likes, dislikes and what you want to do." He said and waited for someone to start.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki and I want to become Hokage." The blonde-haired boy said enthusiastically. The man was unimpressed by that. But didn't express it.
The duck-haired boy beside him took over and started introducing himself.
"My name is Sasuke Yuchiha. I like many things and don't like many things. And I want to kill a very very bad boi. Because he killed my mommy, my daddy, my uncle, my auntie….
4 hours later
My milkman and Borrock Hussain Yuchiha." He ended with a broody face.
'Wow. He is just like me. He is going to be my bestest friend forever and ever!' Naruto thought in his mind.
"What about you," the older man pointed at the last girl in the group and everyone turned to listen to her introduction.
She was stunned for a minute as she was in her dream world, imagining many things.
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke," is the only word that came out of her mouth in repetition from higher to lower pitch. He knew he is going to lose his sanity if he stayed there.
"Ok. Tomorrow I will start your death program. I mean your survival training. So be prepared for it." He said and vanished, not introducing himself.
The team was confused and when they were about to leave, in a puff of smoke, someone arrived.
"Oh, you are here already? I must say I'm impressed. A black cat walked in my way and so I had to take a longer route." He said with a sheepish eye smile.
"Let's start with your introductions," Kakashi said and Team 7 looked at him with shocked surprise.
"My name is Sasuke Yuchiha-" Sasuke started.
End.
How Naruto convinces Sasuke
"Sasuke, you leave me no choice," Naruto said with a defeated smile.
"Are you finally gonna fight me seriously?" Sasuke asked in a gleeful tone and maniacal laughter, his Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan blazing.
"I didn't want to use this on you," Naruto said reluctantly.
"Hn. Bring it on, Fox-boy," Sasuke said challengingly, with a hand on his sword.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu," Naruto called, using his signature jutsu. 4 clones came into existence with a piano, a flute and an orchestra?
They started playing a sad theme and Naruto stepped forward to talk.
"Oh not the swing," Sasuke facepalmed.
"Sasuke, we are the same," Naruto started, stepping forward. Sasuke sighed and turned to the side to see 2 people in weird clothes sobbing.
"It's so sad," a guy in black and foam green haori said, sobbing. The one in the red vest and yellow pants agreed with his snot.
"Oh come on, this isn't your anime," Sasuke said in an annoyed tone. Meanwhile, Naruto moved forward.
"Sasuke…"
"Here it comes,"
"We are the same,"
"No, we are not,"
"But what about the swing?" He said pointing to the swinging swing to the side.
"I don't care about your swing," Sasuke said annoyed which made Naruto and his clones gasp in disbelief and dispelled in shock.
"Shishishishi, though I'm here for meat and want you to join my crew, I'll help you," Luffy said, his straw hat shadowing his face seeing the serious situation in front of him.
"Please allow me to help you as well," Tanjiro asked with a bow and with a grateful smile, Naruto nodded and the three of them started performing the tune again.
"Please, not again," Sasuke said pleadingly.
"Sasuke," Naruto started again and this continued for some time.
Naruto would come forward, using his Talk no Jutsu. Sasuke refuses to acknowledge they are the same. Luffy and Tanjiro go back to playing the tune again after sobbing a bit.
Sasuke is fed up with all this and though he wanted to attack, he couldn't.
"Sasuke," Naruto stepped forward for the umpteenth time.
"Ok fine. I give up. Yes, we are the same and I agree to help you!" Sasuke said in resignation.
"Dattebayo," Naruto said with a big grin.
"I want Meat!" Luffy shouted.
"We can talk this out," Tanjiro said shyly. Though his voice was drowned by Datta Bayo and Meat!
And with the use of the legendary Talk no Jutsu and help from rubber and scarred boy, the Shinobi world was saved from a disaster.
The End.
Hope you liked it ;). I had so much fun writing this and have some like this.
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See ya soon with a new story.
Henry Ruby,
Peace Out!
