A/N: The first prompt I chose was fishing and it took on a life of its own. It didn't go the way I had planned, but I went with it because it was funnier lol. Plus, who doesn't love Vala screwing with the guys?
"Fishing?"
"Yes, fishing," Daniel replied around a mouthful of cereal.
He and Cam were eating breakfast in the commissary. Cam had found out two weeks ago that his friend and teammate, Samantha Carter, was married to their boss, General Jack O'Neill. Since learning about the secret, Daniel and Teal'c had been taking turns teaching him the ins and outs of navigating the Sam and Jack relationship.
"Get out, really?" Cam asked incredulously. "That's their code word for it? "
"Yes," Daniel confirmed again patiently.
"So every time Sam joked she was going fishing…" Cam trailed off.
"Yup," Daniel said, taking another bite.
"That's a lot of fishing," Cam swallowed hard at the visual.
"You have no idea," Daniel muttered under his breath, having caught his friends fishing more than once.
"Did they ever, you know, fish on a mission?"
Daniel looked at Cam over the rim of his glasses. "Do you really want me to answer that?"
"Hello, Darlings," Vala said, plopping down in the chair next to Daniel's. "What are you talking about? Is it me?" She batted her eyes at Daniel flirtatiously, making Cam hide his smile.
"Daniel here was telling me about fishing," Cam said, waiting to see if she would react.
"Fishing you say," Vala perked up. "I've never been fishing on Earth before. I hear it's quite fun."
Cam chuckled.
"I keep pestering Daniel to take me fishing, but he always has some excuse," she tiptoed her fingers across Daniel's arm, "don't you darling."
"Yes, well," Daniel shifted uncomfortably, "I've got some hieroglyphs to translate." He picked up his tray and quickly departed.
"You know," Cam said, "around here fishing doesn't necessarily mean fishing." He told her not wanting her to embarrass herself accidentally later.
"Oh, I know," Vala grinned at him. "It's a euphamism for sex. Hot, steamy sex if I'm not mistaken."
Cam blinked rapidly at her.
"I believed it was coined by our dear Samantha and General O'Neill. They go fishing quite often."
"How do you—"
"Her overnight quarters are next to mine." Vala waggled her eyebrows as Cam turned a deep shade of crimson. "What'd I say?" She called after Cam as he got up and quickly fled the way Daniel had.
Vala chuckled and swiped the apple Cam left on the table. Earth guys were so easy to screw with.