His girlfriend really did have a magical mouth—no pun intended. She sucked him like a pro, often using tips and tricks he had never thought were possible. At the thought that she might not have been as innocent as she had claimed she was, something dark and dangerous reared its ugly head in his chest. It coiled around his heart, squeezing, squeezing it and demanding Dudley sate it

Just because Bill and Hermione were Curse Breakers and lived for the adrenaline from their hair-raising adventures, that didn't mean the couple was adventurous in bed. They didn't drizzle chocolate syrup over their bodies or play dress-up. They didn't have sex in public or try choking each other or whatnot. They liked to keep things simple. Easy. Lighthearted. Relaxing.

Historias cortas de los chicos después de Hogwarts, varias parejas no canónicas.

The full story of the Marauders from September. 1st, 1971 through October 31st, 1981 {The Marauders Lily, Marlene, Dorcas, & Mary} -There will be a new chapter every week (hopefully) Rated T for language, underage drinking/smoking, kissing (nothing too gross), and mature topics discussed/touched on, such as abuse.

"Are you having fun, Charlie?" Fred and George turned to look at him, their beady little eyes gleaming in the restaurant's candlelights. They chorused in their usual creepy manner, "Yes, Charlie, are you having fun?" Charlie gritted his teeth and glared at them. "I would if only I was at home with my wife naked under me. But no, she'd rather play house with you two bozos."

The Daily Prophet is full of bad news, everyone's tense and worried, and on top of all that, the seventh years still have piles of homework and N.E.W.T.s to worry about. The Marauders get through it together with the help of some mischief, a lot of firewhisky, and a dramatic outburst or two.

Granger était si différente de la dernière fois que je l'ai vue: plus confiante surement…ou quelque chose d'autre que j'avais du mal à discerner. f/f Pansmione.

"And what's this about a plan? What plan are you talking about?" "The plan to get back in Granger's good graces, of course," Theo said pointedly. "I'm assuming you two had a fight and that's why you've been making pitiful puppy-like faces at her when she's not looking."

Everyone knows of the story of how Hogwarts was made by the Four Founders, but people rarely hear of the story of how they met and became friends. Most think there is no reason to hear the first story as they already know the outcome but there are a few very important details that had fallen through the cracks and were lost in time. This story, is the reason why Hogwarts was made.

The Kama Sutra was a Valentine's Day gag gift from Fred and George, who both believed that Hermione and Percy's sex life wasn't as spicy as it could be. No matter how much Percy had threatened and blustered at them, the twins had forced him to take the book and go through it with his lovely wife.

Audette is heartbroken when Theodore Nott breaks up with her. In an effort to win him back with jealousy she accepts a dare to instead gain the romantic interest of infamous playboy, Draco Malfoy - without sleeping with him. Little does she know, Draco Malfoy is also operating under the influence of his own dare to get newly single and prudent Audette into bed with him.

A boy wizard and his new friends are bound to work their first detective case on impossible thefts even before arriving at their first year at magical school. A young adult story after Voldemorts defeat with mostly original characters, in the vein of The Three Investigators.

"George, duck!" Hermione suddenly screamed. George followed her command without hesitation. He fell to his knees, his wand ready in his hand. An AK curse flew over his head, courtesy of Rodolphus Lestrange. And then, the Death Eater was rolling on the ground, curled up in a tight ball, with an enraged Hermione standing over him, her wand pointed at his chest.

AU where the war ends at the tail end of Harry's 6th year, and he, Ron, and Hermione return to Hogwarts for one last year before being thrust into the world they had to save. Unfortunately, Headmistress McGonagall has an announcement that will take them and many of their peers from the familiar walls of Hogwarts, and out to their sister-school; Beauxbatons.

"I just wanted to bake a cake," Hermione muttered, her lower lip jutting out in a small pout. There was flour in her hair and on the corner of her lip. "It's midnight." Draco stared at her, unimpressed. He valued his beauty sleep and tried not to melt at the sight of his witch looking as adorable as a baby Niffler.

The definitive work on the life and times of Blaise Zabini: the good, the bad, and especially the ugly. He's no hero, and he's no saint, but that's why he's perfectly suited to the path before him. If he can avoid trouble, excellence, and keep the skeletons in his closet far from prying eyes, he might make it out alive with none the wiser.

It's strange to think that a single moment can change a life, in this case it changed many. When Voldemort chose to spare Lily Potter's life, keeping his promise to Snape he changed the magical world forever. Warnings- None to start with but it's going to get dark as it goes on. There will be hurt and child torture in later chapters.

Marcus stood alone in the middle of the dancefloor, trying to figure out a way to leave without looking like an idiot—not that he didn't feel like one already. Just then, someone tapped his shoulder from behind. Marcus pivoted on his heel and came face to face with the one witch he'd been trying to avoid all night. Hermione Granger.

18 years have passed since Dudley Dursley last saw his cousin, as she walked away to fight a war that might have killed her. Now, a frighteningly familiar letter has arrived for his daughter, written on parchment and addressed in green ink. Who else could he turn to for help other than one Azalea Potter, Girl-Who-Lived and Woman-Who-Won? fem!Harry/George Hiatus for Covid

9 Months after the end of the war, a destitute Severus Snape, practically living rough, gets news that will change his life forever. Severus Snape Lives! / POST DH / EWE WARNINGS: Abuse, Neglect, Character Death, Rape, Sensitive/taboo topics.

The epic tale of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, from their first meeting until their happily ever after. A young werewolf who hasn't experienced human touch for six years meets a young pure-blood who's never known how it feels to be loved. The story follows Remus and Sirius through Hogwarts and beyond. Slightly AU in the beginning but goes major AU after Halloween 1981.

A spell cast by Ginny to embarrass Draco goes wrong and allows a pair of ghosts to possess Harry and Hermione. The ghosts are a pair of lovers who are very excited to be in possession of bodies again- and make full use of them. Now it's a month later and Hermione's period is late. HHr. Accidental Pregnancy. Lots of fluff, smut and a bit of angst.

Remus Lupin is starting his second year at Hogwarts (it's a miracle he's gotten this far, frankly). This year is likely to be even more eventful, what with an annoying new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Shakespeare classes, meditation sessions, a familiar new neighbor, and the fact that his friends are drawing closer and closer to the truth with every passing day...

5th year is underway. Voldemort is back. The Order is straining under the pressure, and Hermione is honoured when Snape chooses her to brew the Wolfsbane Potion — with Draco Malfoy. Now, forced to work together over a cauldron nearly every day, Hermione thinks she might go mad — if they don't kill each other first. [updates weekly]

Hermione wakes up in St Mungo's to find that she's forgotten almost eight years of her life. The last thing she remembers is taking her N.E.W.Ts about to move in with Ron, but she's told that twenty-seven-year-old Hermione is an Auror... and married to her best friend, Harry Potter.