Percy: Sneaks through the window at 2 Am
Sally: *Flicks on lights and turns around in chair*
Sally: So, where were you?
Percy: I-I was with Annabeth!
Annabeth: *Turns around in her own chair*
Annabeth: Want to try again?
Pollux: So you two are gay?
Nico: Your mom's gay
Pollux: My mom is dead
Nico: Mine too
Pollux: *does a cool handshake with Nico*
*At the "Big Three" Table*
Jason: I don't know man, these glasses kinda ruin my facial structure
Percy: Nah, your face is fine bro
Jason: You sure bro?
Percy: Totally
Jason: But not as nice as yours
Percy: Dude, noone's face is as nice as yours
Nico:
Nico: I am literally the straightest person at this table
Carter: Are you crying?
Sadie: No, I'm having an allergic reaction
Carter: *Panics* To WhAt?!
Sadie: To LiFe!
Magnus: Would you ever punch a god?
Carter: I would punch a god for a hundred dollars
Percy: I would punch a god for ten dollars
Sadie: I would PAY ten dollars to punch a god
Apollo: *Sweats nervously*
Hera: I'm the Goddess of Family and Marriage, punk
Annabeth: Well, that didn't turn out well for you
Hades: *Watching from the underworld*
Hades: mmm GURL tea
