12 year old Percy: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid

12 year old Annabeth: Percy

Chiron: *Laughing hysterically from inside the big house*


Aphrodite: Everybody wants a prince or princess

Annabeth: Why would I want a prince, when I have a king that treats me like the queen I am?

Percabeth: *High Fives*

Will: Why can't we be like that Neeks?

Nico: Because your a peasant


Da Boyz playing scrable...

Magnus: I will put down my A to make A

Percy: I will add my T to your A to make AT

Jason: I will at my R to your AT to make RAT

Carter: I will use your RAT to make BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC

Percy: *Flips board*


Chiron: Who has the most dangerous significant other?

Percy: Annabeth judo flipped me once, and has tried to kill me multiple times

Carter: Tch, thats nothing, Zia tried to set me on fire once

Will: Nico can summon zombies, need I say more?

Magnus: Alex cut off my head once

Others: *Stunned Silence*


Reyna: Is this true?

Percy: Is what true Reyna, er praetor?

Reyna: Did you call Octavian, our Augur, a liar?

Percy: Yes Reyna

Reyna: Did you also say that he is a demon and that he does not deserve his position?

Percy: Yes

Reyna: Did you say that he is a twig and a biased ass?

Percy: Yes

Reyna:

Reyna: Have a cupcake Percy


Jason and Percy arguing: I'm Da Best! I'm Da strongest! NIICCCCOOOO TELL US WHOS STRONGER!

Nico: *Shadow travels to the underworld*

Nico: Dad, does they ever stop?!

Hades: *Opens mouth*

Zeus and Posiden on Iris message with hades: HADES! WHO IS STRONGER?!

Hades: No son, there is no end, only pain