AN: This is a crazy crossover idea I had. It's also an excuse to have all my favourite detectives in one room. When a character's name is in bold and underlined it means that the scene is from their point of view.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.


Hawkins, Indiana - June, 1987

Erica

As far as weddings go, this one's not all that bad. To my surprise, no one made me be a bridesmaid. I have to admit I'm happy to see Joyce and Hopper finally getting married. Everyone is, especially El. Who is a bridesmaid. The nearby orchestra started playing that familar tune, everyone turned around. El was the first Bridesmaid, she's smiling and throwing flower petals. When she got to the front, she kissed her dad on his cheek and then she stood on the side. Nancy followed soon after, then Max, but she wasn't wearing a dress. Then Mike, and Will followed shortly after. We all stood up as the music got a little louder. Joyce and Jonathen walked arm in arm, as everyone murmered about how beautiful/lucky Joyce is, and how handsome Jonathen his. Joyce stood opposite Hopper, and they smiled at each other. Here come the vows...


"That was bitchin'!" El exclaimed. And I thought I was the swearer.

"It was bitchin'." I agreed.

"You hate weddings." Lucas reminded me.

"Yes, I do. But this is Jopper's wedding." I reminded him.

"What the hell is Jopper?" Lucas asked, I rolled my eyes.

"Dustin, explain it to my idiot brother. I don't have the energy."

"Jo is the first two letters of Joyce's name and pper are the last four initials Hopper's surname. Therefore, Joyce plus Hopper equals Jopper." Dustin explained.

"I still don't get it." Lucas muttered as I huffed in frustration.

"Hey guys. I just wanted to say goodbye before Hopper and I head off." Joyce, appearing out of no where, said.

"Where are you going?" El asked.

"Did no one tell you we're going to Paris for our honeymoon?" Joyce asked.

"No." El replied.

"You'll be staying with Mike for two weeks, I hope your ok with that sweetheart."

"Of course." She said, grinning at Mike, who grinned back. I noticed Will looking at them with an odd expression, is it jealousy or sadness, maybe a bit of both.

"Stay back!" Hopper yelled, scaring the crap out of all of us. We turned to see who he was yelling at. Who the hell is she?

"No! She abandoned me!" The stranger screamed, looking at El. Hopper kept his gun aimed at her.

"What are you talking about?" Hopper asked, sounding generally confused. So only El knows who this mysterious stranger is.

"Kali, whatever you plan to do, leave my family and friends out of it." El said as she slowly walked towards her.

"Hm, I thought this would be harder." This Kali girl murmered. Kali raised her hands, her nose started bleeding. Oh! She has powers, just like El. I felt something pulling me backwards. The force was so strong that before I had time to think, I was on the ground. The sky looks hazy and everyone's voices sound muffled. What the hell is she doing to me? Maybe I just fainted or something, but then I wouldn't be able to see anything. I'm still being pulled backwards, what the hell is going on? Now all I see is black, maybe I have fainted. But I can't have, I'm still here. I'm just not connected with my body. Maybe I am dead. Then I woke up. I can see the sky again, but I can sense something's wrong. I sat up.

"Ow." I murmered, I'm pretty sure I have the world's worst head ache. Once my eyes adjusted to my surroundings, it didn't take me long to realise I am definitely not in Hawkins. I stood up. I looked in front of me and- oh shit. Big Ben! That means somehow I'm in London. Kali must've created a portal, but why?

"Newspaper! Sherlock Holmes saves us all from Moryati once again!" The young man selling newspapers yelled. Sherlock Holmes? He's fictional... isn't he?