Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
Adventuring was sometimes easy or strange.
"Hah... it's so fucking hot." Naruto panted as she wiped the sweat from her brow as she walked next to a merchant, who was hiding in a horse drawn carraige. This world didn't even had trains, which was nasty for transportation. Being one of the 4 adventurers who were hired for the assignment sounded like a team would form at first.
It didn't.
"Leave the girl alone Brazer... here sweetie, have a drink." A female Dog Hybrid stated as she offered Naruto some water.
Brazer and Braun, both of them were blue and darkj gray furred dog hybrids of a larger build, each being over 7 feet tall and having fat, muscular bodies. They carried claymores as one handed swords, and wore light armor thanks to their fur providing them with a layer of protection. Brazer was constantly flexing his body and showing off.
"Sorry... just got to show off for a cute girl."
"How about keeping watch with that nose, instead of using it to sniff me." Naruto deadpanned as she raised her hand up.
Gamakiri appeared.
They were in the Volcano region, but Gamakiri was a Lightning Element toad, so he had greater resistance to heat, since lightning was rather hot. Naruto got on top of Gamakiri, and the toad started to walk on all fours across the ground, while Naruto laid against his cool body.
"So cool."
"Not used to heat?" Braun asked as she placed a hand on the toad, and while they were all relaxed for the most part, they are all alert. Their fourth teammate for the adventure was a male lamia, who wore clothes that covered most of his upper body, and he used two curved swords. He slithered between the carraiges that were lagging behind and examined everything.
*BOOM*
"Not used to heat, but some fighting will help." Naruto hopped to her feet when she saw a group of bandits scaling down the cliff sides around them. Bandit attacks were common in this world, common enough that those with magic abilities normally learned a decoy spell to help them escape.
2 jumped off the cliff.
With a draw of a sword, she blocked a club blow, and with a draw of her second sword she cut it in half. Brazer grabbed the second bandit by the face and slammed him against a rock, knocking him clear out, and no doubt breaking his ribs. More started to jump from all sides and began to surround the carraiges.
Gamakiri shot his tongue out of his mouth and grabbed a bandit, before shocking him.
Light of foot, Naruto dodged a punch from the bandit she was fighting and used the end of her blade, the dull end of the handle, and knocked the man on the top of the head. The metal end carried more power behind the blow, and there was a cracking sound as his skull was fractured by the blow.
"Nice one elf!" Brazer grabbed his sword from his back, and cut down 2 bandits with a wide stroke. He groaned when a bandit came up from behind him, and slashed him across the back. Braun took down the bandit that attacked him, and they started to work together as a close team to cover each other's backs.
A bandit got one of the carraiges and started to drive the horse to escape.
Naruto jumped and landed on the back of the horse, before she jumped and wrapped her legs around the bandit's face. She knocked both of them off of the carraige, with the bandit landing on his back. The man grabbed her and tried to get her off, but she wrapped her thighs around his head even tighter, before she grabbed his sword, unsheathed it, and threw it to the ground further away. As the man's struggling weakened, she took both of her daggers and slammed the hilts into his chest and knocked the rest of the breath from him. He stopped struggling as 3 bandits surrounded Naruto.
One of which was crushed when Gamakiri jumped onto him, and another one was slapped by Gamakiri's tongue and sent flying into a boulder. Naruto rolled across the ground and dodged a sword swing, and she threw a mini-dagger with wire attached to it, and it wrapped around both of the man's hands, bringing them tightly together.
"Bitch... see how you handle me at full-"
*BZZZZZZT*
Naruto clenched her teeth around the wire, and grabbed Gamakiri's tongue. An electrical current ran through her body, up the wire, before it electricuted the man. He spasmed and jerked around, and the number of bandits started to rapidly decrease as the team of 4 worked together. Naruto tied the man's hands together and cut off the wire, though he was suffering and spasming on the ground still.
"As if I would actually let you use whatever you full power is." Naruto jumped and landed on a woman's shoulders, and she grabbed her chin with both hands. The woman lost her balance and fell, with her club falling. That alerted the lamia to the fact that he was almost hit in the head from behind, and he just nodded his head to Naruto. "Brazer, behind you, your shadow!" Naruto shouted to Brazer as his shadow started to grow.
A man started to come out of his shadow, but Braun slammed her body against the man before he could attack. She nodded to Naruto, who nodded back to her. Even with their numbers rapidly decreasing, it was still a 10 to 1 fight.
"Aaaaaaaah!?"
A client was running away from a bandit.
Naruto jumped in front of the man and took a club to the forehead.
-After the Fight-
"Ow... ow... this smarts." Naruto hissed in pain as she had her head wrapped in bandages by the Lamia, who was not a magical healer, but had some first aid experience. She hissed at how she and Brazer were the only ones who got injured enough to need treatment, and how her injury came from her protecting the client.
"Thank you so miss Miss Elf."
"Whatever, from now on, call for help... don't run around like a chicken with your head cut off. You make yourself harder to protect." Naruto pointed an accusing finger at the man. This was her first week as an adventurer, and she nearly got knocked out, and that would have been humiliating. As it were, she got knocked to the ground, but managed to stab the man as she fell to the ground. The client was still bowing his head to her, and seemed genuinely thankful that she took a blow that would have hurt him.
"Please, I will do whatever it takes to make it up to you. I'm a very wealthy man, if you want an easy life as my maid... I can hire you as thanks." The man gave her body an appraisal as well. He imagined her in a maid uniform, and that look was right on his face.
Naruto pretended to consider it.
Had to let him down gently.
"Sorry, but I couldn't possibly hurt you like that. Forcing you to watch me stay the same, as you grow older... I couldn't handle it... it was never meant to be between us." Naruto forced a tear out of her eyes.
'She's full of shit.' Brazer thought as he smelled the deception.
'She wants to let him down in a way that he won't give her a bad report... clever girl.' Braun nodded in approval, since if she told him no too bluntly then it was possible he would tell others about her poor performance.
The lamia just sent her a thumbs up.
"... Even better! Having a maid that will always be young and beautiful!"
"... Well now I want to turn you down for trying to take advantage of my body." Naruto deadpanned at the man, who realized he had just spoken out loud. The bandits were all taken care of, so Naruto climbed back on top of Gamakiri and made herself comfortable. "Gamakiri, we're guarding the rear now." Naruto informed the toad.
-3 Weeks Later-
"AH!"
Naruto and Zel shouted at each other as they pointed their fingers at each other.
"What the hell are you two shouting at." A Bee Hybrid asked as she looked at the two customers who were shouting at the mere sight of each other. She had 4 arms and some other minor bug features, but other than that she was extremely humanoid. She was dressed in a server uniform, since she worked as a waitress at Ye Pub, the Inn and Bar that they were at.
"Waybee, this is the guy I told you about."
"That is Zel, of course I know him. He's a big pervert." Waybee stated as she crossed all 4 of her arms in front of herself. Zel just grinned and chuckled at the insult, taking it as a compliment. "He comes by here a lot, I'm surprised you hadn't seen him before." Waybee took a tray of beers to a table.
Naruto sat down.
"I'll have a light ale..." Naruto stated as she sat back down.
Zel sat down at her table.
"Listen, I'm not going to try anything with you... but my partner plans to marry his girl and retire, so I need an adventuring buddy. Lets have a drink... get off on a better foot." Zel stated as Waybee brought them some ale. Naruto drank it all in one go, before she slammed her money on the table and got up.
"Fine... I'll consider it if you show me a good place to have some fun. Since I bet you know this place like the back of your hand." Naruto stated with a lick of her lips. She was going on a long dry spell.
The dry spell being the length of her entire life as a female.
"For some threesome-"
"For some lesbian action dipshit!" Naruto shouted in Zel's ear when he tried to get in on the action. Zel just laughed and stepped back, before he drained his ale and slapped his money on the table as well.
"You like big tits or little tits?"
"Doesn't matter, my Mom is coming to visit with my Dad... and if I haven't visited a succu girl place by then, she will mock me." Naruto could hear the lecture and the mocking now. His mother mocking her for being a virgin at her age, so she was going to take care of her pesky virginity and have some fun while she was at it.
"... and you're horny."
*BONK*
"I'll shut up and take you to this human store I know."
"Good."
Chapter End!
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