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Naruko Outplays
When he heard someone knock on the door, Naruto assumed it was Jiraiya and decided to give a perfect surprise.
"Oiroke no Jutsu," he called, changing into one of his sexy forms and buttoning down some buttons and started walking towards the door.
"Coming, coming. Can't you wait? I have to stop in the middle and come!" She said as she reached the door and opened it.
"What, sho-" her words stopped as she came face to face with 2 men in black robes and red clouds.
"Where is Naruto Uzumaki?" Itachi asked with an almost straight face. He didn't expect to see a blonde woman with green eyes. He saw many women and all kinds as well. But this one is different with a good body and buttons were undone and she doesn't match the sun-kissed blonde hair with cerulean eyes and mostly, whiskers. There are no whiskers on her face.
"Damn, that's some tearable flesh, Itachi." Kisame cat called or shark called in this case.
"I-I don't know." She said in almost tears, continuing the drama. Seeing there are no one in the room, Itachi decided to trust her.
"Sorry, ma'am. We have mistaken you for someone else." He said with a respectful bow and started to leave.
"What do you mean you have mistaken me? I have to stop midway to come here, you know." She said in an annoyed tone.
"We are so-"
"Naruto, don't worry, I'm-" Jiraiya said with a woman on his shoulder only to be thrown back by the amount of blood that came out of his nose.
"Guess that confirms it. Uzumaki is not here." Kisame concluded and Itachi nodded. They left in search of the blonde, while the blonde in question laughed uncontrollably.
When Sasuke came to warn Naruto of that, Naruto teased the young Uchiha in his sexy form and explained what happened.
The jealous look he got from the avenger is going to be remembered forever.
End.
Itachi's Afterlife
"I should have told you the truth, Sasuke. Maybe you could have convinced father otherwise. If I have told you, maybe the massacre wouldn't have happened and I wouldn't be standing in front of you like a failure.
But I'm happy that I was given this opportunity to tell you this. No matter what you do, I'll always love you. You will always be my little brother, Sasuke. Follow your heart, Sasuke." Itachi said with a heartful smile, poking Sasuke on his forehead as his soul was ejected from the body like many others.
He felt a hole in his heart when he died and telling Sasuke everything made him feel peace. He is now ready to face any punishment for what he had done.
Surprisingly, he was not taken to hell. But a divine being, unlike Shinigami, has explained how his genuine actions reserved him a spot in the pure world.
With wonder and joy, he went to the pure world, though the journey was not long. He was in the Shinobi world one second and in the pure world the other. The being left him to his devices after bringing him and Itachi stood, contemplating.
"Oi, how long are you going to stand there?" A familiar voice called and Itachi turned to see Shisui with his mother and father.
"Shisui, Mother, Father," Itachi said with a smile.
"Come on already," Shisui called impatiently and Itachi started moving towards them when-
"caw, caw, caw, caw, caw, caw," a large murder of crows interrupted him.
"There they go again." Shisui sighed.
When a crow is killed because of Itachi using them in a Genjutsu or as an escape, they were considered as part of him and brought here. First, they were 10s in numbers and so they didn't cause any problem.
But as years passed in the Shinobi world, more and more crows started coming and now they are 100s in numbers and they can't be stopped as Pure World doesn't have any Jutsu. As Jutsu are more needed for them.
With Itachi
"It's you guys. How are you doing?" Itachi asked with a smile. He recognised them.
"caw, caw, caw," a crow with the remains of a Sharingan landed on his hand cawed.
"How are you Karasu?" He asked affectionately.
"Caw, Caw, Caw, Caw, Caw, Caw," Karasu cawed excitedly.
"You want to show me something?" Itachi asked and crows cawed in agreement.
"cAw, cAw, cAw, cAw, cAw, cAw," Karasu called and all of them formed into an image.
"You are weak, little brother. Your hatred is not enough to kill me." They said in Itachi's voice.
"Guys, there is no need for that anymore." Itachi tried to stop them.
"caW, caW, caW, caW, caW, caW, caW," they disagreed and started going through all the Genjutsu Itachi taught them in the Shinobi world.
With Others
"How long are they going to hold my boy?" Mikoto asked, annoyed.
"It's a binding moment I think. Let them bond." Fugaku said, though reluctantly.
"Poor Itachi," Shisui pitied.
Sometime Later
"I'm back everyone," the Sage of Six Paths said cheerfully as he successfully completed his otherworldly trip and saved the Shinobi world once again.
While everyone asked the man about the juicy details of what happened, Itachi is still stuck in the murder, with the crows showing him all the Genjutsu they mastered.
The Pure world has only one thing to say about this.
Poor Itachi.
The End.
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