Chapter 1: A strange new world

Hey guys, I know it isn't taking me that long to make new stories now, but that's only because I have more faith in my new stories and the world that I'm building. It does feel like I'm retconning things just to make new stories… Well, that's because I am, but for a good reason. I just feel like doing new stories so people won't think I died if I'm not active (which sounds bad now that I'm actually typing that). Also, I feel like my crossovers with My little pony are really letting me embrace my inner brony. As the title of this crossover suggests, it's my version of Equestria Girls. Also, the human versions of the ponies will have their names like this. Anyways, I'm smurfing out the usual disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own the smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own My Little Pony or its characters, they are owned by Hasbro. I only own Hector, SmurfWrench, SmurfGag, SmurfPaint, and SmurfKilt because they are my OCs. SmurfAggie appears courtesy of I M Rally. I also do not own the song and lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. If the song is a parody, I do not own the song it is based on. Anyways, enjoy.

It was a nice, smurfy day in the crystal empire, and the smurfs and mane six knew it. Today, Twilight Sparkle was going to her very first Princess summit. She was a little nervous but she had her friends and her new knight in shining armor, Hector Smurf.

"Hoo-wee! Your very first Princess summit. You must be over the moon, Twilight," said Applejack, who was carrying Apple Bloom on her back after she begged her to take her and the other cutie mark crusaders with them.

"Oh, I am excited. But to be honest, I'm a little nervous too," said Twilight Sparkle, who was carrying Hector and the other smurfs on her back. She'd recently been crowned a Princess, and Hector was made a knight after helping her finish a spell.

"Is there even a word to describe that feeling?" asked Hector, who was wearing a knight version of his nanotechnology Spider-Kid suit.

"There is! She's nervicited!" said Pinkie Pie. "It's like she wants to jump up and down and yell, 'Yay me'. But she also wants to curl up in a teeny-tiny ball and hide at the same time!" She then curled up into a ball, but she got back her hooves a few seconds later (with a transformation sound as a cherry on top).

"She's right, we've all been there. But we'd use actual words," said SmurfStorm.

"I'm there almost every day," said Fluttershy.

"You got no reason to fret, Twilight," said Apple Bloom. "Everything's gonna be just—". She got cut off by Rarity rushing towards Twilight.

"Twilight!" said Rarity. "Oh, sorry, darling. But I just realized you're not wearing your crown. You haven't forgotten it back in Ponyville, have you?"

"Don't worry, the crown is her bag just in case someone tries to steal it," said SmurfWillow, as Spike showed Rarity the crown.

"I also feel self-conscious about wearing it. I haven't really gotten accustomed to my wings yet either," said Twilight, spreading her wings. She then tried to fly but she fell on the ground.

"That was funny," said SmurfGag, as she chuckled.

"It was funny, but Twilight is a Princess now. She should embrace it," said Rarity. She then faced Twilight. "I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing."

Twilight just smiled.

As they entered the castle, they were greeted by the royal guards… before Twilight bumped into a golden blue-haired Pegasus, but they just shrugged it off.

"Her highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle," said the royal guard rookie, who was actually named Flash Sentry, but Twilight didn't know that. Princess Cadence just giggled.

"Twilight! I haven't seen you since the coronation," said Princess Cadence.

"We have so much to discuss," said Princess Celestia. "But judging by Hector's tiresome face, I think it can wait until tomorrow. In fact, you all look tired from the journey here."

"You're not wrong, that was the bumpiest train ride I ever had," said SmurfAggie. "Is there a place where we can get some sleep?"

"And maybe un magnifique view of ze crystal empire," said SmurfPaint.

"You'll find that all down the hall to your left," said Princess Luna, to which they all went to get some sleep.

On the way there, Hector spotted a glass window that had a gem being held by what looks like a Smurf. "Princess Celestia, what's this glass window about?" asked Hector.

"That is the lost element, the element of inspiration," said Princess Celestia. "Many ponies have tried and failed to get the lost element. But from what I'm looking at, perhaps it's not a pony that'll be the one to possess the lost element."

"Do you think I could be the one who possesses the lost element?" asked Hector, causing Princess Celestia to laugh hysterically.

"Maybe if you get a cutie mark, then we'll talk," joked Princess Celestia. "Wanna bet five bits that you're the lost element?"

"I'll take that chance," said Hector, as he continued to go down the hall.

Later that night…

Twilight, Spike, and Hector were sharing a room, which didn't seem to bother them that much. Twilight then took the crown of her bag and put it on, but then she sighed.

"What's wrong, Twilight?" asked Spike.

"I don't know, you guys," said Twilight. "I guess I'm just worried. Princess Cadence was given the crystal empire to rule over. What if now that I'm a Princess, Celestia expects me to lead a kingdom of my own?"

"Because that would be awesome," said Hector.

"No it would not," said Twilight. "Just because I have this crown and these wings, it doesn't mean that I'll be a good leader."

"Tell that to your brother's face," said Hector, showing Shining Armor and Clumsy (Hector's dad) having a soda chugging contest in the dining room.

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" said Shining Armor, followed by Clumsy crushing the soda can with his head.

"I AM THE CHUGGING MASTER!" yelled Clumsy. The two then started howling like wolves.

"What is it with men and chugging contests?" asked Twilight.

"Doesn't matter. My point is that even someone as childish as your brother can be a good leader," said Hector. "Now come on, we should get some shuteye. We have a big day tomorrow."

Spike turned off the lights, and everyone went to sleep… until Twilight woke up both boys by trying to tuck in her wings.

"Ugh! Can't tuck! Ugh!" said Twilight, doing her best to tuck in her wings. "Just trying to get comfortable." She just gave up and dozed off.

While everyone was sleeping, someone mysterious came into the storage room, and quickly made their way to Twilight's room. The mysterious pony then quietly swapped Twilight's crown with a fake one. Hector briefly woke up and saw what was happening, and he used his web shooters to trip the mysterious pony.

"Stop. Thief!" yelled Hector, which woke up Spike and Twilight. He then saw the crown in the mysterious pony's bag. "The crown! She's got Twilight's crown!" He and Twilight chased after the mysterious pony, who took off her cloak, revealing that she was a golden red and yellow-haired unicorn.

They chased her all the way to the storage room, where they dropped the crown, letting it roll into a portal-like mirror.

"What did you do with my crown?" asked Twilight, facing the rouge pony.

"Sorry it had to be this way," said the rouge pony. "Later, Princess." The pony then went into the mirror portal, and she was gone.

"Who was that?" asked Scootaloo, as the other ponies and smurfs entered the room.

"That was Sunset Shimmer, a former student of mine," began Princess Celestia. "She began her studies with me not long before Twilight. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path, one that has led her to stealing Twilight's crown." She began to tear up.

"There, there, let it all out lass," said SmurfKilt, who was trying to comfort Princess Celestia.

"She also replaced Twilight's crown with this cheap Ass knock-off," said Spike, holding the fake crown.

"She must've thought we wouldn't notice right away, and she must've thought she had good craftsmanship because I can find a better looking crown in a cereal box," said Hector.

"But I don't understand. Where did she go? Where did she take the crown?" asked Twilight, looking at the mirror.

"This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world, and it only opens once every 30 moons," explained Princess Luna.

"And it's sparkly," said SmurfBlossom, who touched the mirror before Princess Luna pushed her away.

"It used to be kept in the throne room of Canterlot Castle, but we moved it here when Princess Cadence took over the crystal empire," said Princess Luna.

"I had always hoped Sunset Shimmer would use it to return, to come back to Equestria seeking my guidance," said Princess Celestia, wiping away tears from her face.

"Well, things don't always go as you want them," said SmurfLily.

"Twilight, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown," said Princess Cadence. "Without it, the other elements of harmony have no power, and Equestria is left without one of its most important means of defense."

"I keep telling you to go with spears, but nobody listens to violence," said SmurfStorm. "But she's right, you better get going." She and Celestia then gave Twilight her backpack.

"Hector, you must go with Twilight, and protect her from the dangers of the other world," said Princess Celestia.

"Yes ma'am, I won't let you down," said Hector, as he put on his backpack with all the essential items needed for this kind of situation. "Road trip!"

"Hold on! Why does he get to go, and not us, Twilight's awesome friends?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I'm afraid that sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world," said Princess Celestia. "This is something Twilight must do with Hector."

"Then let's get going, I'm hungry for adventure," said Hector. "Is there a time limit?"

"There is, on the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close," said Princess Luna. "By then, we'll have to wait another 30 moons for the portal to open."

Everyone encouraged Twilight that she will be okay. She and Hector put on faces of bravery and jumped into the portal. Spike, feeling really nervous, quickly ran into the portal after them.

The other side of the portal…

Twilight groaned once she was on the other side of the portal, Hector just stood up feeling like he was as tall as a human freshman.

"Uh, guys?" said Spike.

"Huh? Spike, you're not supposed to—," said Twilight, but stopped when she saw that Spike was now a dog. "Spike? Are you a dog?"

"I think so," said Spike.

"If you think that's weird, just take a look at me," said Hector, revealing that he was now a human. "Look at us, Twilight, we're humans."

"What do you mean we?" asked Twilight. She looked at her hooves that were now hands, causing her to scream in terror… before Hector webbed up her mouth.

"Twilight, pull yourself together," said Hector, trying to calm down the now human Princess.

"What does the rest of me look like?" asked Twilight.

"Like this," said Hector, showing Twilight a picture of her in this new form. Twilight was about to scream, but Hector stopped her by covering her mouth. "Please don't scream again, my ears are sensitive and I don't want to hear the sound of blood dripping from my ears." He then looked around. "We must be in a modern day town."

"I guess the portal also changes the form of anyone who enters," said Twilight. "We need to find my crown as soon as possible and get back home." She then turned around, and saw a high school. "I suggest we start searching here first."

"You want me to break into school and pretend that I attend as a student… I'm in. Let's go," said Hector. Spike got on Twilight's back, and she started walking on all fours, before Hector pointed to someone walking their dog. "You're supposed to walk on two legs."

Twilight stood on her two legs, and began walking towards the front door of the school. "Could you open the door for me until I get used to having hands?" asked Twilight, to which Hector did. "Let's search this place for the crown before people find out we don't attend this school.

Suddenly, the bell rang, and the hallway was loaded with students, causing Twilight to bump into Flash Sentry.

"Whoa. Are you okay?" said Flash Sentry, as he helped Twilight get back on her feet. She nodded and thanked Flash for his help.

"Gee, thanks for helping her. She's new at going to school in person," said Hector, as he, Twilight and Spike continued down the hall. "He seems nice."

This Strange World by Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle: I've never seen a place

That's quite like this

Hector: Everything got turned around

This human world is upside down

Twilight Sparkle: Getting on my feet

It's the hand that I was dealt

Hector: But you don't have much time with them

I'll teach you how to be human

Twilight Sparkle: You don't use any magic or fly with any wings

I don't get these funny clothes, skinny legs, or tiny nose

Hector: This may be so confusing since this is very new

But just look a little closer, it'll start to feel familiar too

Twilight Sparkle: What a strange new world (what a strange new world)

I'm trying to make heads or tails of this strange new world (what a strange new world)

Hector: I know every small detail of this kind of world

Both: What a strange new world

Once the song was over, Hector and Twilight heard someone who sounded scared.

"We're really sorry. We just found it and she thought she should give it to her," said a familiar country voice. "She didn't know you dropped it."

"Well, I did, and I was about to get it before madam shyness swooped in and ruined everything," said the bully, who turned out to be Sunset Shimmer. "You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you."

"It doesn't belong to you either," whispered the pink-haired shy girl.

"And you don't have the right to be brave, yet here we are," said Sunset Shimmer.

"Leave them alone!" said Hector, standing for the two humans, which got Sunset Shimmer's attention.

"What did you say?" asked Sunset Shimmer.

"I said leave them alone you butt virgin whore!" said Hector, causing the other students to gasp in shock.

"And who's going to stop me?" asked Sunset Shimmer.

"Your dignity," said Hector, followed by him pulling down Sunset's skirt and underwear, causing other students to laugh at her. Sunset pulled up her skirt and ran to the bathroom to cry. "Where are you going? Don't run away from your feelings!" He then helped the two students get back on their feet.

"Thanks, I can't believe you did that," said the redhead with a country accent.

"What was I gonna do, let her be as mean as someone named Karen?" said Hector.

"Well, it's just that nobody ever stands up to Sunset Shimmer," said the shy pink-haired girl.

"Believe me, we know," said Twilight. "We only recently heard of her."

"That explains why you don't look familiar," said the country redhead. "I'd remember a face as handsome as him." That last part caused Hector to blush bright red. "Did you two just transfer to Canterlot high from another school?"

"We sure did. Oh, where are my manners? I'm Hector… Parker, and this my cousin Twilight Sparkle," said Hector, who winked at Twilight to let her know he was lying. "What are your names?"

"I'm Apple Bloom, and this is Fluttershy," said Apple Bloom. Fluttershy then noticed Spike, and immediately rushed towards him.

"Aww. And who's this sweet little guy?" asked Fluttershy.

"That's Spike, our dog," said Twilight.

"He's so cute," said Fluttershy, followed by her giving Spike a dog biscuit. "Go on, eat up, little pup!" Spike ate the treat, and enjoyed it. "Wouldn't you just give anything to know what they're really thinking?"

"He usually just tells us," said Twilight, before Hector covered her mouth.

"What she means is that I made a dog translator back home so we could understand what Spike is saying. But I left it at my house before we ran away from home to start a new life without our families always nagging," said Hector, ending it with a smile.

"Oh, I didn't know you two were on your own," said Apple Bloom. "If you need a place to stay, you can stay at my place. I'll even let you sleep with me."

"Thanks, that's very kind of you," said Twilight. "Anyways, what was Sunset Shimmer talking about when she was here. Was it a crown, by any chance?"

"How did you know?" asked Fluttershy.

"Just a hunch," said Twilight. "Do you still have it?" Fluttershy shook her head. "Can you at least tell us where it is now?"

"Sure, I gave it to Principal Celestia after I found it near the mascot statue," said Fluttershy.

"Principal Celestia? She's the ruler here?" asked Twilight.

"You could say that," said Apple Bloom. "Technically, she and Vice Principal Luna do make the rules."

"Where is she now?" asked Hector.

"Probably in her office," said Apple Bloom.

"Thanks… where is the principal's office?" asked Hector.

"Third door on your left," said Apple Bloom.

"Thanks, again," said Hector, who then kissed Apple Bloom on the cheek, before he and Twilight made their way to the Principal's office, while he blushed the whole way.

"Why did you kiss her? You have a girlfriend," said Twilight.

"I don't know why I kissed her, we are never telling Emily about this unless she's in a good mood," said Hector.

I think that's a good place to stop for now. Wow, over three thousand words in less than one chapter. It's not as much as my records of five thousand words in one chapter, but still long enough to set up the story I'm telling. I hope you guys enjoyed the story so far, I know I am. See you guys in the next chapter.