GREEN: He's safely contained. Now, cut off communications inside that room, then summon the family. It's time we finished with this insane planet for good.
Around the country politicians, and celebrities started getting calls to meet at Downing Street. The final phase has begun.
ANDREW MARR: And there's still no word from inside Downing Street, though we are getting even more new arrivals. That's group Captain Tennant James of the RAF, though why he's been summoned we've no idea. And that's Ewan McAllister, Deputy Secretary for the Scottish Parliament. And this is most unusual. I'm told that is Sylvia Dillane, Chairman of the North Sea Boating Club.
The fat politicians walked through the door of 10 Downing Street, farting as they went in, they were greeted by a large woman, Margaret Blaine.
Outside Number 10 another motorcade pulled up, to the surprise of all the media watching. Even more surprising was who got out of the cars.
ANDREW MARR: Oh this is not someone anyone expected to be summoned to Downing Street. That's Grammy award winning singer Dua Lipa. This is her first media appearance since she went missing a few months ago.
Dua Lipa got out the car, she had put on a lot of weight. She now had a massive arse and was carrying a lot more weight around her face and tummy. She smiled and waved at the media before blowing a kiss in their direction. The media screaming for more. She was wearing an incredibly revealing out fit, like she usually does, but this time her body looked a lot more tight in it, as if she was struggling and uncomfortable.
The second car in the motorcade opened its door. Out stepped Lily James, she too looked to have put on some weight. Her blonde hair shone bright as the flash of cameras reflected in her dark brown eyes.
ANDREW MARR: Oh that's actress Lily James, she has recently taken a break from her acting career recently and why she has turned up here remains a mystery. But this next person is a huge shock, no one could have predicted this, in fact, this may break a few protocols.
The third car stopped and out came Meghan Markle. She was booed by the crowds, but blew a kiss at the crowd before walking inside. She was wearing really tight jeans and looked really casual.
ANDREW MARR: Quite what connects these people, we have no idea.
