Disclaimer: I don't own Kamen Rider, W or Fourze.
Author's Note: Long ago, in the mythical year of 2012, I wrote a dumb Kamen Rider Fourze fanfic. Last year I ended up deleting it because I didn't quite like all the contents anymore, but I always had a soft spot for the seventh and eighth chapters, which featured a crossover with Kamen Rider W. It's one of only two things from that fanfic I still like.
So I've decided to edit the chapters to remove certain elements that only related to the original fanfic, while trying to keep the story as close to the original as possible. A couple lines were changed here and there, and a scene or two from other chapters in the old fanfic were added.
But, otherwise, here's the first chapter.
Gentaro and Kengo were in the Rabbit Hatch, discussing a very important topic.
"I'm telling you, that thing is swearing!" Gentaro said.
"It's just saying the kid's name." Kengo shot back.
"That duck thing is saying 'Bit'-" Gentaro started.
"There's not even a B sound!" Kengo said.
As the two continued their heated debate, putting off activating Switches, Yuki rushed in.
"Guys, you need to come and see this!" Yuki shouted.
"See what?" Both asked.
The three friends rushed out of the Rabbit Hutch and into one of the hallways. There, they saw it.
"No way..." Gentaro said.
"Them?!" Kengo asked, shocked.
In front of them were Miu and Ryusei, making out for the whole school to see.
"They've been at it for a good ten minutes." Yuki said.
"Ten minutes kissing her?" Gentaro asked. "Wow, Ryusei must have some lungs."
Kengo would have noted what was wrong with Gentaro's thought process, but before he could, he felt something prick his neck. Next thing anyone knew, Kengo walked over to Ryusei and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey, Sakuta!" Kengo said.
"What?" Ryusei said, taking a small break from kissing Miu to look back at Kengo.
However, Kengo said nothing back. He just punched Ryusei in the face, knocking him to the ground.
"What do you think you're doing to Miu?" Kengo asked.
"What are you doing to my boyfriend?" Miu asked.
"Boyfriend?" Kengo asked, feeling a small ache in his heart.
"Yes. Ryusei and I are going out!" Miu said.
"But..." The ache in Kengo's heart was now full on heartbreak. I... all this time... for you..."
"Oh, please." Miu said. "You're good, Kengo, but Ryusei is far more studly."
Ryusei finally stood up and punched Kengo in the face. Kengo dropped to the floor, obviously in more pain than Ryusei had been in.
"If you're that lonely, find your own girlfriend." Ryusei said.
With that, Miu and Ryusei walked off, arm in arm.
"Kengo!" Yuki shouted, running over to Kengo. "Gen, help me get him to the infirmary!"
"Right..." Gentaro said, still in shock from learning Ryusei and Miu going out.
While Gentaro and Yuki were taking Kengo to the nurse, Ohsugi walked into Haruka Utsugi's Kickboxing Club.
"Oh, Ms. Utsugi." Ohsugi said in false shock. "So, this is where you were. There's a man here who's looking for you."
"Who?" Utsugi asked.
A man wearing detective clothes walked in.
"Shotaro Hidari. Hard-boiled detective." The man introduced himself.
"A detective?" Utsugi asked.
"AH!" Shotaro shouted out. "Lily, is that you?"
"Lily?" Utsugi asked, tilting her head to the side. "Who's that?"
"Oh, sorry." Shotaro said, shaking his head. "Just a friend of mine. You look like her. I wonder if you could be her sister..."
"Mr. Hidari has come here to investigate something for me." Ohsugi said.
"Investigate?" Utsugi asked.
Ohsugi quickly bolted out of the room like his life depended on it, which it very well might have.
"There was a teacher here by the name of Sarina Sonoda." Shotaro said. "She took a medical leave of absence a while ago and still hasn't returned. I've been asked to look into it by the principal."
"By the principal, huh?" Utsugi asked back, shooting a glare at Ohsugi, as far away as he was.
"Yes. This isn't my regular field of expertise, but a job is a job." Shotaro said. 'And there haven't been as many Dopant cases these days, so Akiko is forcing us to take anything that sounds interesting.'
"Well, if that's the case, why are you asking me?" Utsugi asked.
"You were brought in as her replacement." Shotaro said. "Could you have been gunning for the job and opened up a spot for yourself?"
Utsugi sighed, annoyed that she had to deal with a half-boiled detective.
Gentaro and Yuki had left Kengo in the infirmary and were walking off.
"Pretty crazy, isn't it?" Gentaro said.
"Miu and Ryusei? Yeah." Yuki said back.
"I would have thought she'd go for Kengo." Gentaro said.
Yuki gave Gentaro a questioning look, but decided not to say anything about it.
"I hope Tomoko won't be too crushed." Yuki said.
"Because of Kengo?" Gentaro asked, cluelessly. "Well, we'll get the others and go see him! That'll cheer him up!"
Yuki nodded.
"Good idea!" Yuki said.
As Gentaro and Yuki passed by the Kickboxing Club, they saw their homeroom teacher talking to a man in detective clothes.
"Wait, is that..." Gentaro started.
"Ah! Here's two of my students now." Utsuji said, waving to the two. "Kisaragi! Joujima! Over here!"
Shotaro looked over at the two students.
"BWAH! GENTARO?" Shotaro shouted.
"SHOTARO?" Gentaro shouted back.
"Huh?" Were the surprised reactions from Yuki and Utsugi.
"What are you doing here?" Shotaro asked.
"This is my school!" Gentaro said. "What about you?"
"I'm a detective." Shotaro said, smoothly. "Investigating what the client asks is my job."
"Investigating?" Gentaro asked. "Is this because of the Zodiarts?"
"No." Shotaro said. "You know all you need to do is call and ask your Seniors for help with those. Ooh! You know this place better than I do! You can help me with this case!"
"What needs doing?" Gentaro asked.
"One of the teachers here has apparently gone missing." Shotaro explained. "I was hired to look into it."
"Oh, you mean Ms. Sonoda?" Yuki asked. "Let me guess, Mr. Ohsugi hired you?"
"How'd you know?!" Shotaro asked.
"He had a crush on Ms. Sonoda." Yuki explained.
"He did?" Gentaro asked.
"Gen..." Yuki sighed.
'I never even met her and I could tell he liked her.' Ms. Utsugi thought.
"Right..." Shotaro said, before wrapping his arm around Gentaro's shoulders. "Well, we can discuss things in your base of operations. You have one, right?"
JK, Shun and Tomoko all sat in the Rabbit Hutch staring at Gentaro, Yuki and Shotaro.
"Okay, what's going on?" JK finally asked.
"What do you mean?" Yuki asked, trying to sound as if everything was normal.
"Well, for one, we're missing three members." Shun pointed out.
"Oh, Kengo's in the nurse's office and Miu and Ryusei are out on a date." Gentaro explained.
"WHAT?" Tomoko shouted.
"Yeah." Yuki said. "We were shocked too. Miu and Ryusei randomly going out. And then Ryusei punching Kengo like that..."
Under her breath, Tomoko began chanting something, while JK and Shun scooted away from her.
"And who's this guy?" JK asked
"Oh! Right!" Gentaro shouted. "Everyone, we have a professional here! As one of the founding members of the Kamen Rider Club, it brings me great honor to introduce Shotaro Hidari! A.K.A. Kamen Rider W!"
"Well, only one half." Shotaro said, chuckling slightly to himself.
Tomoko quickly stopped her chanting, and started waving her hands in front of her face.
"Ka-Kamen Rider W?" Tomoko asked, before standing up and bowing her head. "It's an honor to meet you."
"Explain." Shotaro said, looking at Yuki while pointing to Tomoko.
"Tomoko is a huge fan of Kamen Riders." Yuki explained.
"I read all about your fight with Eternal online!" Tomoko said. "That was so awesome how you got a power boost from the wind!"
"Okay, Fangirl Mode Tomoko might be creepier than Demonic Chanting Tomoko." JK whispered to Shun, who only nodded in response.
"Alright, autographs can wait until later." Shotaro said, sitting at the table. "Since this very club is devoted to Kamen Riders, I'd like to ask you all to help."
"We will." Tomoko answered for everyone.
"Good." Shotaro said. "Now, I'd like you all to tell me everything you know about Chuta Ohsugi."
"Mr. O?" Gentaro asked, sitting next to the more experienced Rider.
"He's hiding something." Shotaro said. "He seems too close to this case for just a principal looking into his missing teacher."
"Principal?" Shun asked. "He's just a teacher."
"He seems a little obsessed with this Ms. Sonoda." Shotaro said.
"Yeah. We've all picked up on that." JK said.
"Um, question." Tomoko said, raising her hand.
"Yes, Ms..." Shotaro started.
"Nozama." Tomoko introduced herself. "Isn't your partner able to look up these kinds of things?"
"Yeah, normally." Shotaro said. "But, he's a little distracted now."
Meanwhile, in the Planetary Library, Phillip was holding a book marked "Ninjas".
"Intriguing." Phillip said, reading. "It appears that Ninja Masters have the ability to change themselves into different animals, including Hawks and Guinea Pigs."
"But, when he's obsessed with something, it's nearly impossible to get him to help." Shotaro said. "And according to him, unless a Dopant is involved, he doesn't want to be disturbed."
"Oh, right." Tomoko said, nodding.
"Now, from what Mr. Ohsugi's told me, Ms. Sonoda disappeared around the start of the new year." Shotaro explained. "He mentioned something about this happening after a transfer student arrived."
"Oh, he must be referring to Ryusei." Gentaro said. "But he's a good guy."
"Oh?" Shotaro said, tilting his head at Gentaro. "You know him?"
"He's a member of this club." Shun said.
"He's been trying to help Kengo with the activation of Gen's Switches!" Yuki explained.
"He might know a thing or two." Shotaro said. "Where is he now?"
"He left after punching out Kengo." Gentaro said.
"You're not helping." JK said, facepalming.
"Alright, from what Gentaro has told me, the informant will go around asking his sources..." Shotaro said, pointing at Shun, then to JK. "...while the football player questions the team."
JK and Shun looked at each other and shrugged.
"What about me?" Tomoko asked.
"You're the president, right?" Shotaro asked.
"No." Gentaro said. "Tomoko is the one with good instincts."
"Why don't you go around and see if you feel anything?" Yuki suggested.
"Good idea." Shotaro said.
"I'm on it!" Tomoko said, before standing up and rushing out, squealing all the way.
"You know, you're good." Shotaro said, nodding at Yuki. "When you graduate, how would you like to work as my chief? The old one could use some competition."
"No thanks." Yuki said quickly. "Astronaut all the way."
"Alright." Shotaro sighed. "Then you and Fourze are coming with me. You get to experience the Kamen Rider W... experience firsthand."
Gentaro and Yuki nodded.
Gentaro and Yuki, led by Shotaro, walked around Futo, looking for someone.
"So, why are we in your city again?" Gentaro asked.
"It's not too far from yours." Shotaro said. "Students from your school met at the place next to my office a while back. Rumors would reach here too."
That was when Shotaro spotted who he was looking for. Two young women.
"Found them." Shotaro said. "Queen! Elizabeth!"
The two girls walked over.
"Shotaro, have you taken on students?" Queen asked.
"These two?" Shotaro asked. "Kind of. Anyway, I've got a case at Amanogawa High School."
"Oh, you mean that super hero Cygnus?" Elizabeth asked.
"No." Shotaro said. "That's already been settled. I'm talking something a bit less Kamen Rider-y."
"Then you mean the teacher who vanished?" Queen asked.
"Yes." Shotaro said.
"Well, our information isn't as good since we graduated high school, but we still hear things." Elizabeth said. "They say she used to be a student there."
"Not only that, but she'd complain to people about this delinquent at the school making her life rough." Queen added. "Or, that's what the rumors say."
"Wait a second..." Gentaro said, leaning closer to Queen and Elizabeth. "Aren't these two..."
"...the winners of Fuuuuuutic Idol?" Yuki asked.
"Yeah." Elizabeth said. "That's where we made our CD debut!"
"Hey, if you two are looking for a new song, I've been writing one!" Yuki said.
"Eh? You don't mean..." Gentaro started.
"Mm!" Yuki nodded. "The one about Hayabusa! Gen can even vouch for it!"
"I wha?" Gentaro asked.
Yuki looked at Gentaro pleadingly. Gentaro burst into a small chuckle, as Queen examined him.
"Y'know, Shotaro, your Junior isn't too hard on the eyes." Queen said.
"He's no Phillip, but he is cute." Elizabeth said.
"Wait, really?" Gentaro asked.
"When you and Shotaro finish up your case, why don't you and I go out?" Queen asked. "I can give you my number and everything."
"I-I-I..." Gentaro stammered, genuinely flattered.
Thankfully for Gentaro, a green slipper with the words "No hitting on younger women" painted on it happened to hit him on his head, messing up his pompadour.
"That hurt!" Gentaro and Shotaro shouted, the latter instinctively upon seeing the slipper.
Akiko Narumi walked over and picked it up. She then walked over to Gentaro and glared at him.
"Shotaro, how many times do I have to tell you not to hit on our informants?" Akiko said.
"Akiko, I'm over here." Shotaro said flatly.
"Huh?" Akiko said, looking back and forth between the detective and the high schooler. "Huh? Huh? There are two Shotaro's? I wasn't told anything about this!"
"Do I really look like you?" Gentaro asked.
"No." Queen said. "You're more handsome than Shotaro."
"What?" Shotaro shouted.
"Shotaro, who is this?" Akiko asked.
"This is the rocket head I told you about." Shotaro said.
"He prefers conehead." Yuki chimed in.
"You mean the one who dated the slime?" Akiko asked.
"Yes. That one." Shotaro said, before realization struck. "Wait... What are you doing here?"
"Well, I was all ready to have a love-y dove-y day with Ryu, but he was called in to work again." Akiko complained.
"And Phillip is too obsessed with looking up things on that show to keep you at the office..." Shotaro grumbled.
Akiko then looked at Gentaro and Yuki.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the chief of the Narumi Detective Agency, Akiko Narumi!" Akiko introduced herself. "I apologize if Shotaro has been giving you trouble."
"I'm Gentaro Kisaragi." Gentaro said, pounding on his chest before pointing at Akiko. "The guy who will make friends with every Kamen Rider and their allies!"
"I'm Yuki Joujima!" Yuki introduced herself. "Future Astronaut!"
"They're two of the students at the school we got the case from." Shotaro said. "Now, come on. I need to eat."
"What?" Akiko shouted. "You're in the middle of a case!"
"I can't do anything if I'm starving!" Shotaro shouted.
"Yuki, I have never been happier you're my friend than now." Gentaro said, watching the experienced Rider and his chief argue.
"Me too, Gen." Yuki said.
Meanwhile, Chuta Ohsugi had headed to his classroom to hide out until the detective got his results. Afterschool was always a horrible tone for him. While most of his students were out on dates, he was always alone, grading papers.
"MS. SONODA!" Ohsugi cried out, as he had done at least once each day since her disappearance.
This day wasn't like other days, however. Today, he thought he heard a sound coming from his classroom. Curious, and a little scared, Ohsugi proceeded to open the door, where he found something he had never expected.
"KAZASHIRO? SA-SA-SAKUTA?!" Ohsugi yelled.
Against a wall were Miu and Ryusei, kissing each other.
Back on the "Kamen Rider Field Trip" of sorts, Gentaro, Yuki, Shotaro and Akiko were now sitting in the restaurant run by the Shirogane's.
"Here." Lily Shirogane said, placing food in front of the teenagers.
Gentaro and Yuki were awestruck.
"M-Ms. Utsugi?" Yuki asked.
"Teach?" Gentaro asked.
"Huh?" Lily asked. "Shotaro, who are these two?"
"Oh, they're Juniors." Shotaro said. "They plan to open their own detective agency, so we're showing them the ropes."
"Hm..." Lily said. "Well, as long as they're under your care, they should become great detectives."
As Lily walked off, Shotaro looked at the two bewildered teenagers.
"Looks just like that teacher of yours, huh?" Shotaro asked.
"Yeah." The two, still stunned, teenagers replied together.
"Did you bring us here just for that?" Akiko asked.
"Of course not." Shotaro said coolly. "Restaurants are a gathering place for all forms of information. The Shirogane's may have heard something."
Shotaro pulled his hat over his eyes.
"Besides, isn't it natural for a hard-boiled detective to be drinking a cup of coffee as he goes over the facts of the case?" Shotaro asked.
"Sounds half-boiled to me." Akiko said, causing the two teenagers to laugh.
Back at AGHS, Tomoko was walking around campus, feeling the energy like one of the urban legends heroes she'd admired, Kamen Rider W, had asked her to.
"No. Nothing here." Tomoko muttered, then tilted her head. "I wonder if I'll get the chance to meet Accel too."
As Tomoko was lost in thought, she didn't notice a figure sneaking up behind her.
"I can't have that detective snooping around." The figure said, holding his hand up to his face. "So, you're going to discredit that old fool."
Later, the two Kamen Riders, along with Yuki and Akiko, had made their way back to Amanogawa.
"Seriously, Akiko, you need to see this teacher. She looks like Lily!" Shotaro said, then turned to Gentaro. "You said you two were friends, right? Can you get me her number?"
"I see how it is!" Akiko shouted. "Lily likes Ryu, so you're going to hit on her doppelganger?"
"KISARAGI!" A loud voice yelled out.
Suddenly, Ohsugi jumped over to Gentaro and wrapped his arms around the student's legs.
"Save me!" Ohsugi begged.
"Huh?" Gentaro asked.
Suddenly, Tomoko walked towards the five, with a strange look on her face.
"Mr. Ohsugi." Tomoko called out in a cutesy voice.
Yuki, Shotaro and Akiko stepped away as they saw the goth girl acting cutesy.
"Come on, Chuta..." Tomoko called. "How about you make me forget my first love?"
"Help me!" Ohsugi repeated.
"Tomoko, are you alright?" Gentaro asked.
Tomoko just pushed Gentaro to the floor and grabbed Ohsugi's legs.
"Nobody told me this school let students date the staff!" Akiko said.
"It doesn't." Gentaro said.
"Tomoko would never go for a guy like Mr. Ohsugi anyway." Yuki said.
"Hey, I'm a catch." Ohsugi said, insulted.
"It's like she's under some hypnosis or something." Gentaro muttered.
"Like she's..." Shotaro started, before pulling out a driver and placing it around his waist. "Phillip!"
'Yes?' Phillip's question rang in Shotaro's head.
"Do a look up." Shotaro said. "This sounds similar to another case. Remember?"
'You don't even need to give me the keywords.' Phillip replied.
"What is he doing?" Yuki asked.
"That's the kind of detective he is." Akiko said. "A two-in-one detective. He's the muscle, Phillip is the brains. They can communicate with the driver."
"Amazing." Yuki said.
"I've got it!" Shotaro announced. "Liar."
"Liar?" Akiko shouted.
"What's a Liar?" Gentaro asked.
"I'll explain on the way." Shotaro said. "Come on!"
With that, Shotaro ran off. Gentaro and Akiko ran after him. Yuki managed to pull Tomoko away from Ohsugi and the two ran after their friend and their two Seniors in saving the world.
"Liar is a Gaia Memory!" Shotaro explained. "Gaia Memories are... Well, you've seen them before. I'm sure OOO explained them during the whole Kannagi incident. Anyway, Liar is a particularly nasty one. It shoots these darts that make you believe the user's lies."
"So, that's what has Tomoko going after Mr. O!" Gentaro said.
"And that must be what made Miu and Ryusei think they were dating." Yuki said. "And why Kengo attacked Ryusei."
"Yeah!" Shotaro said. "And according to Phillip, the Dopant is..."
"...me." Said a voice very familiar to Gentaro, Yuki and Tomoko.
The five turned around and saw Natsuji Kijima, holding up a red Gaia Memory with an L on it.
"Kijima!" Yuki shouted.
"Oh, we should have known!" Gentaro said.
"Are you just going to talk?" Shotaro said, holding up a black Gaia Memory with a J on it.
"Of course not." Gentaro said, pulling out the Fourze driver and placing it on.
"Ah, plan to fight me?" Kijima asked, pressing the red Memory.
"LIAR!" The Memory shouted.
Kijima slammed the Memory onto his arm. Kijima then turned into the Liar Dopant.
"JOKER!" Shotaro's Memory shouted as he pressed it.
Back in Futo, Phillip held up a Green Memory with a C on it, and pressed it.
"CYCLONE!" The Memory shouted.
Phillip placed the Cyclone Memory into one of the slots.
Back at Amanogawa, the Cyclone Memory appeared in Shotaro's Driver and he pushed it down, before adding the Joker Memory to the Driver and pushing it down as well.
"HENSHIN!" Shotaro and Phillip shouted together.
Shotaro pushed the two Memories away from each other and changed into Kamen Rider W - CycloneJoker.
"It's... It's..." Tomoko started before fainting.
"She held on as long as she could." Yuki said, shaking her head.
"My turn!" Gentaro said, activating the Astro Switches.
"3..." The belt said, as Gentaro looked at the faint Tomoko. "2..." Gentaro looked at W. "1!" Gentaro turned to Liar.
"HENSHIN!" Gentaro shouted, pulling the lever on the side of the belt, transforming into Kamen Rider Fourze. "Uchu! KITA!"
"Well, Phillip, it's been awhile since we fought Liar." Shotaro said. "Think this one will respond the same way?"
"Let's see." Phillip said.
"Now, count up your sins." The duo said together, pointing at Liar.
"Let's finish this one-on-one!" Gentaro said. "Er... Two-on-one. Wait, three-on-one? You get the idea!"
The two Riders ran towards the Dopant and began attacking him. However, Liar managed to duck underneath the attacks, causing Fourze and W to kick each other.
"He did that on purpose." Liar said, as a dart hit Gentaro.
"Watch it!" Gentaro said.
"He's trying to upstage you." Liar whispered, before a dart hit W.
"You watch it." Shotaro yelled.
"Gentaro is your enemy." Liar whispered, a dart hitting W.
"Oh, not again!" Akiko yelled.
"W is your enemy." Liar whispered again, with a dart hitting Fourze this time.
The two Riders turned their attention to each other.
"Let's settle this one-on-two!" Fourze shouted.
"Count up your sins!" Shotaro shouted.
The two Riders ran towards each other as Yuki and Akiko watched in shock, while Kijima, as the Liar Dopant, laughed to himself.
Author's Note: Since this chapter was posted on the day Futo PI premiered, the next chapter will be up on a day related to Fourze.
